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Favourites: 16; Deviations: 79; Watchers: 23
Watching: 37; Pageviews: 9463; Comments Made: 1725; Friends: 37
# Comments
Comments: 193
GirlInTheRain In reply to ??? [2004-08-12 05:25:48 +0000 UTC]
Okay, so I was on your page and I saw all these people talking to you. So I thought I would grace your page by saying hello. "Hello"
Yea, that's about it except this lil' joke for you (just to make your day)
A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You''ll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke.
So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you''ll see, you''ll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you''ll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit.
The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you."
The lion answers, "That little bastard! He makes me run around the forest like a fucking idiot every time he''s on ecstasy!"
okay, now I'm done. LOVE YOU! Jessica
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ClockworkGoth In reply to GirlInTheRain [2004-08-12 22:31:53 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for the joke it realy did make my day. Love you back, Cam
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GirlInTheRain In reply to ClockworkGoth [2004-08-13 00:18:52 +0000 UTC]
Oh good! Cause that is offically my favorite joke ever! and you liking it just makes it better! LOVE YOU! Jessica!
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ClockworkGoth In reply to GirlInTheRain [2004-08-14 07:09:37 +0000 UTC]
Glad i could make you happy. Love Cam
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GirlInTheRain In reply to ClockworkGoth [2004-08-14 19:38:45 +0000 UTC]
Of course you make me happy! Everytime I log on and see that you have commented back makes me all school girl giddy. Sad really for a 20 year old to be school girl giddy but you never know. LOVE YOU! Jessica
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ClockworkGoth In reply to GirlInTheRain [2004-08-15 09:27:07 +0000 UTC]
Hey you can never be to old to be happy. Love you Cam
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GirlInTheRain In reply to ClockworkGoth [2004-08-15 18:19:31 +0000 UTC]
Oh good. Because today. So school girl giddy. Just don't stop commenting. I love it too much and you too much. It would make me sad. Love you! Jessica
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ClockworkGoth In reply to GirlInTheRain [2004-08-16 23:45:08 +0000 UTC]
I won't stop commenting i'm back on DA for good this time adn now that you are here to I am deffinatly staying. Love you Cam
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ClockworkGoth In reply to ClockworkGoth [2004-08-17 23:27:33 +0000 UTC]
Glad you think that I am the sweetest guy ever. Love you much, Cam
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GirlInTheRain In reply to ClockworkGoth [2004-08-17 05:19:21 +0000 UTC]
See, proof that you are the sweetest guy EVER! Love you so much! Love, Jessica
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ClockworkGoth In reply to GirlInTheRain [2004-08-17 23:28:15 +0000 UTC]
Glad you think I am the sweetest guy ever. Love you much, Cam
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GirlInTheRain In reply to ClockworkGoth [2004-08-18 00:36:00 +0000 UTC]
Of course I do! Love you much much more! Jessica
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ClockworkGoth In reply to GirlInTheRain [2004-08-18 09:42:01 +0000 UTC]
I love you so much right now send me a servey and i will answer any question you have no matter how personal it is. I love you so much!! Cam
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GirlInTheRain In reply to ClockworkGoth [2004-08-18 10:41:52 +0000 UTC]
Will do! I love you too! Love you so much! Jessica!
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ClockworkGoth In reply to GirlInTheRain [2004-08-18 11:39:34 +0000 UTC]
Can't wait! LOVE YOU SO MUCH! Love you, Cam
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GirlInTheRain In reply to ClockworkGoth [2004-08-18 15:10:50 +0000 UTC]
I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE! Love you backs! Jessica
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ClockworkGoth In reply to GirlInTheRain [2004-08-18 15:23:31 +0000 UTC]
Answer the questions you sent me and i will try and think of some new questions for you to answer. And if you ever feal lonely or scarded or unloveded you have my number now. LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! Cam
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ClockworkGoth In reply to GirlInTheRain [2004-08-18 15:23:27 +0000 UTC]
Answer the questions you sent me and i will try and think of some new questions for you to answer. And if you ever feal lonely or scarded or unloveded you have my number now. LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! Cam
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ClockworkGoth In reply to ClockworkGoth [2004-08-18 15:28:48 +0000 UTC]
You are so the best!! I am so glad i found you. Since you are online right now. I am actualy on AIM the user name is OhNoImInANutShl2 I would love to talk to you and I am almost never on AIM so go ahead and IM me. LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! Cam
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GirlInTheRain In reply to ClockworkGoth [2004-08-18 15:25:46 +0000 UTC]
Love you even more! and I will! Love you love you love you and only you! Jessica
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ClockworkGoth In reply to GirlInTheRain [2004-08-18 15:29:20 +0000 UTC]
You are so the best!! I am so glad i found you. Since you are online right now. I am actualy on AIM the user name is OhNoImInANutShl2 I would love to talk to you and I am almost never on AIM so go ahead and IM me. LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! Cam
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GirlInTheRain In reply to ClockworkGoth [2004-08-18 15:31:58 +0000 UTC]
I dont have any instant messaging service thingys. I'm so sorry! Your screen name is funny though! I wish I could talk to you but I'm sorry. Now, I feel so stupid, Im sorry. I still love you and am glader than glad that I found you! Love you even more! Jessica
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ClockworkGoth In reply to GirlInTheRain [2004-08-18 16:00:56 +0000 UTC]
Its ok I can still talk to you through DA. My screen name is from Hamlet. " I could bind myself in a nut shel and crown myself the king of infinate space. if it werent for the fact that i have bad dreams."
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GirlInTheRain In reply to ClockworkGoth [2004-08-18 16:05:09 +0000 UTC]
Ha! I thought so! I love Hamlet! and the Simpsons play on it too! I saw it yesterday! So funny! Love you so much, Jessica
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ClockworkGoth In reply to GirlInTheRain [2004-08-18 16:07:52 +0000 UTC]
Hamlet and Romeo & Juliet are my favorite Shakespear plays. And of course a Midsummernights Dream. you know what I just love everything that mad has ever written
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GirlInTheRain In reply to ClockworkGoth [2004-08-18 16:12:14 +0000 UTC]
I know a complete genious. Although there are rumors that he didnt actually "write" them. I dont care. I just like reading them. I love Ophelia! My favorite because of her love struckness (if that is a word) Love you love you love you love you Jessica
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ClockworkGoth In reply to GirlInTheRain [2004-08-18 16:18:30 +0000 UTC]
OMG Ophelia is my favorite charicter out of any of his plays. her dress was to heavy in water so she drown. And the nunery thing. she is the best. LOVE YOU, Cam
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GirlInTheRain In reply to ClockworkGoth [2004-08-18 16:22:09 +0000 UTC]
No way! She's my favorite character. I mean except for Juliet because for like a 14 year old she had some real strong convictions on love. Love you so much! Jessica
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ClockworkGoth In reply to GirlInTheRain [2004-08-18 16:30:01 +0000 UTC]
My favorite charicter in romeo and juliet are Tibblet and Mercutio.
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GirlInTheRain In reply to ClockworkGoth [2004-08-18 16:31:38 +0000 UTC]
I love Mercutio! He was so sweet! I played him in high school. Only because I wasn't blonde and ditzy to play Juliet. Love you! Jessica
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ClockworkGoth In reply to GirlInTheRain [2004-08-18 16:38:12 +0000 UTC]
A cuse on both your houses. I love him. the best friend. So Beautiful. LOVE YOU, Cam
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GirlInTheRain In reply to ClockworkGoth [2004-08-18 16:39:53 +0000 UTC]
I know, but its a plague o' both your houses. LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU, Jessica
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ClockworkGoth In reply to GirlInTheRain [2004-08-18 16:42:37 +0000 UTC]
I love the fact that you corrected me!! Love you Love you!! Cam
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GirlInTheRain In reply to ClockworkGoth [2004-08-18 16:44:31 +0000 UTC]
Not corrected, reminded! LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU MORE! Jessica
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ClockworkGoth In reply to GirlInTheRain [2004-08-18 16:44:58 +0000 UTC]
Beautiful. LOVE YOU CAM!!
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GirlInTheRain In reply to ClockworkGoth [2004-08-18 16:47:14 +0000 UTC]
No, you are beautiful! I love you so much! Love, Jesica
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ClockworkGoth In reply to GirlInTheRain [2004-08-18 16:58:26 +0000 UTC]
How can you tell me i am beautiful when you havent even seen me yet. Describe your self to me
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GirlInTheRain In reply to ClockworkGoth [2004-08-18 17:00:34 +0000 UTC]
Your personality and comments and just the way you treat me is beautiful! And thats why I love love love you! Love, Jessica
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ClockworkGoth In reply to GirlInTheRain [2004-08-18 17:50:19 +0000 UTC]
i love you so much. Why did you disapear all of a sudden?? Love You So much!! ALL MY LOVE!!! Cam
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GirlInTheRain In reply to ClockworkGoth [2004-08-18 22:10:55 +0000 UTC]
I'm so sorry! I fell asleep on my computer! I am so sorry! Just so you know though, I dreams about you! I love you so much! Jessica
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ClockworkGoth In reply to GirlInTheRain [2004-08-19 03:26:12 +0000 UTC]
Thats ok I had to get off line sadly. But I rushed to the Libary before it closed to to reply to you. Deams of me huh??
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GirlInTheRain In reply to ClockworkGoth [2004-08-19 05:40:39 +0000 UTC]
Yea, dreams of you and me. What it would be like to date you, love you, be with you. I have a vivid imagination. Sorry. Love you lots! Jessica
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ClockworkGoth In reply to GirlInTheRain [2004-08-19 22:59:40 +0000 UTC]
Good to know you are thinking of me
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GirlInTheRain In reply to ClockworkGoth [2004-08-20 05:40:18 +0000 UTC]
of course I am, you are my dearest love! Don't you dream of me? I love you! Jessica
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ClockworkGoth In reply to GirlInTheRain [2004-08-20 23:17:46 +0000 UTC]
I do dream of you. Love you much, Cam
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GirlInTheRain In reply to ClockworkGoth [2004-08-21 07:13:14 +0000 UTC]
No you don't! Liar! I don't believe it! I dream of you! it's not possible! prove it! what are your dreams about? Love you the most! Jessica
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ClockworkGoth In reply to GirlInTheRain [2004-08-21 19:14:46 +0000 UTC]
OOO Wouldn't you like to know
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GirlInTheRain In reply to ClockworkGoth [2004-08-21 21:49:54 +0000 UTC]
See, you're totally avoiding the question! You don't! otherwise you would have an answer for me! I seem to love you more! Jessica
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ClockworkGoth In reply to GirlInTheRain [2004-08-21 22:08:45 +0000 UTC]
Maybe I'm just leaving it up to your imagination. Maybe its like what that guy says at the end of that Radiohead video "Just" (bad example I know especialy if you haven't seen it) No one will ever tell you what he says because whatever your imagination comes up with could never compete with what really happened. I do dream of you but i'm sure your imagination is comming up with better thing than my dreams did. Or maybe I'm just teasing you. Could go either way. I just love to keep up you guessing
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