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Comments: 1079

DistortedWhispers In reply to ??? [2017-12-17 19:07:46 +0000 UTC]

No need to apologise dude xDD

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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-17 19:08:02 +0000 UTC]

XD

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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-17 19:11:44 +0000 UTC]

Right gtg now mah dude. Talk to ya later ^^

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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-17 19:12:08 +0000 UTC]

ok later ^^

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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-18 01:22:35 +0000 UTC]

I'm back and not drunk xDDD

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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-18 03:34:38 +0000 UTC]

hey so what's up ^^

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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-18 11:43:43 +0000 UTC]

Yo dude how are ya? ^w^

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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-18 15:23:53 +0000 UTC]

good and you ? ^^

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Number543 In reply to ??? [2017-12-17 03:46:08 +0000 UTC]

hey how are you friend can i tell you a dream i had.....
so Alyssia was playing the mommy of Alisha (just a game for fun they had) and then Sam come and ask "can i be Daddy" XDDDDD

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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-17 09:44:03 +0000 UTC]

/Le gasp
Omg xDD

Mommy Alyssia and Papa Sam hahaha xDDD

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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-17 09:45:56 +0000 UTC]

XDDDDDDDDDD omg HAHAHA
so how are ya friend XDΒ 

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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-17 09:51:14 +0000 UTC]

I'm good. Going out for drinking later with mah work colleagues, hopefully not getting too drunk but I'm tired rn xD

You mah dude?

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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-17 09:53:51 +0000 UTC]

good maybe doing the fucking story and change again Sam

that's great but yeah don't get too drunk XDΒ 

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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-17 09:59:36 +0000 UTC]

Yeah don't worry. I gotta keep an eye on my alcohol anyway xDD

Oh whatya thinking about changing?

Also now I just pictured Alyssia wearing an apron saying #1 mother and her just stood there with a sour expression.
Alyssia:"I'm certainly not parent material..."

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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-17 10:01:40 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA XD OMGΒ 
maybe i'll make two Sam you'll See ;3

i imagined a child for them XDDD

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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-17 10:06:18 +0000 UTC]

Oho two Sam's? Alyssia's gonna have field day xD

Omg what do you think their kid looks like?

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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-17 10:15:55 +0000 UTC]

oh yeahΒ  Β  Β 

well a baby boi who have Alyssia skin, Sam's eyes and teeth XD, and black hair.
XDDDDDDDD

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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-17 10:20:14 +0000 UTC]

Just imaginning Alyssia looking at both with a facepalm just like
"Why? Why me?"

Omg xD It'd either be a cute boi or hideous boi xDD
And there we go, Alyssia's first crack child xDD what do ya think Alyssia.

Alyssia: I....I don't know what to think. Ō-Ō

Or a more important question, would the child be stable? xDD

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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-17 10:22:55 +0000 UTC]

welp do you imagine the baby so cute XDΒ 

yes the child would be stable because sam and Alyssia are very calmΒ 

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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-17 10:27:19 +0000 UTC]

I dunno xD I think it would...im a creepy kinda way xD
But what would his name be? O.o

Well Alyssia isn't exactly calm. She may shout at the kid a lot and hit it in reality (if she could even have kids) but since it's a crack ship yeah she'd be quite sensible enough I think xD Or she'd play bad cop and Sam would play good cop.

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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-17 10:35:47 +0000 UTC]

oh okΒ 
well Sam is very calm but if someone hurt the child even if it's Alyssia (the mother) he kill the person with rageΒ 

for the name idk XD

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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-17 10:41:00 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, so good cop and very bad cop xDD

I can just picture the two arguing over the name. Alyssia would wanna name him after her father and Sam would wanna name him whatever name Sam likes most xD

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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-17 10:48:48 +0000 UTC]

Samuel....idk why XDΒ 

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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-17 10:53:18 +0000 UTC]

Yesh xD

Alyssia, Sam and Samuel xDD

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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-17 10:55:33 +0000 UTC]

wait....you like the name omg XD

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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-17 11:00:26 +0000 UTC]

Ye, even if it's just an extended version of Sam xD Not sure it Alyssia would, but tough!

Also omg just found a drawing I did of a parody of CP mary sues xD Still love it

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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-17 11:05:18 +0000 UTC]

yeah i know XD i'm not original XDΒ 
and omg show me XD

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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-17 11:08:07 +0000 UTC]

I'll show ya in a bit

Just a little hint, her name is Eyeless Jeffina Drowned The Killer and she has rainbow hair and big tiddies xDDD

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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-17 11:10:48 +0000 UTC]

ok show me when your ready so i can laugh XD

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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-17 12:44:48 +0000 UTC]

Just did a thing hahahahahaha
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Number543 In reply to ??? [2017-12-16 13:53:39 +0000 UTC]

i fucking posted it and the Creator of phill already left XDΒ 

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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-16 14:31:59 +0000 UTC]

What do you mean left? xD

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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-16 14:42:58 +0000 UTC]

well she wanted to see but she just disconnecte

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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-16 14:43:27 +0000 UTC]

Ah I see

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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-16 14:43:57 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Number543 In reply to ??? [2017-12-16 11:45:52 +0000 UTC]

hey how are ya dude

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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-16 11:47:31 +0000 UTC]

Yo!

I'm good. Just found out I got a mouse in mah house so tryna catch it xDD
You?

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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-16 11:51:34 +0000 UTC]

i'm good too i'm finishing some yaoi sketch for a friendΒ 

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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-16 11:52:13 +0000 UTC]

Is it that Sam and Phil one? xD

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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-16 11:54:09 +0000 UTC]

yeah it's this one because i couldn't finish itΒ 

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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-16 11:54:55 +0000 UTC]

How come ya couldn't finish it?

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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-16 11:59:34 +0000 UTC]

because i had some problems with some dudes from my schoolΒ 

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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-16 12:01:09 +0000 UTC]

Ah alright. Just ignore them mah dude ^^

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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-16 12:02:37 +0000 UTC]

yeah^^ but hell i already did five pose of thisΒ  Β 

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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-16 12:04:07 +0000 UTC]

Ooh what poses? xD

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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-16 12:08:36 +0000 UTC]

well sensual poseΒ  Β  i can't tell ya more until you see itΒ 

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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-16 12:09:28 +0000 UTC]

xDDDD

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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-16 12:13:39 +0000 UTC]

XDDD well i'm sure i'll tell that sam became a fucking skinny smol bitch but just for the yaoiΒ 

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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-16 12:14:27 +0000 UTC]

Yesh xDD

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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-16 12:17:04 +0000 UTC]

lol i'll try to find some other poseΒ  because the ones i choose are not that awesomeΒ 

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