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Blanke
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"Always the cynic..."
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# Comments
Comments: 838
Also, just for laughs, we could try a few rounds of Battle of the Bans, too. (All items, random stage, random character, 2 stock, best of 5. )
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I think I pulled something in those Falcon VS Falcon cage matches. It doesn't get much rawer than that.
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Remember, Snake, this is an a**-kicking mission. You're to be seen kicking as much a** as possible, and all a**es to be kicked are procure-on-site.
I'm on it.
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My Falcon Copter goes SOI SOI SOI SOI.
I swear I had an approach strategy all figured out before those games. Short hop + Falcon's neutral air beat out whatever CPU Ike threw every time. But I guess CPU Ike doesn't know the range of his sword.
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Oh ho ho, believe me, I know the range of Ike's sword. And I make every effort to make sure I hit your big toe with the very edge of it.
I'll tell ya what, though, I loves me some weird matchups. White Wario vs. Game Boy Dedede was more fun than I thought it'd be. 
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Yes, few things are as heartwarming as seeing a pink marshmallow slam his blazing fist into the solar plexus of a demigod bounty hunter, throwing him onto the busy supersonic highway. Truly a sight to behold.
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Match three of the Brawl tourney goes to Dras! This puts me in the semifinals.
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Suddenly I feel that much manlier for winning against you 10% of the time.
So, have you been using Ike or Snake?
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Ike all the way. Low-tier heroes for the win.
I'd really like to get better with Snake, though. I'm decent with him at the moment, but I'm still better with Ike.
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Yeah, I noticed that. My hit-and-run tactics are a lot riskier when I do them on Ike.
I've got the feeling you'd be a lot harder to approach with Snake if you used more landmines and C4. All I have to do usually is bull rush through the grenades, jump over the rocket and get my throw in.
I still have to figure out how to short hop consistently. I'm always doing my aerials either too low or jumping way too high and missing.
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It's time to kick ass and solve mysteries... and I'm all out of mysteries.
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Holy crap. Iron Man is Sherlock Holmes? And he beats people with sticks? DO WANT.
I was half-expecting a Scooby Doo clip dubbed over with Duke Nukem's voice from that description.
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I can't wait for this movie, personally. It's the sort of completely absurd awesomeness that I love.
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All it's missing is Megan Fox.
Sure, the critics are gonna hate this movie, but that's a selling point. Critics don't care about entertainment value. Real people don't care about stupid things like "pacing," "convincing actors" or "character development" as long as a building collapses every 15 minutes.
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Holy CRAP, Dueling Falcons is a ton of fun. It just feels so right to hear two simultaneous "FALKAWN KEEK" cries.
And let's face it... the thought of two Falcon Punches colliding at the exact same moment is simply amazing.
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I especially enjoyed that last match on Pictochat. It's not often you get to see Captain Falcon backflip out of a pine tree. Or see two eternal rivals slam each other into the spikes over and over until they break.
If only Wii soundtracks were customizable like the XBOx. I got this stuck in my head during that last round of the Ultimate Falcon Championship: [link]
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Y'know, we never DID get to finish curb-stomping Caulder many a week back...
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So I was so totally courtin' this good-lookin' lady and this happened.
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The real funny part of that picture is, it could be either the girl or Super Macho Man saying that.
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Question is, where'd the other 3 ladies go?
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Y'know, since I missed your birthday earlier, I figure I owe you a present.
I'd like to draw a few celebratory SESHMoJu! comics, but I won't have a scanner for a while. In the meantime, if you have something in particular you'd want from me, feel free to speak up.
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Ah, thanks! I'm looking forward to those.
I don't know how well you've been keeping up with my Magna Core chapters, but some input on one of my newer ones would be much appreciated. I think that Trial 7 had my best writing so far, so I'd kinda like some editing and proofreading on that one. If you can catch what I'm still doing wrong when I'm in top shape, it'll be easier for me to weed out all those little errors I left behind earlier.
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YOU CLAIM TO LOVE THE DARKNESS. GO THEN AND DWELL THERE FOR ALL ETERNITY.
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Woohoo! Managed to win my second match in the Brawl tourney. Went up against a pretty good Pit player and won handily.
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Gene's voice: Awesome.
So, any idea how many levels the ladder has?
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Looks like there's five rounds. I'm looking forward to my next match, which'll be the third round, but it looks like there are still several people who haven't finished their second matches. >_>
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Oh crap, is it Blanke Birthday Time!? I forgot to mark my calendar!
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Yup, it was yesterday.
You should rent Punch Out sometime, by the way. It has some truly inspirational characters. There's no Captain Falcon or Solid Snake, but Super Macho Man comes pretty close. He's the greatest American stereotype this side of Bandit Keith.
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Happy birthday, man!
Here's your cake:
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Under Snake's stubble lies not a chin...
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Ganondorf is bottom tier to give all the other characters a fair chance.
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If you've been keeping up with The Daily Show, you've probably seen the episode with Peter Schiff, author of Crash Proof. He was the guy who did the news circuit a couple of years back, saying that there was going to be a big crash in the housing market and the economy in general. Everyone laughed him off then because we thought everything was fine, but a couple of years later and just look where we are.
Anyway, I bought his book, and I gotta say, it's a pretty good read. A lot of his ideas reinforce stuff that I'd already suspected in the first place. The most prominent of these ideas is, of course, that throwing money into problems only works as a patch job to delay the inevitable.
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Sweet, won my first match of that Brawl tourney. Went up against a pretty good Ness player.
I believe my next opponent is a guy with tourney experience, though, so I'm expecting to get my head stomped in.
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Well, good luck with round 2! Sorry we won't be able to BARWL this week.
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Haha. Well, that was fun.
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Pretty much. I like how there were certain points in the matches where Paunchlust became uncontrollable, too.
I especially liked the Wario VS Pikachu match- I didn't know you could fly right into Wario's mouth like that.
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I didn't, either. XD I can't believe I kept falling for it, too.
And I LOVE it when the Pawnchlust cannot be contained. There's nothing more epic than Falcon Punch spamming until an opponent finally gets himself trapped between two flaming fists of fury.
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Especially epic was the Falcon Brothers VS Marth match. The Falcon Brothers do not approve of Marth.
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Argh, sorry for the random disconnect there. Meant to go back to switch my character, but didn't realize that "Leave" meant... "Leave." >_>;;
Anyway, I keep making the rooms because GP won't be able to join otherwise, I don't think. That's how I THINK it works, anyway...
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It's not.
Dang, I fought a couple matches against GP's G&W. That guy is insane. I couldn't land a single hit on him with Wario- there just isn't any way to get in. XD My first 2 fights were with Ganon, and I was lucky to KO him once.
Yeah, I just suck that much.
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That was the story of me trying to train with him using Snake and Ike.
In a straight one-on-one match against GP's G&W, I still can't beat him. I might be able to KO him a few times, but that's about it. He's a ton of fun to play against in a three-player match, though... mainly because I function at my best in absolute chaos.
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Nonstop since the release? Well, that would explain a lot. I do it in tiny spurts, and my main changes every time.
Ya know, I noticed something about GP though. He never taunts. (Whereas I'm never not taunting. I even keep one for losing.
I'm still trying to figure out how the heck to beat your Ike. I don't know anybody that can beat me in person, but I'm just a medium-sized fish in a tiny sea. (And level 9 COMs don't even compare. ) It seems like Ike is a lot harder to dodge when you add lag to the equation though.
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Okay, I lied. I can certainly lose. But it's not the norm when I've got friends over.
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I say, do I smell a wee bit of mmmmBRAWL?
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If all goes well, I'm hoping to start selling Snakeskin products.
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Actually, if you look at his Ftilt:
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X --->
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Y'know, I just realized that we haven't made plans for this week's Wednesday WiFi Smackdown. Did you have anything in mind?
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