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eeveerulez23
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# Comments
Comments: 1805
I EM A MALE!! I think...
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Exactly. I have made you my man hoe. Forever. Because you didn't finish an rp with me. NOW LETS ROLEPLAY I'M LONELY
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I'll need teh contect or something. And I was watching it and this is very similar to how I look and act IRL.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nbIqRβ¦
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Bitch I said rp
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EH NEED TEH CONTEXT!!!11!1!ONE
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Alright, a new one then. Forest? Dark forest? The alps? The fucking sahara?
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Nothing cliche. I only do story based. I'm tired of stupid rp's that go: My character ate your character the end.
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As long as there's no teen drama, and has mass genocide. But having the eating being the end implies things I disapprove of. Something in full emo voodoo made would aprove of.
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Yeah I think with you it should be just a generic rp because. There is no time for this to get gorey or emo.
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I'm just me and that's my way of saying good. ON TO THE STORY!!!
(As the sneaky, ambush guy, I think it's best for you to start)
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What are you gonna be?
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An assassin that ran into you an accident. Literally, I was distracted. It doesn't mean it's going to get gorey and bloody.
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It can get bloody as long as it's not like. Sexual. Because being vored while hurt is sorta nice. Like how it is if you get saved from the cold... I guess I just like the feeling of being sorta you know. Weak or helpless with the pred.
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I chose an assassin to keep acting secretive and quiet, like disappearing without a word for months and then showing up randomly while avoiding any real answers as to why. I never said he was human.
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I know. I'm just the freak that likes being help helpessly. Anyways. Who's gonna start?
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I will.
Me: GODDAMMIT FUCK! Ow...ow... why do you have such a hard head?! It's like concrete in there!
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(How do I repond to this exactly?)
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(With pain? If He was going fast enough to hurt himself being what he is, it'd hurt like a bitch for anyone else)
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(Well I know but. I don't understand what you said. Or. if you're talking to ME)
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(Simple version: You get randomly hit by what feels like a small truck, your reaction?)
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(OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. Well. That makes more fucking sense.)
AAAARGH!! *He falls over in pain*
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Gah! I've been spotted!
*hides seemingly perfectly*
... Euh, curse my courtesy, you okay?
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*He attempts getting up and fails* AHHHHRGH...... I think i twisted my ankle!Β
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Oh, um, here. I'll help you up. How did you twist your ankle if I ran into you anyway?
Ohh, that looks bad, it might be worse than a twist. Can you walk?
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*He tries to stand and falls back over again* AAAAGH..... God it hurts!! How bad is it?...
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Well it's red, and blue, and orange... unless you have a rainbow tattoo on your foot, trying to walk for a while would be very painful, as you can see. Damn, that looks NASTY!
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Guuuuhhh.... Do something! Call an ambulance or something!
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I don't get payed enough for this... Well, there are options. I can go for an ambulance, but you likely would die by then. Another is my blood has awesome healing properties... some of the time. OR, I can eat you and keep you safe there. That sounded better in my head.
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I'd rather NOT bleed to death thanks!
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Option B or C? Choosing for you can cause you to die of shock, and I'd hurry if I were you. It's only getting worse.
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W-Well I uhh.. I-I'm not food uhh.... AAAGH!! IT HURTS!
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Okay! Get in there!
*proceeds to start eating you*
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*He screams for help*
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Msf hht! Rm m hmfi!
(Shut up, I am helping!)
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*He continues screaming for help his leg leaving a trail of blood*
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Hrf hs sml lk iririfuu oo ou?
(Does this smell like chloroform to you?(((and depending on what end I started at, either the leg or mouth would be covered))))
*shoves chemical-covered cloth over your face*
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(Feet first makes more sense I suppose But would also sound a shit ton more painful seeing as it was a leg injury)
Mmmmfffff.... *His squirms begin to start slowling and come to a stop)
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(Just to be clear, <> means thought to me) π: 0 β©: 1
*Eventually finishes, but making good time for even slowed, the injury requires attention*
*He sleeps "soundly" Β within him*
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Normally, body can safely but slowly come up with a cure, but we don't have time for that! Why the fuck am I talking to myself at a time like this?! Now, where should I take him though? Going to a hospital and barfing him up there "may be questionable" to the doctors, but where...?
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*He's curled up still slowly bleeding*
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(that was an opening for you to make a large differnece in the story, since the way it's angles can't permit many of those.)
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(Well I'm passed out so I dunno what you want ME to do)
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(You should not have done that)
WAKE UP!! RISE AND SHINE MOTHERFUCKER!!!
*punches gut*
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(You chloroformed me XD)
Uhhhhnn...
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(You seem to underestimate my voice. If I choose, I can sound like a seagull that's an inch away from your ear, but louder)
If you value your ears, don't make me get louder!
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(The fuck are you talking about?)
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(I have a very flexible and loud voice)
I will eat this ghost chili!
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