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# Comments
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(Did you push me out the back door Because full tour is my favorite
(Wouldn't that be hell on your very hurt foot? And my dude is one of those so-thin-it's-creepy guys, but still dense, so that would murder his small intestine. Based on meh. But if you want I don't have any objections.)
Take another $700 for having to operate on a guy that literally smells like shit.
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... Okay, fine.
*disappears in a pool of corroded-looking liquid*
(He's got the stealth of an assassin, like hell he's not going to stalk them)
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Mmmh. *He carries me into a dark room and lies me on an "Operating table"
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(The fuck was up with all the = and " signs?)
*He chlorophorms me before I can protest to anything*
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(I seem to have broken DeviantArt. Again. ) 👍: 0 ⏩: 1
*Draws a concealed weapon if there's need of it*
Much better... Cant have you squealing while I operate now can I~
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Hmmm lets see... where did I put my equipment.... Ahhh... Here it is. *He pulls out a metal box*
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*He pulls out some recently cleaned assorments of knifes and bone saws and bandages*
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Alright... lets see.. *He starts pushing the shin bone back in place*
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(You fucked up dA again)
Hmmm?
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(seems to happen if I don't click preview with the 👍: 0 ⏩: 1
(DUH. That means you did it wrong)
Stupid rats... Distracting me...
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*He gets bone connector and begins to put my shine back together*
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(Someone named zach34567 just for the first time joined the server I play on, chances of that?)
(He's probably a fag because he put numbers in his name. And that's pathetic.(
*He starts sewing some places together*
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(My MC IGN is Doctorfoxwolf, because no shit)
*starts biting at his toes out of boredom*
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*He bandages is back up* There... Better.
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*leaves quietly then casually strolls up to the door and knocks*
Hmm?... *The door opens*
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Hello again, are you done operating on Zach?
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Yes. COme see for yourself
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Mmm-hm,
*enters and walks up to you*
Well, he's still alive, so that's good.
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And your best is awesome.
Well, here's the payment.
*hands over a naga head and a wad of cash*
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I can sew this onto one of my dolls.... Begone from me! There is work to be done
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Bye.
*picks up your passed out body and leaves*
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*He's still asleep in your arms*
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*starts eating you again, but takes his time as there is now no hurry*
*He continues to sleep contently*
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*after a while, he finishes while looking quite content* 👍: 0 ⏩: 1
*He snuggles into place*
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At least he's a fidgety sleeper, those are muck better.
(What should happen now?)
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(Do assassin shit bitch! You can make any story after this point)
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I guess I should continue the mission I was on when shit happened, who were they?
*pulls out a piece of paper*
Oh yes, it was Yulice. Let's get going then.
*starts running*
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*He moves around in his sleep to get comfy*
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Mmmh.
Killing Yulice may be harder than normal with Zach moving and distracting me.
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*He curls up happily*
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Found him!
You there! I've been sent to kill you!
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He's asleep? That just makes it easier.
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(What am I supposed to be the other guy?(
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(Since it's getting a bit complicated, we cound end it and start a new one so it doesn't drag on)
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