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betchplz [4776946] [] "LET ME BORROW THAT TOP, BETCH"

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# Comments

Comments: 2939

lllRafaelyay In reply to ??? [2012-12-22 18:59:47 +0000 UTC]

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silenthilldan [2012-12-17 04:30:08 +0000 UTC]

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Missbeigepony In reply to ??? [2012-12-14 09:23:16 +0000 UTC]


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TechnoWolfeh [2012-12-05 20:57:28 +0000 UTC]

Lemme borrow that top.

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nope4plz In reply to ??? [2012-12-02 22:40:36 +0000 UTC]




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Vectrexoscope In reply to nope4plz [2013-01-11 01:39:32 +0000 UTC]

YES BECAUSE IT'S YES, BETCH

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nope4plz In reply to Vectrexoscope [2013-03-11 15:09:30 +0000 UTC]

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JelloJiji In reply to ??? [2012-10-18 01:25:17 +0000 UTC]





Putting on a mask you want to cover up your lies
And hide away the guilt you have that shows in your eyes
In the cards? or in your heart? Is it really that hard?
You're losing air? It isn't fair? Tell it to someone who cares
Nature?
really?
in me?


Up and down or all around you act just like a clown
and being tough is not enough to hide away your bluffs
Left for dead, what's in your head ? Don't leave your words unsaid
and all the time I'm in your mind just like a partner in crime


Them or me? Big brother is watching me
What is there to do ?
I want you
One pair?
Two pairs ?
Baby now that isn't fair
'Cause I'll make you show your deck of cards


Hard to be and hard to see with both of my eyes shut
without a care , oh would you dare , really call me a slut
Oh would you please, give up you tease, the king's on the table


Well if you are, you've come so far
Just walk if you're able


Come on, come on
deal the cards, quit being a liar
When that was said, the secret spread
Baby you're on fire


So many times, so many times
My life has been fucked with
And now's the time, you've crossed the line
Now you'll face my wrath, I'm a bitch


It's time, show time
Let's commit the perfect crime
Run away together and
I kill you
Alibi's filled up with two-faced penetrating lies
I'll just hide behind this disguise


What a mess, to the test
Now this is my first request
I need her so badly, yeah,
I want you
Don't go jokin' and leavin me with things to do
Stealin' my cards, I'll give you my regards


Liars hidden with a cryptic mask..
Is this where we both are really at ?
Just tell me right now !


Them or me ? Big brother is watching me
What is there to do ?
I want you
One pair?
Two pairs ?
Baby now that isn't fair
'Cause I'll make you show me your cards


It's time, show time
Let's commit the perfect crime
Run away together and
I Love you


Extort, contort
baby it's my last resort
'Cause I'll make you show your deck of cards


Nature ?
Really ?
In me!

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anotherCrazzi0212 In reply to JelloJiji [2013-10-15 00:48:35 +0000 UTC]

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clawstarandashheart In reply to JelloJiji [2013-03-09 01:29:33 +0000 UTC]

WIN

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HystericalGirl In reply to JelloJiji [2013-01-13 17:39:07 +0000 UTC]

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outmost433 In reply to JelloJiji [2012-12-28 01:07:02 +0000 UTC]

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Starlightthewolfgirl In reply to JelloJiji [2012-11-27 02:59:13 +0000 UTC]

That is long.

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SkyCrawlers123 In reply to JelloJiji [2012-11-18 06:00:29 +0000 UTC]

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Fauphisto In reply to ??? [2012-10-16 05:17:58 +0000 UTC]

So many chain mails!

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LauriiButt In reply to Fauphisto [2012-10-17 21:44:24 +0000 UTC]

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snowkillerx In reply to ??? [2012-10-14 07:45:23 +0000 UTC]

this
is
not
a
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
you
will
die,
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!


ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.








SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.








AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED.








NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO KILL
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?

EXAMPLE
1:
JENNY
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.









EXAMPLE
2:
TOM
ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)

EXAMPLE
3:
JOEANNA
SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY AND ONCE AGAIN IT WASNT

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anotherCrazzi0212 In reply to snowkillerx [2013-10-15 00:48:58 +0000 UTC]

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The-pink-Vodka In reply to snowkillerx [2012-12-21 18:17:36 +0000 UTC]

Dude,wtf?!I survived apocalypse,and you think some betch will come and kill me?You are just fucking kidding me,right?

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Ryokunai In reply to ??? [2012-10-08 23:28:40 +0000 UTC]

this
is
not
a
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
you
will
die,
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!


ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.








SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.








AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED.








NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO KILL
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?

EXAMPLE
1:
JENNY
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.









EXAMPLE
2:
TOM
ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)

EXAMPLE
3:
JOEANNA
SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY AND ONCE AGAIN IT WASNT

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Cascadus In reply to Ryokunai [2012-12-16 03:48:30 +0000 UTC]

this
is
a
scam
please
don't
waste
5
minutes
of
your
life
reposting
it!


once
there
was
a
boy
named
joe
he
was
a
boy
who
was
a
retard
because
he
wrote
some
shitty
comic
called
sonichu


his
name
was
chris-chan


his
comics
were
so
bad
he
became
an
insult
to
planet
earth
so
the
goverment
decided
to
murder
him

he
went
yelling
at
police
until
the
goverment
found
him

he
was
killed

about
2
years
later
he
came
back
to
haunt
planet
earth
again


anyone
who
reads
this
text
will
be
haunted
by
chris-chan
and
his
horrible
arts
forever
send
this
to
20
people
because
it's
OBIVOUSLY
true
and
you
will
have
nightmares
if
you
don't
if
you
do
not
believe
me
look
at
the
victims


example
1
kile
sent this to 2
people
he was awoken by footsteps
but he fall back asleep
the next day his art skills had become just as shitty as chris-chan's

example
2
hannah
sent this to 10 people
opened her mailbox to find the sonichu comics
ended up having to reread issue 9 for 10 years

example
3
skyler
he sent this to 19 people
he had to dress, draw, and act like chris forever
and read sonichu for eternity

do
as
i
sed
or
it
wont
be
pretty

(Jesus christ. Stop posting chainmails. Anyone with over 3 brain cells would understand a giant wall of annoying text isn't true.)

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Tiniest-Monny In reply to Cascadus [2013-07-24 01:54:21 +0000 UTC]

I'm so happy someone finally posted something like this. I just read up to the part where it's like:

this
is
a
scam

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HystericalGirl In reply to Cascadus [2013-01-13 17:42:03 +0000 UTC]

You really deserve that.

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Anonymous-Lizard In reply to ??? [2012-10-04 00:26:00 +0000 UTC]

Just gimme the top~

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Gay-Butts In reply to ??? [2012-09-25 14:30:42 +0000 UTC]

SHOES OH NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Failed with the another one xD

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Gay-Butts In reply to ??? [2012-09-25 14:29:50 +0000 UTC]

SHOES OH NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

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SuperJClaire In reply to ??? [2012-09-21 02:07:11 +0000 UTC]

SHOES...


Oh and MUFFINS!

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lanaderpplz In reply to ??? [2012-09-19 19:28:34 +0000 UTC]


I'M da betch betch

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polka-dork In reply to ??? [2012-09-15 22:44:24 +0000 UTC]

THOSE SHOES ARE MINE BETCH

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imxx In reply to ??? [2012-09-10 18:36:35 +0000 UTC]

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Ciel-Phantomhive-Fan In reply to ??? [2012-09-08 07:06:03 +0000 UTC]

SHOES.

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NokinhaNoka In reply to Ciel-Phantomhive-Fan [2012-10-01 20:25:03 +0000 UTC]

OMG that face

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Ciel-Phantomhive-Fan In reply to NokinhaNoka [2012-10-01 20:26:51 +0000 UTC]

Thank you~! (its not mine, i wish i was that sexy)

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NokinhaNoka In reply to Ciel-Phantomhive-Fan [2012-10-03 19:49:02 +0000 UTC]

Like totally!

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Ciel-Phantomhive-Fan In reply to NokinhaNoka [2012-10-03 21:08:26 +0000 UTC]

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AngelofLight22 In reply to ??? [2012-09-06 01:46:45 +0000 UTC]

~gives you shoes you'd like~

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LeKawaiiPocky In reply to ??? [2012-09-02 01:29:18 +0000 UTC]

that top with those shoes pathetic

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blomn In reply to ??? [2012-08-18 14:17:12 +0000 UTC]

No booty calls

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SariDxCxoxoPrincess In reply to ??? [2012-08-15 17:51:14 +0000 UTC]


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lanaderpplz In reply to ??? [2012-08-14 12:50:34 +0000 UTC]



NEW ICON PLZ!

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KidSapiens In reply to ??? [2012-07-30 20:49:59 +0000 UTC]

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pirikapirilaladoremi In reply to ??? [2012-07-28 14:44:51 +0000 UTC]

Let's get some shoes

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TripolarTelekinAngel In reply to ??? [2012-07-25 15:12:38 +0000 UTC]

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K-BlackGun In reply to ??? [2012-07-23 16:03:29 +0000 UTC]

I see what you did there :U

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Sunimacrud In reply to ??? [2012-07-23 04:36:32 +0000 UTC]

I'm gunna slap the dumb outta yah!

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xXStrawberrySnowXx In reply to Sunimacrud [2013-06-17 04:27:06 +0000 UTC]

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Sunimacrud In reply to xXStrawberrySnowXx [2013-06-17 05:14:55 +0000 UTC]

XDDDDDDD

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INORIberkFountain In reply to Sunimacrud [2012-07-25 17:42:31 +0000 UTC]

BETCH GO SUHCK A DECK

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CrazyVanillaPie In reply to INORIberkFountain [2012-08-02 18:46:33 +0000 UTC]

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INORIberkFountain In reply to CrazyVanillaPie [2012-08-03 00:51:43 +0000 UTC]

GO DYE MANTITS

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