Draslushee In reply to ??? [2009-10-10 02:12:43 +0000 UTC]

Well, for the weapons system, Bayonetta can equip two weapons at a time: One set on her hands, and another on her feet. You can set up two combinations of weapons in the between-levels portions of the game (I'm assuming, anyway), and you're able to switch between those two combinations on the fly. For example, in the demo, Bayonetta was able to switch between a weapon set where she had pistols on both her hands and feet, and another where she had a katana in her hands and what seemed to be shotguns or bazooka-ish things on her feet.

So basically, you switch Bayonetta's entire weapon combination on the fly, rather than switching the hands and feet individually.

As for the giant axe you saw, that's because Bayonetta can pick up weapons dropped by enemies. They break after a bit of time using them, but you can drop them any time, and they have some sweet effects while you use them. For example, one of the enemies I killed dropped a staff, which I had Bayonetta pick up. When I had her use a Kick attack (more on that later), she planted the staff into the ground and began pole dancing around it. I twirled the left analog stick as prompted by the game, and thus everything around Bayonetta either took heavy damage or died. The axe was in the demo, too. It shrank when Bayonetta picked it up, but she was still able to make big, sweeping strikes with it or toss it at enemies like a boomerang.


However, there is no Style Meter in Bayonetta. Not in the traditional sense, anyway. If you've seen the little orbs underneath Bayonetta's life bar in screenshots, those aren't Devil Trigger orbs. They're magic power, and doing combos makes them fill up. Taking damage makes them vanish. If you have enough of them, you can use special powers, most notably Torture Attack, which are similar to the finishing moves from Godhand (Spanking, Stinger, and whatnot), except they're pretty much a guaranteed kill on whatever unfortunate enemy they're used on. (You do get to tap buttons, though, to earn more bonus Halos from using the attack. Think of Halos as Red Orbs. ) In the demo, the Torture Attacks I wound up using involved either slapping an enemy into an Iron Maiden, stomping an enemy then beheading it with a guillotine, or crushing an enemy with a giant tombstone. All very fun.

...You DO still get Combo points like in DMC, though. I'm pretty sure you get bonus Halos in mid-level for being stylish, too. But I'm not sure if you can see how many points you got until the end of a section. (The rating system works kinda like Viewtiful Joe, where you get a brief screen after every significant battle or puzzle that tells you how well you did without interrupting gameplay, then a cumulative rating at the end of the level.)

As for absuable tricks, that's hard to say thus far. The number of combos in Bayonetta is absurd. You have a ton of awesome combos made of up combinations of the Punch and Kick buttons, plus combos that involve pausing before pressing the next button, like how you'd do a Million Stab in DMC3 or 4. The combos are augmented by commands you can use while targetting an enemy (like how you'd push forward and Slash for a Stinger in DMC... for that matter, Bayonetta's forward-punch with the katana IS the Stinger), AND you can extend combos even more by holding down a button instead of just tapping it, thus causing Bayonetta to fire the weapon she used after smacking an enemy with it.

AND you can spin the control stick 360 degrees and press a weapon button to effectively make Bayonetta an auto-aiming turret as you steer her left and right and fire bullets at anything unfortunate enough to be on your screen.

AND... dangit, there's too much to cover! If all of the crap I've already described wasn't enough, let me note that there are TONS of little, isolated things that defy description or classification in Bayonetta. For example, in the demo, I discovered that holding down the Target button while standing still with the katana equipped would cause Bayonetta to draw a red circle in the air in front of her. When I pushed the Punch button after she finished, it fired a gigantic red laser of death directly in front of her. That's not listed anywhere.

And the demo only had three weapons. There will be FAR more weapons than that in the actual game. I don't think my brain can even contain all the awesome. It might explode if I ever actually play the full game.


...And if all that weren't enough, here, look at this unlockable attack: [link]

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Blanke In reply to Draslushee [2009-10-05 00:24:22 +0000 UTC]

I'm gonna need this time to draw Supernova, actually. It's gonna be awfully hard to find any other time with Magna Core, karate, running, and studying.

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Draslushee In reply to Blanke [2009-10-05 00:36:40 +0000 UTC]

Good deal. Best wishes, cap'n.

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Blanke In reply to Draslushee [2009-09-29 22:38:31 +0000 UTC]

: Dad, w8. Shouldn't we get supples for juorney frist?

Captain Flacon, Solid Sanke and Gnonodorf went to the convenience store. It was called the Manly Mart! And it behind the conter was ! grabs a holebunch of beef jirky. He takes all that the store has and he will want more so he runs to the nearest Wal Mart with fast and grabs all of theres too and runs back too 's Manly Mart.

: *places over 9000 beef jerkies on conter with hungry.*
: Taht willl b ov3r 9000 coins.
: No.
Captain Falcon said stubborn.
: Falcon... PAWNCH!
Captain Falcon threw the Falcon Punch but held back because his power was more than enough for galaxy's strong. But Bwoser stopped it with his punch!

: Try agan! Falcon...
: Koopa...
: PAWNCH!

Their punches do an awesome crash explosion with incredible lightnign! and eat steak pocporn well watching. When SUDDENLY has IDEA!

: *with winning voice of growling and best* Hold it. You should come with us. You just might be manly enough to join our qwest. Squeenix Zombie Goasts thretin our freedom and womenz and red meat.

thought long and hard about this proposal. He ate rino leg while doing thinking with hard thinking. He ate all four rinocerus leg raw but he dooked it with fire breath while he swallow eventhough he didn't need too.

OK.

backflipped over the cuonter and took storfullof beef jerkiey and 98765 pound of sexy awesome raw steak and dynamite with him. And so the For Falcon Punchers begin their edvenchur!

Tobe continued.....?!

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Draslushee In reply to Blanke [2009-10-01 23:53:58 +0000 UTC]

(This is easily ten times as much fun if you read all of this aloud like Full Life Consequences. )

Bwoser and Captin Flacon and Sanke and Gnonodorf all climbed onto the Bluer Falcon and said he would drive to next destination.

: squeenix zombie goast could b newher and we must get to hi palce if we want to fnid
Gnanerdofr said with comand.

thot about using gas to drive up montin but decided that was stupid and backflipped the Bluer Falcon into spaec. In a second the For Falcon Punchers were in orbutt and looked down on erth to find squeenix zombie goast.

got idea and looked through racket lawnchair like telasocpe but it dident work good becaus it still had racket in it. So breathd nukulur fire on until mutated x-ray eyes and could see through racket.

: *with voice of snarl and loin* There it is small squeenix zombie goast racket that is going to sun! Captain Falnoc hit gas with fast!

hit the gas pedal on the Bluer Falcon with nee and Bluer Falcon drove around the univrese five times in a under a half a millisecond and stoped in frint of the squeenix zombie goast racket.

the squeenix zombie goast racket was small but also scary because it was fulled of pointy hair and angst. it was led by and so it dident fly good because the butter sord was stuck through the ships hill.

: WHERE DO YOU SQUEENIX THINK U R GOING
Gammadorf said with determine.

: no one loves us so we will be emo and kill sun to make world dark like are sole!
Claude said with emo.

: THEN ALLOW ME 2 FILL UR DARK SOLE W/ LEEIIIIGGGHHHTTTT
Bworse said with breath fire on racket from behind!


TOB EC ONTINUED!?...!?.

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Blanke In reply to Draslushee [2009-10-02 02:18:09 +0000 UTC]

:breath atomic fire lazers on with fuehry.

twirls sowrd fast. Fire and lasers spin around spinning sword. So punch Claude with power and more power. Then he breaths radiotion on hand and punches Caude again. But fills with angry and biterness and sad. Claude do the Limit Brake!

:TAKE THIS! MY ANKST! MY WINING! AND A LLOF MYA NDRAWGINNY! OMINSLASH!
Clude do thte Omnslish and cut 2434 times with evil and science and killing the stars. But Bowser laughered the attak of and punched with more strong. He breaths on hand to light hand with strongest awesome radioactive blue light and dark fire and punches Claude hard. And Claude had did.

Laughed with groling and bunring breath. He say, "One down. Howmany to go?!"

FROM BLACK HOLE COME MORE. Come from black hole was the woahmanly men with sliver hair and sword of longestinu nivers. It was the Sephriot! look at Four FalconPunChres with sad and gloom and crying angry crying of killing.

:Leave this one TOME.
Gannondorf eated beef jerky brutally and burnt empty bag with darkness power.

TOBE CONTINEUD....?!

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Blanke In reply to Draslushee [2009-09-16 01:04:36 +0000 UTC]

Let's work some more on Super Nova.

Sorry for the late reply. I got Mario and Luigi 3 today.

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Draslushee In reply to Blanke [2009-09-16 01:35:51 +0000 UTC]

Lucky jerk.

You're up first. Your choice if you want to keep developing ideas for the first comic, or if you want to go ahead and start scribbling on it. And if you don't feel the first needs any more work, I just about have a script for #2.

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Blanke In reply to Draslushee [2009-09-16 01:46:14 +0000 UTC]

I don't think the first needs any work as far as writing goes. The cheesy theme song is plenty to build off of.

The most important thing I have to do is actually complete a design for Captain Supernova. The last sketch I did is pretty outdated and doesn't even show the full body.

Also, should Red Giant, Black Hole and White Dwarf make appearances, or is it a one-man show?

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Draslushee In reply to Blanke [2009-09-16 01:54:09 +0000 UTC]

It's pretty much a one-man show. Remember, this is a Saturday Morning TV show... and I'm not a recruiter or anything, but I don't think Red Giant, White Dwarf, or Black Hole are much inclined to acting, especially Red Giant. Captain Supernova, however, is both willing and able to ham it up on stage every week.

I expect they'll make random guest appearances every so often, but for the most part, it'll be the Captain doing it all.

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Blanke In reply to Draslushee [2009-09-16 17:11:58 +0000 UTC]

That'll certainly keep th cast simple enough. The only design I actually have to keep consistent is the good Captain's. Other than that, all I need are some throwaway GodHand-style thugs and some random SESHMoDELs. Both are incredibly easy to draw.

I'm thinking Captain Supernova will have the belt I originally drew Nova with. That design got scrapped, but I want to spread the greatness of the championship belt + black belt fusion.

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Draslushee In reply to Blanke [2009-09-21 01:39:27 +0000 UTC]

Good ideas. I'm also glad we'll be able to recycle the old Black Championship Belt.

That said, where does Super Nova lie on the list of priorities now? I imagine it's pretty low, of course, what with all the other projects you have going on at the moment.

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Blanke In reply to Draslushee [2009-10-14 02:44:34 +0000 UTC]

So how's your script for this project coming along? I'm gonna finish another page this week, and maybe I can get a good chunk of the cover done too.

By the way, I'd err on the side of writing too much, actually. I can always cut out in-between actions to keep the size manageable. For instance, we had a whole theme song ready, but for this comic, it'll just be this:

SUPAH NOVA!
Fightin Machine!

SUPAH NOVA!
Keepin it Clean!

SUPAH NOVA!
Show me ya moves! (Supernova taunting 2 thugs named Chauncey and Charlie. Chauncey is the kind of guy that makes Michael Moore look slim and mature. Plus he has a beanie with a lawnmower blade instead of a propeller. Charlie is a ninja with a unibrow, a crowbar sword, and Frankenstein-like stitches keeping his skin together. They stand in front of a brick wall with graffiti saying "U MUST DYE!!!" )

SUPAH NOVA!
Dig into this groove! (CS on stage with his electric guitar, 2 ladies hanging onto him. )

And then the cover.

By the way, what should the title for this episode be?

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Draslushee In reply to Blanke [2009-10-15 15:43:27 +0000 UTC]

I should have at least a working draft done by the end of the weekend. I'll try to get a draft done by Friday, though, so we'll be able to revise it over the weekend.

As for a title, that's something we'll need to brainstorm for. I thought of "Hostile Takedown" earlier, but I feel like we can do better than that.

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Blanke In reply to Draslushee [2009-10-15 18:35:31 +0000 UTC]

Today I doodled something of CS snapping the Prosecutioner's neck. Then I was reminded of a Machiavellian phrase that might work:

The Economy of Violence.

Or maybe, "THE RAGING BULL (Market)"

I don't know. You're the brains of this outfit. All I do is pull the trigger.

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Draslushee In reply to Blanke [2009-10-15 20:07:10 +0000 UTC]

You think we might be able to pull a Rocky and Bullwinkle here? Y'know, maybe call it:

Today's episode:

THE RAGING BULL MARKET

or

ECONOMY OF VIOLENCE

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Blanke In reply to Draslushee [2009-10-15 21:01:56 +0000 UTC]

That could work too.

What would be really awesome is if we could somehow incorporate a live-action segment, too. (like the Super Mario Bros. Super Show. ) It wouldn't even have to look convincing, because it's just a freakin' SATURDAY MORNING KIDS SHOW. I could Photoshop the good Captain's helmet over my face pretty easily, but unfortunately I'm lacking in the long-sleeve spandex department.

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Draslushee In reply to Blanke [2009-10-16 04:40:55 +0000 UTC]

On second thought, I think it'd work better if we just have it be "Economy of Violence." I think it's the best of our current title options, and it won't force us into having to make two titles for every episode.

And dang, having a live-action segment would be cool. That'd definitely give us an even more different angle. I don't know if we could effectively weave it into the part of Supernova we're making for the assignment, but it'd be a lot of fun to try in the series as a whole.

Reminds me of what the maker of RPG World did for a few of his interludes: [link]

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Blanke In reply to Draslushee [2009-10-18 00:54:24 +0000 UTC]

We could just slap something together as an online bonus page for the chapter. It wouldn't be handed in for your class.

Maybe Captain Supernova would give advice to the audience a la G.I. Joe or Sonic the Hedgehog?

Midas Chairman: And now, a Supernovannouncement from the Captain himself:

...

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Draslushee In reply to Blanke [2009-10-18 23:59:41 +0000 UTC]

Works for me. This seems like the sort of thing we could put in as bonus material between episodes... much in the same way that the good ol' Super Mario Bros. Super Show sandwiched the cartoons in between live-action segments.

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Blanke In reply to Draslushee [2009-10-14 02:33:32 +0000 UTC]

It's at the top of my list right now, actually. I want to get as much done as I can this month. Magna Core is on hold as long as nobody's reading it anyway.

And I've lost interest in drawing ConQuest. It's drifted too far off course and I don't know how to steer it back. So I'm cool with letting it sink. Not a big deal, as the number one condition I told myself going into that comic was, I'd let myself quit at any time.

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Rai1000 In reply to ??? [2009-09-11 03:00:50 +0000 UTC]

Great gallery.

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Draslushee In reply to ??? [2009-09-10 00:22:59 +0000 UTC]

We may have a new WiFi game to play when Tatsunoko vs. Capcom is released in the states... especially since this happened: [link]

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Blanke In reply to Draslushee [2009-09-10 02:17:39 +0000 UTC]

Gene: Awesome.

I knew the original Tekkaman is in it, but this is even better. Now I really have to get this game.

Too bad there's no Phoenix Wright or Godot though. Apparently it was "too hard" to come up with a moveset for him. (Never mind how Captain Falcon didn't even have a personality before Smash Bros. )

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Blanke In reply to Draslushee [2009-09-08 03:09:47 +0000 UTC]

Well, I'm going back to DMC1 now... My brother has a 360, and he brought it back to the dorm today.

I only got to the 3rd level on Devil Hunter mode. I started doing that one, but couldn't get past the bloody chain-grappling part.

What do you think of playing as Nero? I was really skeptical at first, but the grappling ability is real handy for keeping those mooks in line. It's nice having 3 weapons at once.

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Draslushee In reply to Blanke [2009-09-08 03:50:24 +0000 UTC]

Chain Grappling? You mean the part with the spiked ceiling? If so, the trick there is chain grabbing as fast as you possibly can. I got stuck on that point for a while myself, so...

And I gotta say, I really like playing as Nero. I love being able to grapple; it makes controlling large groups of enemies so much easier. Plus, there's very little more satisfying than doing a hold move on a boss and watching Nero go into a Godhand-style chain of ownage.

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Blanke In reply to Draslushee [2009-09-08 00:37:14 +0000 UTC]

Real men play Brawl shirtless. Just don't keep the webcam turned off.

I just thought of another kind of match we could do:

POKEBRAWL LEAGUE.

-Each player picks 6 characters. Deploy them in any order you want. Your opponent will do the same. You can have repeats, but if both players repeat everything, there isn't much point.
-Battles are 1 on 1, same as always.
-The losing PokeBrawler faints. The player who lost last match brings in another member of his team.
-The winning Pokebrawler keeps however many stocks carried over from the last match. (So if Snake beats Falcon, only falling once, he suicides once at the end of the next match. )
-Just for consistency, keep it on the same stage the whole time.
-The battle may end at any time by NO CONTESTing. At this point, normal games resume.

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Draslushee In reply to Blanke [2009-09-08 00:50:43 +0000 UTC]

Oh, now I like this idea. I'm definitely up for that come Tuesday.

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Blanke In reply to Draslushee [2009-09-08 01:11:52 +0000 UTC]

Hm... Since I'll lose anyway, I might as well tell you my team now:

Falcon @ Life Orb
Mach Punch
Focus Punch
Blaze Kick
Overheat

Ike @ Choice Band
Fire Punch
Counter
Giga Impact
Brick Break

Wario @ Leftovers
Taunt
Sucker Punch
Body Slam
Explosion

ROB @ Miracle Berry
Hyper Beam
Rapid Spin
Fly
Metal Claw

Toon Link @ Choice Scarf
Slash
Sky Attack
Barrage
Mirror Coat

Sonic @ Scope Lens
Supersonic
Bounce
Bullet Punch
Rollout


I'll let you have all the trouble of trying to guess who I'd send out first and whatnot. I'm winging it.

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Draslushee In reply to Blanke [2009-09-08 23:59:49 +0000 UTC]

All right, here's a team for ya.


Ike @ Focus Band
Counter
Slash
Agility
Mach Jab

Ganondorf @ Leftovers
Mega Punch
Stomp
Water Gun
Water Gun

Dark Toon Link @ Sky Mail
Fly
Explosion
Swift
Twister

King Dedede @ Quick Claw
Slam
Low Kick
Rest
Waddle D- er, Rock Throw

Wolf @ Oran Berry
Mirror Coat
Howl
Scratch
Scary Face

Pikachu @ Black Belt
Surf
Surf
Surf
Mega Punch

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Blanke In reply to Draslushee [2009-09-09 02:16:49 +0000 UTC]

Gah... I need a break from Brawl. I know I suck at it, but today's matches brought me to an all-time low. I don't know if it was lag or allergies or what, but I was especially "BOGUS" today.

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Draslushee In reply to Blanke [2009-09-09 02:27:55 +0000 UTC]

No worries, man. We all need a break every so often.

I think you've found an effective new edge guarding move with Wario, though. If you position it right, I still haven't figured out how to dodge his gaping maw...

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Blanke In reply to Draslushee [2009-09-09 02:33:44 +0000 UTC]

Maybe we can work on that Super Nova comic in the time we'd usually be Brawling.

All the edgeguarding in the world is useless if my Wario can't even beat Ganondorf, king of the slow, heavy and easy to combo.

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Draslushee In reply to Blanke [2009-09-09 04:19:45 +0000 UTC]

Ah, I'd love to get some work done on Super Nova.

I'm thinking the villain for the first episode should be The Prosecutioner, who makes futile attempts at litigation toward the SESHMoJu Empire.

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Blanke In reply to Draslushee [2009-09-09 00:39:41 +0000 UTC]

A Missingno Ganondorf? Nice.

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Draslushee In reply to ??? [2009-09-02 02:11:48 +0000 UTC]

Huh. I think I actually do better with Pit when I'm HIYIYIYAAAA spamming...

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Blanke In reply to Draslushee [2009-09-02 02:22:35 +0000 UTC]

If you would've HIYIYIYAAAA spammed, I would've just spammed Wario's down air all day.
[link]

Sorry about all that "NO CONTESTING" by the way. I kept wanting to try something different, only to find it only working in theory. Also, if I'm a heavy character against a projectile-heavy character, that's usually grounds for a surrender right away. There's no bloody way for Ganon to escape Falco or Toon Link.

I think my Falcon needs a vacation. I've been using him with all the skill of a drunken, one-armed gorilla this week. So don't be surprised if you see more Wario, Ike, Rob and Pokemon Trainer. I even made up a new special move in that last match at the very end. I call it the Bike Buster.

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Draslushee In reply to Blanke [2009-09-02 02:26:32 +0000 UTC]

The Bike Buster, of course, all breaks balls.

And no worries about NO CONTESTing. I know you're not the type to just randomly quit for no reason, so I always assume there's a meaning behind it.

And it seems I've lost a bit of my touch with Ike. Either that or I REALLY need to quit dodging into grabs.

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Blanke In reply to Draslushee [2009-09-02 11:42:21 +0000 UTC]

Ike has 2 problems with Wario that you probably aren't that used to:

1. Wario's grabbing game is insane. He has an easy time punishing Ike's moves.

2. It's pretty easy for Wario to screw up Ike's recovery. You saw that for the last KO, where all you could do was counter in midair, then recover too late.

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Draslushee In reply to ??? [2009-08-28 04:03:24 +0000 UTC]

On this week's Sacred Combo Sundays...


backflipped out of the sky and landed next to . looked sad at the ground and cry falled out and said

: DAD MOM HAS DEAD *slap*

looked sad down at the ground then shot head up real fast and said

: ROBS YOU KILLED WIFE!? YOU WILL SUFFAR!


To be continued this Sunday...

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Blanke In reply to Draslushee [2009-08-28 16:22:20 +0000 UTC]

: SON, UR MUTHER HAD WANTING YOU HAVE THIS!

picked ups a bocks and he having a hard time because of heavy. But ueses his power and throws the big bocsk!!! It is too big for sun and falls down! And inside it is a motercycle!

: BUT DAD I HAS BLUE FALKON!

IT IS FASTER!!!

The motercycle goes too fast! turns the key and it barell rolls! It barrell rolls through all of space! So Falcon Kciks the breaks! It doesn't stop! So invents the new move. He uses the DOUBLE FLACON KICK! The motercycle summer salts back to earth next to

IT IS THE BLUER FALCON!

.....

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Draslushee In reply to Blanke [2009-08-28 17:23:54 +0000 UTC]

But laugh didnt last long thou becaus as soon as got bluer flacon bocks started glowing and spraking like evil and science bocks lifted up into high above the skies and udner it was .

: YOU HAVE TAKE BOCKS NWO YOU WILL PAY AND I WILL TAKE OVER ETNIRE WORLD WITH SCIENCE

then jumped on MTEAL GEER and through granaid and racket and shotted masheen guns at head!

: NO SON MSUTNOT DEI LIKE WIEF WITH SHOT IN HEAD AND EXPLODION AND DEAD

did a backflip in front of to save but was racket in head instaed and feel ground with plop kneed down and said

: dad i loved you like mom and dad and earth and sky and motercycel and racing and sky and EVIL WILL PAY

: HA HA YOU CAN OTWIN PUNY HUMEN

and then shote a racket like five times of the racket he shote at and prepared DOBULE FLACON HEDBUT to win battle but then floated up and glowed like sun and moon and birds and happy and rainbows and said

: SON YOU NO I CNANOT DEI WILE SUN IS DANGER

: DAD YOU HAS LIVE

: AND NOW WE TURN SCIENCE FOR GODO

: FOOLISH HUMEN SCIENCE ONLY WORK FOR EVIL AND DESGOY FREEDOME

shote racket and granaid and masheen bulet and racket punch and lasers big like five times of a mountain at and

: son you no what todo

: ITS TIME FOR SCIENCE TO BE GODO AND NOT FOR EVLI

got on bluer flacon and accelerated to speed of sounds plus five thousand miles a nanosecond but didnt go nowhere because he was getting ready then jumped up five hundred million miles into the sky and almost hit head on moon but started falling back down to earth and looked down and saw science about to hit and said

: NOW SON FOR GODO

and stopped going nowhere and triple flacon kicked bluer falcon at the science and at the same time stomped on science with fifty hundred megatons of stomping and the science dident explod but glowed like sun and hope and change and shiny new nickel and when glowing went away there was only a little bit of small glow around and 's only hope which was WEPON.

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Blanke In reply to Draslushee [2009-08-28 21:45:46 +0000 UTC]

(Sorry, there's no way you're going to beat a crappy novelist at writing crappy fanfiction. )

Befor and were to chansaws! So and put science into chainswas! The chansaws made shiny with science. So and strap their powerfull science chansaws to Falcon Pinching Hands!!!

But dropped his sience chainsaw and it cut through the tittaniyum floor. It fell through the erth all the way to China and into OUTER SPACE!!! So backflipped into space and catches chinsaw.

: FATHER! NOW. SHOW HIM OUR MOVES.

And herd his suns manly yell from Earth! So he stomps the ground so hard he lauches into space next too his son!!!

But highjacked the Bluer Falcon!!! With science it becomes the Bluest Evil Science Falcon! gets on the Bluest Science Falcon and goes into space with his stollen motorcyle and racket luncher!

:WATASHI WA SHINEN... SHINENNZUUUUU!!!!

:FATHER...
:SON...
:QUADRUPPEL...
:SCIENCE...
:CHAINSAW...
:STOMPING...
:KNEEING...
:ULTIMATE...
:FALCON PAAAAAAAAAAWNCH!!!

...

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Draslushee In reply to ??? [2009-08-27 01:56:11 +0000 UTC]

Ah, good Brawls. Would've gone on longer if my classes today hadn't left me so tired.

I must say, Father and Son Soccer leads to some pretty amazing incidents. There's just something about ROFLstomping you and a ball, then seeing the ball bounce off the ceiling and back onto you that just makes me happy.

And Ganon cage matches might just be more epic than Falcon cage matches, if only because there are few kills more satisfying than ROFLstomping someone down into the sky.

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Blanke In reply to Draslushee [2009-08-27 02:14:12 +0000 UTC]

Ah, yes. Nothing is more brutal than a Ganon-only cage match. I'm looking forward to the next edition of Super Ganon Time. [link]

How are your Thursdays this semester? There's no way I'll be able to Brawl next Wednesday, because I have a class that goes until 8. But Thursdays would work. (Or any other day, for that matter. But I'd like Thursday as a first pick. )

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