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# Comments
Comments: 1079
DistortedWhispers In reply to ??? [2017-12-17 19:07:46 +0000 UTC]
No need to apologise dude xDD
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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-17 19:11:44 +0000 UTC]
Right gtg now mah dude. Talk to ya later ^^
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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-18 01:22:35 +0000 UTC]
I'm back and not drunk xDDD
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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-18 03:34:38 +0000 UTC]
hey so what's up ^^
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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-18 11:43:43 +0000 UTC]
Yo dude how are ya? ^w^
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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-18 15:23:53 +0000 UTC]
good and you ? ^^
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Number543 In reply to ??? [2017-12-17 03:46:08 +0000 UTC]
hey how are you friend can i tell you a dream i had.....
so Alyssia was playing the mommy of Alisha (just a game for fun they had) and then Sam come and ask "can i be Daddy" XDDDDD
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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-17 09:44:03 +0000 UTC]
/Le gasp
Omg xDD
Mommy Alyssia and Papa Sam hahaha xDDD
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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-17 09:45:56 +0000 UTC]
XDDDDDDDDDD omg HAHAHA
so how are ya friend XDΒ
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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-17 09:51:14 +0000 UTC]
I'm good. Going out for drinking later with mah work colleagues, hopefully not getting too drunk but I'm tired rn xD
You mah dude?
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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-17 09:53:51 +0000 UTC]
good maybe doing the fucking story and change again Sam
that's great but yeah don't get too drunk XDΒ
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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-17 09:59:36 +0000 UTC]
Yeah don't worry. I gotta keep an eye on my alcohol anyway xDD
Oh whatya thinking about changing?
Also now I just pictured Alyssia wearing an apron saying #1 mother and her just stood there with a sour expression.
Alyssia:"I'm certainly not parent material..."
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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-17 10:01:40 +0000 UTC]
HAHAHA XD OMGΒ
maybe i'll make two Sam you'll See ;3
i imagined a child for them XDDD
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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-17 10:06:18 +0000 UTC]
Oho two Sam's? Alyssia's gonna have field day xD
Omg what do you think their kid looks like?
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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-17 10:15:55 +0000 UTC]
oh yeahΒ Β Β
well a baby boi who have Alyssia skin, Sam's eyes and teeth XD, and black hair.
XDDDDDDDD
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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-17 10:20:14 +0000 UTC]
Just imaginning Alyssia looking at both with a facepalm just like
"Why? Why me?"
Omg xD It'd either be a cute boi or hideous boi xDD
And there we go, Alyssia's first crack child xDD what do ya think Alyssia.
Alyssia: I....I don't know what to think. Ε-Ε
Or a more important question, would the child be stable? xDD
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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-17 10:22:55 +0000 UTC]
welp do you imagine the baby so cute XDΒ
yes the child would be stable because sam and Alyssia are very calmΒ
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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-17 10:27:19 +0000 UTC]
I dunno xD I think it would...im a creepy kinda way xD
But what would his name be? O.o
Well Alyssia isn't exactly calm. She may shout at the kid a lot and hit it in reality (if she could even have kids) but since it's a crack ship yeah she'd be quite sensible enough I think xD Or she'd play bad cop and Sam would play good cop.
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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-17 10:35:47 +0000 UTC]
oh okΒ
well Sam is very calm but if someone hurt the child even if it's Alyssia (the mother) he kill the person with rageΒ
for the name idk XD
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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-17 10:41:00 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, so good cop and very bad cop xDD
I can just picture the two arguing over the name. Alyssia would wanna name him after her father and Sam would wanna name him whatever name Sam likes most xD
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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-17 10:48:48 +0000 UTC]
Samuel....idk why XDΒ
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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-17 10:53:18 +0000 UTC]
Yesh xD
Alyssia, Sam and Samuel xDD
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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-17 10:55:33 +0000 UTC]
wait....you like the name omg XD
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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-17 11:00:26 +0000 UTC]
Ye, even if it's just an extended version of Sam xD Not sure it Alyssia would, but tough!
Also omg just found a drawing I did of a parody of CP mary sues xD Still love it
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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-17 11:05:18 +0000 UTC]
yeah i know XD i'm not original XDΒ
and omg show me XD
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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-17 11:08:07 +0000 UTC]
I'll show ya in a bit
Just a little hint, her name is Eyeless Jeffina Drowned The Killer and she has rainbow hair and big tiddies xDDD
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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-17 11:10:48 +0000 UTC]
ok show me when your ready so i can laugh XD
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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-17 12:44:48 +0000 UTC]
Just did a thing hahahahahaha
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Number543 In reply to ??? [2017-12-16 13:53:39 +0000 UTC]
i fucking posted it and the Creator of phill already left XDΒ
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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-16 14:31:59 +0000 UTC]
What do you mean left? xD
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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-16 14:42:58 +0000 UTC]
well she wanted to see but she just disconnecte
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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-16 11:47:31 +0000 UTC]
Yo!
I'm good. Just found out I got a mouse in mah house so tryna catch it xDD
You?
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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-16 11:51:34 +0000 UTC]
i'm good too i'm finishing some yaoi sketch for a friendΒ
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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-16 11:52:13 +0000 UTC]
Is it that Sam and Phil one? xD
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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-16 11:54:09 +0000 UTC]
yeah it's this one because i couldn't finish itΒ
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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-16 11:54:55 +0000 UTC]
How come ya couldn't finish it?
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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-16 11:59:34 +0000 UTC]
because i had some problems with some dudes from my schoolΒ
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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-16 12:01:09 +0000 UTC]
Ah alright. Just ignore them mah dude ^^
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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-16 12:02:37 +0000 UTC]
yeah^^ but hell i already did five pose of thisΒ Β
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DistortedWhispers In reply to Number543 [2017-12-16 12:04:07 +0000 UTC]
Ooh what poses? xD
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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-16 12:08:36 +0000 UTC]
well sensual poseΒ Β i can't tell ya more until you see itΒ
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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-16 12:13:39 +0000 UTC]
XDDD well i'm sure i'll tell that sam became a fucking skinny smol bitch but just for the yaoiΒ
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Number543 In reply to DistortedWhispers [2017-12-16 12:17:04 +0000 UTC]
lol i'll try to find some other poseΒ because the ones i choose are not that awesomeΒ
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