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# Comments
Comments: 109
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Idk pineapple pizza is a little hard to get these days. I'm no Indiana Jones
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screw it, pineapples ur pizza
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screw it, unskins my head, *revealing the goldfish in a cereal bowl that's been piloting my decaying vessel for the past 90 years*
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Wtf do you mean my ass hair is perfectly even. (It's also dyed pink)
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Woahwoah stop trying to guess my personality you're getting a little too close to accuracy
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homie didn't skip neck day
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would you rather live in an alternate universe where every song is a cover of the original song or only be able to eat cereal w a fork
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I'm actually allergic to spoons so I already do this
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no i eat cereal out of a cup so i can just drink it
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do u think if ppl could buy a bathtub sized container full of pudding they would
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I'm gonna be real honest with you. *Glances around wide eyed.* The government don't you to know this, *grips mug of watery tavern ale* but yah can get bathtubs of pudding. Off the dark' market y'know. And bathtub ain't the only size they got. A couple uh' griffin's feathers will get you a wagon full. Toss in some sea-serpent eyes and you got yourself at least a pond-full. Been doin it fur' a year now, ain't been caught yet.
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*rips off fake mustache and glasses* justbarelythere you're under arrest for illegal doses of pudding 🔫👮♀️ we've been watching you for months and you finally slipped up
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YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE *entire bar moves in with guns drawn, the tavern is, in fact, a hub for the illegal pudding trade, and I am one of the top brokers* *I tip my hat and laugh loudly as I run off into the distance, only to resurface 10 years later under a new name, clean of pudding. I also own a nice little cottage and have a wife and 2 kids. The younger one, I would name 'Slippy' for an incident that happened many years ago. I am at peace.*
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what do u think glass tastes like
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Wait a minute I forgot how India treats cows- nevermind they do a good job with chlorine. It's not too bad when you chill it and toss it in a humidifier. Your guests will love it!
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Like what kind tho. Raw? Baked? Personally I source mine from around South America. It's honestly a bit saltier than India's. (But that's not to hate on India. They can do some good stuff with leather.)
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Well I'm just telling you because I think you need to hear it out loud.
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Yeah thanks for the support, can't tell you how much I appreciate it
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No worries lol I didn't even expect you to say yes in the first place, so ty for that
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Oh anytime kfkshskfks but I think you had a typo in culture lol, it should be cult. And add "The first regime dedicated to resurrecting ($##!'!)" before that too but it's okay we all make mistakes haha no biggie
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Hahahah you're so hilarious what makes you say that lolllololololol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🐓🐓🐓🐓
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Uh oh the person with an anime pfp is debating on commenting on your profile
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