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# Comments
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OF COURSE. THEMIS WOULD TURN HIM INTO A MEAT PIE.
PFFFT. Gwen would be running around crying bloody murder. //she's nowhere near the point of desensitization yet
LOL "good-intention sado" XD
Themis: *Rolls her shoulders and looks up at the sky that's glowing orange and dark blue. She thinks that she should be getting back home but she hears some singing. The heads of some villagers turn and make her notice that, well well, look its the Devil. Women giggle around and Themis has to pinch the bridge of her nose and tell herself to slow her breaths.*
((LOLOLOL. PSH. SHE'S MORE LIKELY TO COOK CAEL AND ASLA. THEY'D BE TOGETHER UNTIL THEY WERE EATEN BY SOMEONE.
Themis needs to dye her hair black. :I)) <-- double chin? 0 v 0
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Merc meat pie sounds lovely~
Well, at least she has a semi-good reason to scream. I mean, Monty's tail is perpetually on fire.
Cael: *Is at the end of the song and he's holding out the last note. Grabs a nearby streetlight and twirls around a couple of times. After he's done, he bows a couple of times to no one in particular, then leans against a wall for balance since all that spinning makes him dizzy* "Ha ha, I seem to have attracted an audience now..."
((That's....romantic? Though that's probably not the right word to use. XD
Double-chin guy reminds me of Neville from Potter Puppet Pals. ))
deviantART muro drawing
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...Cael can be the first to taste. OH WAIT.
She'd scream whether his tail was on fire or not. Doesn't matter if it's a charizard or a togepi. Insert scream here.
...THE MOVIE RAPED CANON. :I I AM EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED.
Themis: *She stared at Cael, wondering what the hell he picked up at the bars he went to because that seemed quite a bit like-- NO. She would not dare enter that unladylike train of thought. Her lip curled and she swiveled on her heel. It was better to run before she got mixed up in this. Every time she met him, she could swear on her life that her hair got a little more whiter. Not that her hair wasn't already light but god. Her feet stealthily followed her commands. He was too drunk to notice her... hopefully.*
((CLOSE ENOUGH. XD
Close as it's ever gonna get anyways. lol
PFFFT. Double chin.))
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She could always just chop off a limb or two and feed it to him...
Her voice must be so hoarse by the end of Route 1. XD
...Was it full of crack, at least?
Cael: *He cleared his throat since he's gonna start singing again. People were going their separate ways once more...things to do, places to see, no time to laugh at some drunk idiot.*
*He spun around on his streetlight again. Oh. Look. That light purple hair and white toga dress could only be one person.*
"I dedicate this next song to you, Themis~~"
*because he knew that it would annoy the heck outta her, he starts singing a love song*
(( ...I'm trying to decide which song would be best in this situation. ;D ))
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But she has to get rid of his head. Specifically his mouth. It causes the most damage.
Oh you have no idea. *SCREAM* *DRINK WATER* *SCREAM*
NO, I DIDN'T EVEN GET A DECENT AMOUNT OF CRACK. ANIME WRITERS... WELL, LEAVING WRITING TO THE MANGA WRITER.
Themis: *Oh hell no. He did not. She could feel the eyes of everyone staring at her. Eilshor was a small place and that unfortunately meant she was well known and seen. She could feel rage seeping through her pores at the giggles all around her. They laughed as they passed her. A couple of sympathetic pats were given.*
"Idiotic man-child," she muttered. "Get away from that light before I decide to hit you with it."
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CAEL uses PERISH SONG. It's super effective~
*hands Gwen a cough drop* "It's Cherrim-flavored"
...Do they eat Cherrims, anyway?
This is why the only good anime-movies are Pokemon? XD
Cael: *He continues singing since he can't hear Themis threatening him. He does, however, sense all that rage on some subconscious level, but it only causes him to sing louder. Mmh, performing under a streetlight, almost like in the movies~*
((...And speaking of singing, now all my relatives are karaoking upstairs and it carries quite well through the house. OTL ))
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THEMIS uses RAGE. It is not very effective...
Gwen is very thankful. //Dude, how she managed to capture so many pokemon amazes me. *Has caught a full party*
They probably eat a lot of pokemon, but since it is a kid's show...
SERIOUSLY MAN. UGH. Though when you mention it Pokemon doesn't have bad movies at all.
Themis: *She stared blankly at the man making a fool of himself. It was a stupid love song too. Clearly he was drunk out of his mind. Unfortunately he couldn't do humanity a favor and knock himself out. She wanted to throw him over the mountains of Baelthi, however, she couldn't help but stare outright. It was like watching a musical train crash...*
((...Are they singing OPPA GANGNAM STYLE~~
Oh, I made up for the crack watching an OVA. It was about boobs and secret agent Folgore AKA 00F))
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What, has she been flinging PokeBalls at every moving thing in an attempt to scare them away? ;D
//Still has two Pokemon and 1 Gym badge. I need to finish the page before I get too far ahead. OTL
Have you watched that one DBZ movie yet? I think it was the live-action one.
Cael: *He finished the song with a flourish and another bow. Then he goes and staggers off in Themis' direction.*
"'Ello Themis~ Did you like my singing?"
*He has half a mind to go to another bar, since his throat is quite parched after two songs in a row.*
((No, but they're singing Viet romantic songs, loud and proud and off-key.
Apparently it's my little cousins who've been playing all that Gangnam style in the mornings. OTL
...Dare I ask for a link? ))
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I feel like her pokemon are the ones who are catching her other pokemon. The first couple of pokeballs she threw were (un)lucky. XD
//First gym badge, getting near the second. Full party. XD
The really old one or the new one? I saw the new one... *shudders* NEVER AGAIN.
Themis: *Swears in her head because she should have fled while she had the chance. So much regret.*
"...Your singing was atrocious and you clearly need help dearie. Go home while you still have--" *She was about to say wits, but that clearly wasn't the case.* "Go home while you're still conscious."
((LOLOLOL. I PITY YOUR PRECIOUS SOUL. //NOT REALLY
...Oh my god, they have been indoctrinated. XD
Why you do this to yourself, I will never know. [link] ))
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Her Pokemon are trying to help her desensitize? XD
//I need to go grind like mad for Misty's gym. All those hours I can see, just slipping away from me. OTL
I don't know. The one we found at the library that one time.
Cael: *Starts walking in a circle around Themis*
"Oh? While I'm still conscious? You needn't worry, I've spent plenty of nights passed out 'n an alley before. *Staggers a little but continues walking*
"But since I'm not at that point yet, if you would be so kind as t' help me on m' way there by directing me t' th' nearest bar?"
((Cael's just begging for trouble right now. XD
...At least they seem to be more interested in listening to the parodies? OTL
I think I kind of just want to see how bad it is. //my masochistic side is apparently coming out right now))
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Of course. Turtig "Muta" actually likes his trainer so it makes him sad when she freaks out and screams. XD
//OMG. THE PITY I FEEL FOR YOU.
I remember trying to beat Misty's gym with a charmander and OH GOD IT WAS BRUTAL.
Oh no, I haven't seen that one yet. I think that will be worse though.
Themis: *Looks annoyed and miffed and I-need-to-punch-you. Her eye twitches at his antics. She pinches his cheek. Hard.*
"Yes, because my morals are screaming 'Get this man to the nearest bar.' No. You're not going anywhere near a bar darling. Especially if it means more of your goddamn pole dancing. The only direction you'll be headed towards is an inn."
((Indeed. Cael. Why you do this to Themis? XD
...LOL. I haven't seen any of the parodies. Send me the good ones you find.
ARE YOU HAVING FUN YET?))
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If he feels sad every time she freaks out, he must be so depressed right now. =P
Maybe I'll just follow your cousin's example and grind to level 50? Or hopefully I can catch a Pokemon effective against water-types.
Cael: "Hey! Ow! I swear, you deal me more pain than the guys I was fighting earlier..."
*Wait. He probably shouldn't have mentioned that fight, there was no way that Themis would give him a chance to slip off to a bar again. Crud.*
"...Hey, what's wrong with my dancing? A man needs some way to make a bit of extra money."
(( Since he spends all his money on alcohol...
Lol, pole dancing. XD
Well, I seriously doubt the quality of any Gangnam parody, but I remember watching this one BatmanxCatwoman parody of Call Me Maybe.
....That AMV was so...unfit for children's viewing. ))
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Luckily he manages to stay cheerful since he has partners in crime. XD
LOL. I believe after he level grinded, he sweeped Misty. He was so very proud.
He died so many times LOL.
Good luck with that.
Themis: *Her eyes glowed eerily. Oh no. No no no. This silly man-- No, he was more like an immature little boy-- had been fighting in her town. An unladylike snort."
"You're a fool if you believe that you're going to another bar now boy. And I will be making sure that the innkeeper doesn't direct you to a bar or any alcoholic drink for that matter." *She paused. Her face twisted into an unreadable expression.* "Your dancing... There are no words dearie. Though I'm sure Asla would be impressed if you did that for him. In fact, he would probably join you. Ugh."
((Talking to Korean cousins in Korea is exhausting. OTL
...I WANT TO SEE THIS AMV.
Pole Dancing Cael
Pole Dancing Cael everywhere.
...THAT MEME CAME INTO MY HEAD
AND THEMIS IS WOODY.))
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...So all I need to do is level grind dear Monty to level 50. No biggie. OTL
Cael: "Hmm...whatever you say, Themis..."
*Of course he was thinking of how to sneak off as soon as possible. As long as he had some money in his pocket and the coherence to order a drink, well...*
"...Aww, d'you really think he would be impressed? I'll r'member that next time I see him~"
((Wow, that sounds like they see each other often. ;D
Any particular reason why it's exhausting?
When we talk to our Viet cousins, I feel awkward because I can't speak Vietnamese too well. OTL
I was talking about the 00F AMV. The parody was live-action, but equally unfit for viewing.
...I'm half tempted to draw a pole-dancing Cael when I start working on the partner meme again. 
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If my cousin can do it, you can do it? XD
Themis: *She snorted. She knew, without a doubt, that he would attempt to wiggle another drink in his hand. Not in her goddamn town. She really needed to learn about pressure points. That would knock him out before he could even get a drop of gin down his throat.*
"Don't think I don't see the wheels in your head turning, Nightflier. Asla would be so impressed that he'd join you. On second thought, stay away from him, you drunk fool. I don't need more children in my town."
((...They probably do, if left to their own devices. XD
Because he doesn't know English and I don't know how to read Korean. OTL
I just find texting exhausting in general. :I
LOL. My relatives always laugh at me for my god awful pronunciation and/or grammar.
LOL. Folgore is always child inappropriate. Then again, there was a really cute episode where Folgore got toys and candy for sick kids in the hospital... but he groped all the sales ladies. OTL
THE ENDING OF THAT PARODY. OMG. WUT.
...Just do it for the heck of it since I never see the partner meme coming true, espcially with this art block I have. ))
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...Then there better not be any guys blocking my way, saying I need to get a badge before I go into the higher-leveled areas. I GO WHERE I WANT, FOOLISH MORTALS
Cael: *As usual, he ignored the direct insult, and, at this point, he was too drunk to care anymore about Themis implying that he was gay. Again.* "Ahahaha, don't worry, I promise we'll be safe. Though, you seem awfully protective of this town of yours...but tell me, what has this place ever done for you, hmm?
((...I blame you for making me think of Folgore's song every time I see the word boing / bounce. OTL
The whole parody was OMG WUT, what are you saying? XD
Psh. One day I'll finish my half and force you to do yours.
...One day.))
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...You know you're not going to have a good day when you wake up to the sound of Oppa Gangnam Style blasting through the house.
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SOUNDS LIKE AN EXCELLENT DAY TO ME XD
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...I guess I should be thankful that it's not the Friday song?
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...THAT WOULD ALSO BE VERY FITTING. <3
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SDKLJKLJDS
//clings to and never lets go
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I'M SORRY I EVER LEFT
IT WAS A MISTAKE.
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//ROLLS AROUND
DAMN IT ALE, I HAVE TO SLEEP NOW.
YES. IT WAS A MISTAKE.
//HOLDS//
BUT WE CAN FIX IT BBY.
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YES.
THIS COULD BE FIXED.
BECAUSE I HAVE RETURNED.
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Pffft.
Not yet...
But maybe sometime.
kjldskldskljlsfd
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Omg don't cry.
It'll all be fine.
Yes.
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I did not find a stash of Edward Elric GIFs to use for webcams, nope
...I like how I'm half done with a whole page of my Nuzlocke comic and plan to finish it in a couple of hours
...and yet I can't bring myself to finally finish my 90%-complete Avengers fanart.
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I OTL
I OTL EVERYWHERE
Ohhh~~ I WISH TO SEE.
By the way, how was your experience with LeafGreen? (At least I think it's LeafGreen because that's what you said you wanted)
...GOOD JOB. :I //though I shouldn't talk
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I love these webcam-things, you can scar so many people with them <3
So far...I'm still on Route 1 but my starter is level 10. And I forgot to look up what the trainer sprites look like, and now I'm stuck being a girl and I want to be a guy again. >.>
//Pfft. It's been 90% done since Thanksgiving break and I haven't touched it since. OTL
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Thanks a lot. :I
Pffft. Grinding. Sounds legit. Are you gonna have that comic up by today?
[link] Here are all the player characters. XD
Just in case you ever decide to play Emerald/Ruby/Sapphire.
//GO TOUCH IT RIGHT NOW
That sounds so wrong by itself.
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You are so, so very welcome~
Mmh...I'll have half of it up today and finish the other half tomorrow. It's kinda big and my netbook's running out of battery
...Maybe I'll just be a guy every time. XD
WOW, WHAT ARE THESE WORDS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH? 8D
//I'll try to finish it tomorrow too. OTL
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Is this the droid you're looking for
Does this sort-of look like Legion to you? [link]
I didn't really want to draw a gun either, maybe I should
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LOL
DEAR SIR, I BELIEVE YOU'VE FOUND IT.
Yup. Looks like my N7 robot. Thank you for taking such good care of it.
LAZY VIRUS. I HAVE INFECTED YOU.
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Indeed.
Hmph. He looks beat up enough already, I don't think taking bad care of him would do anything.
OH NO. WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND, DOCTOR?
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LEGION, LET MAMA HEAL YOU
I don't know. I'm too lazy to find out.
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Can I call you Shepard-commander mother now? 8D
Hmm...it might be incurable. You seem to have had it your whole life. XD
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Shepard is mother to a Krogan. She can totally handle a geth.
AMG YES. I WANT TO BE SHEPARD COMMANDER MOTHER <3333
...It's quite sad isn't it? Maybe I shall name it after myself.
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Pfft. Being a mother to both of them would probably double your tiredness.
I thought art was your therapy, now you're too tired to do art? XD
Besides, you're too lazy to think of another name for it. I see how it is.
Doctor: The test results just came in....you have Audrey.
Patient: D:
I don't even know why I came up with that
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But- but- but-- THEY ADORABLE. <3
Heyheyhey. That new tagline refers to homework, I'll have you know. XD
...YOU KNOW ME SO WELL.
DAT SCENARIO. : DDDDDDD
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Krogans and robots wielding guns = adorable. Okay.
And yet I can easily imagine you fussing over the both of them
...I thought you were done with Tale? Unless english is still swamping you with work / it's post-traumatic-Tale-exhaustion or something.
Doctor: ...I'm afraid there's no cure. I'm so sorry.
Patient: *sob*
That made it sound like a terminal illness
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Adorable is adorable. Kinda like how I find Chewy adorable. XD Though Legion is especially cute because he stole Shepard's armor. IDK, that might lean more towards creepy. lol
...You know I totally would.
More like, the aftermath. I've been pushing back work from the rest of my subjects so I have to play a bit of catch up. Or...a lot of catch up. OTL Though post traumatic exhaustion works well too, since I don't want to do anything but am forcing myself to catch up. So until winter break, I'll probably be very tired. //WEEEEEP
AWWWW YEAH. I'M NAMED AFTER A TERMINAL ILLNESS
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That half-done Avengers thing I'm working on
...I didn't even lineart all the people yet
But I wanted to color Thor's amazing blond locks so badly. ;A;
//I'll finish by Thannksgiving....maybe....OTL
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Miso bby-- I miss yo face. . _ .
// slowly reaches for you
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BUT NOODLE BBY
I WILL BE ALIVE AGAIN ONCE TOMORROW IS OVER <3333333333333
//WILL PUT UP SPARKLY JOURNAL AND EVERYTHING ANNOUNCING MY RETURN
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REALLY? ; A;
CAUSE I NEED TO CATCH YOU UP ON STUFFS~
YOU'VE BEEN MISSING LOTS~
I AWAIT THAT SPARKLY JOURNAL BBY.
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