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# Comments
Comments: 180
bbb35 In reply to ??? [2014-09-15 15:50:05 +0000 UTC]
Vanessa: Ruby, put your jacket on! No goddaughter of mine is gonna freeze to death on the front lawn, where the neighbors can point and stare, more than they usually do.
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BasilNotes In reply to bbb35 [2014-09-16 02:40:59 +0000 UTC]
Ruby: Bash why are you leaning towards me with that weird look in your eyes?
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bbb35 In reply to BasilNotes [2014-09-17 19:10:18 +0000 UTC]
Vanessa: I don’t think I can stand it much longer! My body feels like a Corvette up on blocks with its engine racin’, the wheels just spinnin’ and spinnin’ with nowhere to go! I feel like I’m gonna EXPLODE! Lee, you have to help me, you have to do somethin’…
Lee: Honey, there’s nothing I can do, so get that look out of your eye and let go of my hand.
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bbb35 In reply to ??? [2014-08-29 00:15:30 +0000 UTC]
Vanessa: Don't be silly, Lee couldn't get the part. The Movie we're doing calls for a woman to play a Cat-Villainess. You have to be agile, graceful and sensual.
Lee: You're right, Vanessa. How could I possibly complete with you? You've given some of your finest performances in back alleys.
Vanessa: Lee Ping, I resent that remark! Have you been talking to Michael Carter? (Lee stares at her in shock) That man has SUCH a Big Mouth. Which reminds me, I need to give him a call.....
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BasilNotes In reply to bbb35 [2014-08-29 00:30:58 +0000 UTC]
XD
Ruby: Oh that's just wrong Aunt Vanessa
Vanessa: Says the girl with an 800 year old book.
Ruby: touché.
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bbb35 In reply to BasilNotes [2014-08-29 03:31:25 +0000 UTC]
Ruby: I got caught up at work and I barely had time to pick up this cake. I wanted to make Sven feel welcome.
Vanessa: Ruby! That cake is from the 'Get It While It's Hot Erotic Bake Shop!'
Girl-Lee: [opening up the cake box and then quickly closing it] WHOA!!!!!
Vanessa: Why, Ruby Goldstein, why, that cake is in the shape of...
Tina: Vanessa, we know what it is.
Ruby: I thought it was in the shape of Florida!
Vanessa: (rubs neck) That reminds me...I gotta give Ted Grant a call.
Tina: If this cake reminds you of Ted Grant we can BOTH give him a call!
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BasilNotes In reply to bbb35 [2014-08-29 11:25:30 +0000 UTC]
Ruby: what are you doin Mr. Chaz?
Chaz: It was to late for Tina and your mother was not worth it but you will have perfect hair
Ruby: Wha?!
Tina: Chaz don't touch her hair or Lee will KILL you
Chaz: *pokes her hair*
Lee: *calls to see how her daughters doing* Huh no answer.
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bbb35 In reply to BasilNotes [2014-08-30 02:04:25 +0000 UTC]
Tina: "Vanessa, you don't mean...?"
Vanessa: "Sex, Tina, I tried quittin' sex."
Tina: "Obviously you fell off the wagon."
Lee: "And onto a naval base."
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BasilNotes In reply to bbb35 [2014-08-30 02:27:33 +0000 UTC]
Ruby: Howard if my parents find out... Or my 'extended' family they'll kill YOU *screams*
Howard: But Cunningham they won't find out
*door slams open and everybody and their mother is in the doorway.*
Biffy: I will kill you.
*notice Howard is holding a pair of scissors and Ruby now has bangs.*
Ruby: I got gym in my hair because Bash shoved my head into it.
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bbb35 In reply to BasilNotes [2014-08-30 22:59:44 +0000 UTC]
Vanessa: (Passes by bedroom and quips) Better than something ELSE in her hair, because of Bash shoving her head 'somewhere.'
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BasilNotes In reply to bbb35 [2014-08-30 23:16:26 +0000 UTC]
Ruby: I don't think he likes me like that Aunt V, or finds me attractive enough to do that.
Holger: *raises his eyebrows* NO my niece understands the dirty references. *starts crying*
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bbb35 In reply to BasilNotes [2014-08-31 01:58:12 +0000 UTC]
That Holgar was SPOT ON!!
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Holgar: Holgar receive special delivery letter from Home Country's town of Holgar's birth, St. Olaf! Uh-oh, it is being from the Department of Water and Coffee.
Biffy: Coffee?
Holgar: No thanks, it makes Holgar jumpy.
Girl!Lee: Holgar, what does the letter say?
Holgar: Friend Lee, you read it! I being in need of both holgars hands to cover his ears in case it's bad news.
Girl!Lee: [reading] "Dear St. Olafian, I am afraid there's bad news."
Holgar: [fingers in his ears] What? [Biffy pulls his hands down]
Girl!Lee: [reading] "There's a drought in St. Olaf which threatens the crops."
Holgar: Oh, no! Water-boy Holgar better send water.
Girl!Lee: [reading] "Please do not send water. We have found that envelopes leak. Until the rains come, we ask that all citizens be celibate, except for Ulf the Umbrella King; he has suffered enough."
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bbb35 In reply to BasilNotes [2014-08-31 03:22:46 +0000 UTC]
Thanks..Makes you wonder about poor Ulf.
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dadu79 In reply to ??? [2014-08-23 15:07:24 +0000 UTC]
well well, with your permission i may want to write something with your adorable AU ideas :b
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BasilNotes In reply to Tinnimara [2014-03-22 07:50:56 +0000 UTC]
Thanks. I'm thinking about making them second generation OC's so I could draw a comic but I can't come up with a plot.
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Tinnimara In reply to BasilNotes [2014-03-22 07:57:40 +0000 UTC]
If you want I give to you an idea
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BasilNotes In reply to Tinnimara [2014-03-22 07:58:50 +0000 UTC]
Sure we could co-write/draw it. I need more then two OC's. But I must warn you this is Phineas and Ferb and I'm a dork.
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BasilNotes In reply to IAmOnTheDarkSide [2014-03-22 07:43:52 +0000 UTC]
The one and only. At least with the last name temple. I hope.
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BasilNotes In reply to IAmOnTheDarkSide [2014-03-22 07:42:36 +0000 UTC]
Yep so you hit my sister in that area Megan. XD
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IAmOnTheDarkSide In reply to BasilNotes [2014-05-19 02:16:45 +0000 UTC]
the other Megan, I was by her side when it happened, and may or may not have laughed
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alexy-the-otaku In reply to IAmOnTheDarkSide [2014-07-28 14:56:05 +0000 UTC]
It wasn't funny (ಠ_ಠ)
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BasilNotes In reply to IAmOnTheDarkSide [2014-05-22 02:48:50 +0000 UTC]
That sounds like something you'd do.
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