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# Comments
Comments: 1624
ProjectDarkling In reply to ??? [2005-02-02 01:38:39 +0000 UTC]
*sprays you with pineapple juice* mwahahaha!
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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-02 15:24:23 +0000 UTC]
*cough, cough* *sputter*
what the! ...
*hears fierce growling*
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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-02 23:57:30 +0000 UTC]
oh did i mention fuzz has an axe too?
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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-03 17:52:13 +0000 UTC]
*whimpers*
I think I need a change of underwear!
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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-04 05:56:09 +0000 UTC]
well dont be doing that here.. *fuzz pulls out camera*
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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-04 15:29:14 +0000 UTC]
*flash* *flash*
*blink, blink*
*rubbs eyes and staggers backwards tripping aand falling over convientientnly placed guarbage can*
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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-05 00:51:28 +0000 UTC]
NO! not another garbage can *goes to get fireaxe*
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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-05 11:25:56 +0000 UTC]
*thinks to self*
'man! I hope he doesnt miss!... its been a wile since he's done this...'
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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-07 01:02:27 +0000 UTC]
*swings the axe* THUNK!
umm... i dont think your going to be able to use your desk anymore....
try again shall we?
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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-07 13:45:24 +0000 UTC]
*muffled*
sure... what do i have to lose?
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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-08 03:33:32 +0000 UTC]
well since the axe didnt work we'll go to plan B.
*fuzz holds up something large and flaming*
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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-08 14:08:22 +0000 UTC]
*puts on fire retardant suit*
*whimpers*
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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-09 04:17:06 +0000 UTC]
*pulls the trash can off you arm*
now that wasnt so bad was it?
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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-09 14:49:06 +0000 UTC]
*sudden change of deminor*
i wasnt scared... *shifty eyes*
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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-10 02:01:59 +0000 UTC]
of course you werent *the desk cathces on fire* FUZZ!
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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-10 19:14:22 +0000 UTC]
well maybe just a little... *second desk catches fire*
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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-11 01:33:19 +0000 UTC]
you actually think i'd cleavve your arm off? *fifth desk catces on fire*
hears in the back of his head '1...2... 5! 3 sir not 5! oh. 3! *tosses holy hand grenade*'
*third desk catches on fire*
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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-11 14:53:00 +0000 UTC]
well... no... not exactly... mmm... the thought did cross my mind though...*pics up holy hand grenade and throws it further*
*points*
look Larry just went up in flames... *counts fingers* 1,2,3,4,5 thats desk # five!
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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-13 06:04:13 +0000 UTC]
does larry count as a desk? or do we just count the desks he sets on fire..
*picks up fuzz as desk 6 catches on fire*
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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-14 12:31:00 +0000 UTC]
since Larry just sits there i think we should concider him a desk... *indoor sprinkler system is set off* ...that way we can count all the dasks he sets on fire too!
*Pulls out umbrellas*
*Hands you and Fuz one*
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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-15 13:42:34 +0000 UTC]
*opens umbrella* aw no more fire *Fuzz pulls out flamethrower*
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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-15 14:57:51 +0000 UTC]
oh look! ...matching goggles too!
*hands face mask to Ryan* you may want this, the smoke is getting kind of thick.
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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-16 00:36:38 +0000 UTC]
*puts on mask and runs and jumps out a window*
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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-16 12:25:02 +0000 UTC]
*computer voice* end simulation...
*points and laughs* you two look so silly floundering on the floor like that! ha!
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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-17 03:40:41 +0000 UTC]
glad i can amuse you. now we're ready. you know what we have to do.
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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-17 12:21:30 +0000 UTC]
actually I knew I would forget... so I wrote it down and sealed it in an envelope... *looks all proud of himself*
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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-17 13:39:40 +0000 UTC]
ooooh fancy. well open it already.
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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-18 12:07:35 +0000 UTC]
fancy! yeah Ill say... no one else got one like mine... see the nice gold scroll work on each corner! *looks up to see a blank stare on both Ryan and Fuzz*
ok, ok... I get it... open it all ready.... got one of those knife thingies? I cant seem to find mine.
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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-18 13:41:58 +0000 UTC]
*pulls out massively gigantic sword that looks way to big to hold* i got one of these.
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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-18 16:58:36 +0000 UTC]
cool! *lays envelope on floor, takes three steps back, puts goggles on*
ok... ready!
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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-19 05:34:59 +0000 UTC]
*makes mad slashing attacks at envelope*
did i get it?
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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-21 13:21:58 +0000 UTC]
well.. um.. no. here... *moves envelope closer* that should work!
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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-21 13:52:44 +0000 UTC]
*makes one big sweep of sword*
that outta done it!
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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-21 15:17:22 +0000 UTC]
*looks for envelope*
huh.. i could have sworn I put it right there... now its gone!
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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-21 16:34:29 +0000 UTC]
Fuzz.. did you eat the envelope??
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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-21 19:27:51 +0000 UTC]
*looks at Fuzz's inocent eyes*
*then at shreded paper at his feet*
um... *points*
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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-23 13:16:47 +0000 UTC]
oh he opened it! good boy
wait.. wheres the contents?
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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-23 13:51:45 +0000 UTC]
*looks around*
not sure... *looks at fuzz making funny sharade like motions*
I think he's trying to tellus some thing!
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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-02-26 02:35:04 +0000 UTC]
*looks at fuzz*
What is it boy? Are ya trying to tell me something? Huh? What? What do you want?
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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-02-28 14:49:41 +0000 UTC]
*grabbs head*
*stabbing pain in back of head is too much to handle*
*falls to knees*
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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-03-01 00:18:26 +0000 UTC]
stop that Fuzz!
sorry he keeps confusing his telekenisis with telepathy and trys to talk to you but ends up squishing your brain
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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-03-01 14:08:46 +0000 UTC]
ow! my brain feels flat...
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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-03-03 01:27:33 +0000 UTC]
we could try to pump it back up if we had an air compressor
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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-03-07 14:22:09 +0000 UTC]
no... but look! we have a high pressure air line! *points to hose in corner*
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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-03-08 03:42:19 +0000 UTC]
oooh! i hear you blow up tires and stuff with those!
wanna try??
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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-03-08 13:44:47 +0000 UTC]
sure.. wich one would you like to try first? *points to parkinglot full of new cars*
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ProjectDarkling In reply to gz12wk [2005-03-09 01:01:36 +0000 UTC]
*looks at the wall you're pointing at* um that is a solid wall...
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gz12wk In reply to ProjectDarkling [2005-03-09 13:40:37 +0000 UTC]
*hands you two pare of virtual goggles* (one for fuzz)
try these... it lets you see byond the wall...
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