starry-patronus In reply to ??? [2016-12-29 22:40:29 +0000 UTC]

venom snake rubbing his face with doritos

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plzinsertname1 In reply to starry-patronus [2016-12-29 22:42:27 +0000 UTC]

But why? D:

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starry-patronus In reply to plzinsertname1 [2016-12-30 00:37:39 +0000 UTC]

why not : D

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plzinsertname1 In reply to starry-patronus [2016-12-30 00:39:33 +0000 UTC]

Two reasons

1) Doritos hadn't been invented at that point in history.
2) If the sodium powder gets in your eyes or in a wound, it'll sting like a bitch : D

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starry-patronus In reply to plzinsertname1 [2016-12-30 00:40:46 +0000 UTC]

you realise this isn't real right... its a joke so chill tf out

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plzinsertname1 In reply to starry-patronus [2016-12-30 00:42:21 +0000 UTC]

I know, I know

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starry-patronus In reply to plzinsertname1 [2016-12-30 00:47:53 +0000 UTC]

no you were FREAKING OUT like ants in your pants freaking out

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plzinsertname1 In reply to starry-patronus [2016-12-30 00:48:27 +0000 UTC]

I was kidding Star XD

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starry-patronus In reply to plzinsertname1 [2016-12-30 00:49:25 +0000 UTC]

MATE I KNOW omg o v o

also enlighten me on sodium powder. i haven't done chemistry in years. wasn't my strong point

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plzinsertname1 In reply to starry-patronus [2016-12-30 00:51:10 +0000 UTC]

Not sure about its major uses, but sodium is in that salty flavouring you see on crisps, Doritos and things.

It's also a component in salt (Sodium Chloride)

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starry-patronus In reply to plzinsertname1 [2016-12-30 00:57:01 +0000 UTC]

ohhh i get it. like the expression rubbing salt on a wound |D
venom still wouldn't care lmao

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plzinsertname1 In reply to starry-patronus [2016-12-30 00:58:13 +0000 UTC]

Bet it'd hurt if it got under his eyepatch...

Also, I promised myself an early night (1AM is early for me, ok?) so I'ma hit the sack. See ya later.

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starry-patronus In reply to plzinsertname1 [2016-12-30 01:04:48 +0000 UTC]

owchie > <
okay have a good night :0 !! 

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starry-patronus In reply to ??? [2016-12-28 20:55:15 +0000 UTC]

I NEED A DOCTOR

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plzinsertname1 In reply to starry-patronus [2016-12-28 20:56:52 +0000 UTC]

Is it serious? D:

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starry-patronus In reply to plzinsertname1 [2016-12-28 21:01:43 +0000 UTC]

oh nothing i was just listening to i need a doctor by eminem ~

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plzinsertname1 In reply to starry-patronus [2016-12-28 21:04:56 +0000 UTC]

):< 
Silly Star, you almost scared me

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starry-patronus In reply to plzinsertname1 [2016-12-28 21:06:44 +0000 UTC]

>;3c
silly mike, you're so gullible ~

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plzinsertname1 In reply to starry-patronus [2016-12-28 21:09:22 +0000 UTC]

Well then.
Haven't heard ya chat about Eminem in a while. The return is nigh?

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starry-patronus In reply to plzinsertname1 [2016-12-28 21:11:41 +0000 UTC]

haaaah ~
i'm ALWAYS chatting about my boy em
it's just not always on da

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plzinsertname1 In reply to starry-patronus [2016-12-28 21:18:35 +0000 UTC]

'Kay. Want a mince pie? *flings a mince pie at you*

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starry-patronus In reply to plzinsertname1 [2016-12-28 21:52:09 +0000 UTC]

ew no

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plzinsertname1 In reply to starry-patronus [2016-12-28 22:02:45 +0000 UTC]

Don't like 'em...?

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starry-patronus In reply to plzinsertname1 [2016-12-28 22:03:48 +0000 UTC]

no lmao i never tried em and i always thought they used REAL mince wtf

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plzinsertname1 In reply to starry-patronus [2016-12-28 22:04:30 +0000 UTC]

They did, back in the olden days. But they're pretty nice.

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starry-patronus In reply to plzinsertname1 [2016-12-28 22:06:10 +0000 UTC]

still,, no thanks .-.

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bear48 In reply to ??? [2016-10-17 20:19:53 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHNczN…

:sqee: :sqee: :sqee: :sqee:

Thank you for the fine Camelidae

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plzinsertname1 In reply to bear48 [2016-10-17 22:28:11 +0000 UTC]

This is the most flamboyant thank you message I have ever received. I'm sorry that I can't equal it in grace...

But, no worries mate

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starry-patronus In reply to ??? [2016-09-26 23:55:02 +0000 UTC]

do you have a tumblr ??? if you dont you need to make one stat

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plzinsertname1 In reply to starry-patronus [2016-09-26 23:55:49 +0000 UTC]

Afraid not. Why do you ask?

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starry-patronus In reply to plzinsertname1 [2016-09-26 23:57:46 +0000 UTC]

cos you need one. you know what it is right ?? 

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plzinsertname1 In reply to starry-patronus [2016-09-26 23:58:46 +0000 UTC]

*tilts head* ...It's a website.

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starry-patronus In reply to plzinsertname1 [2016-09-27 00:00:15 +0000 UTC]

no shit sherlock. . .

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plzinsertname1 In reply to starry-patronus [2016-09-27 00:02:00 +0000 UTC]

So why do I need an account, Watson?

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starry-patronus In reply to plzinsertname1 [2016-09-27 00:05:14 +0000 UTC]

idk cos i have one, most of my friends do so why shouldn't you ?? c: you can follow your fave blogs and reblog almost anything. i've just gotten back into tumblr after a couple of months and got a new theme done !! you should totes make one soon it will be fun

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plzinsertname1 In reply to starry-patronus [2016-09-27 00:06:54 +0000 UTC]

OK, sure. I'll get on it when I have a chance.

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starry-patronus In reply to plzinsertname1 [2016-09-27 00:10:28 +0000 UTC]

i'm sure you will like it - it takes time getting used to but once that happens then you get sucked in - ive been blogging since 2013. and if you need help with anything then just ask o w o b

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plzinsertname1 In reply to starry-patronus [2016-09-27 00:12:26 +0000 UTC]

I just hope nothing bad happens. Sounds weird, but the internet has hurt me in the past, all 'cause I joined a new site. That's why I'm wary these days.

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starry-patronus In reply to plzinsertname1 [2016-09-27 00:15:21 +0000 UTC]

well nothing bad has happened to me over at tumblr and i can't speak for yourself but i dont think ??? bad things will happen ?? just keep out of drama is all i can advise (not like you're the sort to step into drama anyway haha) but tumblr's cool !!! i'll keep ya safe

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plzinsertname1 In reply to starry-patronus [2016-09-27 00:17:17 +0000 UTC]

Oh good, I get to hide behind you like you're my mommy.

-25 masculinity points.
+10 internet points.

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starry-patronus In reply to plzinsertname1 [2016-09-27 00:19:15 +0000 UTC]

yes it's called looking out for each other

+10 win points
+20 friend points

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plzinsertname1 In reply to starry-patronus [2016-09-27 00:21:02 +0000 UTC]

*takes out a revolver and shoots a creep sneaking up behind you*

I saved you, buddy \^o^/

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starry-patronus In reply to plzinsertname1 [2016-09-27 15:10:25 +0000 UTC]

i couldve kicked his ass anyway = w = but thanks buddy ( =´∀｀)人(´∀｀= )

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plzinsertname1 In reply to starry-patronus [2016-09-27 15:34:07 +0000 UTC]

Of course you could have : D I'm just covering fire.

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starry-patronus In reply to ??? [2016-09-11 01:28:41 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu5LL2… yeah i'm gonna need a min to recover

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plzinsertname1 In reply to starry-patronus [2016-09-11 10:51:34 +0000 UTC]

Sit right down, I'll getcha a cup of tea
Don't worry, the first one's for free
Take a sip, taste it then you'll see
You don't need Eminem, you just need me.





....Like it? (:

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starry-patronus In reply to plzinsertname1 [2016-09-11 21:12:03 +0000 UTC]

omg ur cute stop 😂😂

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plzinsertname1 In reply to starry-patronus [2016-09-11 21:16:08 +0000 UTC]

I'm not that cute...but go on

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starry-patronus In reply to plzinsertname1 [2016-09-11 21:21:18 +0000 UTC]

no but srsly what did you think of that cypher ???

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plzinsertname1 In reply to starry-patronus [2016-09-11 21:21:44 +0000 UTC]

Didn't watch it. *shot*

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