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# Statistics
Favourites: 5724; Deviations: 156; Watchers: 139
Watching: 874; Pageviews: 40564; Comments Made: 1705; Friends: 874
# Comments
Comments: 196
Un passionné de Pokémon apparait.
Et français en plus. Quelle heureuse rencontre. (Vive Kalos !)
Merci pour le watch et tout ce que tu as rajouté dans ta galerie pokemon.
Si jamais tu as des questions sur mon Pokéunivers fan-game, n'hésites pas.
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happy birthday to you
join my group www.deviantart.com/ebonyadvetu…
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Joyeux anniversaire petit frère 🎆🎇✨🎆🎇✨🎆🎇✨🎉🎊🎋🎉🎈🎉🎊🎋
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Thanks for the watch and here, have a watch back!
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Np and thank you for watching
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If you really like my work
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Have a nice day!
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Pas de problème et plus je suis watcher
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Alors merci infiniment pour le watch !
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Pas de problème mon amie
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Hiya! Just commenting to tell you that I have a new account, KeenQueen , and would appreciate it if you watch me there as I won't be active on this account very often!
Sorry to bother you~
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Thanks for the fav on Inktober 27: Thunder - Any thunder-box in a storm
Using a thunderbox is a risky thing in the land down under. A rusty tin shed exposed to the elements, the Australian outhouse was home to a whole number of fun creepy crawlies. I’m sure some of you might have heard of the term “red back on the seat”, well, it’s actually a thing. Thankfully, modern plumbing has significantly reduced one’s risk when squatting on the throne, but even then, it’s not without its perils. An example. Up in Northern Western Australia, there is a large sand goanna sometimes called a bungarra. It’s dangerous, but not deadly, for the most part. Anyway, I know someone who used to live up there and one day they went to use the loo (bathroom) without turning the light on. Only just barely sensing that their butt was imperilled, they turned the light on and inside the bowl was the large head of a bungarra, watching them. Apparently these enterprising lizards climb up sewerage pipes looking for clean water and get stuck. It’s quite an ordeal to get them out, but nothing compared with the shock of finding one in the first place. Anyway, just thought I’d share that. Although it’s probably best if you try to forget it the next time you really need to go number two. Might make things harder for you.
-ParanoidPooper
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Thanks for the fav on Inktober 26: Stretch - Yoga Class of 2018 BCE
I never really understood the big fuss about yoga. Then I tried it. Only once, but once was enough to completely change my life. After just one 2 minute super express, highly condensed teaser class, I was able to perform incredible feats. Like touching my nose to my navel, or my earlobe to my eyeball, or, and this was really impressive, my tonsils to my pancreas. Unfortunately the effects were short lived, and I realize now that this is how “they” get you. Once you experience the awesome powers that yoga bestows, you become hooked, and in order to keep them you must continue the classes. Sounds a lot like an extortion racket if you asked me. But nobody does. All because I now resemble a human pretzel. It’s my own fault, really. I should have read the warning in the class pamphlet. Don’t practice advanced poses unattended. My superhuman yoga powers wore off halfway through the attempt and now I’m stuck.
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DO NOT DONATE ME YOU POINTS, AS IN "GIVE ME POINTS" OR DONATE IN MY "DONATE WIDGET". YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PURCHASE.
NO REFUNDS!
HERE IS A GUIDE
FAQ:
Q.Will I get any codes?
No
Q. Can I get a friend featured/art?
Short answer: yes! GO HERE -
Get FREE
I really appreciate YOUR support! It means the world to me! If you are wondering yes I do commission, click
If you like to see MORE of my art check out my
(here is a few examples:
)
Go here to read my lates
Do you wish to find me outside dA go
If you really like my work
And if you have any question, dont forget to say a few words on
Have a nice day!
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Thanks for the fav on Inktober 25: Prickly - Mommie dearest.
Everyone knows that parents are embarrassing. It’s a fact of life, like scurvy, or an IRS audit. And 14 out 10 times, your mother is the worst offender. Well, not your mother specifically, I’m sure your mother is very nice, I mean mothers in general. I bring this up not as some grand rant about embarrassing mothers, but rather to provide you with the small consolation that you do not have the most embarrassing mother ever. It might seem like it, but you don’t. I know, because I have met the most embarrassing mother ever, and her poor son John. And just for the record, I am not John. This is not some cry for help, “this happened to a friend of mine” kind of story, no. My mother is bad, I won’t deny that, but John’s mum sets the standard for embarrassing her kids. How, you ask? Well, imagine you’re talking to a girl you like, or boy, I guess, and just as you’re finding your groove, you’re suddenly pantsed, by your own mother. This isn’t a joke. I was there, I saw it happen. And this was just one such incident. So it will come as no surprise that when asked, poor John would vehemently insist that he was a test tube baby and in no way biologically related to his mother. Now this was well and truly before IVF was a thing, so you have to admire his commitment to this line of defence. That kind of a claim took research to pull off, and he always made a pretty compelling argument. I often wonder what must have become of ol’ John. With the sort of quality parenting he received, he probably ended up in politics. Either way, I thank God daily that my mother never took a page from John’s mum. And you should too.
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Thanks for the fav on Inktober 7 - Exhausted a.k.a Obligatory Butt Armor
I could be wrong but I think the butt gets a bit of a bum rap. It’s the victim of an endless barrage off colored jokes. It’s the third most scrutinized body part, after the elbow and earlobe. And for many people in this modern era, it’s under the largest amount of occupational pressure in history. But the greatest indignity that the butt must endure is humanity’s attempts to smother it into submission. Everyone sits on their butts. There’s no escaping that kind of systemic abuse. It’s no wonder that butt related disorders have risen 2% in the last two decades. We are on the verge of a rear end rebellion. But with your help we can finally make a stand. It might be uncomfortable, and people will probably laugh at you but if you do your bit, this crisis can be averted. So do your part, sit on your face instead. Your butt will thank you.
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Thanks for the fav on Inktober 16: Angular a.k.a Will shatter on contact
While Leopold’s Impractical Armor Sets is no longer selling its relatively useless and oftentimes harmful defensive accoutrements, in its heyday, you could really pick up a bargain. They had a helmet made of a fine aged Gouda string cheese, which for health reasons, was completely inedible; a set of boots that consisted of two biodegradable plastic shopping bags strung together with recycled waxed twine, for the environmentally conscious adventurer; a cloak of completely bald, former circus weasels, which had been painstakingly trained to remain absolutely motionless until it rained, at which time it attacked the wearer; and a breast plate of wet diatomaceous earth, the application process of which involved standing outside while Leopold slapped you in the chest with handfuls of carefully selected grains of high quality mud. Personally, with stock like this, it’s kind of hard to understand how it all went wrong.
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Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ . I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…
But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.
Anyway, thanks for the watch.
I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival. 
On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles . (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)
So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.
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