ZachtheFloatzel In reply to ??? [2014-06-08 20:46:35 +0000 UTC]

Where am i?....

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Doctorfoxwolf In reply to ZachtheFloatzel [2014-06-08 20:54:28 +0000 UTC]

Your in Narnia. By that I mean my gut.
I'll give you a moment to process that.

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ZachtheFloatzel In reply to Doctorfoxwolf [2014-06-08 20:57:53 +0000 UTC]

AAAAGH MY LEG!!..... *he pushes around* Someone help me! I've been hit and kidnapped!

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Doctorfoxwolf In reply to ZachtheFloatzel [2014-06-08 21:07:49 +0000 UTC]

*sigh*
If you move too much, the leg comes out of stasis, and as if anyone can hear you other than me. Do you know somewhere we can get you fixed up at?

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ZachtheFloatzel In reply to Doctorfoxwolf [2014-06-08 21:09:30 +0000 UTC]

Call an ambulance

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Doctorfoxwolf In reply to ZachtheFloatzel [2014-06-08 21:12:57 +0000 UTC]

Think for a few seconds.
They would need doctors themselves after seeing us.
Do you happen to know a guy that knows a guy?
If I tried to go to any medics at my base we would both would be killed.

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ZachtheFloatzel In reply to Doctorfoxwolf [2014-06-08 21:21:03 +0000 UTC]

Call an ambulance dammit!!

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Doctorfoxwolf In reply to ZachtheFloatzel [2014-06-08 21:22:12 +0000 UTC]

There's the problem of me being a valuable wanted criminal, thus no phone.

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ZachtheFloatzel In reply to Doctorfoxwolf [2014-06-08 21:23:21 +0000 UTC]

L-let me go! You're insane!!

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Doctorfoxwolf In reply to ZachtheFloatzel [2014-06-08 21:28:06 +0000 UTC]

True, but if I let you go you wouldn't survive long. I'm the good kind of insane. Unless rapists are involved, and killing them got my a bounty on my head.

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ZachtheFloatzel In reply to Doctorfoxwolf [2014-06-08 21:38:48 +0000 UTC]

*He squirms*

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Doctorfoxwolf In reply to ZachtheFloatzel [2014-06-08 21:47:19 +0000 UTC]

I won't object to that, and now that I'm thinking, I do know someone, but he's more likely to take your kidneys than fix you up. I could try, but I can't keep your leg in stasis and try to heal it at the same time... so unless you're fucking brilliant and know someone both trustworthy and doesn't ask, it'll take longer to find a new guy.

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ZachtheFloatzel In reply to Doctorfoxwolf [2014-06-08 21:53:18 +0000 UTC]

Hmmmm.... I might know one person but.. He's not too trustworthy either.

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Doctorfoxwolf In reply to ZachtheFloatzel [2014-06-08 21:54:44 +0000 UTC]

It's better than stolen kidneys, where is he?

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ZachtheFloatzel In reply to Doctorfoxwolf [2014-06-08 22:01:26 +0000 UTC]

How okay are good are you with keeping your eyes and mouth sewn together?

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Doctorfoxwolf In reply to ZachtheFloatzel [2014-06-08 22:03:25 +0000 UTC]

I have experience, why?

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ZachtheFloatzel In reply to Doctorfoxwolf [2014-06-08 22:16:11 +0000 UTC]

I'll tell you when we get there.

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Doctorfoxwolf In reply to ZachtheFloatzel [2014-06-08 22:18:07 +0000 UTC]

Alright, but what's your name? Mine's Wolfram.

(If you don't already know what it is/does, spend a few minutes googling "Wolfram")

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ZachtheFloatzel In reply to Doctorfoxwolf [2014-06-08 22:21:37 +0000 UTC]

(NOPE)
I'm Zach

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Doctorfoxwolf In reply to ZachtheFloatzel [2014-06-08 22:26:01 +0000 UTC]

(... Geddit? Wolf RAM? I'm horrible. It's an old name for tungsten, the tank of metals.)

Nice to meet you. You do whatever, or something.

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ZachtheFloatzel In reply to Doctorfoxwolf [2014-06-08 22:37:31 +0000 UTC]

Just hurry up!

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Doctorfoxwolf In reply to ZachtheFloatzel [2014-06-08 22:39:31 +0000 UTC]

All right! I don't have a needle and thread, if you do just stick them through the walls needle-first.

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ZachtheFloatzel In reply to Doctorfoxwolf [2014-06-08 22:48:40 +0000 UTC]

No! Th-That wont be nessecary. Just. Mo

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Doctorfoxwolf In reply to ZachtheFloatzel [2014-06-08 22:51:39 +0000 UTC]

Mo?

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ZachtheFloatzel In reply to Doctorfoxwolf [2014-06-08 22:58:31 +0000 UTC]

(I meant no dick. Duh.

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Doctorfoxwolf In reply to ZachtheFloatzel [2014-06-08 23:03:55 +0000 UTC]

So I'll just sit here until youdo what you're planning...

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ZachtheFloatzel In reply to Doctorfoxwolf [2014-06-08 23:08:38 +0000 UTC]

You have to take me to him first dummy!

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Doctorfoxwolf In reply to ZachtheFloatzel [2014-06-08 23:10:13 +0000 UTC]

You didn't tell me where he is!

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ZachtheFloatzel In reply to Doctorfoxwolf [2014-06-08 23:20:11 +0000 UTC]

If there's an alley anywhere in town he's probably in one of them

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Doctorfoxwolf In reply to ZachtheFloatzel [2014-06-08 23:21:47 +0000 UTC]

Alright,
*gets up and starts towards town*
SO will he approach me or do I have to say something to know I'm trustworthy?

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ZachtheFloatzel In reply to Doctorfoxwolf [2014-06-08 23:26:04 +0000 UTC]

When a guy comes at you holding a sewing needle and thread trying to sew your face together then you have found him

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Doctorfoxwolf In reply to ZachtheFloatzel [2014-06-08 23:32:32 +0000 UTC]

Well that's not hard to miss.
There he is.
HI!!

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ZachtheFloatzel In reply to Doctorfoxwolf [2014-06-08 23:39:32 +0000 UTC]

*???* Just need.... A little stitching... A cut here a stitch there... I can make you look better...

*it has on a black and purple striped sweater with comically long sleevesand his face cannot be seen because it is hidden under a hood but two large bright eyes can be*

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Doctorfoxwolf In reply to ZachtheFloatzel [2014-06-08 23:42:08 +0000 UTC]

We're here on different business, if you don't mind.

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ZachtheFloatzel In reply to Doctorfoxwolf [2014-06-08 23:54:29 +0000 UTC]

We're? You hear them too?

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Doctorfoxwolf In reply to ZachtheFloatzel [2014-06-08 23:55:46 +0000 UTC]

No, me and Zack, you know him?

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ZachtheFloatzel In reply to Doctorfoxwolf [2014-06-09 00:14:29 +0000 UTC]

(You spelled my name wrong. And it's in my name. IT'S IN MY NAME. CMERE I NEED TO STRANGLE YOU

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Doctorfoxwolf In reply to ZachtheFloatzel [2014-06-09 03:59:09 +0000 UTC]

(No.)
..../\__/\
...(  O.O  )
...\ <->  /
.....\ / \  /
---{/---\}-----

Do you know Zach? He's here with me.

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ZachtheFloatzel In reply to Doctorfoxwolf [2014-06-09 04:07:24 +0000 UTC]

Ahh... him.... What is it? 

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Doctorfoxwolf In reply to ZachtheFloatzel [2014-06-09 04:10:43 +0000 UTC]

He's injured and made it worse while I was... erm... helping him. His wound is now not getting worse, but it's not getting any better either and we need someone that can help him.

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ZachtheFloatzel In reply to Doctorfoxwolf [2014-06-09 04:19:05 +0000 UTC]

Hmmmm... Why should I help you? *He plays with the needle*

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Doctorfoxwolf In reply to ZachtheFloatzel [2014-06-09 04:25:36 +0000 UTC]

If you do, you get a Naga head.
If you don't, you have to deal with a guy that you have a very small chance of finding out one of the few ways I can die, and I have shit to do. Namely getting Zach another doc.

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ZachtheFloatzel In reply to Doctorfoxwolf [2014-06-09 04:48:18 +0000 UTC]

Hmmmm.... Not enough money was in that sentence.

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Doctorfoxwolf In reply to ZachtheFloatzel [2014-06-09 04:56:17 +0000 UTC]

You must not know how expensive Naga heads are.

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ZachtheFloatzel In reply to Doctorfoxwolf [2014-06-09 14:34:06 +0000 UTC]

Add an extra thousand and I'll use anesthetics.

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Doctorfoxwolf In reply to ZachtheFloatzel [2014-06-09 22:08:28 +0000 UTC]

Done. Might as well do something with cash.
Let's get going, shall we?

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ZachtheFloatzel In reply to Doctorfoxwolf [2014-06-09 22:48:35 +0000 UTC]

Fine... Give him to me

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Doctorfoxwolf In reply to ZachtheFloatzel [2014-06-09 22:55:40 +0000 UTC]

Okay just a sec.
*starts to "retrieve" you*

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ZachtheFloatzel In reply to Doctorfoxwolf [2014-06-09 22:57:06 +0000 UTC]

Uhhhnnn...

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Doctorfoxwolf In reply to ZachtheFloatzel [2014-06-09 23:10:26 +0000 UTC]

...Hggnn...

I always feel so much lighter after doing that.

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