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SoftMachine09 [1075187] [] "Grimble Gromble"

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# Comments

Comments: 170

sXe-freak-show In reply to ??? [2005-01-07 02:17:06 +0000 UTC]

more like just pathetic. and i didn't say a ripped beatle.

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SoftMachine09 In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-07 02:46:02 +0000 UTC]

hehe, i know. i just like that pic.

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SoftMachine09 In reply to SoftMachine09 [2005-01-07 22:04:45 +0000 UTC]

hah, that reminds me. i love this pic of Ringo in his short shorts. XD
[link]

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sXe-freak-show In reply to SoftMachine09 [2005-01-07 03:11:05 +0000 UTC]

hah. weirdo.

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sXe-freak-show In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-07 23:18:47 +0000 UTC]

Damn straight.

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sXe-freak-show In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-08 22:59:59 +0000 UTC]

Those are called boxers, sweets.

Damn, that quote in your signature is by John Lennon? Oh well, the one I knew was 'Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity', so it's a bit different.

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sXe-freak-show In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-09 03:33:23 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha

WAIT, YOUR MOM READS WHAT YOU WRITE ON MSN? AH, SHIT! NOW WE GOTTA COME UP WITH A CODE! SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHICH ONE I AM, DOES SHE? *shifty eyes*

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sXe-freak-show In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-09 22:50:46 +0000 UTC]

damn. you should warn me. but doesn't she ask what pos means?

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sXe-freak-show In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-10 02:59:24 +0000 UTC]

haha. okies. just don't let her see the location of the orgy, ok?

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sXe-freak-show In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-11 03:01:45 +0000 UTC]

OH, I SHALL BE YOUR SLAVE FOREVER! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

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SoftMachine09 In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-11 03:33:44 +0000 UTC]

That's right bitch.

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sXe-freak-show In reply to SoftMachine09 [2005-01-11 03:43:25 +0000 UTC]

Uh huh, but first I want prove! Physical proof! That's right!

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sXe-freak-show In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-11 15:46:13 +0000 UTC]

haha ok!

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sXe-freak-show In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-20 02:10:41 +0000 UTC]

No pokeage. Fine. RAPE! ...*cough*

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sXe-freak-show In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-20 21:09:31 +0000 UTC]

Link doesn't work. Not sure if that was your intention or not... o.O

And I don't sleep, I sleep with ^^

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SoftMachine09 In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-21 01:06:01 +0000 UTC]

haha, omg, they removed my "tomorrow never knows" thingie and sent me a note saying a yiolated some code thing. i'm so bad.

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sXe-freak-show In reply to SoftMachine09 [2005-01-21 03:04:01 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah. What a closet rebel.

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SoftMachine09 In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-22 17:25:35 +0000 UTC]

That's right bitch.

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sXe-freak-show In reply to SoftMachine09 [2005-01-22 17:34:11 +0000 UTC]

Oh, go fuck a wishfish. ^^

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sXe-freak-show In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-23 16:27:43 +0000 UTC]

hah, you taste like it ^^

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sXe-freak-show In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-23 23:46:19 +0000 UTC]

And I like the taste of yours. ^^

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sXe-freak-show In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-24 22:49:10 +0000 UTC]

hah, me, you, JD, and *JD*. ^^

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sXe-freak-show In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-28 18:31:21 +0000 UTC]

Oh, damn. That boy could make the straightest man gay.

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sXe-freak-show In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-28 19:03:37 +0000 UTC]

You know what I mean.

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sXe-freak-show In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-30 23:12:25 +0000 UTC]

I.
HATE.
YOU.
DIE.
FIRST TELL ME WHAT HE SAID.
THEN YOU CAN DIE.
OR NOT.
I DON'T CARE.
but I still love you.
and you still suck.

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SoftMachine09 In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-30 21:50:43 +0000 UTC]

AHHH, omg!!!
I WAS ONLINE AND I WAS TALKING TO JESSICA AND SHE SAID D.J CAME OVER HER HOUSE WITH HIS MOM (apparently, his and her mom are friends) AND HE CAME ONLINE!!! AND HE TALKED TO ME!!! HAHA BITCH!

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SoftMachine09 In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-28 18:36:20 +0000 UTC]

or ...a girl very happy indeed.

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SoftMachine09 In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-27 03:45:37 +0000 UTC]

Ahh, righto, *J.D****
Hah, i saw him wearing a pink shirt when i came out of science class, btw. So Hot.

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SoftMachine09 In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-24 22:46:09 +0000 UTC]

heh, you're like an orgy in my mouth!

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SoftMachine09 In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-23 22:44:50 +0000 UTC]

You smell like sex. ^^

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SoftMachine09 In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-23 01:55:45 +0000 UTC]

haha, you smell like sunshine-dust.

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SoftMachine09 In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-20 03:50:35 +0000 UTC]

Ohh, oh, you did [link] . Bish.

...don't worry...you have to sleep some time..

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SoftMachine09 In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-20 01:38:34 +0000 UTC]

*pokeage* New topic.

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SoftMachine09 In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-11 14:34:27 +0000 UTC]

oh, don't worry, you will. first, that bitch has to send me the picture....BITCH PLEASE

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SoftMachine09 In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-11 02:13:07 +0000 UTC]

hehe, ok.

OMG, I HAVE THE GREATEST ACCESS TO D.J EVER! JESSICA HAS A PICTURE OF HIM AND I AM VERY PATIENTLY WAIITING FOR HER TO SEND IT TO ME.OMG, IM GOING TO SCREAM. I SAW IT AT HER HOUSE WHEN WE WERE DOING GEO.LORDIE LORDIE, YOU MUST LOVE ME ONCE I GET IT.

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SoftMachine09 In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-10 00:40:55 +0000 UTC]

well, whenever she comes in my room, i usually just minimize the msn chat thingie. and go back on licking jack.

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SoftMachine09 In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-09 21:17:52 +0000 UTC]

well, you put Rai in your name, so obviously...
ok, whenever my mom comes in the room, my friend and i have a code like, "POS" meaning (parent over shoulder).

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SoftMachine09 In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-09 02:16:16 +0000 UTC]

john's is better. I put it as my msn name, and my mom yelled at me for it.

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SoftMachine09 In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-08 22:42:12 +0000 UTC]

hehehe, i love my short shorts...

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SoftMachine09 In reply to sXe-freak-show [2005-01-07 22:02:50 +0000 UTC]

You know it, bitch!

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SoftMachine09 In reply to ??? [2005-01-06 18:01:28 +0000 UTC]

This is how ripped george ever got:

>[link]

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SoftMachine09 In reply to ??? [2005-01-06 17:56:34 +0000 UTC]

haha, i ripped beatle, that would be quite the sight. i think the only ripped beatl would probably be george, but he was skinny as hell and had a almost-visible 4-pack. it was quite pathetically hot.

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SoftMachine09 In reply to ??? [2005-01-05 19:52:17 +0000 UTC]

Admit it bitch. you want to fool around with a Beatle kid.

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SoftMachine09 In reply to ??? [2005-01-05 00:15:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh, you do that. Beatles=good genes.

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SoftMachine09 In reply to ??? [2005-01-03 22:17:54 +0000 UTC]

I should have been born after world war 2, so i can grow up with Elvis, and then when the 60s roll around, i can be the beatles groupie! it's so simple........all i need is a time machine.....
and i'll meet up with you in the 80s...doing.....whoring, i assume.

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SoftMachine09 In reply to ??? [2005-01-03 02:23:18 +0000 UTC]

Oh, how very true. It's almost, wrong.

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SoftMachine09 In reply to ??? [2005-01-02 00:04:26 +0000 UTC]

Ha! You wish.

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SoftMachine09 In reply to ??? [2004-12-30 05:32:20 +0000 UTC]

ew.


....HA! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE BEATLES! THEY'RE CHEEKY BRITISH MONKEYS!

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SoftMachine09 In reply to ??? [2004-12-29 05:03:34 +0000 UTC]

I Got Sims 2!!! XD

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sXe-freak-show In reply to ??? [2004-12-26 21:58:02 +0000 UTC]

...Right...

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