pamlaisly232 [2019-12-05 08:00:35 +0000 UTC]

happy b-day 

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DavidMnr [2019-12-05 05:03:04 +0000 UTC]

happy birthday 

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ElinaMilner [2019-11-28 13:38:51 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for watching!! I really appreciate it!

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KaidokJ [2019-10-28 23:44:26 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on Inktober 4: Spell a.k.a Hocus Bogus

I take great issue with people who believe that magic is real. All that hocus pocus, abracadabra, Petrificus Totalus, business is nothing but superstitious claptrap. The problem I have with these people is that their beliefs have made them weak minded. Believing in magic is the simplest explanation for the seemingly unexplainable phenomena that happen all the time and it shows a complete lack of imagination. A perfect example happened last week. Sally Swartz, she lives just down the street, well, her warts mysteriously disappeared overnight, and no one could explain it. Right on cue Uncle Gertrude chimed in with “it’s magic”, and the conversation quickly devolved into a chicken casserole cooking battle that left everyone questioning their sanity. As you could tell, Old Gertie is a bit of a crackpot. It wasn’t magic. It was obviously the result of Sally sleepwalking three blocks to the docks, where a team of elite dermatological walruses performed a covert operation to remove what were clearly secret spyware disguised as butt warts. Butt warts that were developed using cutting edge “medical science”. Now, that is how you explain the inexplicable. Science, son!

#MadForScience #Sciencesplaining  

Thanks for the fav on 114 - I'm on the road again...

Well, actually, by “road” I mean “mentally taxing existential cage match, with an opponent that likes to cheat”, and by “on” I mean “endeavouring to uncover the undisclosed location of the last three bites of my baloney sandwich, last seen in the presence of my inner child”. And by “again”, I am obviously referring to the fact that this is the third time this week that I’ve had to deal with the spiritual disappearance of a metaphysical construct by the previously mentioned mental embodiment of my youth (he’s such a scamp). So basically what I’m trying to say is, I’m not anywhere near a road, let alone on one, and if you were told that I was by some youthful yet incorporeal astral projection sporting a mullet, don’t believe it. He lies.

#MyInnerStruggleIsRealAndTheOtherGuyCheats  

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KaidokJ [2019-10-28 23:40:53 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ . I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…

But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.

Anyway, thanks for the watch.

I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival.  

On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles . (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)

So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.  

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MarolynM [2019-10-26 00:52:58 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the favorites and the watch

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booublik [2019-10-17 18:50:29 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch!

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K2-REAPER [2019-04-10 21:25:52 +0000 UTC]

Also, yer artwork is AMAZING...

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HariamArt [2019-01-16 20:17:06 +0000 UTC]

Thank you kindly for the watch ♥

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bLauRavn [2019-01-16 19:48:15 +0000 UTC]

Grazie per il e il watch   !!

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SigmaVita [2019-01-11 17:40:12 +0000 UTC]

Mature Content

Thank you so much for the support and for watching my work! I really appreciate it! 

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Edwardv17 [2019-01-05 17:20:26 +0000 UTC]

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pamlaisly232 [2018-12-06 06:25:49 +0000 UTC]

happy b-day 

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Malintra-Shadowmoon [2018-12-05 16:48:46 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday

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