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I regret nothing I wonder if you can even read this
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THOU ARTH SUCH ARSE
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THOU ARTH SUCH ARSE
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It had to be done. It simply had to.
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No flex zone.
No flex zone.
They know better.
They know better.
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You are now cursed, because WHO CARES. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, even if you're in a big crowd, by Bloody Mary. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? CALL 911 FOR GODS SAKE. Won't be funny then, will it? Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this spam comments?
CASE ONE -
Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise is living a happy life.
CASE TWO -
Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning she was hungry. Luckily there was some breakfast at her home, and she is totally happy.
CASE THREE -
Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. He wasted his time. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there she was, his mother. "Sorry, I was fixing the power. I have strawberry jam and some toas- OH GOD I DROPPED IT" Spilled strawberry jam everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The least fright of Thomas's life.
Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED WITH READING THIS
We strongly advise you to not send this email. It is seriously NO JOKE. We want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to...
NO PEOPLE - Thanks for not posting it and saving time.
1-5 PEOPLE - Nothing
5-15 PEOPLE - Nothing
15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - Congrats! You won a prize: A WASTE OF TIME
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There was once an ugly n00b named Herman ( <---- That's His selfie) He was in a town with just himself.... 
<<< an NPC's home (looks like sh3t m8)
<------ Herman sailing
He said "Hi" in a friendly way he could to the La'ersΒ
The La'ers say Go away ugly fu*ker!
What am I doing so wrong?
Traitor! Get off La Land!
Uh oh! I'm on the loose!
(They thought they were the leader from the 1979 days of la land being ruled by a noob)
At home at an abandoned city (lol town to city cause he likes to travel)
He watched pornos on his computer he always takes with him (including his computer charger)
He clicked on the link and watched some pornos
(If your not mature enough then, go there -----> )
Here is what he fapped too
(But how does he have wifi if it's an abandoned town?)
(Find out yourself my laddie. 
1 hour of fapping to porn later...
He was going to go on a diet but
Instead... He fapped for another hour.
:thumb485144949: <----- Shrek for HalloweenΒ
(This time it ain't censored. Ok? )
(Please don't ban me
(Wait! Chainmaillllllll!!!) 
There was a girl named LucyΒ
Scroll up ye wuss you forgot something
(Now you ready?)
(There you go. At least thank me ye fagit! )
After all that fapping. He went to a food market with expired chips and food.
He took the chips and ran away like an idiot as fast as he could.
He ate the expired chips that expired 2 years ago. Ewe
Oh no! He has been caught by the Potato god raeping a potato!
He was killed and never to be seen again.
<---- His chopped off head
<---- The head holder
(The end. Happy? Now go do whatever you want.)
Huehuehue reply to myself time
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...forgive me brooke im so sorry omfg
i hAD TO
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