BloomBlitz In reply to ??? [2014-03-23 11:18:09 +0000 UTC]

.....I....I think it had to do with the Muffin Man's wife. She's evil, and has to be stopped, so flinging a giant douglem at her was supposed to put a stop to her schemes somehow? And no, Tod's not around.


*Many many thousands of miles away, Tod stops at the edge of a wood and looks behind him*
Tod: Huh, feels like someone's thinking about me.
*Tod turns back around, face now half-hidden in shadow, and smirks*
Tod: I'll be back sooner then they think...

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Haunter-360 In reply to BloomBlitz [2014-03-23 21:47:13 +0000 UTC]

Man-Of-Pork: Silence Tod! Oink! If you've enough energy to make ominous foreshadowing, you've got enough energy to help me carry this giant grapefruit of evil. Lift with your legs, not your arms.



*Minus that many thousands of miles away*
Oh, okay then!
*Sticks giant doughlem on catapult and fires it*

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BloomBlitz In reply to Haunter-360 [2014-03-30 00:19:25 +0000 UTC]

Muffin Man's Wife: Hehahaha! The bakery is in my sights! *gathers ball of energy* Say goodbye to your pastries!
*Suddenly the doughlem slams into her mid-air, and continues on its projectiled-path; the villain stuck to the doughiness*
Muffin Man's Wife: Aaaaaaaaah!!! Dough, my own undoing! Oh, the irony!


Meanwhile:
*Tod hangs his head in a defeated sigh before turning back to the Man-of-Pork.*
Tod: Alright, alright, I'm coming...
*helps lift the fruit*
Tod: Now, exactly why is this grapefuit so evil?

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Haunter-360 In reply to BloomBlitz [2014-03-30 23:21:22 +0000 UTC]

....... Welp, we saved the world or something. Guess now's the moment where we get all the sexy womantypes falling all over themselves for us and our world-saving awesomeness.
*Pause*
Aaaaany second now.


~ Meanwhile ~
Man-Of-Pork: I was told it got disinherited, so it killed its parents and forced its adopted sister into marriage or something in order to claim the family fortune. I don't know, I'm not an expert on fruit-based villainy. Oink.

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BloomBlitz In reply to Haunter-360 [2014-04-03 21:49:57 +0000 UTC]

*Meanwhile, in a nearby bakery, a man comes in and purchases a blueberry pie.*
Man: Boy, I sure am glad I was able to buy this delicious dessert! Who knows what I would have done if this shop was closed down.

*Meanwhile meanwhile*
*Tod nods knowingly*
Tod: I see, I see. But what exactly are we doing with this fruit in the first place?

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Haunter-360 In reply to BloomBlitz [2014-04-05 16:53:28 +0000 UTC]

... Aaaaaaaaaany second now.
*No sign of sexy womantypes*
... Well, this quest's been a total bust.
Wanna go burn down that planetarium over there?


~ Meanwhile the Meanwhiles ~
Man-Of-Pork: I dunno, oink. I thought we were going to like, an evil convention, or barbeque or something. You know, some gathering of multiple eviltypes. And we were stuck carrying the grapefruit, because apparently he outranks us in villainous contributions. Oink.

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BloomBlitz In reply to Haunter-360 [2014-04-15 23:59:35 +0000 UTC]

What? Why? Why the planetarium? Why not that hot dog stand?
*points to hot-dog vendor evilly twirling his mustache*
We'd have a barbeque.

/Elsewheres/
*Tod turns to the Man-of-Pork*
Tod: Now wait just a minute. Outranks you, maybe, but me? Me?! I am Tod! Very very few villains outrank this *points hand to chest* antagonist! People mumble and groan when they hear my name!

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Haunter-360 In reply to BloomBlitz [2014-04-16 14:23:38 +0000 UTC]

Because hotdogs are awesome and planetariums suck.
And because I've already started burning it, so it'd be a waste to not finish the job.


~ Elsie's Wares ~
Man-of-Pork: I'm not so sure dude, this is one twisted grapefruit. Oink. It castrates its enemies using a rusty potato peeler. Plus, no offence, but what do you even DO anyway? We've been working this gig for years, and the most evil thing you've done is attempt to steal pastry products. Oink.

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BloomBlitz In reply to Haunter-360 [2014-04-27 11:12:05 +0000 UTC]

*shrugs* Alright, shouldn't leave things unfinished. What's left to burn?

Tod: ...Yikes. I'll admit, that is one evil fruit...
*Tod goes silent for a short while*
Tod: Hey...do you think I'm truly evil, or am I more of just a menace?

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Haunter-360 In reply to BloomBlitz [2014-06-06 15:45:03 +0000 UTC]

Pffft, I dunno. Maybe that car over there?


Man-of-Pork: Do you want the honest answer, oink, or the comforting one?

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BloomBlitz In reply to Haunter-360 [2014-06-15 23:50:58 +0000 UTC]

*Suddenly, someone dressed in a red hoodie runs up to the car, jumps in and drives off*
....huh.

Tod: ...I can see where this is heading. Do you happen to know someone evil who is looking for an apprentice? Perhaps I could learn from the best...truly become a name worth fearing!

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Kittery In reply to ??? [2013-04-15 20:19:50 +0000 UTC]

Just checking on you to see if you're okay!
I saw the news D:

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BloomBlitz In reply to Kittery [2013-04-16 11:46:11 +0000 UTC]

Oh hun, I'm fine. I live about an hour from where that all happened. Still very scary, though...I mean nobody knows who's done it yet, so to think there's somebody willing to hurt people that close by who might still be walking free is unnerving.

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Kittery In reply to BloomBlitz [2013-04-17 19:04:44 +0000 UTC]

I know you live in a different town, but I wasnt sure if you were there or not for the race.

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BloomBlitz In reply to Kittery [2013-04-18 04:18:55 +0000 UTC]

Oddly enough I wasn't ever that into it, except for this year (before the attack). The internet was all 'the race is off to a great start!' that morning and I was like 'maybe I should run it some time.'
Now...not so much.

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Kittery In reply to BloomBlitz [2013-04-18 08:44:33 +0000 UTC]

I'm just glad you're okay

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BloomBlitz In reply to Kittery [2013-04-18 11:47:35 +0000 UTC]

Thanks^^

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DragonWolfACe In reply to ??? [2013-03-07 06:51:32 +0000 UTC]

Stop on by and have a look at what else I have. I may have something else you
might like! [link]

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Kittery In reply to ??? [2013-01-31 23:04:29 +0000 UTC]

This is for you <3
[link]
deviantART muro drawing

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BloomBlitz In reply to Kittery [2013-02-01 20:30:43 +0000 UTC]

OHMYGOSH THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH!

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Kittery In reply to BloomBlitz [2013-02-01 21:35:57 +0000 UTC]

Now I have three things to ask of you,
I need your address (noted to me of course)
A background you'd like it put on
And a size you want it printed <3

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Kittery In reply to Kittery [2013-01-31 23:05:06 +0000 UTC]

...needs a edit button.

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SouL00020 In reply to ??? [2012-11-26 03:55:29 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday !!!!!

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BloomBlitz In reply to SouL00020 [2012-11-26 05:34:42 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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Katara1111 In reply to ??? [2012-11-26 00:08:14 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday Bloom! I hope you're doing well! :3 we haven't talked in forever! I love your webcam!!

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BloomBlitz In reply to Katara1111 [2012-11-26 05:35:38 +0000 UTC]

Ohman, inorite? Thanks!

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birthdays In reply to ??? [2012-11-25 22:41:01 +0000 UTC]

!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!

It's November 25th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team

---
Birthdays Team
This birthday greeting was brought to you by: *Monyett

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Kittery In reply to ??? [2012-11-25 09:41:17 +0000 UTC]

HAPPPEEEE BIRTHDAYYYY, now I gotta go deal with bedbugs in my room, URRGHHH.
deviantART muro drawing

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BloomBlitz In reply to Kittery [2012-11-26 05:35:14 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!
And blargh, bedbugs suck

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ice-or-fire In reply to ??? [2012-11-24 14:49:36 +0000 UTC]

Hello!
Happy [early] birthday!
Wishing you a happy and prosperous birthday and a sweet night of birthday dreams!

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BloomBlitz In reply to ice-or-fire [2012-11-25 04:35:15 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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ice-or-fire In reply to BloomBlitz [2012-12-04 17:30:04 +0000 UTC]

Welcome!

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DragonRose08 In reply to ??? [2012-10-24 05:30:39 +0000 UTC]

[link]
I dont know but maybe we can use this. Do you think so?

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BloomBlitz In reply to DragonRose08 [2012-10-24 14:24:20 +0000 UTC]

no, it's just trying to trick people into downloading useless stuff

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DragonRose08 In reply to ??? [2012-10-23 07:04:25 +0000 UTC]

[link]
I'm not sure this will work
But if you want to try it out, feel free.
Mina and The Count more episodes for we

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DragonRose08 In reply to ??? [2012-10-22 03:27:44 +0000 UTC]

[link]
are these what you're talking about?

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GravityFallsRocks In reply to ??? [2012-10-07 22:08:06 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fave!

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DragonRose08 In reply to ??? [2012-10-05 04:48:35 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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DragonRose08 In reply to ??? [2012-09-30 07:53:25 +0000 UTC]

[link]
something I thought you would like sorry that it is backwards

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BloomBlitz In reply to DragonRose08 [2012-09-30 11:14:48 +0000 UTC]

you have just made my day!

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DragonRose08 In reply to DragonRose08 [2012-09-30 07:54:54 +0000 UTC]

never mind more like the first three minutes repeated

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BloomBlitz In reply to DragonRose08 [2012-09-30 11:34:24 +0000 UTC]

yeah I noticed. Oh well.
I'll get that episode yet!

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Kittery In reply to ??? [2012-09-10 03:36:20 +0000 UTC]

Bloomy my dear!
Next year, you're invited to my wedding!

I'll give you the date when everything is set up, but we're aiming for around november.

Hope you can make it!

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BloomBlitz In reply to Kittery [2012-09-10 03:45:49 +0000 UTC]

ohmigosh I'm so happy for you!
I can't wait!
By that time I can finally rent-a-car, too, so travel'll be 1000x easier^^

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Kittery In reply to BloomBlitz [2012-09-10 04:22:39 +0000 UTC]

Yus! We plan to have it in the park where we had our second date, but my mum and grandmother keep trying to change everything on me.

They already changed the day on me... it was supposed to be in july pffft.

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BloomBlitz In reply to Kittery [2012-09-10 22:51:41 +0000 UTC]

Well I'm sure it'll be wonderful no matter what!

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Kittery In reply to BloomBlitz [2012-09-10 22:59:41 +0000 UTC]

Da da!

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DragonRose08 In reply to ??? [2012-09-08 06:07:38 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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Silent-winterland In reply to ??? [2012-08-06 16:57:48 +0000 UTC]

oh i mean thx for giving back to me xD

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Silent-winterland In reply to ??? [2012-08-06 15:00:43 +0000 UTC]

UHHH I think I donated points to u by mistake ...may I have it back plz? xD Thanks

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