aSimpleMoose In reply to ??? [2017-07-10 05:41:17 +0000 UTC]

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piixel-screams In reply to aSimpleMoose [2017-07-10 21:47:36 +0000 UTC]

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.

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aSimpleMoose In reply to piixel-screams [2017-07-10 22:27:59 +0000 UTC]

wyd

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aSimpleMoose In reply to ??? [2017-05-28 16:01:42 +0000 UTC]

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DancisoftheFilth In reply to aSimpleMoose [2017-07-09 21:07:19 +0000 UTC]

Eyyy 💛💛💛

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aSimpleMoose In reply to DancisoftheFilth [2017-07-09 21:10:04 +0000 UTC]

: ))

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Djpuplover In reply to aSimpleMoose [2017-06-25 07:28:27 +0000 UTC]

omg thank you for the favs ;v;

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aSimpleMoose In reply to Djpuplover [2017-06-25 07:34:03 +0000 UTC]

no problem !! your pixel art is super nice ^^ 

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Djpuplover In reply to aSimpleMoose [2017-06-26 11:34:42 +0000 UTC]

thank you ;v;

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doormattie In reply to aSimpleMoose [2017-05-30 01:39:57 +0000 UTC]

thank you for the fav!!

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aSimpleMoose In reply to doormattie [2017-05-30 01:42:39 +0000 UTC]

no problem : ))
your art is really nice aa

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doormattie In reply to aSimpleMoose [2017-05-30 01:43:23 +0000 UTC]

aaAAAAaa thank Y o U! !! ! ! 

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piixel-screams In reply to ??? [2017-05-12 17:28:51 +0000 UTC]

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aSimpleMoose In reply to piixel-screams [2017-05-12 17:30:37 +0000 UTC]

NO

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piixel-screams In reply to aSimpleMoose [2017-05-12 21:04:22 +0000 UTC]

WE'RE IN CLASS GET OFF DA

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aSimpleMoose In reply to piixel-screams [2017-05-15 20:58:11 +0000 UTC]

NOOOO

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AnonyMargay In reply to ??? [2017-04-02 16:23:46 +0000 UTC]

what the fucking fuck,, dA hasn't been giving me any notifications from you, anyways your art is looking great (as always), and wow heck you used my commission-thingie for your icon i'm d y i n g

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aSimpleMoose In reply to AnonyMargay [2017-04-02 16:42:39 +0000 UTC]

aaa thabk you )


and yes- i just really loved it and was like
"this would look cool if i did this with it"
I'm sorry i didn't think of this sooner but??
do you want me to credit you??

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AnonyMargay In reply to aSimpleMoose [2017-04-02 16:57:30 +0000 UTC]

nah it's fine lol

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aSimpleMoose In reply to AnonyMargay [2017-04-02 17:31:09 +0000 UTC]

okay ^^

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Skyesweets In reply to ??? [2017-04-01 05:42:33 +0000 UTC]

hELL you have really nice art too 
I'm jealous

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aSimpleMoose In reply to Skyesweets [2017-04-01 07:51:57 +0000 UTC]

aaa thank you !! 
but your art is like   x 10000

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GalacticCanine In reply to ??? [2017-01-13 00:21:36 +0000 UTC]

ohhellohello
i have come to thank you for the watching and the fave
that was very nice of you 
iwillbeleavingnow

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aSimpleMoose In reply to GalacticCanine [2017-01-13 01:09:14 +0000 UTC]

aa no problem 

and hey lol 

farewell 

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littIebirb In reply to ??? [2017-01-07 09:42:18 +0000 UTC]

as a fellow canadian i love your username

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aSimpleMoose In reply to littIebirb [2017-01-07 22:11:43 +0000 UTC]

heyy haha 

thanksss
and i love your username too ^^ 

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littIebirb In reply to aSimpleMoose [2017-01-07 22:43:53 +0000 UTC]

thank youuu haha

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aSimpleMoose In reply to littIebirb [2017-01-07 23:23:28 +0000 UTC]

no problem :^)) 

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aSimpleMoose In reply to Ange-ll-os [2016-11-26 15:24:25 +0000 UTC]

thank you !! ^^

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aSimpleMoose In reply to chicbean [2016-11-15 00:50:35 +0000 UTC]

oh dear

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