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"When you need drastic measures"
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# Comments
Comments: 1164
OH RLY
theres a spoi behind you
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HEH
I'm sitting on a couch
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WELL THEN
the couch is a spy
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DEM COUCH
is your father
im suffocating your father
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wow that people are still responding to this
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Then why not bunch it up into one message instead of stretching?
I like the idea but stretching the message
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:iconsaysend: I SHALL WATCH THIS PAINT DRY without ing AT ALL!!!
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I SHALL WATCH THIS PAINT DRY without ing AT ALL!!!
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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!
Once you start reading this, you cannot turn back.
I’M NOT JOKING ABOUT THIS!! KEEP ON READING!!
One day, Laura was surfing the internet. She was just looking at her favorite pages when all of a sudden a new tab opened up. She was confused, since she didn’t click on any link whatsoever. The tab didn’t show anything, just a white screen. When she tried to close the tab, nothing happened. She kept pressing the X to close it, but instead the tab turned to full size. Suddenly, the white screen of the tab turned completely black. It wasn’t only the tab screen that turned black, all the button and everything else on her screen did the same. Even her mouse disappeared off the screen. After a little while, she decided to turn her computer off because she simply thought it was broken. She made a big mistake. Out of nowhere, a full screen picture of her mother appeared on the black screen. As she looked at it, she could see that the pictures eyes slowly started bleeding. The longer she stared at it, the more frightening the picture became, until the picture resembled death itself. The speakers of her computer suddenly let out an extremely loud screaming noise. Laura covered her ears, but it didn’t help a single thing. She tried to leave her room, but the door didn’t budge when she tried to open it. The screaming noise just kept getting louder until it was too much for her…
Laura’s dead body was found later in her room when her dad returned home from his work…
Copy and paste this message 15 other plz accounts in less than 2 hours or you shall have the same fate as Laura did… plz forgive me
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*grabs prussia and runs* EWWEEHEEHEHWHEBSNAKDNXH
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Copy and paste this message to ELEPHANT people or I'll fucking kill you myself in your sleep. It doesn't matter how many people simultaneously read this, I'll fucking kill you with a golden jewel-encrusted dildo. 'Nuff said.
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Did you send it to ELEPHANT people?
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Expect me in your room tonight. With the Holy Hand Grenade and the Royal Dildo of Orgsamia.
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Copy and paste this message 45968426562759876438754329785846398754369783546820986 other plz accounts in less than 1 nanosecond or you shall have the same fate as Laura did
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OH MY GOD THE MANY-ANGLED ONES HAVE DESCENDED TO FEAST ON THE MINDS OF MEN! RUN!
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Jesus christ, how horrifying.
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yep its about 45 Faceplams
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