F2AI In reply to ??? [2013-12-24 14:26:02 +0000 UTC]

You should become a teacher and on the first day of school wear the hat and yell YOU SHALL NOT PASS.

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NerdFunction In reply to F2AI [2013-12-24 16:28:18 +0000 UTC]

Heck Yeah! And have mad fake homework on the board like slay a hobbit eating orge. They be freaked out!

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F2AI In reply to NerdFunction [2013-12-26 23:34:57 +0000 UTC]

Just watch a bunch of them think you mean in a video game and send you screencaps.

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NerdFunction In reply to F2AI [2013-12-27 00:03:13 +0000 UTC]

I will gladly take it

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F2AI In reply to NerdFunction [2013-12-27 02:10:28 +0000 UTC]

You're too lenient as a teacher.

I'd criticize students that didn't reach the level cap before doing it.

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NerdFunction In reply to F2AI [2013-12-28 06:49:35 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry i'm such a layed back and nice teacher TT ^ TT

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F2AI In reply to NerdFunction [2013-12-29 02:10:35 +0000 UTC]

lol, i'd probably be the strictest teacher over the most casual issues

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NerdFunction In reply to F2AI [2013-12-29 03:15:46 +0000 UTC]

I'll take your class just to mess with you till u turn pink

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F2AI In reply to NerdFunction [2013-12-29 18:17:54 +0000 UTC]

In my class...

[puts on Dredd costume]

I AM THE LAW

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NerdFunction In reply to F2AI [2013-12-29 20:03:22 +0000 UTC]

*dressed as Ed from Full Metal Alchemist* And I've mastered Equivalent exchange! So we're even...

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F2AI In reply to NerdFunction [2013-12-29 20:46:35 +0000 UTC]

Well then......

[runs out and back into classroom]

This looks like a job for SUPERMAN!!!

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NerdFunction In reply to F2AI [2013-12-29 20:56:08 +0000 UTC]

*dressed as Rouge*
Bring it on

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F2AI In reply to NerdFunction [2013-12-30 00:02:40 +0000 UTC]

[gets into blue policebox]

[Whovian swarm attack]

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NerdFunction In reply to F2AI [2013-12-30 00:34:16 +0000 UTC]

There's only one thing i can do...
*Dresses as Lord Death and Gets a random coffee table*
SPECIAL MOVE: COFFEE TABLE FLIP!!!
*FLIPS TABLE AT SWARM ATTACK*

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F2AI In reply to NerdFunction [2013-12-30 01:12:17 +0000 UTC]

[multiple Whovians die]
[they get back up and regenerate]
[swarm continues]

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NerdFunction In reply to F2AI [2013-12-30 02:53:06 +0000 UTC]

Well plan B
*changes into Maka*
WITCH HUNTER!
*witch hunters Whovians*

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F2AI In reply to NerdFunction [2013-12-30 17:02:37 +0000 UTC]

[thinks for a second]

[takes off mask]

IMMA FIRIN' MAH LASAAAAH!

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NerdFunction In reply to F2AI [2013-12-30 17:09:21 +0000 UTC]

Why no you like me?!

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F2AI In reply to NerdFunction [2013-12-30 20:11:48 +0000 UTC]

Because of that preposterous grammar!

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NerdFunction In reply to F2AI [2013-12-31 00:37:50 +0000 UTC]

*wearing black sunglasses*
What if I told you that's what you love about me?

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F2AI In reply to NerdFunction [2013-12-31 17:38:37 +0000 UTC]

[starts blushing]

[looks to the side]

I-I-I have no idea w-wh-what you're talking about.

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NerdFunction In reply to F2AI [2013-12-31 18:32:53 +0000 UTC]

When what's with the blush, sensei?
*dressed as a neko*
Afraid to pet the neko....

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F2AI In reply to NerdFunction [2014-01-01 03:35:15 +0000 UTC]

[starts sneezing]

Actually I'm really allergic to cats

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NerdFunction In reply to F2AI [2014-01-01 04:01:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh...
*changes to a panda in a black and white maid outfit*

What about pandas?

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F2AI In reply to NerdFunction [2014-01-01 16:15:47 +0000 UTC]

[takes out bib and fork]

What if I eat pandas? They are a rare delicacy.

No wait, that's sharks.

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NerdFunction In reply to F2AI [2014-01-01 20:17:56 +0000 UTC]

Plus you wouldn't eat a maid, would you? *swishes butt side to side*

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F2AI In reply to NerdFunction [2014-01-01 22:21:55 +0000 UTC]

actually, im more in eating a maid
Itadakimasu Goshujin-sama

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NerdFunction In reply to F2AI [2014-01-02 00:42:16 +0000 UTC]

Just promise me you'll eat me with this whipped creme *hands you a bottle of whipped creme*

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F2AI In reply to NerdFunction [2014-01-02 20:46:52 +0000 UTC]

[slams fist on table]

I want all your condiments

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NerdFunction In reply to F2AI [2014-01-02 21:28:22 +0000 UTC]

 * sprays all the condiments on self/ serious face* happy?

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F2AI In reply to NerdFunction [2014-01-02 22:07:27 +0000 UTC]

Do you know what that's from tho?

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NerdFunction In reply to F2AI [2014-01-02 23:59:18 +0000 UTC]

No. I didn't get the memo...

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F2AI In reply to NerdFunction [2014-01-03 01:33:47 +0000 UTC]

Oh, its from GunxSword an old mech anime

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NerdFunction In reply to F2AI [2014-01-03 03:16:10 +0000 UTC]

I shall check it out this weekend! So you're not gonna eat me still, right?

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F2AI In reply to NerdFunction [2014-01-03 15:29:54 +0000 UTC]

My appetite has retreated for now; you are spared for the time being.

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NerdFunction In reply to F2AI [2014-01-03 16:39:34 +0000 UTC]

WooHoo! *belly dances*

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F2AI In reply to NerdFunction [2014-01-03 21:58:55 +0000 UTC]

O_O

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NerdFunction In reply to F2AI [2014-01-03 23:06:55 +0000 UTC]

*stops* sorry. I belly dance when I'm really happy

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F2AI In reply to NerdFunction [2014-01-04 01:10:46 +0000 UTC]

T_T

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NerdFunction In reply to F2AI [2014-01-04 01:17:56 +0000 UTC]

What?

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F2AI In reply to NerdFunction [2014-01-04 01:35:38 +0000 UTC]

Certainly a strange habit...

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NerdFunction In reply to F2AI [2014-01-04 05:11:21 +0000 UTC]

I am a strange girl

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F2AI In reply to NerdFunction [2014-01-04 16:09:48 +0000 UTC]

We're on the internet though, nothing is truly strange....

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NerdFunction In reply to F2AI [2014-01-04 17:21:31 +0000 UTC]

I guess so

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F2AI In reply to NerdFunction [2014-01-04 21:10:03 +0000 UTC]

yups

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NerdFunction In reply to F2AI [2014-01-04 21:29:38 +0000 UTC]

Yerp

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F2AI In reply to NerdFunction [2014-01-06 00:01:54 +0000 UTC]

Herp-le-derp~~

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NerdFunction In reply to F2AI [2014-01-06 21:07:58 +0000 UTC]

OH NO YOU DID NOT!  

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F2AI In reply to NerdFunction [2014-01-06 23:42:52 +0000 UTC]

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NerdFunction In reply to F2AI [2014-01-07 00:12:46 +0000 UTC]

*sobbing* i think i landed on my phone...

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