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Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ. I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…
But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.
Anyway, thanks for the watch.
I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival.
On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles. (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)
So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.
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What's with these super long messages??
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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Thank you for the watch. I appreciate it Have a hug!
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Thank you for the 
Love your OCs. They are so cute
The Absolutes or How the Beginning Begun- The Absolutes or How the Beginning Begun -
In the beginning there was nothing.
The difficulty in defining it comes not from whether the lack was of matter or time or both. But from the fact the attempting to define it or even do as little as imagine it ends up destroying it due to the very nature of what an absolute nothingness is.
In fact, an old legend has been spoken amongst the most ancient civilizations of the universe, the ones that somehow managed to survive (or amongst the ruins of such).
The legend goes on to say that a nothingness cannot withstand the tiniest attempt of being observed.
Secondly another property of nothingness is that it's extremely unstable.
The legend is accompanied by a tale of a beings referred to as the Absolutes. The tale goes as such:
Before the currents of time, the fabric of space and before the galaxies and what we now refer to as the universe existed, there existed the Absolutes.
One thing that is universally true about any tale is that if told an
Personal Assistant"Zulman Inc would like you to give feedback on why you are removing this book from your collection and what can they do to improve your experience." The gentle calm voice of Madonna, optimized to insinuate the maximum effect of empathy, gentleness and feminine repose that federal regulations on artificial personal assistants allow, filled Edward's ears.
He listened to the whole sentence calmly and then said "No feedback."
"Would you like me to find you a new book?"
"Not at the moment."
"Perhaps a TV show?"
"No, thank you"
"Would you like me to show you what's trending?"
"No. I would like you to leave me for now."
"Okay. I am here whenever you need me. Just to recap today's news..."
"No news please."
"I will update your account preferences according to this choice. Have a goodnight."
"Madonna"
"Sir, have you changed your mind about the feedback?"
"No I have not changed my mind. It's the only one I got."
"I'm sorry but I cannot understand you."
"Humor."
"Would you like me to today's tren
Chapter 1 - The End is the beginning - Part 1The slumbering figure turned in a quest to find escape from the intruding light.
She moaned and puckered her eyelids but the light continued to seep unflinchingly from a thin crease left open.
After a few twists and rolls, she had almost settled on her sunken belly, steadying the posture with a folded knee with her face safely tucked under the quivering shoulder.
She was about to sink back into the dreamless sleep when an idle wonderment caught her attention.
She felt exerted beyond acceptance as if she had walked a long distance but conversely, there was also a lingering sense of unease, something that clutched at her subconsciousness demanding her attention; something important that was forgotten.
The warm comfort of the bed was intoxicating but perhaps she could wait a bit longer.
Even though, as she began to ponder, a sinking feeling made her feel as if it might be better if she didn't have to remember whatever it was at all.
It was something that had happened, not something that s
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You're welcome! Also thanks so much for the compliment!(∩▂∩)
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You're welcome friend◉‿◉
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You're very welcome(✿◠‿◠)
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Aahhhh thank you so much for the watch! I really appreciate it <333
If you like my art feel free to check me out on Instagram , Twitter , Tumblr , or YouTube //shamelessly advertises LOL
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Here's a llama
There's a llama
And another little llama
Drama llama
Calmer llama
Farmer llama
Duck!
Thx for the llama
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Thank you for adding me to your Deviant-WATCH. ^^
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Thank you so much for the watch
if you want, followme also on
www.youtube.com/watch?v B3QDD…
and www.facebook.com/Cristiano-Rei…
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Thankies so much for the favoriteeEEEEE- X333
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Thanks for ing my dragon sculptures! There are many more handmade dragon figurines in my gallery, if you'd like to take a look.
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You're welcome, and I'd be glad to check out some more of your amazing sculptures. ^_^
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