n00dlesbff314 In reply to ??? [2008-09-10 02:33:50 +0000 UTC]

Murdoc: one last sex..please. *kills teddy bear and murdoc immediatly has sex with 2d*
murdoc: i will never worship you!
jesus: worship me!
murdoc: NUUU! hey are you horny jesus? cuz id do you
me(whispering to noodle) lol jesus and a satanist
jesus: i will have sex with you if you...
* All sink into a magenta blob*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-10 03:47:24 +0000 UTC]

Me: DON'T DO IT JESUS!!! It would be wrong n' stuff. It'd be like, eww.

Murdoc: *to me* SHUT IT!!

Jesus: ...........this is a joke, right?

Murdoc: no, not really.

2D: Murdoc, this is so wrong....on so many levels.

Me:

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-10 03:56:00 +0000 UTC]

jesus: you got to be kidding me

murdoc: i thought you loved everybody

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-10 21:23:44 +0000 UTC]

Jesus: Yeah, but not in that way....you need help dude.

Murdoc: Do I?

2D: Quit messin' around Muds. This isn't funny anymore.

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-10 22:19:14 +0000 UTC]

*murdoc tries to hump jesus and he dissapears*

murdoc: ASS! 2d.................................................

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-11 00:14:34 +0000 UTC]

Me: NO!! YOU DON'T DO THAT TO JESUS!!! *slaps Murdoc*

Murdoc: GRRRRR!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-11 01:29:40 +0000 UTC]

*tries again and makes it* aaaaaaaaurrrrrrrrg!! (my roommate would freak out if that happens.)

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-11 03:10:52 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-11 03:13:28 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!! omg

:blanksexplz:

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-11 03:19:42 +0000 UTC]

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-11 03:33:47 +0000 UTC]

LOL! a satanist and the son of god shagging. omg, now THAT my friend is...

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-11 03:37:17 +0000 UTC]

OHNOES, SO WRONG!!!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-11 03:40:54 +0000 UTC]

i know. so sorry. I-I...theres no excuse.

sorry...lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-11 04:17:12 +0000 UTC]

*explodes from craziness* Now look what you made me do!!! FIND MY LEGS SO I CAN KICK YOU!!! LOL

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-11 04:30:14 +0000 UTC]

you-your legs???????????????????????????????? *gets attacked by shoes* aww sh!t

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-11 10:21:26 +0000 UTC]

HEY!! How did those get away from my feet!!! *the shoes start stepping on your back*

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-11 12:29:24 +0000 UTC]

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-11 15:08:44 +0000 UTC]

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-11 16:49:29 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-11 17:32:49 +0000 UTC]

Yes...LOL.

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-11 17:52:14 +0000 UTC]

lol whats the emoticon command thing?

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-09-11 22:07:33 +0000 UTC]

you type> analprobe between these> ::

Hey, look!!>>>>

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-09-11 22:11:18 +0000 UTC]

NICE!!!!!!

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MURDOCRAZY In reply to ??? [2008-07-31 03:05:01 +0000 UTC]

HAI!!

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Explodingzombies In reply to MURDOCRAZY [2008-07-31 19:06:59 +0000 UTC]

EEEEEEP!!! HELLOOO!! It's been a while since I've spoken....uh....typed to you!!!

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MURDOCRAZY In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-07-31 23:52:35 +0000 UTC]

how are joo!

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Explodingzombies In reply to MURDOCRAZY [2008-08-02 14:06:56 +0000 UTC]

I'm good, how about you???!!!!

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MURDOCRAZY In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-08-17 15:00:25 +0000 UTC]

greeeeaaat!!

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thedarkcloak In reply to ??? [2008-07-27 09:00:18 +0000 UTC]

a pizza zombie? now there's something that might be a nice challenge to draw!

hmm... sorry I just saw pizza zombie and my eyes shot over there... *below*

You are truly an enigma.

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Explodingzombies In reply to thedarkcloak [2008-07-29 14:40:27 +0000 UTC]

LOLZ!!
It tasted sooo good to, TRY IT!!! *throws pizza zombie @ your face*

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to ??? [2008-07-14 02:55:08 +0000 UTC]

HAHHA!! i was looking at our roleplay.. remember this? when george W bush was at kong? hes like...

Wol, it appears that my dear Dick locked me out of the Whitehouse while laura and i were...at a special president nightclub. So...we needed to come here cuz you guys had room, and we need to talk to you guys about your *hic* view on war." *spots murdocs winnebago and turns to laura. Lets go in! that would be a fine place!!* (OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD)

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-07-14 15:37:13 +0000 UTC]

I remember that!! You kept it? LOL!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-07-14 16:21:57 +0000 UTC]

yes! you can read the whole thing by going into my gallery and searching around for something called can i sit on the couch?!!!

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ItheRook In reply to ??? [2008-07-13 00:42:20 +0000 UTC]

a lucky star dropped on earth 1 night, and it asked me "what do u want?a million dollars, or a true friend?". I chose a million dollars.....because i already got you.*Send this to 20 of ur truest friends of DA, if u don't you will have bad luck with friendships for the rest of ur life!!! If u get this back ur a true friend..

000000000000000 000000000000000
000000000000000_000000000000000
00000000000000___00000000000000
0000000000000_____0000000000000
000000000000_______000000000000
00000000000_________00000000000
0____________________________00
000_______*TRUE FRIEND*_____000
000000 __________________ 000000
0000000_________________0000000
000000_________0_________000000
00000_______0000000_______00000
0000_____0000000000000_____0000
000___0000000000000000000___000

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Explodingzombies In reply to ItheRook [2008-07-13 23:05:47 +0000 UTC]

GAAAAH! This rocks, thanks dude!

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ItheRook In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-07-17 00:59:39 +0000 UTC]

yer welcome.

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to ??? [2008-07-05 22:35:25 +0000 UTC]

(continuing the roleplay here)

*watches you as you eat murdocs brain* *eats...oh nevermind* eww lol

*murdoc* Gack! no! no!SATAN!!!!!!!!!! 2d! save- *slumps over and the doorbell rings*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-07-08 14:02:36 +0000 UTC]

OMG PIZZA IS HERE!!!! *throws brain @ 2D and runs to open the door*

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-07-08 21:43:09 +0000 UTC]

*2d* GACK! *falls down and gets attacked by the brain*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-07-09 17:08:19 +0000 UTC]

I HAVE THE PIZZA!!! But the zombies got to the pizza guy before I could pay him....YAAAAY!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-07-09 22:15:06 +0000 UTC]

*zombies come and bite the pizza, making it alive*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-07-10 14:58:49 +0000 UTC]

*the pizza attacks n00dlesbff's face*

me: OHNOES!! Now you'll turn into a pizza zombie!!! ......

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-07-10 19:26:09 +0000 UTC]

*bites exploding zombiesand splodes!

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-07-12 18:23:23 +0000 UTC]

MUAHAHA!!! LOLZ!!!
NOW YOU ARE ZOMBIEGURL....HA!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-07-12 22:50:09 +0000 UTC]

*reforms and goes after you*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-07-13 23:07:57 +0000 UTC]

LE GASP!!!! *I run away and bump into a dead tree*

tree: HEY!! WATCH IT WILL YA!!!

me:

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-07-14 01:35:14 +0000 UTC]

*brandishes knife at the tree*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-07-14 15:39:06 +0000 UTC]

Tree: GAAAAAAAH!!!
Me:.........LOL!!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2008-07-14 16:22:55 +0000 UTC]

*murdoc comes in pantless and helps me attack the tree*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2008-07-20 20:13:57 +0000 UTC]

tree: YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!! I'M JUST A TREE!!!

*I give murdoc pants* I really don't want to see your stuff right now dude.

*the tree screams in pain* GAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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