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# Comments
Comments: 463
FLY-BY-ALIEN In reply to ??? [2015-11-15 23:11:13 +0000 UTC]
I just poked myself in the eye
Is that how Rim lost hisΒ
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hypercabbage In reply to FLY-BY-ALIEN [2015-11-15 23:32:16 +0000 UTC]
no his eye got rip out you knowΒ
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FLY-BY-ALIEN In reply to hypercabbage [2015-11-16 21:07:47 +0000 UTC]
Imagine aaaall thee peeoopppleee
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FLY-BY-ALIEN In reply to ??? [2015-11-06 09:45:38 +0000 UTC]
I sent an angel to watch over you last night but it came back. I asked βWhy?β The angel said βAngels don't watch over assholes.β Twenty angels are IN your world. Ten of them are on Tumblr, nine are masturbating, one is reading this message. Send this to ten bros including me. I guess if I don't get it back I'm not one of them. As soon as you get five replies, someone you love will quietly surprise buttsecks you. Please read, not joking. Gabe Newell has seen you struggling with something. Gabe Newell says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in Gabe Newell send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. Gabe Newell is going to fix two things BIG tonight in your favor. DROP EVERYTHING and pass it on. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Don't break this chain. Send to 14 friends in 10 minutes or Half Life 3 will never be confirmed. It's not that hard β₯
I made this for you and I hope I don't get attacked by Christians oh god
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hypercabbage In reply to FLY-BY-ALIEN [2015-11-06 16:03:31 +0000 UTC]
that made me horny
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FLY-BY-ALIEN In reply to ??? [2015-11-04 07:02:50 +0000 UTC]
Spread it like peanut butter jelly
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FLY-BY-ALIEN In reply to hypercabbage [2015-11-06 09:45:58 +0000 UTC]
Do it like I owe ya some money
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hypercabbage In reply to FLY-BY-ALIEN [2015-11-06 16:04:20 +0000 UTC]
peanut butter meΒ
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hypercabbage In reply to Sonicbran23 [2015-10-30 14:37:21 +0000 UTC]
anytime and thanks for the watch first :3
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FLY-BY-ALIEN In reply to ??? [2015-10-27 02:57:22 +0000 UTC]
The pool noodle thing is even scarier when it's human Syn and Rim jesus c h r i s t
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hypercabbage In reply to FLY-BY-ALIEN [2015-10-27 12:08:56 +0000 UTC]
the butt hole can take many things
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FLY-BY-ALIEN In reply to hypercabbage [2015-10-27 13:29:53 +0000 UTC]
You really aren't
You're just scaring Syn
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hypercabbage In reply to FLY-BY-ALIEN [2015-10-27 14:59:26 +0000 UTC]
WELL RIM MUST SCARED HIM ALL THE TIME THENΒ
HOW DOES HE FUCK RIM
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FLY-BY-ALIEN In reply to hypercabbage [2015-10-27 15:02:44 +0000 UTC]
Because he's
h o t
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FLY-BY-ALIEN [2015-09-27 10:11:08 +0000 UTC]
Syn just walks into his ship
And it's covered in
P o o l Β Β N o o d l e sΒ
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hypercabbage In reply to FLY-BY-ALIEN [2015-09-27 12:21:59 +0000 UTC]
and there a note from rim saying safety first ;3Β
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hypercabbage In reply to FLY-BY-ALIEN [2015-09-14 20:04:39 +0000 UTC]
condoms are blueΒ
condoms are red
which flavor should i use next?
Rim is tall
Stormer is fat
rim poke stormerΒ
and stormer went pop
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FLY-BY-ALIEN In reply to hypercabbage [2015-09-14 20:32:48 +0000 UTC]
Stormer's not fat
He's chunky >;o
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hypercabbage In reply to FLY-BY-ALIEN [2015-09-16 17:19:04 +0000 UTC]
bane no do get m-me hnn~ started
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hypercabbage In reply to FLY-BY-ALIEN [2015-09-14 20:00:51 +0000 UTC]
said rim as he pull stormer legs
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FLY-BY-ALIEN In reply to hypercabbage [2015-09-14 20:32:12 +0000 UTC]
Oh he let him in all right
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hypercabbage In reply to FLY-BY-ALIEN [2015-09-14 20:34:16 +0000 UTC]
but rim didnt go in it was a pool noodle
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FLY-BY-ALIEN In reply to hypercabbage [2015-09-14 20:59:43 +0000 UTC]
oH GOD
Stormer was too scared to 'face for like three months
How many do you think could fit in Nebs
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hypercabbage In reply to FLY-BY-ALIEN [2015-09-15 16:30:34 +0000 UTC]
one in his valve and one up his aft
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FLY-BY-ALIEN In reply to hypercabbage [2015-09-15 21:00:48 +0000 UTC]
Sometimes I feel really sorry for Stormer
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hypercabbage In reply to FLY-BY-ALIEN [2015-09-15 21:30:29 +0000 UTC]
well stormer married himΒ
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FLY-BY-ALIEN In reply to hypercabbage [2015-09-16 05:26:09 +0000 UTC]
Stormer makes questionable decisionsΒ
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