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"ass eaters express"
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Favourites: 9046; Deviations: 137; Watchers: 162
Watching: 765; Pageviews: 7650; Comments Made: 557; Friends: 765
# Comments
Comments: 309
That's OK. No need to answer that question. I was just a little bit curious.
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Thank you for watch >w<
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shitty fuck fuck dickhead - Michelle
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you better be here today u fuck i miss u
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sorry broham my mum thought it was colugbus
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Thank you kindly for the Watch! I really appreciate it.
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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Hey buddy ol pal, light of my life! Let's do an art trade
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wow what a wonderful idea. what do you want my buddy chum pal friend guy person
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Hmm.. How about some good old tf2 art. One of those mercs looking deliciously violent and gory. What would you like?
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one singular bunhun pls
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Oh hell yes. I was hoping you'd say that
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Thanks so much for the watch! I really appreciate it
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Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ . I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…
But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.
Anyway, thanks for the watch.
I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival. 
On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles . (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)
So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.
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Howdy! Thank you for watching my page and welcome to the fox family!
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woo im a furry now. yw bud enjoy your day.
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Hi! Thank you very much for the gave 
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norborblem, yous got some good stuffs.
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get these bot comments out of here dis is my baby tshirt baby i luv u you’re very epic and these favorite bots clutter ur page sad face
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Hey there! Just wanted to stop by and say thank you for the watch! I really appreciate your support!
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thanks for the fav
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best artist, best ever, best art, bestest person ever i luv u!! plz keep drawing forever baybe !!!
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stop being so cute n talented then stupid, it never stops!
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thats gay zack and you know it, stop.
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shut up i’ll fricken kiss u loser accept that you’re best artist ever super talented best boy
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get outta here, ur better. leave the premises now.
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i will murder u with love > : ( !!! how dare u deny that youre the art god!
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ur better, I willing stand-in defeat. stop bein a dork and accept that you're better.
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if im ur dork ur friend i DONT care bc ur art god and the more you deny the more i say it stinky
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asdfghjkl I'm going to vandalize your house asdfghjkl
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i like how ur keyboard smash is exactly the same thatd so cute wow
and I DARE YOU
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