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# Comments
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
bless the fact its gettig a second season
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and u forgot to add me to the likes list
fuck u
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It had been a quiet and surprisingly uneventful day in the Matsuno household. Everyone seemed to be lounging about, or just basically doing their own thing today. Todomatsu, one of the many sextuplets of the Matsuno household, was sitting by himself minding his own business, watching videos and such on his phone. His brothers really didn't know much about him, since he kept a lot of it to himself. Especially his online activities! Lord if they knew what he was doing online...
That being the case, today in particular Todomatsu was browsing youtube videos. He, like many normal people, enjoyed a good youtube video. A lot of the channels he watched and subscribed to were very "Totty", cutesie things, along with mainstream music, and other kinds of 'typical shitposting' quality videos, such as pranks and people generally just taking pleasure in another persons pain. Yes, that was the good stuff.
However, Totty himself, had some secret, sinister, and guilty pleasures as well. Ones he would not, could not and never would allow his siblings to ever find out. Quite the while back, he had stumbled on the youtube Let's Play community, specifically Pewdiepie. At first he laughed at how stupid the man's videos were, but the longer he watched them, the more he looked into that man's darling eyes, the gaze. The brofist, the barrels, all of his shitty memes. Totty fell in love with them. All of it. Everything about Pewdiepie, Totty was a huge fan, he even bought shirts and other things that he hid away very meticulously!
Totty loved this man, with all his being, he couldn't even explain it. He couldn't even begin to put it into words. But Felix, Pewdiepie, had won his heart over, tenfold. Todomatsu could never allow his siblings to find out! They were always curious how he attracted so many women, the truth was they were all bro army too!!
Totty watched his videos every day, all day, sneaking in as much video watching of his love, his dearest, Pewdiepie as he could in the span of 24 hours.
On some days he'd use sockpuppets and fake youtube accounts to send Pewdiepie massive amounts of fanmail, he even used his own savings and pachinko winnings to buy Pewdiepie presents and gifts, just to see him open them. But Pewdiepie never knew it was really Todomatsu doing any of these things.
"Someday..." Todomatsu would blissfully whisper to himself, pressing his phone to his chest lovingly, then bringing it to his face and kissing a picture of Felix tenderly. There was just something so very alluring, so very hot, so very relatable to Todomatsu when it came to Pewdiepie. HIs fears, maybe? Todomatsu was afraid of the dark after all. Imagining Pewdiepie holding his hand in the dark...That sent chills down little Todomatsu's back just thinking about it.
That day would be soon, however, Todomatsu had no idea of this...
It had been a long day of video gaming for the young adult youtuber, Felix, or better known as Pewdiepie by the millions of fans he had online. This man was well established in the YOUTUBE LETS PLAY industry, and had done tons and thousands of videos. Pewdiepie had done a good amount of work today and was now ready to go about the remainder of his day.
At the moment, he was in Japan, and he had been having a blast. But! He was on a mission, a very specific mission infact!
Recently, Pewds had really delved himself into anime hell, and honestly, was enjoying it a lot, like the weeaboo he definitely was. He had been watching an anime called Osomatsu-san, and had taken a huge liking to it. It was always the funniest shit to him, he could relate to the humor and he loved the characters. Todomatsu was his favourite, hands down!
People tried to tell him before he traveled to Japan "Pewds, anime isn't real!"
But Pewdiepie would have none of that!
"ANIME IS REAL YOU JUST DON'T SEE IT I'M GONNA GO THERE, AND IM GONNA MARRY MY WAIFU TOTTY AND YOU WON'T STOP ME!" He yelled and declared triumphantly! HE WAS GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING DO THIS
Anime had to be real! Who was stupid enough to believe it wasn't? Well he wasn't one of those dipshits!
Pewdiepie traveled all the way to blessed Tokyo, Nippon just to find his precious waifu, Todomatsu and he would sweep him right off his feet the moment he found him.
Pewdie began his mission very effectively the moment he was done his work, beginning to look and search for the familiar locations he recognized from his beautiful 2D shows, 3D was always so disgusting. But Japan's 2D was perfection, and Todomatsu was his shining angel that he would have all to himself!
He began to search the streets, tumbling and stumbling past other irrelevant garbage anime like Sword Art Online characters and Attack on Titan, yelling at these shit-tier characters proclaiming they were garbage waifus and husbandos and belonged in an incinerator.
Finally he found it, the house he knew so very well!
The Matsuno household!
Marching right up to that door he knocked on it, firm and hard.
The one to answer the door however was not his love, instead it was Choromatsu.
"Huh...? Who are you? Do we know you?"
"GTFO Choro no one likes you, you shit-tier Matsu! I CAME FOR THE REAL SWEETIEPIE" Pewds roared grabbing Choromatsu and slam dunking him in the fucking garbage can before rushing into the house.
Normally Osomatsu, and such would probably be throwing this stranger out of the house but Pewdiepies charismatic actions, had them in awe, and laughter pointing and laughing, mocking their green coloured brother jokingly while also swooning(?) at the man. This man was quite the man! Even Karamatsu was admiring his COOLNESS.
Pewdiepie charged over to Todomatsu, who snapped up from his phone, his mouth gaping as the charming, handsome, MAGNIFICIENT PEWDIEPIE, FELIX.
"MY LOVE MY WAIFU YOU ARE HERE, COME BACK WITH ME TO SWEDEN" Felix begged, going down onto his knees and pulling out a barrel shaped case, opening it to reveal an onion ring(?)
Todomatsu's face was flushed a deep shade of red, dropping his phone, overwhelmed he covered his mouth, before slowly holding out his hand, trembling as his truest of loves was here, before him. "Am I dreaming? Is this real?" Todomatsu whispered as his knees buckled.
Pewdiepie spared no minutes as he put the ring on Todomatsus finger and scooped him up, bridal style and planted a loving kiss on the virgins cheek. "Who cares, we're together now babe."
Todomatsu wrapped his arms around the man before him overwhelmed, overjoyed, so many feelings! He couldn't contain himself. "I love you Pewds," Totty whispered into the mans ear before suddenly giving him the cutest colon 3 face you could possibly imagine. "B-But I cannot leave." Todomatsu turned his head away as his eyes began to become teary.
"B-But why my love Todomatsu! WE are meant to be! Surely there is something I can do!" Pewds exclaimed.
"Well, you see the truth is..." Totty began...
"The truth is this is just won't do, Sweden is not fit for the lord of hell, Satan, me, and if we're going to go back to Sweden, you need to give me your soul, we can handle the contract details later, if I stay here, then this place can remain a shithole, and hell can be contained, but if I go to Sweden, then World War III, the apocalypse and every other evil thing you could possibly think of will happen, specifically to Sweden, and I'm not sure if you want to put that on everyone living on that mortal land full of pathetic existance."
Pewdiepie was silent for a moment as Todomatsu looked at him with another big colon 3 face before nodding his head and replying, "Sweden was already shit in the first place, let's go to America instead!"
"That's the spirit!" Todomatsu gleefully said as he kissed Pewdiepie passionately, sealing the deal before being swept off to an airport, where they would fly to America and begin the end of times.
Everyone lived in fire, death and misery, the end.
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Love. That’s what it was. Ichimatsu had some trouble with pinpointing what his feelings had been for the President of the United States, but he finally figured them out. He loved Barack Obama. Ichimatsu swallowed, he never had such strong romantic (and granted, sexual) feelings for anyone. Sure, he had seen plenty romantic flicks where the goofy, immature guy gets the girl, but there were no movies where a sexxtuplet falls in love with the President of the United States.
Ichimatsu decided to go for a walk, donning his mask. It was a rainy day, but Ichi didn’t bother to put his hood up. He slouched, hands in his pockets, watching the romantic couples holding hands under umbrellas in the rain. He wished he could do that with Obama.
His ears twitched as he walked past an alley, the sound of a meow standing out in the rain. Ichi turned quickly to the sound, seeing a poor stranded kitten soaking wet. IchiMatsu quickly walked toward it, but a door on one of the buildings opened and a tall man in a suit walked out and swooped the kitten up in his arms. Ichimatsu’s eyes widened, he knew that suit anywhere. It was Obama.
Obama turned around and waved to Ichimatsu, before quickly turning around and setting the stray kitten inside. He then gestured to Ichimatsu to come inside, and Ichimatsu couldn’t resist the President’s loving smile. Ichimatsu blushed and quickly ran inside the building.
“H-hello, Obama-san,” Ichimatsu said, taking off his face mask and looking around the quaint kitchen. “What are you doing here without any guards? I mean you are the President of the United States, somebody might try to hurt you.”
“I snuck away for a while. I needed some alone time,” Obama opened the fridge and poured the now purring kitten a bowl of milk. He set it on the ground and Ichimatsu looked away from Obama’s ass, blushing harder. “Besides,” Obama turned back to Ichimatsu, winking. “I can take care of myself.”
Ichimatsu stuttered, blushing furiously at what Obama was insinuating, and Obama opened his mouth and let out a booming, wonderful laugh.
“I’m joking, Ichi. Don’t worry,” Obama smiled. Ichi laughed nervously. The stray kitten leaped up on the table and rubbed itself against Ichimatsu, purring loudly. Ichimatsu scratched the kitten behind the ears, and Obama checked the window. “It’s stopped raining.”
“Oh. I should probably get going,” Ichimatsu gave the kitten one last pet, and stepped towards the door.
“Wait!” Obama said, reaching his hand to Ichimatsu. Ichimatsu turned around quickly, and Obama’s eyes widened and he drew his hand back to his chest. “Nevermind. I’m sorry. I’ll see you soon.”
Ichimatsu blinked, and quickly spun away and walked out the door. Once he was outside he broke into a run, heart racing and head spinning. He wanted me to stay. From all the cliche anime and films he watched, he only knew that one technique worked every time. Writing a love letter.
In his younger years, Ichimatsu had a crush on a classmate of his. He wrote a love letter to them, and it worked, and shortly after they became lovers. Well, lovers in 2nd grade. But he knew it would work with Obama. Ichimatsu rushed home, and poured his heart and soul out on paper.
Ichimatsu stood before the door in the alleyway, one hand clutching an envelope with the love letter inside, the other hovering before the door. Ichi felt himself sweat a little, he was so nervous because all he wanted was for this to work out. He gathered his confidence and knocked twice on the door. He waited a few seconds and the door flew open, and Obama stood there, no tie or suit jacket, and Ichimatsu found the sight so enchanting he couldn’t look away.
“Hello Obama-san,” Ichi said, blushing.
“Hello Ichi. What are you doing here?” Obama asked.
Ichimatsu flushed, nervously playing with the envelope in his hand. He had to give it to him. To his love. He nervously lifted the love letter towards the President, looking away, almost in tears. He suddenly felt Barack's warm hands on his, quickly turning to look at Obama. Obama smiled warmly and nodded, love in his eyes.
Ichimatsu laughed and smiled widely, flinging himself into Obama’s open arms.
“Thank you, Obama-san,” Ichi whispered, pulling away and wiping his tears away. He stared up at Obama, eyes lowering to his lips. Obama smiled, his lips stretching out slightly, and leaned down towards Ichimatsu. Ichimatsu tilted his head up and parted his lips slightly, standing on his tiptoes. Their lips met, and quickly parted as Ichimatsu lost his balance.
“I-I’m sorry, Obama-san. That was my first kiss.”
Obama chuckled. “And it definitely won’t be your last.”
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oh FUCK!!!
ITS THE TOTTYPIE O_O!!!!!!!
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WELL i was gonna put a pictur here but it wouldnt load so: fucl
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( |<| )
i attempted to make a replica of that face bc im too lazy to draw
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jyushizonga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mika-gx.tumblr.com/post/141003…
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o fuck
i randomly find you when i typed "osochoro" lmao
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haaayyyy
i ship todochoro, don't be angry
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im not angry about what people ship in the fandom aaaaaaaaaaaaa also haay 8)
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HELLO!!!! yse i love osomatsu-san..........
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAiDlN…
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i waTCHED THIS OVER 10 TIMES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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YOU'VE BEEN sinned
Spread the sin love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can hug your otp
2- You -MUST- hug your otp
3- You should fuck todomatsu in public! Paste it on their page!
4- Random fucks are perfectly okay! (and sexy)
5- You should most definitely get started fucking right away!
Send This To All Your waifus, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!
1-3 you're bad fucker
4-6 you're an ok fucker
7-9 you're a good fucker
10-& why did you fuck all of them
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this is so disrespectful am i not sinny enough for sin squad
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mno.................................................
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I HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED FOR 100000% SIN
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no ur comfirmed for 200000000000000000000000000000000000000% sin
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n O ................................we ddin.......................................................................................................................................................................................................ur nvr on here anymor.......................b
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srry...........................
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Osomatsu-sin more like
or..
Osomatsu-sand
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Hello yes I also like Osomatsusan
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HELLLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IM GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CURRENTLY CRYING OVER THE NEW EPISODE
but
good
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