Explodingzombies In reply to ??? [2009-06-18 21:36:21 +0000 UTC]

(what the ghaioa;wfhreai*explodes*)

Me: I'm so lost.....and grossed out!!!

2D: I made a pizza!

Me: Yay!

Noodle: DON'T EAT IT!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2009-06-18 21:39:26 +0000 UTC]

Me: Why shouldnt we eat it noodle

*murdoc swoops in and steals the pizza*

Me: toni, you just ate cheese from noodle.

*ducks projectile vomit!*

*the doorbell rings and Damon walks in*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2009-06-18 21:50:23 +0000 UTC]

Noodle: 2D made pizza using that cheese EZ just ate.

Me: Not again!! BLAAAAAH!!!

2D: But.....it's better cooked.

*Damon is confused*

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2009-06-18 23:20:58 +0000 UTC]

Damon: whats going on?

Murdoc: Alex stole noodles breastmilk.

Noodle: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT?? you are crazy!

Russel: lets get you to the toilets..

Jamie: ....0.0

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2009-06-19 22:57:42 +0000 UTC]

Me: kdfl;awkefiwa;dkjs I'm dyyyying!

Murdoc: good

2D: *eats the pizza* It's really not that bad guys.

Noodle: STOP EATING THAT!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2009-06-20 02:38:09 +0000 UTC]

Me: Noodle, you got something you wanna tell us something?

Russel: Hey, where did my drumsticks go?

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2009-06-20 13:20:47 +0000 UTC]

Noodle: That's none of your biz

*I'm chewing on the drumsticks....I've gone mad*

Russ: HEY!!! Those were new!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2009-06-21 00:28:15 +0000 UTC]

Murdoc: *bites russel's drum*

Me: *looking at the roleplay with krazorspoon* "eh? what are you doing murdoc"

2D: Noodle is pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*noel gallagher comes into the room, looking around suspiciously*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2009-06-21 01:32:04 +0000 UTC]

Me: pregnant? I thought that happened already!!!

Russ: GET OF MAH DRUM MAN!!!! THAT'S A NEW SET!!

*2D is still eating pizza* NOEL! What's up?

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2009-06-21 01:42:04 +0000 UTC]

Noel: Where's damon? Hey is that pizza?

Noodle: *turns pink and whispers* "the first was a miscarriage...WAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

Alex: Hey there Noel!

Murdoc: *Doesnt listen*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2009-06-21 01:46:41 +0000 UTC]

Me: SAY WHAT?!!! This is getting crazy...uh....umm...don't cry Noodle. MURDOC DO SOMETHING!!

Murdoc: *drinks beer* um....no

*Noel eats a slice of pizza* It tastes kinda sour....what's in this?

2D: You don't wanna know.

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2009-06-21 17:21:16 +0000 UTC]

Murdoc: Noodle's breast milk is in it. Yeah...apparently she's pregnant.

Me: *comforts noodle and glares at murdoc*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2009-06-21 23:24:06 +0000 UTC]

Murdoc: .....what? Got a problem?

Me: Oh boy..

************dramatic silence*********

2D: That pizza was good!

Noel: GAAK!

2D: You're wastin' it man!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2009-06-22 00:46:28 +0000 UTC]

Noodle: *runs to the bathroom to throw up*

Me: NOODLE! *runs after*

Murdoc: I'm hungry... *whips out a baby and devours* [oh no murdoc!]

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2009-06-22 21:18:51 +0000 UTC]

Me: You still eat babies? EEEEVIIIIL!!!

Murdoc: Yeah, so? *BURRRRP*

Random woman: Has anyone seen my kid?

2D: Um.....oh crap..

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2009-06-22 22:06:33 +0000 UTC]

Random women: *glares at noodle*

Murdoc: *runs away and takes more babies and eats them all up yum yum yum.

Russel: *is looking sadly at his eaten/knawed drumset* "you bastard.."

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2009-06-23 00:09:48 +0000 UTC]

Noodle: Um...do I know you?

RW: YOU STOLE MY KID!!!

Noodle: .....what?

Russ: Actually, I think Murdoc's responsible for that.

Murdoc: HAHAHAHAAAAA *snatches another baby and eat's it while running*

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2009-06-23 13:13:23 +0000 UTC]

*noel runs after murdoc and tackles him to the ground and eventually throws up over him* "Dont eat babies!"

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2009-06-23 20:23:37 +0000 UTC]

Murdoc: Okay then...*bites Noel's arm*

Noel: !!!!!!!!!!

Murdoc: BLARGH!! You taste like crap!

Me: LOL!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2009-06-23 21:05:33 +0000 UTC]

Noel: AAgH!! *in a high voice* "I'm BLEEDING!!"

Jamie: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! I CAN SMELL THEM!


Murdoc: *barfs all over Noel's crotch*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2009-06-24 02:26:19 +0000 UTC]

*LOL!!*

Noel: IT BURRRRRRRNS!!!

Murdoc: Er...sorry about that mate.

2D: This is getting wierd.

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2009-06-24 13:13:27 +0000 UTC]

Noel: *is HOHOOHOORRRRNNY!* "Dammit you"

Noodle: Haahhahhahha!

Me: hahahahhahahaha!!

*russel entices 2D with more pizza with mayo*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2009-06-24 23:45:30 +0000 UTC]

2D: *chews pizza* we need more cheese!!

Noel: *Murdoc is still biting* I could use some HELP!!!

2D: *chew* Wha?? AAAAAH!! THIS PIZZA HAS PICKLES IN IT!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2009-06-25 16:55:58 +0000 UTC]

Murdoc: *nom nom*

Noel: Pickles are disgusting! *ducks as a shot of 2D puke travels towards him*

Me: *chomps on Damon's arm* "yumm..you taste delicious!"

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2009-06-25 21:57:32 +0000 UTC]

Damon: GET THIS KID OFF ME!! JAMIE!!!

Jamie: sigh....hang on.. *tries to pull you off* It's not working.

2D: AAAAAH!! I'm swelling!!!

Murdoc: HAHAHAHAAA!!!

*I'm watching this crazy show*

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2009-06-25 23:22:32 +0000 UTC]

Russel: *rushes 2D off to the hospital*

Noodle: *is in labor* "AAAAAAAAAH!"

Damon: *is struggling*

Noel: *is enjoying being bitten now* XD

Alex James: EH HELLO! NOODLE IS IN LABOR!!!!!!!!!

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2009-06-26 21:37:48 +0000 UTC]

Me: She is? NOT NOW!!! WE DON'T HAVE A CAR!!! *calls 911*

Murdoc: Who cares!! *chews Noel's arm off*

Noel: AAAAAAAAAH!!!

911: please hold

Me: you're kidding....

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2009-06-27 18:47:36 +0000 UTC]

[lol didnt we have issues with 911 before? HeEHHEHE!]

Me: stupid phone!

Noodle: AAAHH AAHHHHHHHHH!

Noel: *slaps murdoc*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2009-06-28 01:21:38 +0000 UTC]

Me: YOU CAN'T PUT ME ON HOLD!!! WHAT IF SOMEONE WAS DYING!!!!

Noodle: I AM DYING!!!!

Noel: Me too.

911: You have reached the 911 date hotline, please hold while your call is transfered to-

Me: DATE HOTLINE!!!! NO!! THIS IS THE EMERGENCY NUMBER ISN'T IT?!!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2009-06-28 01:46:34 +0000 UTC]

[AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Noel: *passes out*

Murdoc: *feels Noel up violently* [ack, murdoc!]

2D: I can drive, come on noodle!!!!!!!

Me: *is watching damon and jamie get it on secretly*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2009-06-28 15:34:09 +0000 UTC]

(YOU HAVE A DANGEROUS MIND MISSY!!)

Me: Oh God! *turns away quickly* NOOOO!

Noodle: *to 2D* Hey, I thought you were in the hospital with Russ. You were bloating.

2D: Oh yeah.....I'M ALL BETTER!! Now lemme drive you to the hospital!

Noel: uh.....wha.....what happened? *sees Murdoc* GAACK!! GET OFF ME MAN!!!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2009-06-29 14:13:37 +0000 UTC]

[>> << I love jamiexdamon hehehehe XD]

Me: *forces you to watch*

Murdoc: *comes all over Noel* "RAR"

Noodle: *is at the hospital now*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2009-06-29 22:01:14 +0000 UTC]

Me: PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!

Noel: Aww come on!! *pushes Murdoc off*

akljviaro;affh You're evil LOL!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2009-06-29 22:25:59 +0000 UTC]

*saves E.Z*

Liam: What the HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE NOEL?

Noel: I cant breathe!

*noodle has her baby and names it seymour [after blur's old name before they changed it to blur!]

Murdoc: Look, i cant talk now...I'm naked!!

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2009-06-30 23:13:11 +0000 UTC]

Me: Thank you....DON'T EVER MAKE ME DO THAT AGAIN!! *bites you*

Noel: please help me.....I don't know what's wrong with this guy!

*Noodle is back*

Murdoc: I'm hungry again......Oh, a baby MUAHAHAAA!!!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2009-07-01 03:02:58 +0000 UTC]

Me: OUCH WTF? WHY DID YOU BITE ME! *sends murdoc to spread lube in your hair again*

Noel: Nice one

Liam: Noel..is there something wrong?

Noodle: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO MYYYYYYYYYY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2009-07-01 21:59:15 +0000 UTC]

Me: MY HAIR!!!! *looks at Muds* I hate you.

Murdoc: *has the baby* Yeah? What esle is new?

Noel: What do you mean is there something wrong? Didn't you just see what happened to me?

2D: Give her the kid back Muds.

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2009-07-03 23:53:26 +0000 UTC]

Me: *yanks baby out of murdoc's arms*

Murdoc: Lemme help you get that lube out!!

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2009-07-04 13:18:55 +0000 UTC]

Me: *remembers what happened the last time he tried to help* No way creep!!

2D: *has the baby* It's cute, does it like pizza?

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2009-07-05 22:17:08 +0000 UTC]

Noodle: It just came out, i dont think she can stand pizza yet.

Alex: Haha you said cum!

me: Alex!

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2009-07-06 16:39:42 +0000 UTC]

EEEEEEEEEEEEPS!!! *explodes from the randomness* lol

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2009-07-06 17:40:40 +0000 UTC]

Murdoc: *Steals a random person's baby and eats it before grabbing noodle and knawing on her arm*

Me: lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2D: Oh no, muhdoc, you cant do that can you?

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2009-07-07 11:48:36 +0000 UTC]

OMG MY FACE HURTS

Me: poor baby

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2009-07-07 14:00:58 +0000 UTC]

*comforts*

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2009-07-07 14:22:21 +0000 UTC]

*bites you*

LOL, this was fun

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2009-07-07 14:56:09 +0000 UTC]

yes yes it was! this one was lighthearted, as opposed to the roleplay over IM i'm doing with , in which its like so TRAGIc! i'm not kidding...pairings between people just sorta happen, which of course causes drama. Right now..for example, we hooked up a certain existing bassist with one band with a guitarist of another...and the rest of the band where the bassist came from is super pissed because they think that the only reason they hooked up is to determine who killed the guitarists brother..who is by the way not really dead in real life, thank god. rival bands... good times.

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2009-07-07 16:51:37 +0000 UTC]

LOL! You really do get into these RPs

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2009-07-07 17:07:21 +0000 UTC]

I do, thats true. except we're running out of spots for the happy smutty moments...any ideas? lol! side of a road: did it. LOL. hahehehhea

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Explodingzombies In reply to n00dlesbff314 [2009-07-07 22:08:27 +0000 UTC]

No ideas, my brain is fried due to over exposure to randomness. GASP!

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n00dlesbff314 In reply to Explodingzombies [2009-07-07 22:28:01 +0000 UTC]

LOL hahearwheh heehhehe! but omg, randomness is good.

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