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............ *facepalm* do it to Hayden x'DD
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omfg
wait does he even come online anymore
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Not often, but I can ask him to get online
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ERR MMAH GERDER!! MERDER FERDERR!!
HURLY BURTMERN SHART!
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ЭТО УЛИЧНАЯ МАГИЯ,ЧУВАК,ТЕБЕ НЕ ПОНЯТЬ
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o noez!!!111!!111oneone i-i-i-it's-!
its spoderman
get outta hea will ya1?!!/!1?! im tryna b dramatick
o ur no fun
AHEM... i-it's--!
IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!
o fuk dis sheet i quit
o dont b an fagit
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There was once an ugly n00b named Herman ( <---- That's His selfie) He was in a town with just himself.... 
<<< an NPC's home (looks like sh3t m8)
<------ Herman sailing
He said "Hi" in a friendly way he could to the La'ers
The La'ers say Go away ugly fu*ker!
What am I doing so wrong?
Traitor! Get off La Land!
Uh oh! I'm on the loose!
(They thought they were the leader from the 1979 days of la land being ruled by a noob)
At home at an abandoned city (lol town to city cause he likes to travel)
He watched pornos on his computer he always takes with him (including his computer charger)
He clicked on the link and watched some pornos
(If your not mature enough then, go there -----> )
Here is what he fapped too
(But how does he have wifi if it's an abandoned town?)
(Find out yourself my laddie. 
1 hour of fapping to porn later...
He was going to go on a diet but
Instead... He fapped for another hour.
:thumb485144949: <----- Shrek for Halloween
(This time it ain't censored. Ok? )
(Please don't ban me
(Wait! Chainmaillllllll!!!) 
There was a girl named Lucy
Scroll up ye wuss you forgot something
(Now you ready?)
(There you go. At least thank me ye fagit! )
After all that fapping. He went to a food market with expired chips and food.
He took the chips and ran away like an idiot as fast as he could.
He ate the expired chips that expired 2 years ago. Ewe
Oh no! He has been caught by the Potato god raeping a potato!
He was killed and never to be seen again.
<---- His chopped off head
<---- The head holder
(The end. Happy? Now go do whatever you want.)
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don't mind him, he's just dolan
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damn...i don't want him carrying me...
HE MIGHT SQUEEZE ME TO DEATH
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