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# Comments

Comments: 1035

DistortingLullaby In reply to ??? [2017-10-25 22:08:26 +0000 UTC]

I’m selling u on the black market
U will live out ur new life as a wig

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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-25 22:14:06 +0000 UTC]

I mean,,,,,,

I prob wouldn't sell for much

my health expenses would be off the chart

not to mention you'd have to find a guy who's into trans dudes

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-25 22:19:39 +0000 UTC]

Wigs have no gender and don’t need to be alive tho

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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-25 22:21:44 +0000 UTC]

But I live to defy

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-25 22:28:08 +0000 UTC]

That’s not an option anymore

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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-25 22:31:15 +0000 UTC]

U CAN'T CONTROL ME

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-25 22:35:18 +0000 UTC]

STFU AND BE A WIG

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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-25 22:36:07 +0000 UTC]

N


O


EH *chucks myself under a chair and hisses*

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-26 02:06:58 +0000 UTC]

*kicks chair* BOY

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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-26 02:24:03 +0000 UTC]

nO

U can't make me

Also I'm tired so I have to pass out ;-;

I'm waking up early (or at least trying to) so I'll ttyl 030

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-26 02:40:05 +0000 UTC]

Mkay gnnnn

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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-26 20:02:15 +0000 UTC]

Hi

Am still alive

Just tired

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-26 22:34:06 +0000 UTC]

Hey I’ll talk to u later ok? Im not in the best place right now
Baiiiiiiiii

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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-26 22:45:28 +0000 UTC]

Okay baaaiii

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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to ??? [2017-10-24 01:02:53 +0000 UTC]

Hey

Are you kinda back on?

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-24 04:00:40 +0000 UTC]

Yeeeee

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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to ??? [2017-10-20 22:35:04 +0000 UTC]

Hey

We're both living half lives

What's up

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-23 15:26:36 +0000 UTC]

I’m ok
Wbu?

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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-23 16:56:09 +0000 UTC]

Okay

Tired

Ttyl

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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to ??? [2017-10-16 01:06:02 +0000 UTC]

Hey

Nerd

Wanna buy some cates?

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-16 01:17:11 +0000 UTC]

I caaaaant

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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-16 01:25:00 +0000 UTC]

Whaaat?

How u no want to buy cates?

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-16 01:27:40 +0000 UTC]

One dayyyy when I get my own placeeee

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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-16 01:30:58 +0000 UTC]

I meant my cates I wanted to know if you wanted pictures XD

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-16 01:37:43 +0000 UTC]

I’ll steal ur cates
Sureeee

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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-16 01:38:12 +0000 UTC]

How dare

U can only have pictures

:'V

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-16 01:48:02 +0000 UTC]

Better watch out :^)

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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to ??? [2017-10-14 17:54:40 +0000 UTC]

I slept in


So late

Fudge

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-15 20:39:52 +0000 UTC]

Aw QvQ

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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-15 21:51:28 +0000 UTC]

AH

UR BACK

R U OKAY????

(Sorry I was spending time with my dad)

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-15 21:53:13 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I’m okay I just took a day off
Plus im at a state fair right now so might disappear XD

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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-15 21:54:14 +0000 UTC]

Oh no it's okay

I thought you did the thing and were having immense feels and I felt bad because I couldn't help

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-15 22:03:37 +0000 UTC]

Nah man XD don’t feel bad either QvQ so how r u??

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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-15 22:06:52 +0000 UTC]

Exhausted

I have really bad scoliosis and I'm only sleeping on a mattress right now because the rim on my mom's car cracked so we can't go to the storage unit to get my box spring, so my back is just getting worse and worse which also makes my breathing worse, which is excruciating when I have to wear a binder to school because my school starts late, so it ends late too

But I had an okay day today

We went to Target and Olive Garden and now I'm just chilling and working on art

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-15 22:23:06 +0000 UTC]

Aw dude I hope y’all can get the box spring soon ;^; but I’m glad ur day is okay!

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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-15 22:24:38 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

How's the fair so far?

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-15 22:26:55 +0000 UTC]

It’s okay
I’m not rlly here for the rides this year, just the food XD

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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-15 22:29:14 +0000 UTC]

XD

It sucks being like a middle/average height because you're almost always either too tol or too smol for most things ;-; (the struggle is real for me)

I hope you're having fun though, I could never go to those things for long because my senses always got overwhelmed and it wasn't fun because I had to babysit

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-15 22:30:47 +0000 UTC]

U can always go on the scary af rides XD

Understandable XD she can’t go on anything extreme tho she’s only 4 XD

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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-15 22:35:40 +0000 UTC]

Ur lucky u only have one sibling, having two is an absolute nightmare, especially because you're literally jammed in the middle so they don't murder each other ;u;

Having long legs is not good in tiny middle spaces

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-15 22:45:30 +0000 UTC]

I have another one but I don’t see him ever cuz he’s my dads kid XD pfff I might be jammed in the middle cuz my mom wants a 3rd kid XD

The legs go allll the way up

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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-15 22:46:49 +0000 UTC]

My mom also wants another kid

But then she would have 4 kids

Also I would be 14 years older than them and it would give me pretty bad anxiety when they actually grew up

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-15 22:54:57 +0000 UTC]

Both our moms kno they dont need anymore kids XD

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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-15 22:56:45 +0000 UTC]

my mom only has a few more years left tho and she doesn't want it to be too late

which i get but also like

WHERE'S IT GONNA SLEEP AFTER IT'S 2?

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-15 23:00:17 +0000 UTC]

She doesn’t need more thoooo XD

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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-15 23:03:44 +0000 UTC]

I kinda want another

because I feel like I'm an at least decent older sibling

also because I may or may have not incorporated the bit where I'm afraid of kids but am kinda okay with babies into Manolo

fun fact about him btw, he has like six hearts so it really amuses him when people assume he'll die when people hit the spot where the normal human heart is because he doesn't have one there

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-15 23:11:25 +0000 UTC]

I don’t want another cuz that’s just more being a slave lol

Oh dear god XD blood pumping at high speeds

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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-15 23:14:36 +0000 UTC]

It's funny

Because that's why he's hypersexual

XD

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DistortingLullaby In reply to Prince-of-Darkness13 [2017-10-15 23:17:06 +0000 UTC]

A lot of blood goes to his dick

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Prince-of-Darkness13 In reply to DistortingLullaby [2017-10-15 23:21:39 +0000 UTC]

Yes

Also he's basically like a sex monster

Humans wear out easily so he has to switch a lot

Because his body is weird and like if he doesn't have a certain amount of sex, he'll get sick and go into heat like a cat

Bella is ace but since they're fake dating she doesn't care if he sleeps with other people as long as he doesn't get attached (which is basically impossible anyways since he's still pining after Infected and also he's dense as fuck)

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