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"Slot Machine Gun"
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# Comments
Comments: 1529
Happy birthday!!
Best wishes from your watcher ^_^
Have a wonderful day today! 
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Wow, thanks a bunch!
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Happy Bloombirthday BloomBlitz!
Enjoy it and your Bloomcake!
Bloomy-Bloom-Blooooom!
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Haunty-Haunt-Haunter!
Thanks a bunch! I'll share my cake with you!
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Yaaaay!
Bloomcake be's the brillobest!
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Indeed it is! Behold!
*cake appears*
The 36 flavor cake! Each piece a unique flavor!
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Nah, it's just a neat cake.
Now the 100-flavor cake, now that is the glory.
Anyway what flavor d'ya want?
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*pulls cake back*
You can't have the whole cake, Haunter. Just a piece or three....or thirteen.
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Hey don't be sad. I said you could have, like 13 pieces!
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Waa. Waa. Crying. Sad.
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*sighs*
Why don't we go get you your own cake, then?
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Waa. Okay, that sounds good. Waa.
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Alright,
*turns and points dramatically towards the sky*
to the bakery!
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Woo! We gonna take the jet-packs, the chopper, or the rocket ship?
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Jet-packs!
The chopper needs fuel, and the rocket's on loan to someone.
*walks over to intricately-detailed treasure chest*
Last I saw them, the jet-packs were in here.
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Right.
*Smashes chest with crowbar*
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*The chest is smashed to pieces. Amongst the debris, not a sign of the jet-packs can be seen. However a simple slip of paper floats up from the disturbance and settles nearby*
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Haunter: Apparently according to the previous annotation, behold! There is paper there! Or uh, there. I'm not good with directions in a text-based adventure.
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*picks up paper and begins to read aloud*
I have taken your jet-packs in order to help destroy all the bakeries in the world!
Now no one shall have cakes or cookies or pies or brownies or any of that stuff unless they bow before me!
Just try and stop me! Me! The Muffin Man's Wife!
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Holy crudcakes!
I didn't know she was married!
Curse you Muffin Maid!
You midledified mah expectations!
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What a fiend! We've got to stop her!
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Right!
... Stop her from doing what again?
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*waves paper in the air*
Stop her from destroying all the bakeries in the world!
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Ah, right right, saving pies and bakeries, bakeries and pies.
Gotcha.
So...
*Pulls out molotov cocktail*
What do we burn first?
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*adjusts bowtie and dusts suit*
Instead of burning, I suggest we find out where she's heading, and cut her off...and I have a pretty good guess as to where her first target would be
*twirls and points into the distance*
Pop's Pastries, the closest bakery, only six miles away!
*pauses, turns*
...do you have any way to travel faster then a jet-pack?
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Do I?
... Nope.
But hey, there's those banjomobiles parked over there - We could borrow one, drive it at Bluegrass gear, arrive, and still have time to set it on fire and make it look like we died! Then, after successfully fooling the authorities by faking our deaths, we grab some mascot outfits and move to the Furry Kingdom, where we will start afresh as professional whitewater rafters!
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While that does sound incredible, it doesn't help us in our fight against the Muffin Man's Wife...unless you think this problem can take care of itself?
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Ffffffine, we'll fake our deaths AFTER we've killed the Muffin Man's Wife.
But my case still stands, banjomobiles are kinda pretty fast.
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Alright! *points dramatically* To the banjomobiles!
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Woot, good sir, woot.
*Jumps into banjomobile*
Alright, so we'd proooobably better drive this at full-on Bluegrass to um, wherever we're going.
You got a license?
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*jumps in*
Who needs a license?!
....anyway, we're headin up the street, taking the first right, and then following that street until we reach Pop's...or until we catch sight of the Muffin Man's wife, whichever happens first.
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Pfft, turning's for losers!
We're going the Haunter way!
*Turns and drives it diagonally through several blocks, heading in a straight line to said destination*
Man, this thing's robust.
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*quickly follows behind and pulls up besides you*
um....
*looks back at several buildings which now have gaping holes in their sides*
*looks back to you and points back*
I think you've just upset a lot of people...
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It's their fault for building in my way.
Anywoosh, can't drive any further, there's a dough golem in the way.
Or a doughlem.
I dunno, I'm no good with this technical mumble-jumbles.
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*shrugs*
I guess calling it either one is fine...more to the point, how do we get past it?
*evil chuckling is heard a short distance behind the doughlem.*
The Muffin Man's wife will soon be at the bakery! We're running out of time!
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Especially since it took me so long to respond! I was distracted.
Anywhoosh, we'll need to move the doughlem golem dough thing out of the way, or something.
Any plans/ideas/methods/food because I'm hungry at the mment?
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Well if you're hungry, there's a vending machine right next to you.
As for ideas....well, if we could somehow catapult the dough golem at the Muffin Man's wife, she'd get stuck in its doughey-ness. That'd stop her!
....You don't happen to have a catapult hidden somewhere nearby, do you?
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No, buuuut the vending machine does - Catapult, Catapult Diet, and Catapult Zero.
You got any quarters?
Or like, cents or whatever.
I dunno, this thing just takes that made-up dollar currency that Americans seem obsessed with these days.
I liked it better when they used PokΓ©mon cards as currency.
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Man, even back then I didn't have much currency. Now let's see...
*rummages in pockets and pulls out a small handful of change*
Guess I've got change. Now, which to choose? Which will help?
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Wellllll, Catapult tastes the best, but if you're watching your weight, Catapult Diet is the way to go. Don't bother with Catapult Zero, it barely tastes of anything. Ooh, they've also got Pepsi.
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I...I don't want to drink it...but perhaps we could shake them up and use the pressurized explosion to send the doughlem flying at the Muffin Man's wife! Which type do you think would have the most fizz to it?
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What are you talking about?
You can't drink a catapult - They're like, medieval siege weapons.
If you want a drink so bad, go for the Pepsi, but otherwise you should just concentrate on the task at hand, you big silly.
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*smacks forehead* Silly me!
I say we go for the classic catapult.
*rummages in pocket for change*
Honestly, I'm surprised the doughlem hasn't attacked us or anything yet the whole time we've been standing here.
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I dunno - I don't think it can even see.
I mean, dough isn't exactly renowned for its 20-20 vision.
But it IS kinda blocking the way, and that's not exactly convenient, since we're like, uh, trying to save...
Um, pies?
It was pies that we were saving, wasn't it?
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.....
*turns to you*
Ya know what? I've completely forgotten. Some form of baked good, though. Or an entire food market. Something to do with food, at least.
*turns back to doughlem*
Well at any rate we've gotta get this thing outta our way!
*turns to vending machine, inputs change and removes a catapult*
Now then.....how do we get the dough on this?
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Um... I dunno.
I mean, you asked for the catapult in the first place, remember?
Something about Muffin Wives and... Something.
I dunno. Was Tod involved, or am I thinking of last time?
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