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"Patrick Star"
# Statistics
Favourites: 38; Deviations: 1; Watchers: 408
Watching: 2; Pageviews: 119687; Comments Made: 49; Friends: 2
# Comments
Comments: 2366
nope, go away chainmail.
YES, NO.
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anyone know the icon made from the spongebob movie of patrick?
the one where's he's going .O. from seeing the giant monster?
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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!
Once you start reading this, you cannot turn back.
IβM NOT JOKING ABOUT THIS!! KEEP ON READING!!
One day, Laura was surfing the internet. She was just looking at her favorite pages when all of a sudden a new tab opened up. She was confused, since she didnβt click on any link whatsoever. The tab didnβt show anything, just a white screen. When she tried to close the tab, nothing happened. She kept pressing the X to close it, but instead the tab turned to full size. Suddenly, the white screen of the tab turned completely black. It wasnβt only the tab screen that turned black, all the button and everything else on her screen did the same. Even her mouse disappeared off the screen. After a little while, she decided to turn her computer off because she simply thought it was broken. She made a big mistake. Out of nowhere, a full screen picture of her mother appeared on the black screen. As she looked at it, she could see that the pictures eyes slowly started bleeding. The longer she stared at it, the more frightening the picture became, until the picture resembled death itself. The speakers of her computer suddenly let out an extremely loud screaming noise. Laura covered her ears, but it didnβt help a single thing. She tried to leave her room, but the door didnβt budge when she tried to open it. The screaming noise just kept getting louder until it was too much for herβ¦
Lauraβs dead body was found later in her room when her dad returned home from his workβ¦
Copy and paste this message 15 other plz accounts in less than 2 hours or you shall have the same fate as Laura didβ¦
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He is scary
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o noez!!!111!!111oneone i-i-i-it's-!
its spoderman
get outta hea will ya1?!!/!1?! im tryna b dramatick
o ur no fun
AHEM...Β i-it's--!
IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!
o fuk dis sheet i quit
o dont b an fagit
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Why must you post the same unfunny shit everywhere...?
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becuz its funni to other ppl
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Those other people must've forgotten to laugh, then
Misspells aren't funny, and they never were funny. That meme died ages ago, but then again, it was never. funny. Ffff
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dont b anΒ parti pooopr
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they call it...."surprised Patrick"
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same thing right here
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When Jason was at the table
I kept on seeing him look at me while he was with that other girl
Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
Because he was totally texting me all night last night
And I don't know if it's a booty call or not
So... like what do you think?
Did you think that girl was pretty?
How did that girl even get in here?
Do you see her?
She's so short and that dress is so tacky
Who wears Cheetah?
It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing "Summertime Sadness"?
After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?
I really need one
But first,
Let me take a selfie
Can you guys help me pick a filter?
I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia
I wanna look tan
What should my caption be?
I want it to be clever
How about "Livin' with my bitches, hash tag LIVE"
I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
Do you think I should take it down?
Let me take another selfie
Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie
What a creep
Is that guy sleeping over there?
Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on
That's so ratchet
That girl is such a fake model
She definitely bought all her Instagram followers
Who goes out on Mondays?
OK, let's go take some shots
Oh no, ugh I feel like I'm gonna throw up
Oh wait, nevermind I'm fine
Let's go dance
There's no vodka at this table
Do you know anyone else here?
Oh my God, Jason just texted me
Should I go home with him?
I guess I took a good selfie
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is this a fake acount?
you know those plz acounts
with coments only
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Hmm.... Trying to take down the plz accounts again? Β
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Yes XD
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o mai
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Hey, Patrick! Are you angry too?
Yeah!
What's the matter?
I can't see my PENIS!
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LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!
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