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I am going to go fro big name publishers first then smaller ones then self publishing... after trying to get an agent but that is all a long time from now... you got my email correct?
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I haven't checked my email yet... I've been meaning
to do that, but I've been doing a million things at
once. Now that I'm all done with the buttload of paperwork,
I'm gonna go enjoy that email you sent me.
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Good luck getting though it in one night, then you can tell me how inaccurately I portrayed how the police go about catching criminals...
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Ha ha ha... actually, they don't follow "protocol"
as often as you probably hope they would...
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Well, you might be surprised how badly I screwed it up
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Ha ha ha ha! You know, there's also a lot of crooked
cops out there, so maybe it's not so screwed after all.
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About how many crooked cops are there, on average, 2 per cent, 5 percent. I doubt I could find a statistic like that online, the cops would all say they were straight as an arrow. ... well it's not that they are bad it's I have no idea what they would do... Also might I ask if you have fully recovered from your incident a few months ago.
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Ha ha ha... I don't think it's possible
to find an accurate percentage, because the
most crooked cops hide behind the shiniest
good-guy badges.
A lot of my fellow guards are even freakin' filthy...
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I didn't know you were a guard. I thought you were... well I really don't know what I thought you were. Is it an interesting work environment? Better than a cubicle I might imagine.
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Ha ha ha... somedays, I wish I worked in a
comfortable and safe little cubicle. I work
in max, brotha, and it's fuckin' heavy heat
there somedays.
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Well, one of my biggest fears is to be stuck in a cubicle for 9 hours a day... I'd almost rather be in jail.
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I dunno... if you're a cubicle, you're being
verbally ass raped by a boss all day...
whereas in a jail cell,
bubba knows that talk is cheap
and that it takes money to buy whiskey.
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Yeah, goes to show ow much I hate cubicles and I did say almost chose prison.
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Ha ha ha ha...
If it weren't for being Eskimo'd,
I think many people would rather
prison too. lmao.
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Yes, how are the mental prisons... for dem crazies.
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Oh, you mean the Health Ward, Div. 6?
Dude, people in there are fuckin' bonkers.
They fling poo at you when you are extracting
them for contraband inspection.
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Still sounds better than figurative shit... have you seen any really inventive weapons made? Those are things I like to do, find ways to make those out of pringle tubes and newspaper...
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Yeah, I actually, I have.
I've seen inmates grow out their
fingernails long and then somehow
file them against the wall so that
they become sharp, like claws.
I've seen inmates use human waste
as a weapon. Trust me. No matter
how many layers of guard material
I'm wearing, the site of flying shit
coming towards me from seven inmates
to this day makes me cringe.
I've seen strangle cords made from
cut off and twisted together strands
of their own hair.
One motherfucker, two nights ago,
came at me with a sharpened plastic shard
that he broke off from the meal tray
he busted on the table in the mess hall.
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Clever. But that doesn't get you very far in that kind of place. Wow. What do they think they will gain out of doing this, escape? How might that happen.
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Just to get revenge, I suppose, they think
we're being rude but we're just doing my job.
It doesn't earn them anything, in the end.
Especially not with me. I just beat the shit
out of them and let the medical division deal
with their garbage when I'm done with them.
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Well maybe that's why they think you are being 'rude' vicious cycle I guess.
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Nah, usually when I hospitalize an inmate
they stop acting up as much. The other
guards just take their shit. I nip it
in the bud.
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I can see how that might stop them from pissing you off again. Though I am sure their are some who will try to kill you... again.
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Actually, no.
I only dish out ass-whipping when it's completely
necessary-- and when protocol allows for it, I
dish out a really mean one. It stops the behavior
from repeating itself. They usually follow the rules
and don't harm others or themselves anymore.
I don't do it for a power trip or to be mean. I do
it because it's my job, and I do it to administer order
and provide other inmates the uninterruptedness of their
own rehabilitative processes.
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Okay, I really have no idea what the circumstances are expect for the one who attacked you a piece of a metal tray. And I was just saying that if anyone hospitalized me for any circumstances, other than accidental I would be out for blood. More or less and I am a pretty calm person. I really don't think you would do it for a power trip but the people who do give you yourself a bad name.
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...but what else can I do, you know?
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Well I just don't want you killed.... That would be a really bad thing... what the Taoist/your beliefs on the afterlife...
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Awww.... thanks, homie.
Taoism never really states anything at all
specific about God or the afterlife.
Personally? I don't believe in one.
I don't understand the concept of Heaven...
I mean... where is it, ya know?
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It is a state of mind...
Well no one likes dying so at least we know where it came from, punishment and reward religions... kill the non believers... lovely...
Personally I am an Atheist. Well maybe more of an existentialist but I do believe you can be both.
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I would lean more towards atheism, myself,
if only I truly knew more about evolution
and more about many things... but at the same
rate, I've never been too logical or reasoned
of a person...
I suppose I suspend judgement. I'm an agnostic.
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Well I can (try) to explain evolution to you though what would end up happening is me failing to explain it adequately linking you to a few sites... so I must ask, what did mister bank robber say about how he tried (and failed) to get away with it.
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He laughed and spit at me.
-Sean-
Project Tao
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Wow, okay thanks though
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*wipes slime off of face*
Went though all of that... only for a thank you...
hahaha. just kidding.
-Sean-
Project Tao
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Anything big planned, lots of family or something?
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not at all. Just a relaxing day with my wife.
We're not even cooking turkey. we're going to IHOP. LOL
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That is amazing
I am sure they have a turkey at IHOP... I like IHOP they serve lunch in the morning so when we go I am no stuck with eggs and sausage...
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Naah. i'm gonna get pancakes. turkey is too dry--
I never liked it.
IHOP is just like Denny's, you can get what you
want, when you want, even at 3 in the morning.
Gotta love it.
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Dinner all day 
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Yep. They actually had a lottery to draw who would be
off for the holiday. i'm one of the lucky few that won
it.
Unfortunately, the business of corrections never, ever
closes.
-Sean-
Project Tao
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Well lucky you
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Let me know how it turns out, bro.
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Hey! I'm so glad that you remembered me!
It means a lot to me. I'm so glad that
you're here, again.
Sean
Project Tao
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i love ur work of course i would remember you :333
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You are so kind... Thank you, darling.
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Hey, thanks for remembering me.
appreciate you for it!
Sean
Project Tao
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heard you're bald now lol 
ah well - yeah I'm adding you
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