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"kenneth"
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# Comments
Comments: 184
you may. but i havent been writing poems much as of late, so you may have to sit tight.
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Your apparent insanity amuses me. I'd like to watch you, but They could be looking at my dA.
Ahh feck it, They are only in my mind anyways.
*+Watch!*
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i am rather insane...
of course, im also the lizard king
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Stole my saying you bugger.
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well you stole my virginity!!!! and my heart!
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Im keeping both of em' too.
You were a lousy lay.
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You could always fall back on being the lizard king if the insanity thing don't work out.
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thats my logic. then i could detach my tail if any predators grabbed it.
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Are there any predators big enough near you?
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every human preys on their own. im surrounded by predators.
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I saw youuuuu last night when I was driving to go see a movie.
And then I was all, "Oh my god- Kenneth!!!"
And everyone else in the car was like, "Ohhhkay, moving along then."
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well not much choice now. im not going to have an abortion that close to my precious brain.
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woot! I'm gonna be a dad! AGAIN!
the bacon monster was a mixture of 2 year old lobster, a peice of my hair, and some other weird shit I had stored in the fridge for like a year and when I opened it up it popped out and was like. BACOOON!!! and talked about how much he wanted to kill kevin Bacon
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excelent... excelent! *manic laughter*
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So thedre are limits to the things I should worry about, huh?
For once can you tell me the truth instead of sneaking around? What happened to "what could i possibly gain from bullshitting you?
do you not notice that i have a habit of being up front with myself, i dont fuck around."
I'm not seeing much upfrontness here. And if you're wondering what this is all about....look at HER page
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hahaha in your dreams
you should watch it its so fun. and on the upside we wear skin tight bathing suits that zip in the back and often suits are ripped open during games. Its fun for the whole family!!
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yay! ripped open shirts on jumping teenage girls in swimming pools! sounds like a sport i could get into.
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haha that is often the impression left on the young males who hear of such an...amazing sport
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it sounds like something that should be illegal for adults to watch.
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yeah i bet all the petaphiles like water polo games, and we got our new suits today....god damn its like wearing a thong. They are european cut so the have reeeeally short torsos, and being 5'10" thats rather hard
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thats a big ass thong. i was just thinkin, if adults couldnt come then i wouldnt have to worry about all those little girls parents getting mad at me. excellent.
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ahahaha
you perv
JUST KIDDING...im sure most guys would feel the same
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quite likely. dont make me any less perverted though.
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i was never a believer in state of being as a comparitive.
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forgive my naivity
but what?
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i think that people shouldnt be determined what they are by comparing them to what everyone else is.
like... if someones more perverted than me, i dont think that should make me not perverted just by comparison.
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good point, and you are right
i wasnt trying to make it seem that way either if thats how it seemed..i was trying to give you an excuse i guess haha.
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oh yah, and just a thing to your quote 
so it takes a moderation. takes the dreams that you set for yourself to reach
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yay, thank you. happy new year to you too.
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heeeh your welcome.
did you do anything fun?
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yes. i walked and sang with luna, and drank, and smoked, and met people and partied and had fun then i went and hung out with dave.
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sounds like fun
we climbed the roof of the school by my house and I ate shit whilst running on the roof...it was great.
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ewww... shit? i used to go and drink vodka on the roof of my old elementary school when i lived in florence. i love climbing, trees, buildings, cliffs, anything.
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haha yeah...it was dark and there were poles...
I wore the worst possible shoes too I am bruised up and down, though we didnt really plan it.
haha it was fun and thats all that matters
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it is indeed. and you have something to show for it, which is doubly good.
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yes i do, i got this sweet scratch on my palm from the chain link fence..it will make an awesome scar
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i just get loads of bruises and/or nail markswhich aren't really permanent
i play water polo
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water polo? i think thats just a cruel game for the poor horses.
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haha i dont know if you are kidding or not
i play water polo...no horses, its just girl on girl fighting and playing...IN A POOL
:]
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oh, i thought it was like polo (golf/soccer on horseback) in a swimming pool. and yes i was kidding.
though i now feel compelled to watch and support you in your sport. here, wear this
*hands you white t-shirt*
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I sold my soul to devil, I heard that being a member in hell gets you free discounts at a hotel called "hell", how great is that?
ahh I'm bored x.X
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