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Introcrat
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"To watch and to whisper"
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XDD As if! How could you become irritating? The statement itself is impossible.
XD I am implying that women are too itsy-bitsy to live on the basic tools and wares. They have far too much to take with them.
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Oh, I can be irritating. It's usually a slow process, but I get there all the same. XP
Such as? If women are small, that simply means that their clothes are smaller, and therefore they have less to bring with them, no? Why would being smaller mean that you need more things? XP
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XD I wonder how it will take with me... Though I doubt that it will happen within my life span. 
XDDD Well, seeing how I'm not an expert in this field [lacking the itsy bitsy part in my character], and seeing how I only see my classmates' behavior... It's usually more than enough set of clothes [preferably each day should have one], hygenic utensils of all sorts [includes tissues if they end up heartbroken], cosmetic tools of all sorts [FOR WHAT do you need a hair straightener for a short trip?] and of course there has to be space for things they might still need. XD Seeing how this is the behavior for one week... I can barely imagine the scale a whole stay would ensue.
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A year at most. The change in scenery to England will expedite the process. XP
Nonsense, I seem to recall you being both itsy and bitsy in equal measure. With that being said, that quantity of stuff seems ridiculous, but about the same as what crazy self-obsessed women need over here too. XP
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XDD Somehow I doubt this, my dear sir... you don't seem to be capable of irritating me. XP
... OH? When was I itsy bitsy? c: Would you mind telling me? And of course. that is the new standard of girls/women, actually... X_x
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It's true, you are very resistant to irritation. Nonetheless, I shall persevere. XP
...? I have, on occasion, seen pictures with you in them. In these pictures, you have possessed both of these qualities. One can only hope that this standard for women changes quickly, as nothing good can come of it lingering. >_<
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NEVER! I shall prevail. You shan't beat me! c|
... I have? Are you sure? When was I itsy bitsy? When did that photo appear? Why do I know nothing of this? D: And more than agreed. >> All these things seem so... Unnecessary. One could take much more important things instead or at least have a lighter suitcase.
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Prepare yourself for disappointment, madam. XP
The prom dress one is the only one that comes to mind. And you do know something of that one. At least I'm pretty sure you do. XD Personally, I would go for the lighter suitcase. I've seen those sorts of people need two or three gigantic suitcases, and they usually need some long-suffering husband or boyfriend to carry them around. XP
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XDD I shan't be disappointed, for I will be victorious!
... Does this count as itsy bitsy? XD Are you sure? Are you really sure?
Oh the perspective of the suffering male company is revealed! XD Well, perhaps you should find someone who fits your hopes. Or at least someone who won't lead you to such long-suffering duties. XD
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Your overconfidence shall lead to your defeat, then. XP
Reasonably so. Not excessively tiny, but definitely on the smaller side of things. Hope that's not offensive. >_> <_<
Well, I had a friend who had such a person for a girlfriend for a time, and I was one of the few people he could complain to about her. XP Indeed, I generally prefer the company of people who aren't completely insane when it comes to appearances. XP Though I suppose from their perspective, I am mad for not paying enough attention to my appearance. Hmm.
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XD My overconfidence? I am as confident as I am allowed to. Thus I will not be defeated!
No, no... I just never thought I would ever be called that. XD Normally I'm the sloppy girl from the family.
XDD Oh the joys of first hand testimonies... I hope he is still alive? XDD
Pfff! All the world needs is a proper appearance. e-e Everything else... Well. It's nice at times, but certainly not to be the focal point of judging someone. ¬¬
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But far more confident than is merited by your chance of success. You will never succeed. XP
I presume all your family is similarly built, then. XP You might be less so than them, but compared to the average person (especially the average person in California) you're certainly smaller than most.
Still alive. Hasn't had a girlfriend since, though. I think he's paranoid now. XD
With that being said, it is the easiest way to judge someone. Spending two seconds to look at someone is a lot faster than getting to know them.
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XD But never is such a long-term word! I would rather say that I will be victorious over time. c:
... XD... I'm small with 1.78 meters? Are you really, really certain? Even here I'm considered quite tall.
XDDD Awww, a traumatized poor young man. How tragic. He needs to find a girlfriend that fixes that. XDD
Pfff that is sadly true. And sadly it's the most common way people get judged. >> One would think after all these Disney, Dreamworks, [insert animation company here] movies and series the kids would have been brainwashed into trying to look past it at least, but I suppose the masterplan has not succeeded. XD
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Statistics say that you'll only have another 55 years or so, madam. I don't think that's enough. XP
Alright, perhaps I've simply only seen you in pictures around tall people. XD Not that short, then.
I don't think he's traumatized per se, just enjoying a break. If someone ordered you around like that constantly for a year, wouldn't you want some time where you were free of such attachments? XP
People are lazy, madam, and no animated film will ever change that. It doesn't help that most of the people in those movies are attractive, though.
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XD So if I survive the 55 years, I have won?
XDD Thank you. I was already shocked that I seemed short to you.
Oh my god! Such a girlfriend must be horrifying XD Poor him. Let's hope the next girlfriend won't be as demanding as this one.
... True XD So the root of this issue is laziness? What if we vanquished all laziness? Would the world be a better place then? At least they would look past the appearance.
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If I die before I manage to irritate you, you've won. But you will be irritable at some point in the next few decades, and it is then that I will strike. XP
You don't like the idea of being short, then?
It was pretty bad for him. He's OK now, though, as long as you don't tell him what to do too often. XP
Probably. If everyone was always optimally efficient, the world would likely be an excellent place to be. With that being said, I would fight to the bitter end to prevent laziness from being destroyed. XP
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But I am always irritable, and you have never managed to irritate me. I Think I will win this bet c|
Well. It is simply unusual to be called short with such height. XD;
XDDD Poor guy! Hopefully everyone is treating him nicely.
... Oh my, but why, Evan? Why? XDD It would improve the world so much.
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Considering all the things that you manage to put up with, the fact that you're not an axe murderer suggests that you're in fact remarkably tolerant to irritation. XD
So you wouldn't mind being called short? Shorty? XP
There are other, more complicated, ways to get people to look past appearances. Normally I would simply take the easiest route, but laziness is worth saving. For me, at least, a world without laziness is a world not worth living in. XD
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XDDD That might be, but that also means I will very well win this bet. I will succeed!
... HEY XD I don't mind it from you, since you're taller than me. But still.
Oh please, a bit less laziness and the world would be a better place XD sacrifice just a bit maybe? just a tadbit?
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All that means is that you have grown resistant to a certain kind of irritation. I'm flexible, though, trust me. I can be irritating in many different ways. XP
Sure thing, half-pint. Whatever you say. XD
Oh? And what would change in the world if people were slightly less lazy? I'm curious as to what you think the place would be like. Give me all the details. XD
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XDD So flexible that you can irritate me in a way that mankind has never seen before?
Pfff! XD You are allowed to call me that, seeing how you're so horrendously tall.
XD Well, for one, there would be less chance of riots like one has seen in England... Those were terrifying, and actually a result of long-harvested laziness. Or another, everyone would try harder to be better at school. Better education level, right?
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Maybe not something that mankind hasn't seen before, but I flatter myself to think that I can come up with something that you haven't seen before. XD
I'm not that tall. Taller than average, perhaps, but not massive.
Malicious people who aren't lazy, however, would be more dangerous, no? Many of these people are violent and dissatisfied, the riot is simply a way to vent that anger. And a fine examination of what would happen if people worked harder in school is evident in Japan - more hours are spent per week on studying. The result is a more educated populace, but a rise in suicide rates and a variety of negative sociological phenomena as a result of the increased stress - whether or not it's worth it is a complicated matter. (It probably happens to a greater or lesser extent in many countries, but I'm not familiar with many societies. I hear it's similar in Korea, not sure about China.) People being less lazy is a complicated matter. Besides, what good is life if you can't enjoy it with a good bout of laziness once in a while? XP
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Evan QAQ Today is my exam and I'm nervous! Give me a hug x8
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AGH! Sorry I missed it. >_< Still, I'm sure you did marvelously.
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Do I get a hug of congratulations, then? c:
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And apologies for it being so delayed.
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Eeeee! cx <333
No problem. cx The hug now is just as precious!
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Evan T^T I am so tired but can't go to bed because I have work to do but I am falling asleep and gaaaaaaah T^T...
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You're talking to the wrong person for such encouragement.
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But I had to get it done first! x8 School work is important and such and... yeah... ._.
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Your health is important, too. If you get sick because you've been working too hard, then that won't help things one bit.
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True, but i don't want to get on the bad side with my teacher who holds the oral exam. ._. SO I have to work hard.
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Urgh. :/ Well, just try not to work yourself to death. Falling asleep during your oral exam won't be very good.
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Well, true ._. I'll try to find a middle way, but it's very hard.
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Indeed, I'm sorry I can't offer any meaningful support. .__. Good luck, though. You're pretty tough, you'll make it through OK.
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Well, you stick around and occasionally write back... XD That is already more than most people do! *hugs* I hope that I'll make it. i really do.
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'Occasionally'? You wound me, madam. XP You most certainly will - I know a couple of people who have graduated from the German school system, and if the two are at all similar... Well, let's just say that if the people I know got through it, then you'll do just fine. XD
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My deepest apologies. XD; That was poor phrasing of mine, seeing how you always write back as far as your schedule allows it. And this I really appreciate. <3
I'm not sure. Both of our countries have a graduation exam, but whether the Abitur is completely the same as the Matura is a different question. XD;;
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Just joking. I know I can be pretty bad when it comes to replying on time. >_<
I have no idea, but I would imagine that they are of roughly similar difficulty. And if that is the case, then you'll do fine.
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No, no no! XDD You reply more often than I do at times....
If the oral exams are all on the same day, then yes, it is the same. XD; But i know too little about it.
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At times, yes. At other times, I take weeks. XP
What day is that? Do you have a lot of time to prepare?
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XD You have never taken longer than a week, sir. ... Except that one time, but that was dA's fault.
Well. I have to prepare now. XD; And I have about half an hour time to prepare for each subject. A whole morning or afternoon is then used for it.
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Really? Hmm, that's pretty good for me, then. I'll have to stop responding so quickly, or you'll start thinking that I'm reliable. XP
Of course, of course, but surely it's not for some time yet, is it? How many days do you have to prepare before the oral exams begin?
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... NO NO NO D8 Do that and I won't think that you're unreliable, but that you're caught up in life and... yeah... ._.
... One week and... two to three days... XD...
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I'll just have to do it consistently for several months, then. I can be persistent with such things. XD
Alright then, perhaps you should start focusing a little bit. XP Still plenty of time, though.
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Would you want to do that, though? D: I mean... Doing that on purpose until... Well. ._.?
XDD I am slowly getting anxious... I'M TOO SLOW. i need to work harder, and perhaps find a structure. Urgh.
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Have some faith, madam. You can't get rid of me that easily. XP
Spend a whole day trying to find a structure, then. Figure out a way that works for you, and then the rest of the days will be much more efficient.
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I certainly hope that D: It would be a shame if I could. ._.
All of them involve stashing away all internet-compatible devices from my grasp. ... which is impossible since I have a lot of material on my computer. ._. and it's too much to print, too.
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If you could, I probably would have left already. You're not that lucky, though. XP
You could just get rid of your internet connection, no? Unplug it from the wall and exist in an Internet-free bubble? XD
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XDD I have to correct you. I'm not that unlucky as that was the case. c:
... I could... But then the whole house, and the whole family would be deprived from the internet D: And I couldn't do that to them [and to myself of that matter
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