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AskGayZalgo In reply to ??? [2013-01-10 01:28:11 +0000 UTC]

oh, do you hold dominion somewhere, hun?

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Ask-Lonliness In reply to AskGayZalgo [2013-01-13 13:24:02 +0000 UTC]

No, I don't hold no dominion or something :3. But, I have witness a lot of attacks of your army against your will on my field <<. Although, I'm one of your minion. And we pasta have created a law: "No one of us, is allowed to kill anybody". This law hasn't been undersigned yet. Don't you think that you should do rule a bit more aggressive ?
You need more control over your armies. Your different dimension self, tried to rescue all of us, but he dropped all of us in war. A war which he couldn't even win, but he kept fighting. He also separated himself in order to keep your army of the sleepless death as secret. There had been a lot of things going wrong since you have slept that long.

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AskGayZalgo In reply to Ask-Lonliness [2013-01-27 13:22:12 +0000 UTC]

... i have an army? wtf this is news to me lol oh, unless you just mean my followers or something... but shit, sweetheart, i haven't been a strict deity in fucking centuries... sorry to say, hun, but it's kind of hard to be a deity of chaos and keep a short leash on your followers at the same time. so... i dunno, i guess i just let them do whatever the fuck they want now. i'm sorry to hear about the other me, though. i can understand his position.

but... i do have one thing to say. never make a law not to kill anybody. laws like that are always broken. focus on making laws that can actually be upheld.

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Ask-Lonliness In reply to AskGayZalgo [2013-01-30 16:20:46 +0000 UTC]

Wait... you didn't even know that you have a army ?... Eh Zalgo ?... eh... have you drunken to much alcohol or something ?.. I was chased by zombies which yelled your name all the time o.o~ What happened to the order `?

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AskGayZalgo In reply to Ask-Lonliness [2013-02-03 12:25:39 +0000 UTC]

sweetheart, i think you might be more familiar with another version of me. lol as far as i know, i don't have an order or an army or what the fuck ever. i just have my followers. i mean, fuck, if they're killing in my name, that's great shit, but there's no formal anything. i don't have time for that shit.

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AskTails-Exe In reply to ??? [2012-12-24 04:51:03 +0000 UTC]

..Here,...I Know It Don't Help That Much..But I Wanted To Cheer You Up 8c
[link]

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AskGayZalgo In reply to AskTails-Exe [2012-12-24 04:52:42 +0000 UTC]

omfg that is fucking precious. thank you so much, honey, this cheered me up a lot.

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AskTails-Exe In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 04:55:09 +0000 UTC]

^-^ Im Glad. I Worked Hard On The Horns. I Hear You Are Very Proud Of Them.:3 I Wanted It All To Look Nice^^

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AskGayZalgo In reply to AskTails-Exe [2012-12-24 05:07:03 +0000 UTC]

i am proud of them... my horns are one of the most fabulous parts of me! but yeah, hun, it looks stunning.

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AskTails-Exe In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 05:16:53 +0000 UTC]

Thank You :3 And..They Really Are :3

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I-am-Slender-Man In reply to ??? [2012-12-24 04:06:26 +0000 UTC]

Hey there sexy thing

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AskGayZalgo In reply to I-am-Slender-Man [2012-12-24 04:23:37 +0000 UTC]

... lemme ask you something. have you got liquor? like, strong shit?

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I-am-Slender-Man In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 04:31:01 +0000 UTC]

No......I just find you very attractive and inspiration. Problem?

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AskGayZalgo In reply to I-am-Slender-Man [2012-12-24 04:32:56 +0000 UTC]

fuck. i was hoping you had liquor. i wanted some.

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I-am-Slender-Man In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 04:34:44 +0000 UTC]

I tried liquor once in my life and I'd rather not do it again...

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AskGayZalgo In reply to I-am-Slender-Man [2012-12-24 04:35:14 +0000 UTC]

... oh... sorry, honey, i didn't know you had a history with it.

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I-am-Slender-Man In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 04:37:15 +0000 UTC]

So umm.....I guess I would ask how are you, yes?

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AskGayZalgo In reply to I-am-Slender-Man [2012-12-24 04:38:05 +0000 UTC]

... heh... guess you could, but you might not like what you hear. i'm not in the best of moods, to be totally honest.

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I-am-Slender-Man In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 04:42:03 +0000 UTC]

Oh...very well. I will leave, and perhaps speak with you when you are feeling better.

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AskGayZalgo In reply to I-am-Slender-Man [2012-12-24 04:51:39 +0000 UTC]

heh... i'll feel better when i can find my boyfriend, honey.

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I-am-Slender-Man In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 04:52:59 +0000 UTC]

You have a boyfriend?

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AskGayZalgo In reply to I-am-Slender-Man [2012-12-24 05:05:34 +0000 UTC]

... well... i did before i fell asleep, at least. hopefully, i still do.

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I-am-Slender-Man In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 05:06:31 +0000 UTC]

Oh.. I see.

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AskGayZalgo In reply to I-am-Slender-Man [2012-12-24 05:18:23 +0000 UTC]

mhm. figured you wouldn't like that news too much.

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I-am-Slender-Man In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 05:20:01 +0000 UTC]

I can move on.

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AskGayZalgo In reply to I-am-Slender-Man [2012-12-24 05:22:42 +0000 UTC]

... i still wouldn't mind talking to you. i mean, hell, you seem nice enough.

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I-am-Slender-Man In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 05:23:12 +0000 UTC]

Nice? Ha, well thank you.

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AskGayZalgo In reply to I-am-Slender-Man [2012-12-24 05:29:56 +0000 UTC]

lol no problem.

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KaveeyarKV In reply to ??? [2012-12-22 05:27:49 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry, it sucks >n<
deviantART muro drawing

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AskGayZalgo In reply to KaveeyarKV [2012-12-22 05:32:38 +0000 UTC]

oh my fucking me. honey, that does not suck, that is fucking precious. thanks, sweetheart, i love it.

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KaveeyarKV In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-22 05:38:42 +0000 UTC]

Thanks ^^ I guess, but it's not the best i can do ... thissss> [link]

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AskGayZalgo In reply to KaveeyarKV [2012-12-22 05:43:38 +0000 UTC]

hell, it's loads better than anything i can do. lol <3
hell fucking yes. thanks, hun.

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KaveeyarKV In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-22 07:11:49 +0000 UTC]

btw, when's your birthday? :3

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AskGayZalgo In reply to KaveeyarKV [2012-12-24 03:51:44 +0000 UTC]

january first. i began when the world did.

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KaveeyarKV In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 04:15:19 +0000 UTC]

oh, ok Thanks ^^

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AskGayZalgo In reply to KaveeyarKV [2012-12-24 04:15:58 +0000 UTC]

no problem.

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ShaddowGirl21 In reply to ??? [2012-12-03 01:48:38 +0000 UTC]

Hi zalgo, im back on DA agein

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AskGayZalgo In reply to ShaddowGirl21 [2012-12-22 05:03:45 +0000 UTC]

hey hun, welcome back.

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Frost-Paw123 In reply to ??? [2012-12-02 08:46:17 +0000 UTC]

*stops rolling all over your page and stalks the comments*...

Sounds like something happened with Liu,eh?

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AskGayZalgo In reply to Frost-Paw123 [2012-12-22 05:04:12 +0000 UTC]

it's news to you as much as it is to me, hun, i only just woke up... fucking hell, i hope liu's okay.

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I-am-Slender-Man In reply to ??? [2012-11-11 03:06:12 +0000 UTC]

Hey sexy.

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AskGayZalgo In reply to I-am-Slender-Man [2012-12-22 05:04:43 +0000 UTC]

... ///////// fucking--

i can't come back to a comment like this right after i woke up, fuck.

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I-am-Slender-Man In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-22 05:07:06 +0000 UTC]

It's true.

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AskGayZalgo In reply to I-am-Slender-Man [2012-12-22 05:20:31 +0000 UTC]

i... i mean, i know i am, but... ff... fucking hell. //////;;;

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I-am-Slender-Man In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-22 05:23:27 +0000 UTC]

Do you not like me?

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AskGayZalgo In reply to I-am-Slender-Man [2012-12-22 05:26:23 +0000 UTC]

no, no, that's not it, i just...

okay, see, i've been sleeping for, like... six months straight, and i can't... like, i'm not... my minds didn't...

augh fuck it nevermind. i do like you, i just can't fucking think right now.

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I-am-Slender-Man In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-22 05:27:32 +0000 UTC]

Oh okay...

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AskGayZalgo In reply to I-am-Slender-Man [2012-12-22 05:31:00 +0000 UTC]

yeah, sorry, um... fuck, maybe i should just start over. hi.

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I-am-Slender-Man In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-22 05:32:25 +0000 UTC]

Hello.

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AskGayZalgo In reply to I-am-Slender-Man [2012-12-22 05:34:03 +0000 UTC]

... /////// *seems to get mad at himself, but shrugs it away*

um... how are things?

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