ClockworkConstruct In reply to ??? [2009-02-14 16:23:26 +0000 UTC]

Because it is your birthday and you are one year closer to death. (imagine in French accent for best laugh)

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Naomibatchi In reply to ClockworkConstruct [2009-02-14 19:54:31 +0000 UTC]

But if I die the cake comes with me

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ClockworkConstruct In reply to Naomibatchi [2009-02-15 04:28:40 +0000 UTC]

If I can have a piece then okay... I'll put in the good word with Death.

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Naomibatchi In reply to ClockworkConstruct [2009-02-15 05:10:47 +0000 UTC]

That's always a good plan

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ClockworkConstruct In reply to Naomibatchi [2009-02-15 15:24:12 +0000 UTC]

True as a blue Danube.

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Naomibatchi In reply to ClockworkConstruct [2009-02-15 17:47:31 +0000 UTC]

I thought the Danube was purple

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ClockworkConstruct In reply to Naomibatchi [2009-02-16 03:20:56 +0000 UTC]

In the right light.

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Naomibatchi In reply to ClockworkConstruct [2009-02-16 03:43:34 +0000 UTC]

Gotcha...

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ClockworkConstruct In reply to Naomibatchi [2009-02-16 04:20:27 +0000 UTC]

Then I guess we're off the hook, right?

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Naomibatchi In reply to ClockworkConstruct [2009-02-16 04:39:38 +0000 UTC]

I hope so, but lets sacrifice those virgin chickens anyway. Need to be sure.

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ClockworkConstruct In reply to Naomibatchi [2009-02-16 14:56:06 +0000 UTC]

Right. I'll bring the Dire Canaries.

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Naomibatchi In reply to ClockworkConstruct [2009-02-16 17:55:27 +0000 UTC]

That would be a good idea.

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ClockworkConstruct In reply to Naomibatchi [2009-02-17 02:50:13 +0000 UTC]

And then, the badgers shall roam free and dance with the children... before devouring their vestigial organs.

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Naomibatchi In reply to ClockworkConstruct [2009-02-17 04:22:59 +0000 UTC]

And the mushrooms.

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ClockworkConstruct In reply to Naomibatchi [2009-02-17 17:12:17 +0000 UTC]

Yes, wait no. Yes? Are we talking pixel, magic, or "special" mushrooms?

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Naomibatchi In reply to ClockworkConstruct [2009-02-17 17:51:27 +0000 UTC]

All three.

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ClockworkConstruct In reply to Naomibatchi [2009-02-17 20:32:46 +0000 UTC]

We better have a look-out in case of the fuzz.

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Naomibatchi In reply to ClockworkConstruct [2009-02-17 20:53:27 +0000 UTC]

Got that covered. I trained this monkey.

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ClockworkConstruct In reply to Naomibatchi [2009-02-18 03:57:58 +0000 UTC]

Why is he not wearing a diaper? If he makes a mess, you're on pooper scooper duty.

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Naomibatchi In reply to ClockworkConstruct [2009-02-18 04:53:08 +0000 UTC]

Okay, but I doubt he'll survive the hour.

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ClockworkConstruct In reply to Naomibatchi [2009-02-18 14:43:43 +0000 UTC]

Why?

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Naomibatchi In reply to ClockworkConstruct [2009-02-18 18:19:45 +0000 UTC]

Well, I kinda genetically modified him so that his poo was C4.

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ClockworkConstruct In reply to Naomibatchi [2009-02-18 22:14:56 +0000 UTC]

O_o Say what?

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Naomibatchi In reply to ClockworkConstruct [2009-02-19 00:56:04 +0000 UTC]

The mony. He poos C4. Impressive. No

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ClockworkConstruct In reply to Naomibatchi [2009-02-19 04:18:49 +0000 UTC]

Well... don't feed him chili or curry whatever you do.

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Naomibatchi In reply to ClockworkConstruct [2009-02-19 05:23:34 +0000 UTC]

That is definitely a good plan. Good thing we stocked up on that Mexican food right.

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ClockworkConstruct In reply to Naomibatchi [2009-02-19 16:55:24 +0000 UTC]

I... suppose. I just want you to deal with him because while I am not afraid to die, I do enjoy living.

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Naomibatchi In reply to ClockworkConstruct [2009-02-19 17:16:11 +0000 UTC]

Living is a very good thing indeed.

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ClockworkConstruct In reply to Naomibatchi [2009-02-19 19:07:20 +0000 UTC]

Yeahs. I think it's a preety goot idear.

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Naomibatchi In reply to ClockworkConstruct [2009-02-19 19:39:34 +0000 UTC]

What are we German now.

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ClockworkConstruct In reply to Naomibatchi [2009-02-20 01:08:13 +0000 UTC]

Norwegein, actually. I don't trust those damn Krauts! Wait, I'm part Kraut! OMG!!!

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Naomibatchi In reply to ClockworkConstruct [2009-02-20 01:50:04 +0000 UTC]

You could turn any momment. I suggest dysection.

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ClockworkConstruct In reply to Naomibatchi [2009-02-20 21:34:25 +0000 UTC]

Well, wash your hands first and we'll talk.

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Naomibatchi In reply to ClockworkConstruct [2009-02-21 02:56:48 +0000 UTC]

But the dirt is germ free. The smelly guy at the truck stop promised me.

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ClockworkConstruct In reply to Naomibatchi [2009-02-21 03:24:16 +0000 UTC]

Okay but if I end up with five limbs more or less then I will slap you with a trout! Four is acceptable, though.

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Naomibatchi In reply to ClockworkConstruct [2009-02-21 05:01:17 +0000 UTC]

Right, let me just get that chainsaw.

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ClockworkConstruct In reply to Naomibatchi [2009-02-21 17:56:22 +0000 UTC]

Let the surgery begin!

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Naomibatchi In reply to ClockworkConstruct [2009-02-22 03:43:59 +0000 UTC]

I couldn't find the chainsaw so I got this hammer and a t-bone.

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ClockworkConstruct In reply to Naomibatchi [2009-02-22 04:58:05 +0000 UTC]

Sweet. Why do you need the t-bone?

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Naomibatchi In reply to ClockworkConstruct [2009-02-22 05:24:55 +0000 UTC]

Well its for your eye

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ClockworkConstruct In reply to Naomibatchi [2009-02-22 15:51:02 +0000 UTC]

Well, I feel stupid now.

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Naomibatchi In reply to ClockworkConstruct [2009-02-22 21:44:41 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry. I could fix that for you. I have this blender you see.

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ClockworkConstruct In reply to Naomibatchi [2009-02-22 22:40:56 +0000 UTC]

Do not eat the strawberry's then!

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Naomibatchi In reply to ClockworkConstruct [2009-02-23 05:06:16 +0000 UTC]

Well, um, if you'll excuse me.

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ClockworkConstruct In reply to Naomibatchi [2009-02-23 21:35:41 +0000 UTC]

Soylent Green is people!

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Naomibatchi In reply to ClockworkConstruct [2009-02-24 02:17:33 +0000 UTC]

So

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ClockworkConstruct In reply to Naomibatchi [2009-02-24 04:02:21 +0000 UTC]

Let's have some with ketchup. Or catsup.

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Naomibatchi In reply to ClockworkConstruct [2009-02-24 08:37:43 +0000 UTC]

Only if we can put it one rice.

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ClockworkConstruct In reply to Naomibatchi [2009-02-24 17:20:37 +0000 UTC]

'kay. But don't hog all of the powdered jellybean curry.

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Naomibatchi In reply to ClockworkConstruct [2009-02-24 17:45:25 +0000 UTC]

I wouldn't think of it.

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