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rudycatnice
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"available on coloured tvs"
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Favourites: 23312; Deviations: 544; Watchers: 133
Watching: 376; Pageviews: 10067; Comments Made: 1441; Friends: 376
# Comments
Comments: 186
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ur welcome !! ^o^
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thanks for the watch ^_^
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ur welmc!! ^w^
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Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER27: Coat - For that new robot smell...
Which is a lot better than the old robot smell. That particular fragrance, brought to you by the same people who inadvertently invented Ode de 3-Day old Gym Sock and Lummox! for Men, was so bad that the EPA, in a rare move, actually declared it an environmental hazard. My foaming flock of ravenous guinea-pigs didn’t seem to mind it. Not so much the new one though. Makes them irritable. Made my neighbor irritable as well, but that’s only because the guinea-pigs nibbled off his leg hairs in a fit of odor induced rage. So maybe it’s time to look for a different signature scent. I hear good things about Pus Bucket for Formerly Apathetic Girls. I might try that next.
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Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 26: Dark - A face for deep space radio...
But he does have a butt for talk show television. I hear it’s already in negotiations with several networks about a primetime show slot. Of course, everyone knows that if you want to make it as a rear-end in the entertainment industry the only real choice is online streaming, so I don’t understand why his ass has been making a real…jerk of itself. You get your cheeks exposed on the cover of one international magazine and now you think you get to wear the big pants. Next thing you know, he’ll end up having to get butt insurance, and boy is that a pain in the neck.
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Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 25: Tasty - Needs catsup...
Or catsdown. I don’t discriminated against direction challenged felines. Not that I think either would make for a terribly appealing condiment. But if people want to use their cats to season their food, who am I to judge. I once basted a Christmas goat in half a can of thirty year old creamed corn and a vat of 5 day old Martian whisky, so I shouldn’t be pointing fingers. The goat didn’t even like it. When he woke, boy was he pissed. Thankfully, he was so drunk off the fumes, I was never in any real danger. However, there are several new holes in my kitchen ceiling.
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Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 24: Dizzy - The walls are melting...
Which just goes to show you that you should never build your home from margarine. I know, I know, I should have sprung for a more expensive construction material, like butter, but with the drought, and the rising cost of milk, butter was just a little outside my price range. I blame my contractor. He told me that Canola was just as structurally sound as butter but contained half the fat, and since I’m not a qualified organic engineer, I believed him. And, there goes the bathroom. Dammit. At this rate, I’m not going to have enough of a house to spread on my toast in the morning.
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Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 23: Ancient - I think I found the problem
You see you’ve got your ramset driver plugged into your nine iron and that’s just not going to work. How can you expect to get good reception or decent yardage without using a shaved Pekinese as some sort of buffer? My suggestion is that you upgrade your memories to some sort of flashback drive and then you don’t have to worry about losing all your dates to Sheryl, down in marketing. Of course, if you want a new system entirely, I know a Danish Wolfhorse that can give a good deal on a brand new system of government and will even throw in a free monitor lizard. Just let me know and I’ll get you her number.
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Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 22: Ghost - Return of the Noodleman
Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men. Bald burping bounceable butt balancing blob babies. Ghastly gabbing unstoppable mouth flapping mean girls. And lastly, lousy lying contemptible leg conning tyre trolls. Down here at Long Winded Larry’s Emporium of Unfortunately Named but Largely Useless Marketing Assistants, we have the perfect advertising aid for an undiscerning customer. Due to a shipping error, and because nobody wants these things, we are currently overstocked. So come on down and take one of these horrifying monstrosities off my hands. Call in the next 329 minutes…I’ll be glad that you did.
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Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 21: Treasure - I say we go left...
And I stand by that choice. In fact, when faced with a fork in the path, I always go left. It is a life philosophy that has served me well, right up until last week. An overloaded tanker exploded, due to an overheated burrito, just off our coastal hamlet. But don’t worry, no one was injured. The tanker was fully automated, which begs the burrito question, now that I think about it. The point is, the tanker’s cargo of low grade weaponized cutlery was jettisoned during the explosion and now you can’t walk three feet without stumbling upon a fork, sticking out of the ground. It’s been a very disorienting seven days.
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Omg ur profile is blessed its nya neko sugar girls
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yes... the best anime
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Thanks for the fav on INKTOBER 20: Tread - 1, 2...3. Good, all there.
I always worry about losing my marbles. Sure, you try to keep them in a safe place, like inside my neighbor’s cat, Marquis de Bob, or buried with great aunt Angus, but sometimes I can’t help but get the feeling that someone is going to hack my GPS, bypass my PTA level security system, assume my multiple identities and steal my marbles. And let me assure you, my fear is not misplaced. I knew a guy who lost his marbles and now all he does every day is sit around intently reading the Chinese section of his microwave operations manual, as though it conceals some deep cosmic truth. And maybe it does, the Chinese are very intelligent after all. But I just couldn’t handle that kind of life, if I was to lose my marbles. Regardless of how hard I try, I just can’t speak Chinese.
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its okay, everyone has their moments.
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 keep this on here i think this was cool
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tbh, this is really heckin cool so ima keep it here
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Wtf the smoke alarm came off when I checked this fricking reply and it's breaking my ears while i'm typing this fricking comment.
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 please reply here! ^^ Â
 please dont thank for Â
• faves
• llamas
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Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ. I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…
But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.
Anyway, thanks for the watch.
I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival.
On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles. (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)
So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.Â
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haha ur welcome!! and ill enjoy the ride indeed ^^
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That's great. Welcome aboard.
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thank you so much for the watch, keep
the awesome art!
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Hello!
You are such an inspiration!!!
What program/app do you draw in and which brush u use?
:0 I like ur lineart skskksks
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awe that nice to hear! ;w;
i use media bang paint and the brush i use is the stipple pen!! but i slightly edited tho! ^^
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You have such cute art!! Keep up the amazing work!!
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