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DistortedHumor [17921006] [] "Wants every type of milk"

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# Comments

Comments: 400

DreamWalker412 In reply to ??? [2012-07-18 22:39:20 +0000 UTC]

thank you! just this support really means the world to me aaand i'm sending you an awesome llama for your kindness u.u haha much love!

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DistortedHumor In reply to DreamWalker412 [2012-07-18 22:46:58 +0000 UTC]

No prob! I just couldn't resist when I saw your wonderful nail designs! It's my pleasure!

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DreamWalker412 In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-07-19 09:59:04 +0000 UTC]

*-*

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DancingMustache In reply to ??? [2012-07-18 16:13:49 +0000 UTC]

Like OMG you stranger you! Thanks for the faves!

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DistortedHumor In reply to DancingMustache [2012-07-18 18:59:19 +0000 UTC]

No prob fellow stranger! Your works are quite beautiful!

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DancingMustache In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-07-18 21:29:25 +0000 UTC]


oh stranger! we should totally become besties!

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DistortedHumor In reply to DancingMustache [2012-07-18 22:10:55 +0000 UTC]

Agreed! We are now bffs!

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DancingMustache In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-07-19 01:45:34 +0000 UTC]


YAAAY! We can be total online friends!

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DistortedHumor In reply to DancingMustache [2012-07-19 02:12:22 +0000 UTC]

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DancingMustache In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-07-19 02:31:54 +0000 UTC]

HEDWIG!

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DistortedHumor In reply to DancingMustache [2012-07-19 02:35:32 +0000 UTC]

No, it's the Yus Owl

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DancingMustache In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-07-20 01:51:36 +0000 UTC]

Oh.
They must be siblings.

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DistortedHumor In reply to DancingMustache [2012-07-20 04:00:45 +0000 UTC]

Yes. Hedwig decided to become owl for a famous boy, and he was like "You should do it too Yessi!", but Yessi was like "NO. IMA DO MY OWN THING. IMA BE FAMOUS, BY MYSELF!". And he went off, and someone asked him his name, and he said "YUS." and they were like "wpah, that's awesome!" and he gained internet fame. The End :]

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DancingMustache In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-07-23 03:12:33 +0000 UTC]

and he didn't die
like hedwig

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DistortedHumor In reply to DancingMustache [2012-07-26 06:27:09 +0000 UTC]

that was sad

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DancingMustache In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-07-27 18:51:13 +0000 UTC]

OMG i was like WHAT?! WHY?!
She wasn't even properly buried.

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DistortedHumor In reply to DancingMustache [2012-07-28 14:36:48 +0000 UTC]

It makes people sad T_T

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DancingMustache In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-07-28 16:48:58 +0000 UTC]

Me too
She'd been in the books since like the third chappy of the first one

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Savvy-Chan In reply to ??? [2012-07-15 23:42:09 +0000 UTC]

thank ya kindly for the fav!

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DistortedHumor In reply to Savvy-Chan [2012-07-16 01:41:41 +0000 UTC]

It was my pleasure

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springl0cked In reply to ??? [2012-07-12 04:56:17 +0000 UTC]

WHEN YOU LEAVE
MY COLORS FADE TO GRAY
NUMA NUMA
YAY
NUMA NUMA NUMA
YAY
:Y

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-07-12 19:25:31 +0000 UTC]

every word of love I used to say, now I paint them every day
when you leave, my colors fade to gray,
hey little lover stay, or all my colors fade away
every word of love I used to say
now I paint them everyday!
<3

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-07-12 19:25:48 +0000 UTC]

hahaha. xD

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-07-12 19:28:09 +0000 UTC]

I know the entire english version by heart! I love it!

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-07-12 19:29:11 +0000 UTC]

oh my gosh. thats amazing.

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-07-12 19:36:40 +0000 UTC]

really?

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-07-12 19:38:08 +0000 UTC]

yes Alondra
it is
; u ;

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-07-12 19:46:50 +0000 UTC]


deviantART muro drawing

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-07-12 19:47:06 +0000 UTC]

YAY

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-07-12 19:49:40 +0000 UTC]

I'm hungry.

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-07-12 19:55:25 +0000 UTC]

Me too.
..
*goes and makes ramen*

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-07-12 20:12:53 +0000 UTC]

I just finished eating a can of corn!

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-07-12 20:16:58 +0000 UTC]

ohh o3o

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-07-12 20:19:43 +0000 UTC]

but I'm still hungry >3<

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SCFrankles In reply to ??? [2012-07-08 20:51:35 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for faving my story ^^

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DistortedHumor In reply to SCFrankles [2012-07-09 04:38:31 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for writing such a wonderful story!

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springl0cked In reply to ??? [2012-07-06 00:49:36 +0000 UTC]

Don't do it.
Don't eat face.
DO NOT EAT MY F-

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-07-06 00:53:10 +0000 UTC]

you ate his face?!

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-07-06 00:54:10 +0000 UTC]

lawl
omg youre on
sup broski

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-07-06 00:55:31 +0000 UTC]

The sky is up. And my throat is starting to hurt slightly.

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-07-06 00:57:12 +0000 UTC]

awww im sorry. :c
why's that?

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-07-06 01:00:58 +0000 UTC]

I've been singing Dragostea Din Tei (english version) and La Camisa Negra over and over again without any breaks. Plus, I hardly ever drink anything, so it's starting to hurt. But hey, it makes me happy

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-07-06 01:23:51 +0000 UTC]

wow. XD

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-07-06 13:59:40 +0000 UTC]

I ENJOY IT. ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE AWAY MY JOY? Oh, and yesterday I was watching big bang theory, and that reminds me: Have you seen more SuperNatural yet?

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-07-06 17:10:31 +0000 UTC]

oh.
no.
HA.
I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT CAS.
:'D

and i just woke up. =3=

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-07-06 20:26:10 +0000 UTC]

Really? I woke up at around 6:30, which would be SUPER late if we were still in school.

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-07-06 21:10:12 +0000 UTC]

i know, right? X'D

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-07-06 21:15:34 +0000 UTC]

Do you ever miss being in school? Not like the school work and stuff, but seeing your friends everyday

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-07-06 21:16:40 +0000 UTC]

everyday. ;-;
I miss you and Kyra and Cierra and Gillian and Jordan and Christina and..
well
you get the point

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-07-06 21:19:59 +0000 UTC]

I miss all those people and more ;^; And to think I'll only have a couple friends with me at Wooster

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