ProjectDarkling In reply to ??? [2005-02-02 01:38:39 +0000 UTC]

*sprays you with pineapple juice* mwahahaha!

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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-02 15:24:23 +0000 UTC]

*cough, cough* *sputter*


what the! ...

*hears fierce growling*

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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-02 23:57:30 +0000 UTC]

oh did i mention fuzz has an axe too?

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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-03 17:52:13 +0000 UTC]

*whimpers*


I think I need a change of underwear!

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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-04 05:56:09 +0000 UTC]

well dont be doing that here.. *fuzz pulls out camera*

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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-04 15:29:14 +0000 UTC]

*flash* *flash*

*blink, blink*
*rubbs eyes and staggers backwards tripping aand falling over convientientnly placed guarbage can*

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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-05 00:51:28 +0000 UTC]

NO! not another garbage can *goes to get fireaxe*

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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-05 11:25:56 +0000 UTC]

*thinks to self*

'man! I hope he doesnt miss!... its been a wile since he's done this...'

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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-07 01:02:27 +0000 UTC]

*swings the axe* THUNK!
umm... i dont think your going to be able to use your desk anymore....

try again shall we?

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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-07 13:45:24 +0000 UTC]

*muffled*
sure... what do i have to lose?

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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-08 03:33:32 +0000 UTC]

well since the axe didnt work we'll go to plan B.
*fuzz holds up something large and flaming*

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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-08 14:08:22 +0000 UTC]

*puts on fire retardant suit*

*whimpers*

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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-09 04:17:06 +0000 UTC]

*pulls the trash can off you arm*

now that wasnt so bad was it?

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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-09 14:49:06 +0000 UTC]

*sudden change of deminor*

i wasnt scared... *shifty eyes*

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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-10 02:01:59 +0000 UTC]

of course you werent *the desk cathces on fire* FUZZ!

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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-10 19:14:22 +0000 UTC]

well maybe just a little... *second desk catches fire*

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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-11 01:33:19 +0000 UTC]

you actually think i'd cleavve your arm off? *fifth desk catces on fire*


hears in the back of his head '1...2... 5! 3 sir not 5! oh. 3! *tosses holy hand grenade*'
*third desk catches on fire*

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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-11 14:53:00 +0000 UTC]

well... no... not exactly... mmm... the thought did cross my mind though...*pics up holy hand grenade and throws it further*




*points*
look Larry just went up in flames... *counts fingers* 1,2,3,4,5 thats desk # five!

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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-13 06:04:13 +0000 UTC]

does larry count as a desk? or do we just count the desks he sets on fire..
*picks up fuzz as desk 6 catches on fire*

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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-14 12:31:00 +0000 UTC]

since Larry just sits there i think we should concider him a desk... *indoor sprinkler system is set off* ...that way we can count all the dasks he sets on fire too!
*Pulls out umbrellas*
*Hands you and Fuz one*

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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-15 13:42:34 +0000 UTC]

*opens umbrella* aw no more fire *Fuzz pulls out flamethrower*

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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-15 14:57:51 +0000 UTC]

oh look! ...matching goggles too!

*hands face mask to Ryan* you may want this, the smoke is getting kind of thick.

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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-16 00:36:38 +0000 UTC]

*puts on mask and runs and jumps out a window*

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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-16 12:25:02 +0000 UTC]

*computer voice* end simulation...

*points and laughs* you two look so silly floundering on the floor like that! ha!

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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-17 03:40:41 +0000 UTC]

glad i can amuse you. now we're ready. you know what we have to do.

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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-17 12:21:30 +0000 UTC]

actually I knew I would forget... so I wrote it down and sealed it in an envelope... *looks all proud of himself*

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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-17 13:39:40 +0000 UTC]

ooooh fancy. well open it already.

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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-18 12:07:35 +0000 UTC]

fancy! yeah Ill say... no one else got one like mine... see the nice gold scroll work on each corner! *looks up to see a blank stare on both Ryan and Fuzz*

ok, ok... I get it... open it all ready.... got one of those knife thingies? I cant seem to find mine.

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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-18 13:41:58 +0000 UTC]

*pulls out massively gigantic sword that looks way to big to hold* i got one of these.

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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-18 16:58:36 +0000 UTC]

cool! *lays envelope on floor, takes three steps back, puts goggles on*

ok... ready!

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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-19 05:34:59 +0000 UTC]

*makes mad slashing attacks at envelope*

did i get it?

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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-21 13:21:58 +0000 UTC]

well.. um.. no. here... *moves envelope closer* that should work!

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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-21 13:52:44 +0000 UTC]

*makes one big sweep of sword*

that outta done it!

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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-21 15:17:22 +0000 UTC]

*looks for envelope*

huh.. i could have sworn I put it right there... now its gone!

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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-21 16:34:29 +0000 UTC]

Fuzz.. did you eat the envelope??

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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-21 19:27:51 +0000 UTC]

*looks at Fuzz's inocent eyes*

*then at shreded paper at his feet*

um... *points*

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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-23 13:16:47 +0000 UTC]

oh he opened it! good boy

wait.. wheres the contents?

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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-23 13:51:45 +0000 UTC]

*looks around*

not sure... *looks at fuzz making funny sharade like motions*

I think he's trying to tellus some thing!

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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-26 02:35:04 +0000 UTC]

*looks at fuzz*
What is it boy? Are ya trying to tell me something? Huh? What? What do you want?

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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-28 14:49:41 +0000 UTC]

*grabbs head*

*stabbing pain in back of head is too much to handle*

*falls to knees*

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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-03-01 00:18:26 +0000 UTC]

stop that Fuzz!

sorry he keeps confusing his telekenisis with telepathy and trys to talk to you but ends up squishing your brain

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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-03-01 14:08:46 +0000 UTC]

ow! my brain feels flat...

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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-03-03 01:27:33 +0000 UTC]

we could try to pump it back up if we had an air compressor

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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-03-03 14:03:25 +0000 UTC]

ok!...

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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-03-06 22:40:16 +0000 UTC]

do we have an air pump?

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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-03-07 14:22:09 +0000 UTC]

no... but look! we have a high pressure air line! *points to hose in corner*

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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-03-08 03:42:19 +0000 UTC]

oooh! i hear you blow up tires and stuff with those!
wanna try??

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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-03-08 13:44:47 +0000 UTC]

sure.. wich one would you like to try first? *points to parkinglot full of new cars*

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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-03-09 01:01:36 +0000 UTC]

*looks at the wall you're pointing at* um that is a solid wall...

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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-03-09 13:40:37 +0000 UTC]

*hands you two pare of virtual goggles* (one for fuzz)

try these... it lets you see byond the wall...

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