AskGayZalgo In reply to ??? [2013-01-10 01:33:32 +0000 UTC]

lol there's nothing wrong with that, sweetheart. i know i'm hot as fuck.

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AlphaBirb In reply to AskGayZalgo [2013-01-10 06:53:48 +0000 UTC]

"Lasagna..fucking...dammit...must...escape..before...it's..too..late.." eheheehe... um.. yea.. I'm aware of that..>>

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AskGayZalgo In reply to AlphaBirb [2013-01-10 11:01:15 +0000 UTC]

lol well, thanks for agreeing with me.

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AlphaBirb In reply to AskGayZalgo [2013-01-10 11:03:31 +0000 UTC]

*gulp* "Must..not..pass.. out..." *keeps gulping her own saliva, blushing* "motha..." ><

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AskGayZalgo In reply to AlphaBirb [2013-01-10 11:33:41 +0000 UTC]

... sweetie, are you okay?

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AlphaBirb In reply to AskGayZalgo [2013-01-10 11:40:38 +0000 UTC]

*shakes head* yea.. I'm fine.. *scratches the back of her head* *walks back slowly* "god darn... he looks like my master.. but isn't.. must..resist..the urge... to hug him..."

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AskGayZalgo In reply to AlphaBirb [2013-01-27 13:17:15 +0000 UTC]

... if you're sure, hun.

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AlphaBirb In reply to AskGayZalgo [2013-01-27 15:18:19 +0000 UTC]

yes.. I'm so sure...

*awkward moment of silence*

aw, screw it.. *walks up to him and hugs him* "I hate my life.."

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AskGayZalgo In reply to AlphaBirb [2013-01-27 15:41:46 +0000 UTC]

! *seems surprised at the sudden hug, but smiles and hugs her back* honey, if a hug was all you wanted, you didn't have to be so shy about it. lol

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AlphaBirb In reply to AskGayZalgo [2013-01-27 15:45:46 +0000 UTC]

yea.. but still.. "he reminds me of master zalgo.. even though he looks like him.." I'm always shy... and.. well.. you know.. I never ask to be hugged.. >> because ppl would laugh at me..

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AskGayZalgo In reply to AlphaBirb [2013-01-27 17:15:55 +0000 UTC]

oh, honey, don't think that way. sure some people are gonna laugh, but those people are fucking idiots. hugs are the shit, and if people laugh at you for wanting them, then they are dumb as hell.

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AlphaBirb In reply to AskGayZalgo [2013-01-27 20:14:28 +0000 UTC]

;-;
"m..master zalgo.."
*hugs him tightly, sobbing on his chest* I'm sorry.. i'm sorry...

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AskGayZalgo In reply to AlphaBirb [2013-01-27 20:26:40 +0000 UTC]

oh, honey, you don't need to apologize for anything... *pets*

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AlphaBirb In reply to AskGayZalgo [2013-01-27 20:29:31 +0000 UTC]

*sniffs, still crying* but.. I feel like I need to.. because.. I'm crying on your chest...

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AskGayZalgo In reply to AlphaBirb [2013-01-27 20:53:25 +0000 UTC]

oh, shush. if you need to let it out, you let it out.

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AlphaBirb In reply to AskGayZalgo [2013-01-27 20:54:05 +0000 UTC]

*looks at him, eyes still tearing* ;-;

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AskGayZalgo In reply to AlphaBirb [2013-01-27 21:14:55 +0000 UTC]

*smiles* don't worry about it, okay?

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AlphaBirb In reply to AskGayZalgo [2013-01-28 04:46:16 +0000 UTC]

*sniff* okay?? *leans her head back on his chest, blushing.. "he does resemble master zalgo.. the appearance... the scent.. but... not the kindness..."

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AskGayZalgo In reply to AlphaBirb [2013-01-28 06:57:41 +0000 UTC]

*pats your head* good. i hate seeing any followers of any version of me so upset.

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AlphaBirb In reply to AskGayZalgo [2013-01-28 14:22:52 +0000 UTC]

yea.. I know.. but.. *blushes* "if I were to tell my feelings for zalgo to his other version, he would rat me out for sure... as long as he can't read minds.. I'm good.."

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AskGayZalgo In reply to AlphaBirb [2013-01-28 15:34:01 +0000 UTC]

...? honey, is there still something wrong?

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AlphaBirb In reply to AskGayZalgo [2013-01-28 15:36:45 +0000 UTC]

um.. no.. nothing.. *blushes deep red* "Thank God he can't read minds.." (OOC: this one can read minds.. can he?? if not.. that's good. I think/.. xD)

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AskGayZalgo In reply to AlphaBirb [2013-01-29 00:39:35 +0000 UTC]

... oookay...

((He can't if he doesn't specifically try to.))

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AlphaBirb In reply to AskGayZalgo [2013-01-29 04:36:41 +0000 UTC]

(ok ty.. I was just asking.. because if he tried to read her mind, he would see that... um.. how do I put this.. the character has a crush on a hive mind, and is too afraid to tell him the feelings, because he would either mock her... idk.. )
*keeps blushing, still leaning on his chest* "dammit.. it's so soft... *blushes even more when she remembers something* omg.."

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AskGayZalgo In reply to AlphaBirb [2013-02-03 12:28:46 +0000 UTC]

... honey, your face feels hot. you coming down with something?

((xD; I got that much. Not that GZ would mock her anyway; he's twisted, but benevolent.))

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AlphaBirb In reply to AskGayZalgo [2013-02-03 12:31:59 +0000 UTC]

(yea, I know.. I read his comment about red and black always go together.. no acceptions.. bla bla bla.. and now, Mei has a a question...
: does it really have to count if we already have red skin??)
I.. I'm not sure anymore.. "m..master.." *keeps blushing*

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AskGayZalgo In reply to AlphaBirb [2013-02-03 12:34:11 +0000 UTC]

you need me to rift you somewhere?

((8I If she has red skin, he'd suggest she wore black at all times, so yeah. xD))

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AlphaBirb In reply to AskGayZalgo [2013-02-03 12:37:17 +0000 UTC]

( : but it's the only thing I wear! Every clothing that I have.. even my torturing outfit.. nuff said.. is BLACK! Even my brother Nae wears black! / admin: calm down, Mei. calm down.. (u know from where the username666 is..riiiight??))

*blushes, letting go* um..no need.. really... I will just be on my waa- *trips and falls to the ground, hitting her face* ...o..ow...

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AskGayZalgo In reply to AlphaBirb [2013-02-15 07:05:14 +0000 UTC]

((I'm guessing another creepypasta, but I haven't read it... but he'd be like, "White goes with red too."))

*cringes* ... you're sure.

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AlphaBirb In reply to AskGayZalgo [2013-02-15 09:37:28 +0000 UTC]

(xD but yes.. Username 666 is a creepy pasta (more of a videopasta) by nana825763.. it's based of an original 666 profile on YT... the rumors had been spread that the original contained a virus that turns all thumbnails into sixes)

*gets up, face wounded a bit* yea... I think

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AskGayZalgo In reply to AlphaBirb [2013-02-16 10:01:48 +0000 UTC]

((Ooh, interesting. If I get some free time soon, I'll try to look it up. ovo))

... 'kay... take care of yourself, sweetheart.

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AlphaBirb In reply to AskGayZalgo [2013-02-16 19:21:16 +0000 UTC]

*blushes* "WHY DOES HE CALL ME THAT?"

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sadi1998 In reply to ??? [2012-12-26 18:26:11 +0000 UTC]

Sup wanna rp?

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sadi1998 [2012-12-27 09:27:13 +0000 UTC]

um... i guess so? lol i'm still kind of rusty on the whole "rp" business, but hell, i'll give it a shot.

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sadi1998 In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-27 17:55:00 +0000 UTC]

Ok yay I wanna be jeff who do you wanna be?

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sadi1998 [2012-12-28 20:05:02 +0000 UTC]

um... idfk lol i'm awful at this.

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sadi1998 In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-29 01:51:07 +0000 UTC]

It's ok you can be Zalgo and we can do a Jeff x Zalgo rp?

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sadi1998 [2012-12-29 03:43:22 +0000 UTC]

... wait, but i am zalgo. sorry, honey, you lost me.

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sadi1998 In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-29 03:57:39 +0000 UTC]

Then just be your self and ill be jeff

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sadi1998 [2012-12-29 04:36:00 +0000 UTC]

um... okay, i guess that works as well as anything. lol have fun pretending to be my boyfriend, i guess?

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sadi1998 In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-29 05:21:00 +0000 UTC]

((Otay just wonder ing how dose he act the same as normal?

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the-alpha1 In reply to ??? [2012-12-24 18:08:03 +0000 UTC]

Well hello thee! So, first off, its a pleasure to meet you and secondy, i support all gays, even if uh...........there,....a little....demonic. Secondlyso....who are you in contact with the most....in other...who is it you like the most hmm? just thought i'd ask since you said........ask Zalgo questions.

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AskGayZalgo In reply to the-alpha1 [2012-12-27 04:42:30 +0000 UTC]

honey, i'm not a demon, i'm a god. get it right. lol guess i'm glad you support my sexuality. a lot of you mortals are way too fucking touchy about that, imo, but whatevs. but who i like the most... i'd say that's my boyfriend. lol

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Ask-Lonliness In reply to ??? [2012-12-24 12:14:43 +0000 UTC]

..- A little eevee sits in front of and looks at you with slightly shy mimic in her face-.. Hey~

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AskGayZalgo In reply to Ask-Lonliness [2012-12-27 09:26:45 +0000 UTC]

mother of fuck you are cute! *kneels on one knee with a smile* what's a fucking cutie like you doing around here?

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Ask-Lonliness In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-27 10:18:02 +0000 UTC]

Just meeting you. Have heard a lot of things about you ~. :3

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AskGayZalgo In reply to Ask-Lonliness [2012-12-27 16:02:17 +0000 UTC]

lol oh really? what kinds of things?

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Ask-Lonliness In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-27 17:26:04 +0000 UTC]

That you are the god of darkness. The chaotic hivemind. Ruler of all demons. Even though I love your invocation~ :3

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AskGayZalgo In reply to Ask-Lonliness [2012-12-28 20:06:00 +0000 UTC]

lol well, thank you, sweetie. i wrote it myself. though contrary to popular belief, not all of the demons like to listen to me. stubborn little shits.

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Ask-Lonliness In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-29 07:19:08 +0000 UTC]

And that is my problem too...

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