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# Comments
Comments: 1035
Prince-of-Darkness13 [2018-01-11 21:51:21 +0000 UTC]
Hm someone commented above me
And to that I say no thank you
Also I got a bed and four day weekend frick yeah
It even has a proper bed frame I'm stoked
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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2018-01-11 22:01:49 +0000 UTC]
Thatβs great Iβm rlly happy for ya fam
Iβm taking a few days off DA and wattpad and hopefully it doesnβt extend to a week or more but who knows, but I wonβt be talking. Iβll ttyl
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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2018-01-11 22:25:33 +0000 UTC]
Okay, take your time!
I hope everything is okay and I'm here if you do need to talk
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ImaginemonsterVi [2018-01-06 21:48:09 +0000 UTC]
Have a balloon harassmentΒ
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DistortingLullaby In reply to ImaginemonsterVi [2018-01-06 21:50:24 +0000 UTC]
*dies of balloon harassment*
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ImaginemonsterVi In reply to DistortingLullaby [2018-01-06 22:18:28 +0000 UTC]
HUAHUHAUA
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DistortingLullaby In reply to ImaginemonsterVi [2018-01-06 22:18:58 +0000 UTC]
*throws clown nose at u* SCREEEEE
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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to ??? [2017-12-22 02:53:22 +0000 UTC]
My mom just gave me the rest of the steak she got while out
There are one of two possibility
Possibility one: I am her favorite child
Or two: she feels bad for me and my teeth
Either way I'm happy XD
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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-12-22 03:27:50 +0000 UTC]
Orrrrr both? OwO
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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-22 03:31:33 +0000 UTC]
Hmmmm
Too suspicious
How was ur nap
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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-12-22 03:33:39 +0000 UTC]
Sheβs gonna sacrifice u to spaghetti Jesus
It was great except for the fact someone kept poking my butt at one point and I woke up in the dark cuz the light went out plus I woke up overheated like always XD but I got well rested UwU
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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-22 03:39:40 +0000 UTC]
Oh good
I'm amused because they're playing "Swimming Pools" in Grey's anatomy
Very amused
Mostly because alcoholism runs in my family and I know it's not funny to other people but it's funny to me because it just proves how screwed I am
And then partially because it was weirdly out of context but also not idk
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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-12-22 03:42:52 +0000 UTC]
I mean better to laugh about it than constantly sulk about it am I right?
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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-22 03:44:13 +0000 UTC]
Yeah
I just hate when people get judgy like stfu I have to live with this until I die I get to be morbid to an extent
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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-12-22 03:57:13 +0000 UTC]
Idk why ppl get judgy, I think most ppl r hypocrites tho cuz they laugh about worse situations XD
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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-22 04:00:42 +0000 UTC]
Like at least I don't laugh or make rude jokes at funerals
Respect your dead
(Unless there's extenuating circumstances obviously)
UwU
I'm trying to draw something for someone but my hands aren't working and I hate it
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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-12-22 04:06:50 +0000 UTC]
Unless the theyβre not dead and theyβre like βitβs just a prank broββ
Maybe take a small break and come back to it?
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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-22 04:07:25 +0000 UTC]
nO I NEED TO GET IT DONE BEFORE MIDNIGHT
*screm*
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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-12-22 04:08:07 +0000 UTC]
DONT YELL AT ME CHILD JUST TAKE LIKE 5 MINS
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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-22 04:12:43 +0000 UTC]
I'M SORRY I'M STRESSED SOMEHOW
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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-12-22 04:13:45 +0000 UTC]
I UNDERSTAND BUT TRY TO CHILL
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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-22 04:19:35 +0000 UTC]
I'm done it's cool
I'll probably redo it digitally but eh
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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-12-22 04:22:02 +0000 UTC]
Shhhhh u can do that
After CHRIMAZ
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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-22 04:24:02 +0000 UTC]
I'll probably get bored and do it later tho
And I'll redo Mira digitally for you too
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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-12-22 04:25:46 +0000 UTC]
U donβt have toooo
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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-22 04:27:22 +0000 UTC]
but you know I'm gonnaaaaaaaa
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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-12-22 04:32:51 +0000 UTC]
But
U donβt have toojgghvcykm
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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-22 04:35:40 +0000 UTC]
But-
Am gonna
Because I need the practice anyways
Also bc she's cool
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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-12-22 04:38:43 +0000 UTC]
No ur cool
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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-22 04:40:29 +0000 UTC]
pRACTICE
*starts moving arms up and down*
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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-12-22 04:42:12 +0000 UTC]
*throws pillow at u* CHILL
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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-22 04:47:10 +0000 UTC]
*falls over because exhaustion*
Eh
*Stops moving arms*
I'm gonna die
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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-12-22 04:53:39 +0000 UTC]
Nu donβt die or ill destroy all cates
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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-22 04:58:19 +0000 UTC]
No u won't u'll just steal them and then hide them
Liar UwU
But seriously I can barely keep my eyes open so I'm gonna rest for my teeth tomorrow
Love u night
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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-12-22 05:04:37 +0000 UTC]
And youβll never see them againnnn
Okayyyy luv ya too GN!
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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to ??? [2017-12-06 22:37:36 +0000 UTC]
I am anger-sad
How is u?
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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-12-07 02:55:48 +0000 UTC]
What happened? Iβm so sorry I fell asleep as soon as I got home
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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-12-07 03:24:28 +0000 UTC]
UwU it's okay
I'm gonna pass out after this, but I feel a bit better
I got some bad news from the dentist (I inherited my mom's horrible tooth genes) so I was pretty upset, I basically have to wipe out as much sugar as I can for the next three or so years until all my surgeries and braces are done which I'm feeling weird about because it's good for my body, but there's not a lot of the stuff liked to eat left as an option
Eh
I don't know I'm just having feelings
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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-12-07 03:26:28 +0000 UTC]
U could try fruits and shiz! Or maybe try to eat different kinds of bread or something. But tbh I understand I would be really upset too ;v;
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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to ??? [2017-10-25 21:09:15 +0000 UTC]
Do you ever have an okay day and then a family member just ruins it and you wonder why you're still alive
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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-25 21:15:25 +0000 UTC]
Thatβs everyday
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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-25 21:19:11 +0000 UTC]
Someone who understands ;-;
But anyways hi
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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-25 21:40:01 +0000 UTC]
Yup life is a bitch. Heyyyyy
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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-25 21:42:05 +0000 UTC]
Haaaaaiiiiii
How was ur day?
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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-25 21:42:53 +0000 UTC]
Terrible as always, wbu?
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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-25 21:46:39 +0000 UTC]
Same
We did a theme show on music and this girl who read my PowerPoint on the history of rap completely butchered it and I wanna cry
But otherwise it was mostly okay
Turns out I'm really good at analyzing people's lives by sitting near them and watching their behavior
I FREAKED this girl and guy out and guessed most their lives like a book XD
(I'm a sucker for human behavior)
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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-25 21:51:16 +0000 UTC]
U prob got a good grade anyways
Ahhhh sounds interesting but also weird, I r proud
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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-25 21:54:52 +0000 UTC]
XD
Thanks mom
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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-25 21:56:37 +0000 UTC]
No prob bobby Hill
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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-25 21:59:20 +0000 UTC]
How dare
;-;
I have been disowned and forsaken
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