TheEclecticEccentric In reply to ??? [2008-12-27 17:05:38 +0000 UTC]

Leo: I-Ice cream? O^O

Torch: YUS! GIMME!

Me: How on earth did this actually happen? Biology has officially been nullified

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2008-12-27 17:55:46 +0000 UTC]

Holly: Welllllll, *yanking on link to Dolly* I'm no biologist, but I think you're correct.
Leo: BUT THIS MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE! D:
*along comes LL* LL:Yo, dude, man! That thing over there just burnt me to a crisp and ate my ice cream, does it belong to you?
Leo: 's not mah bebeh! *runs to find torch*
LL: 'kay, Yo, holly, dolly, who'd that epic dude that just ran off to find the freaky flaming dragon thing?

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2008-12-27 17:59:02 +0000 UTC]

Me:
Leo: *comes back with an ice-cream-covered Torch*...I-I got him O.O
Torch: hehehe DADDY

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2008-12-27 18:18:03 +0000 UTC]

LLude, man, so the epic little dude isssss yours...
Dolly: Can it laze!
Holly: Awwwwww, you're so cute! Let's clean you up. ^.^
Torch: ME NO LIKIE BATHS!! *Runs off again*
Leo: NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2008-12-27 18:20:36 +0000 UTC]

Leo: CRAP *chases Torch again* YOU'RE ALL STICKY, YOU NEED A BATH

Me:

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2008-12-27 18:41:23 +0000 UTC]

*cue yakety sax* Torch: *hiding behind sign* Daddy'll never find me here.>:3
Dolly: Your dad didn't find you here, but we did!
Torch:
Holly: Don't be so rough, he's just a kid!
Dolly: What, we found him, and he needs a bath. *grabs him* Let's go!

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2008-12-27 18:43:46 +0000 UTC]

Torch: Nonono don't wanna bath T^T

Leo: THERE YOU ARE! *pulls soap out of nowhere* BATHTIME. NOW.

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2008-12-27 19:50:15 +0000 UTC]

Torch: Me no want bath! *hanging onto door*
Dolly: *shows him her teeth*
Torch: WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *splash*
*five minutes later*
Leo: There, now you're clean.
Holly: Wait *Ties ribbon around his neck* There, just look at how cute you are!
Torch:

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-01 21:42:56 +0000 UTC]

Leo: Awwwwwwwww

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-01 22:25:42 +0000 UTC]

Laze: Dude girl, the epic little man's not a dudette, stop making him all frilly.
Holly: But look at him! He's sooooooooo cute!!! *hugs torch*
Laze: Like, whatever dudette.
Holly: Time for cute little outfits! *pulls out sailor suit, tuxedo, other things*

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-02 01:54:55 +0000 UTC]

Both Leo and Me: TUXEDO PLZ 8DDDDDDDDDD

Torch O///O NO

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-02 02:55:39 +0000 UTC]

Holly: I also have a ballerina outfit, a zoot suit, a gladiator outfit, clown suit, and many more!^^
Laze: Yo, dudette, d'ya have a wet suit?
Torch:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononoonononononononoonononononooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-02 02:58:31 +0000 UTC]

Me: TUX plz 8D *has a thing for formal dress*

Leo: XD

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-02 03:18:27 +0000 UTC]

Holly: Alright! *pulls out telephone booth out of pouch* Let's get you changed!
*2 seconds later*
Torch:Me no likee this....
Holly: Wait, where's the hat? And I had a monocle to go with it!
Dolly: I dunno.........*whistles innocently*

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-02 03:32:59 +0000 UTC]

Me: *suddenly explodes, and appears wearing a snazzy tuxedo with a red tie, a monocle, and one bad-ass top hat* I SCHOOL YOU ALL!

Leo: It was eateded

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-02 03:49:45 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Starts spinning in a wild tornado, destroying a lot of the stuff around us, Stops in front of you wearing cool le awesomesy Zoot Suit* SMOKIN'!!!
Laze: *doing his "act"* Whoa, like, Dude! Cue The Mask reference!
Holly: Wait a second..... *looking over at Dolly*
Dolly: What?
Holly: *tackles her, dives into her pouch*
Dolly: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE!!!!!!!!
Holly: *pulls out top hat, monocle, and cane* HA, I KNEW IT! Plus I found the cane!

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-02 03:57:05 +0000 UTC]

Me: lolreferences :3

Leo: Damn O.o

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-02 08:01:59 +0000 UTC]

Me: I now have the power of cartoon gags! *goes over to Leo, spins him so he goes into giant tornado*
Leo:WAhwhahwhahwahhwhoawhahwhwhahewhwa!!!!!!!! *comes out of it dressed like baby, complete with pacifier* WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Torch:Howy?
Holly:Yes?
Torch:Why Daddy a giant baby?

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-02 12:36:16 +0000 UTC]

Leo:

Me: *snapping photos* hehehe!

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-02 18:04:06 +0000 UTC]

Me: *Walks behind tree, comes out in a rhumba style outfit* HIT IT!![link] *dances with leo now dressed as a cop*

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-02 18:16:03 +0000 UTC]

Me: THIS IS GOLDEN >:3

Leo: please kill me X3

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-02 20:38:38 +0000 UTC]

Uncle Scaly: *marching in* I say! Who's the little blighter who ate all my crumpets! *looking around* There you are! *pointing at torch*
Torch: Yay! *wearing monocle, top hat and carrying cane on tail*
Laze: Dude, man, he looks just like you!!
Uncle Scaly: My my, I could never stay angry at someone as cute as you, wotwot.

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-02 21:21:51 +0000 UTC]

Me: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-03 06:22:33 +0000 UTC]

Uncle Scaly: Hello there little fella, who do you belong to?
*in background*
Me: *Still in zoot suit* Hey leo, you like cartoons?
Leo: Well- *SPLAT*
Me: *launched giant pie at him*

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-03 06:26:01 +0000 UTC]

Leo: FFFF Ouch...ooh, tasty *starts eating pie*

Torch: I BELONGS TO DADDY *points at Leo*

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-03 06:43:57 +0000 UTC]

Uncle scaly: *monocle falls off face* I say, my good man, you seem a little young for fatherhood. May I ask who's the maiden who bore this child.
Leo: What?
Uncle Scaly: In simpler terms, who's the mother? Eh, wot wot, he doesn't look much like you, old chap.

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-03 06:48:15 +0000 UTC]

Leo: Uh........ >.> <.<

That's a long story

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-03 07:00:49 +0000 UTC]

Laze: Though, dude, seriously, who's the Mom?
Leo: .................Silva.
Uncle Scaly: O_o I say, I should've thought of it right away, She seems like the type to get herself "in trouble" as they say.

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-03 07:03:12 +0000 UTC]

Leo:....raep

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-03 08:04:03 +0000 UTC]

Uncle Scaly: Oh, so that's why you were in the hospital, wot wot.
Laze: Yo, dude, I feel your pain, she plays rough when she's goin' for a lil' bowchicka wow wow late at night!
Torch:Uncle Scalwy?
Uncle Scaly: Yes, my dear boy.
Torch: What was Wazy tawking about?

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-03 08:05:10 +0000 UTC]

Leo: O///O Uh oh....um....someone....HELP ME

Me: No XD

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-04 07:08:07 +0000 UTC]

Leo: Well, uh, yesee, when a boy and girl love each other...
Laze: Dude, that is soooooooo lame! *pushing leo aside* You wanna learn how that works.
Torch: *nods* Yesyesyes!
Me: *Whispering to you* This won't be G rated...... *pulls out a doorway*

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-06 17:15:45 +0000 UTC]

*ten minutes later*

Torch:

Leo: Good goin'

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-07 01:08:04 +0000 UTC]

(Lol, I imagined something like this: Laze: Yasee, first, the girl-
Me: *opens doorway, train zooms by, drowns out Laze*)

Torch:* *
Leo: Now look what you've done!
Laze: Eh, bro, Ya asked how it worked, eh, kemosabe.
Uncle Scaly: Come to think of it, I am somewhat puzzled over his conception...
Leo: Meaning?
Uncle Scaly: His very existence defies all laws of biology..... I mean, just look at him! You, I presume, are a warm blooded creature, Silva is a reptile! Adding on other factors........it's impossible!

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-07 17:15:33 +0000 UTC]

Leo:.....I DON'T UNDERSTAND EITHER

Me:.........

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-08 00:34:47 +0000 UTC]

Torch: Daaaaaaaady?
Leo: Yes Torch?
Torch: Can I have Cotton candy?
Laze: Look away from the face.......
Torch:
Leo: Trying....... to.......... resist.............CUTE FACE!
Torch:

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-08 01:51:14 +0000 UTC]

Leo:...I GIVE UP *buys a few pounds of cotton candy*

Me: Hahaha you fell for the cute face--*looks at Torch*

....sudden urge to buy cotton candy....RISING *twitch*

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-08 02:56:54 +0000 UTC]

Torch: Auntie?
You: What?
Torch: I wanna go to circus! *pointing to flyer on wall I'm holding up*
Me: What?
Holly: Weeeeeeeelllllllll, I did say to Boing that I'd go see him perform, why not take him?

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-08 03:02:04 +0000 UTC]

Me: Must.....can't resist....uhh....OH OKAY! CIRCUS TIME

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-09 01:39:37 +0000 UTC]

*at circus*
Torch:*pointing* Ohhhhhhh, Wazzat?!
Holly: Those are elephants, Torch. Wave to the elephants!
Torch: *pointing again* Wazzat!?
Holly: Those are acrobats, Torch. They do tricks to entertain people.
Me: *in background, yelling at random manager for the shows* FOR THE LAST TIME! I MAY BE IN A ZUIT SUIT, BUT I'M NOT PART OF THE JAZZ BAND THAT'S PLAYING LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SPLAT*

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-09 01:41:43 +0000 UTC]

Me: I WANNA TAKE HOME A TIGER >:3
Leo: CRAP, NO

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-10 02:07:15 +0000 UTC]

Voice: Hold on people, coming through!
Holly: LOOK! IT'S BOING!
Boing:*on top of ball, juggling*
Torch: Ohhhhhhh, pretty. *runs off*
Leo: Not again! *goes after torch, but is pulled into random conga line*

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-12 17:53:52 +0000 UTC]

Me: *streaming it live into YouTube*

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-12 20:02:01 +0000 UTC]

Leo: *saying in time to the music* You are really Na-sty! You are really Na-sty!
Bound: And for my next trick, I need a willing volunteer.
Torch: Oooooo, oooo, pick me, pick me!!!
Bound: Alright! For my next trick, I will now juggle this audience member+ten balls!
Leo:

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-12 20:25:35 +0000 UTC]

Me: HOLY CRAP, 10,000,000 views and counting!

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-12 20:28:54 +0000 UTC]

Leo: OUTTA MY WAY!!!!!!! *tries pulling away from conga line, but can't*
Torch: Whoaaaaaaaaaaa, me gunna barf......
Leo: *Pulls away, makes way towards Bound* PUT MAH BOI DOWN NOW!!!!!!

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-12 20:31:52 +0000 UTC]

Torch:

Leo: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-12 20:38:24 +0000 UTC]

Bound: WhowhaehdiehuWAHHHHHHHH! *slips on barf* OOOF! *looks at me* Oh, hi bouncy, how ya doin'!

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-12 20:42:49 +0000 UTC]

Me: *stomach churns* Oh no...puke ._.

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-12 20:47:16 +0000 UTC]

Me: Let's get you cleaned up then, shall we?
Bound: Okay bouncy!

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