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oopzig [4204783] [] "I wait I watch"

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# Comments

Comments: 166

oopzig In reply to ??? [2008-08-30 00:59:44 +0000 UTC]

so are you and u Know who still together

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Author-by-Night In reply to oopzig [2008-08-30 02:57:45 +0000 UTC]

I mean seriously mon, read my journal lately?

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oopzig In reply to Author-by-Night [2008-08-30 09:10:59 +0000 UTC]

no it bo quite honest and i apologize to any of my friends who read this and get offended i dont read anyones journal

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Author-by-Night In reply to oopzig [2008-08-30 17:18:00 +0000 UTC]

So I figured.

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Author-by-Night In reply to oopzig [2008-08-30 02:47:43 +0000 UTC]

Yes, unless "you-know-who" wants to say otherwise.

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oopzig In reply to Author-by-Night [2008-08-30 09:09:57 +0000 UTC]

as far as i know she has nothing to the contrary

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Author-by-Night In reply to oopzig [2008-08-30 17:21:36 +0000 UTC]

Then definitely.

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Oncax In reply to ??? [2008-08-25 21:48:36 +0000 UTC]

>D Agreed!

Vampires kick Lycans Butts!

Especially Meyer's vampires.

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oopzig In reply to Oncax [2008-08-31 07:29:47 +0000 UTC]

definatly not lycanthropy shall reign and im not talken (to u) about just the wolves

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Ch1b1-Otaku-kun [2008-08-21 20:46:50 +0000 UTC]

yay i have found u oopzig and shall eat u for this BWAHAHAHAHAHAHgh gh gh
sorry cough
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
feed me to mr. fluffykins eh i ate him
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABaaaaaaahaaaaahaaa
you shall pay

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oopzig In reply to Ch1b1-Otaku-kun [2008-08-22 10:54:09 +0000 UTC]

hola chibi

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oopzig [2008-07-30 23:54:26 +0000 UTC]

I have officially started posting my spore creations

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oopzig [2008-06-23 13:25:59 +0000 UTC]

ANDY I HATH OWNED YOU

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Author-by-Night [2008-06-23 00:45:58 +0000 UTC]

What did you say those last three comments?

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D'oh! I gave away my position...

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oopzig In reply to Author-by-Night [2008-06-23 01:09:30 +0000 UTC]

hehe i dont know its confusing!

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Author-by-Night In reply to oopzig [2008-06-23 01:18:35 +0000 UTC]

Ivisibly fleeing!

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oopzig In reply to Author-by-Night [2008-06-23 02:22:08 +0000 UTC]

syrup is sticky my waffles have syrup bombers

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Author-by-Night In reply to oopzig [2008-06-23 02:35:50 +0000 UTC]

Andy I have Escape Plan Gamma. You won't even KNOW how I got away.

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oopzig In reply to Author-by-Night [2008-06-23 02:41:18 +0000 UTC]

I have psionic master waffles they can read your thoughts like a coka cola add

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Author-by-Night In reply to oopzig [2008-06-23 02:52:43 +0000 UTC]

Too late. I'm already gone.

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oopzig In reply to Author-by-Night [2008-06-23 03:21:14 +0000 UTC]

psionic portals

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Author-by-Night In reply to oopzig [2008-06-23 03:26:24 +0000 UTC]

You've already been owned by Sephirwaf.

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oopzig In reply to Author-by-Night [2008-06-23 13:05:35 +0000 UTC]

dude he lives at my house as my student

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Author-by-Night In reply to oopzig [2008-06-23 13:29:41 +0000 UTC]

No, that's only his stunt double.

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oopzig In reply to Author-by-Night [2008-06-23 15:04:02 +0000 UTC]

i killed his stunt doubles years ago

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Author-by-Night In reply to oopzig [2008-06-23 15:22:50 +0000 UTC]

The real Sephirwaf is ten feet from me, crystalized in syrup.

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oopzig In reply to Author-by-Night [2008-06-25 23:27:10 +0000 UTC]

if he betrays me he will be

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Drakeclaw [2008-06-17 03:16:11 +0000 UTC]

You wouldn't happen to be into D&D would you or something?

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oopzig In reply to Drakeclaw [2008-06-17 09:58:20 +0000 UTC]

yes yes I would

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Author-by-Night In reply to oopzig [2008-06-20 02:55:58 +0000 UTC]

D&D FTW!

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oopzig In reply to Author-by-Night [2008-06-20 09:43:29 +0000 UTC]

definetly

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Author-by-Night In reply to oopzig [2008-06-20 16:49:33 +0000 UTC]

Roll a Fortitude Save, DC 23. If you fail, you take 26 d6 points of damage. If you succeed you take 5 d6. If that makes you hit 0 hit points, you just became a small clump of dust.

MWAHAHA, BEWARE MY 13th LVL WIZARD "DISINTEGRATE" SPELL!

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oopzig In reply to Author-by-Night [2008-06-21 15:18:01 +0000 UTC]

(cowers in fear)

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Author-by-Night In reply to oopzig [2008-06-21 23:28:30 +0000 UTC]

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oopzig In reply to Author-by-Night [2008-06-22 15:06:11 +0000 UTC]

I got my eye on you well 5973 to be exact

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Author-by-Night In reply to oopzig [2008-06-22 16:01:33 +0000 UTC]

Is the other 5000+ eyes your waffle army watching me? I will Fireball them into oblivion! RAWR!

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oopzig In reply to Author-by-Night [2008-06-22 22:00:19 +0000 UTC]

they are fire proof even though the spell explodes in a 30ft radius

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Author-by-Night In reply to oopzig [2008-06-22 22:10:46 +0000 UTC]

Your army is INSIGNIFICANT compared to my power!

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oopzig In reply to Author-by-Night [2008-06-22 22:12:03 +0000 UTC]

pffft thousands have said the same

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Author-by-Night In reply to oopzig [2008-06-22 22:32:51 +0000 UTC]

rue. But only one of them is named Aktar Sygnus III! (Wizard's name)

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oopzig In reply to Author-by-Night [2008-06-23 00:27:24 +0000 UTC]

wait what

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Author-by-Night In reply to oopzig [2008-06-22 22:10:02 +0000 UTC]

Ok then, Cones of Cold, Chain Lightnings, Magic Missiles, Otiluke's Freezing Spheres, Ice Storms, Evard's Black Tentacles, Summon Monster III's (HellHounds), Rays of Frost, and finally a Limited Wish that all the surviving waffles were pralyzed and covered in Maple Syrup. Munch time!!!

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oopzig In reply to Author-by-Night [2008-06-22 22:11:35 +0000 UTC]

every one has an anti magic field

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Author-by-Night In reply to oopzig [2008-06-22 22:39:12 +0000 UTC]

Besides, I countered it when you cast it.

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oopzig In reply to Author-by-Night [2008-06-23 00:07:03 +0000 UTC]

i dident cast its a innate waffle ability

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Author-by-Night In reply to oopzig [2008-06-23 00:16:38 +0000 UTC]

Oh... hadn't counted on that... uhhh... In that case, I cast invisibility and run for my life.

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kurai8 In reply to Author-by-Night [2008-06-23 03:19:31 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I can pretty much see why you reacted like that. Just think. I have to deal with him all the time.

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oopzig In reply to Author-by-Night [2008-06-23 00:27:00 +0000 UTC]

i dance and invite you to dinner

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Author-by-Night In reply to oopzig [2008-06-22 22:33:37 +0000 UTC]

Which wouldn't block Limited Wish.
Time for a waffle dinner, says I.

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oopzig In reply to Author-by-Night [2008-06-23 00:27:55 +0000 UTC]

mt soldiers only allow themselves to be eaten for breakfast

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