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tails... help... that robotic lady bug badnik fucked me up bad man. i cant feel my legs and theres no way i can get the chaos emerelds and defeat dr robotnik like this. tails... please... let me die with some dignity *hands tails-chan a revolver* you know what to do lil buddy *sniffle* oh god im sorry amy im sorry ill see u at the crossroads *closes eyes*
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[19:05:44] thomas: hey fucking jip you know animals aren't real right
[19:06:12] Jip: yeah Thomas ur fucking goats aren't real.
[19:06:32] thomas: UR SUPPOSED TO SAY JOKES ON U MY FURSONA IS A PLANE
[19:08:16] Jip: jokes on u Thomas my fursona is a fucking plane
[19:08:28] thomas: too late now fish
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todomatsu: hey what's for dinner
karamatsu: oo hunty I am serving LOOKS tonight
todomatsu: we haven't eaten in three days
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 Me: *takes a deep breath* I lo-
Any one of you who has spent five seconds around me ever: Yes, you love Tord. We know, you love Tord so much, he’s the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love Tord, we KNOW, you love Tord, you fucking love Tord. Okay, we know, we get it, YOU LOVE TORD. WE GET IT.
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 Waluigi is a character from Nintendo and he’s ♫ beautiful ♫ ! In the year negative a billion, Waluigi did not exist. In the year 2,000 he was here, and you could talk to him, and some people played as him. Then time went on the franchise had to continue and now there’s lots of WAHS! Because it’s Waluigi. So now there’s people in the Mushroom Kingdom and they’re basically sort of hanging out in between the mountains, eating eggplants off trees, and using the latest technology. Like shells, and flowers. Ding dong, it’s the outside world. And they have technology from the future. Like really good pipes, and crazy shroom farms. Now you can make a lot of shrooms really really quickly. That means if you own the farm, you own a lot of powerups, which is something everybody needs to survive. So that makes you king. Shroom farming and Shroom kingdoms spread across the land, all the way to here. The most important kingdoms were here, here, here, here, here, here, and here. But this one was the most most important, ruled by a heavenly super person, or Waluigi for short. Knock knock, get the door, it’s religion. The new prince wants everyone to try this hot new religion from Bowser. “Please try this religion,” he said. “No,” said everybody. “Try it,” he said. “No,” said everybody again, quieter this time. And so the religion was put into place, and all the rules that came with it. Then, the kingdom was taken over by the koopas, and they made some reforms. Like making the goombast govern more, and making the goombas more like Bowser’s government, which is a government that goombas more. “Hi Bowser,” they said. “Hi cheater,” said China. “Can you call us something else other than cheater?” said Japan. “Like what?” said China. “How about ♫ Waluigi ♫ ?” said Waluigi. And they stole China’s alphabet and wrote a book, about themselves. And then they made lots of poetry and art and another book about themselves. Then they stopped moving the capital every time the emperor lost a 1-up and kept it in one place for a while. Right here, and they conquered the north, finally. Get that squared away. A rich hipster named Wario (ç©şćµ·) is bored with modern Shroomism and learns a better version which is more ♫ spiritual ♫ comes back, reinvents the alphabet and causes art and literature to be ♫ great ♫ for a long time. And the royal kingdom turned into such a dream world of art that they really didn’t give a shit about governing the country. So if you live outside the palace, how are you supposed to protect your shit from criminals? ♫ hire a plumber ♫ Everyone started hiring plumber. Correction: rich, important princesses hired plumber. Poor characters who could not afford to hire plumbers did not hire plumbers. The plumbers became organized and powerful. More than the kingdom, so they made their own plumber government here. They let the Princess still be “princess,” but the plumbers are actually in control. Breaking news: the Thwomps have invaded the Koopa Kingdom. “We have invaded Bowser,” said the Thwomps. “Please respect us, or we might squash you as well.” “Okay,” said Waluigi. So the Thwomps came over, ready for wah, and then git stomped by Waluigi. They tried again, and had a nice time fighting with the plumbers, but then fell down and couldn’t get back up. Then Bowser overthrew the Mushroom Kingdom, then Mario overthrows him back and moved back to the Mushroom Kingdom and makes a new monarchy, and the princess can still dress like a princess if she wants, that’s fine. ♫ now there’s more Wah ♫ Like painting with less colors, collaborative poetry, plays, monkey fun, tea parties, gardening, architecture, fire flowers. It’s time for Who’s Going To Be The Next Princess? Usually it’s the princess’s kid, but the princess doesn’t have a kid, so she tries to get her brother to quit being a plumber and be the next prince. He says okay, but then the princess has a kid. So now who’s it gonna be? Vote now on your phones! And everyone voted so hard, that the castle caught on fire and burned down. The princess actually didn’t care, she was somewhere getting kidnapped. And the whole country broke into pieces. Everyone is fighting with each other for local power, and it’s anybody’s game. Knock knock, it’s Sarasaland. No, they’re not here to take over (yet). They just wanna sell some shit. Like plants. And powerups. And ♫ Waluigi ♫ So that’s cool, but everyone’s still fighting each other for control, now with powerups. And wouldn’t it be nice to control the castle, which right now is puppets, with no one controlling them. This clan is ready to make a run for it. But first, they have to trample this smaller pipehold which is in the way. Surprise! Smaller pipehold wins, and the leader of that group steals the idea of invading the castle, and invades the castle. It goes very well. He’s about halfway through conquering the Mushroom Kingdom, when someone who works for him gives him a Poison Mushroom. And then someone else who works for him pushes him off a ledge. And that guy finishes conquering the Mushroom Kingdom. And then he confiscated everybody’s swords. And made some rules. “And now I’m going to invade this other kingdom, and then hopefully Bowser’s Kingdom,” he said, and failed, and also fell on a piranha plant. But before he did, he told these 5 plumbers to take care of his 5 year old son until he’s old enough to be the next ruler of the kingdom. And the 5 guys said “Yeah, right. It’s not gonna be this kid, it’s gonna be one of us. Because we’re grownups. And it’s probably gonna be this guy who happens to be way more rich and powerful than he others. A lot of people support him, but a lot of people support not supporting him. They have a fight. He wins! And starts a new government right here. ♫ Kongo ♫ And he still lets the princess dress like a princess, and have very nice things. But don’t get confused, this is he new government, and they are very strict. So strict, they closed the DK country. No one can leave, and no one can come in. Except for Diddy, they want to buy and sell sh!t, but they have to do it right here. Now that the entire DK country was not at war with itself, the population increased a lot. Business increased, schools were opened, roads were built, everyone could read, books were published, poetry, plays, sexy times, puppet shows, and Diddy studies. People studied Sarasan science from books they bought from Diddy. We’re talking geography, skeletons, physics, chemistry, astronomy, and maybe even electricity. Over time the economic and cultural prosperity began to gradually slow dow- …..Knock knock. It’s Bowser Jr. With huge boats. With guns. Gunboats. “Open the DK country. Stop having it be closed.” said the Koopas. There was really nothing they could do, so they signed a contract that lets people visit Japan when they want. Wario and Waluigi hated that. “That sucks,” they said. “This sucks!” And with very little outside help, they overthrew the kingdom, and made the princess the princess again, and moved her to Kongo, which they renamed Wickedom. They made a new government, which was a lot more wicked. They made a new constitution, that was pretty wicked. And a military that was pretty wicked. And do you know what else is wicked? That’s right, it’s conquering stuff. So what can we conquer? The Mario Bros! They conquered the Mario Bros, taking them from their old kingdom, and then go a little bit further, and Rosalina rushes in out of nowhere and says, “Stop, no, you can’t do that. We were gonna build a railroad through here to try to get some Lumas.” And Rosalina builds their railroad, supervised by a shit ton of goombas, and when the railroad was done, they downgraded to a fuck ton. Did I say downgrade? I meant upgrade. And Waluigi says, “Can you maybe chill?” And Rosalina says, “How about maybe YOU chill?” Waluigi is kind of scared of Rosalina. You’ll never guess who’s also kind of scared of Rosalina. Daisy. So Waluigi and Daisy make an alliance together so they can be a little less scared of Rosalina. Feeling confident, Waluigi goes to play tennis against Rosalina, just for a moment, and then they both get tired and stop. ♫ It’s time for World Wah One ♫ The world is about to have a wah, because it’s the 2010s, and games are getting crazy, and all these kingdom are excited to play them with each other. Meanwhile, Waluigi has been enjoying winning stuff and wants more. And the next thing on the list is this part of Bowser’s Kingdom and lots of tiny islands. All that stuff belongs to Peach, which just had war declared on it by Bowser, because Bowser was friends with the Koopas, which was being trespassed by Mario in order to get to Luigi to kick Wario’s ass because Wario is friends with Rosalina, who was getting ready to kick DK’s ass, because DK was getting ready to kick Goomba’s ass, because someone from Goomba’s place stomped the leader of Diddy’s ass, or actually he stomped him in the head. And Bowser is currently friends with Waluigi, so you know what that means. Duh! ♫ Waluigi should take the islands ♫ Which they wanted to do anyway. So they called Bowser on the telegram to sort of let them know. And then they did it. And they also helped Bowser a little here and there with some errands and stuff. Now the game is over, and congratulations Waluigi! You technically are in Smash Bros, which means you get to sit at the winning table with the big dudes, where they decided who gets what, and, yes, Waluigi gets to keep all that shit they stole from Peach. You also get to join the post-game mega alliance ♫ the League of Kingdoms ♫ whose mission statement is to try not to take over the world. The Great Depression is bad. Waluigi’s bank account is now crappy. But the cheater is doing just fine, and he invades Sarasaland, and the League of Kingdoms is like “no, don’t do that, if you’re in the League of Kingdoms you’re not supposed to take over the world,” and Waluigi said, “♫ how about I wah anyway ♫” and Waluigi invaded more and more and more and more of Sarasaland and was planning to invade the whole entire world. You’ve got mail! It’s from Wario. He has a cool mustache and he’s trying to take over the world, and he needs friends. This also got forwarded to Bowser. They all decided to be friends because they had so much in common. ♫ it’s time for World Wah 2 ♫ Wario is invading their neighbors, then they invaded the neighbor’s neighbors. Then the neighbor’s neighbor’s neighbor’s who happens to be Mario said “holy shit” and Luigi started helping Mario, because they are ♫ good friends ♫ and started not helping Waluigi because ♫ their friends and our friends are not friends, plus they’re planning on invading the entire kingdom ♫ Luigi is also working on a large and very huge cheat, bigger than any other cheat, ever. Just in case. But they still haven’t joined the wah. Wah looks bad on tv, and Luigi is really starting to care about their image. But then Waluigi spits on them, and challenges hem to war, and they say yes. And then Wario, as a symbol of friendship, declares wah on Luigi also. So Luigi goes to wah in the kingdom, and they helped the gang chase Wario away. And they also start chasing Waluigi away, and they haven’t used the cheat yet, and are curious to see if it works. So they drop it on Waluigi. They actually dropped 2. Luigi installed a new government inspired by the Mushroom Kingdom. Just the right ingredients for a ♫ post-wah economic miracle ♫ and Waluigi starts making TVs, VCRs, automobiles, and camcorders as fast as they can. And also better than everybody else. They get rich, and the economy goes wild. And then the miracle wears off. But everything’s still pretty cool, I guess. ♫ bye ♫Â
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