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"meukey"
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YOU AND YOUR AMAZING SMILES. ლ(ಠ益ಠლ MINE SHALL NEVER COMPARE JFGKJEHFGJRFGHR///--
But ANYHOOOO~~~
Sounds like fun~ >w> Easily blushed people ARE. SO. CUTE. I don't blush easy so i'm jelly of people like that Ffff;;
WOAH. HOLD UP GURL. "it" Teacher...? dafuq is that.
IT WAS. But alas. I like women more than men o 3o;;
PFT. The party was NOTHING. really. Just like 2 joints and like 3 beers mixed in with like.... 11 people xD
HOLYSHITYOUTOTHEFUCKISTHISHIT. lolwhat. ITS BECAUSE I'M WHITE ISN'T IT. GAWD I'M GOING TO BLAME AN ENTIRE RACE FOR THIS SHIT. because fuck you that's why. B| Wait. GAW. WE BOTH RANT. WE SHALL BE RANTING BUDDIES.
.....
.....
Forever. ఠ_ఠ
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You really think so? //patpats. Shoooshsoshsohsohsohshooosh~ Theywill, some day grasshopper~ =w=
I think they're kinda adorable too, sometimes~ Awww, don't be jelly~ <3 Be thankful because it's a curse sometimes. Seriously. >>;; Sex talks are even worse because of the blushi-ness. Oh, IT teacher, "Information technology" or rather, "Computing Studies"~ owo;;
Ah, really? To be honest, I'm confused as to that myself. Wait, you smoke? ono
Pfft, WE SHALL BE. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE SHALL DO WITH EACHOTHER, AND WE SHALL ENJOY IT EVEN IF WE DON'T BUT WE CAN'T BE OUT OF IT BECAUSE WE MADE A PLEDGE, AND YOU CAN'T BREAK A PLEDGE, BECAUSE IF YOU BREAK A PLEDGE, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE A FRIEND. //breathes.
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o^o;; *dies INTERNALLY*
Youuuhhuuuuuhuuuuhuuu~~ Silly silly silly pants you~
ishallsarpassyouonedayandRULETHEPLANETURANUSBWHAHAHAHA--
ooohhh okay xD I just kinda confused for a second there;;;;
Oh Really? I've known for a while that I liked women;;
You'll know. Believe me c:
Yus I do.
But not all the time, like once or twice a month xD
Sometimes i take muscle relaxers >n>;;
I'M NOT A DRUGGY. I swears. ^u^
Gawd.BREATHE. Or i'll have to preform CPR ;D
GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN. AND ILL MAKE THE PLEDGE OF A PLEDGE OF A PLEDGE THAT YOU SPEAK OF. AND WHILE YOUR IN THERE, IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO GET ME POKEY AND A SANDWICH THANKYOUSOMUCHKINDSIRHURHURHURHUR~
IM RICK JAMES BITCH.
Sometimes... i wish i was a railroad track.
YOUR LIKE MY PINKY TOE. ILL BANG YOU ON EVER PIECE OF FURNITURE I OWN.
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I am so frightfully sorry m'dear. I have silly pants? I didn't know that~ Ohreally,
It's okay, we all gets that way sometimes~
Oh, well, could you uh... sorta explain how you knew that you liked women? Imean,it'snotthatI'mlookingforadefiniteansweronhowtotell,butI'dliketknow,youknow? ;v;'' Oh, well. Oh my. Why do you smoke? Oh gosh, I'm asking all these personal questions, I am so sorry ;^; I don't mean to be rude or anything, I'm just a curious lil' person, ya know? //shotforthelil'personjoke.ewe. Ah, well, thank goodness~ ^v^
I AM TRYING TO BREATHE, BUT THIS ANVIL IS MAKING IT PRETTY HARD. //iks wearing a necklace with a little anvil pendant ;v; 'scute. 
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FFFFFFFfffff----- PERSONAL QUESTIONS UP MY WAZZU. Yes. I have a wazzu B|
Ohhooohohohoooo~ Don't worry. One day when i'm not to lazy to type I will be ambushing your with gazillions of questions B'D
WWWEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL Gather around children. And I shall tell you the story of how I knew that I liked the same gender. It's a story filled with love, Hate, passion, forbidden love, and.... I'm just bullshitting you children it has none of that xD
I knew that I liked girls the day that I..... Oh gawd.. remembering.. Saw my best friend take her shirt off >u>;; We were the kind of friends that you could do anything in front of and not feel awkward;;
Long story short she was lesbian so we went out 
But it's not always about the body. You could just feel rreeaallllly connected or feel love towards the same gender. It's quite easy to fall in love with anyone actually;; I: So watch out for "false love" It happens a lot and you can't tell till the end or rejection.
Knowing that you like girls is easy.
Have you ever been attracted to woman?
Have you ever felt "love" Towards a girl?
DO YOU LIKE GIRLS.
Ask yourself these questions and you'll find the answer c:
OH GAWD LECTURE IMSOSORRY.
*pantpant* I have this weird impulse and want to lick something metallic right now...wwhhhaaattt //offtopic//
I WANT THAT NECKLACE WOMAN. GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGROPEGIMMEGIMME.
FFFfffffffkdjfhekdfkhj
Woah ho hoho hohohohoho~~ I just might take you up on that ;D
I PLEDGE TO ALWAYS AND FOREVER dowhateverthefuckthepledgewasabout.
DONE.
WOOT.
JIZZININMYPANTS.
what..
YEAH.
Chuck Testa you say...?
I SAY CHUCK NORRIS YOUR MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN~
OH YEAH
Drop it like its something of a very high tempature ;D <--see what i did there??
I have no idea why actually.
You turn my floppy disk into a hardrive~~ ;D
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//sits patiently, eagerly awaiting the story, but is very sadly disappointed. Aww, I was rooting for some awesome, imaginative plot-twisting, butt-clenching drama adventure of sorts! <3 Oh, really? Gosh, sounds so instantaneous I guess. And wow, really? Sounds like a really great friend, possibly one of the best friends someone could have. Aww, it's a shame she moved ;^;
Oh, well. I don't think I've actually ever felt as strongly as a false /love/ of sorts, but I have felt strong attraction to people, be it platonic or otherwise. I suppose I have felt some sort of strong emotion to women/girls before. Both platonic and non, so I guess so? But, I've felt the same towards the male gender also? It's completely fine! I love lectures anyways, they're so insightful ;v;
I have ice-cream, or maybe some ice-lollies? owo
BUT I CAN'T GIVE YOU IT. ;A; //holds it to me. B-But I have a bunny one, and a turtle one. ;v; Would you like those? Actually, not the turtle, I only have one of 'em. Would you like the bunny one? eve
YAY! PLEDGE SEALED! //celebrates. OH, YOU SHOULD PROB'LY CLEAN THAT UP, BRAH. DUN WANNA LEAVE A MESS NOW, DO WE?
Oh, oh dear. Not my poor poor junior me. ;^;
I do see. And oh my, you're ever the flatterer
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//has cast on my arm ;w;''//
I SHALL ASK YOU MANY OF THINGS ONCE IT'S OFF I SWEARS.
i'm surprised I wrote that much last time;;
Fff Your not going to get anything amazingly spectacular like that from me ;u;'' I'm not good at stories~ Well maybe yaoi... YEAH YAOI.
//offtopicagainDAFUQ//
Well it's not always like the way that I explained it.
If you Feel anything besides just wanting a platonic relationship with someone then you obviously like them more.
If you like men to the your probably bisexual c:
Whomever you like it doesn't matter liking someone is liking someone <3
Why should the gender matter?
That persons a person. Like everyone else
NOPE.
GAWD I WANNA BITE A BABY IN THE SCALP.
wherethefudgedidthatcomefrom//
Hmmmm... Bunnies... or not bunnies..
GAWWW TO HARD /mindexplosion
HURHURHUROHYUS.~~
NOPE.
I'LL LEAVE THAT TO THE OTHERS.
like the little people... 0^0;;
GIRGLEGIRGLEGIRGLE.
btw what grade are you in >w>
You writing junior made me think of the subject O3O''
I AM A SOPHOMORE. Junior next year of coarse~
OH GAWD FRY. YOU ARE FROM THE INTERNET.
Why not Zoidberge!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ
One does not simply,
Not include Zoidberge.
WellWellWell~ I do try~ ;D
SO CHEESY. FFF
What's your favorite color?
Have you ever smoked or drank alcohol?
Whats your ideal date
//decided to ask questions anyways//
BIPOLARWRITING.
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Oh my, oAo What happened? //signs cast with a sparkly gold marker, all like ewe. I can't wait 'till I'm asked questions, I like questions very much ;v;
//giggles. I'd listen to any story you'd have to tell me, because I'm a good listener. I also have a particular interest in pairings of a homosexual nature. It's quite, uh, okay, it makes me feel many, many feelings ;//v//; I-It's okay~ Getting off-topic is a regular occurrence when talking, as I've found.
Oh, uh, I actually thought it was o//^//o;; How naive of me >//>;; I actually don't think gender does matter, I think that anyone who actually thinks that is conceited and narrow-minded. >BT Wel I am pretty sure that I do like both, because I've felt completely non-platonic to both sexes at some point in time, you know?
o^o I uh, should keep all my babies away from you, huh? :'D;; //hugs all my imaginary children towards me. owo;; I know, hardest decision ever. I was so heart-broken to have to choose.
I'm a little person ;v; //is only like, 5 foot tall ;//v//;
GRADE? WHAT IS THIS HERACY? I am in no grade, I live in Scotland, for goodness sakes lassie~ <3 Anyways, in Scotland, I'm in 3rd year of Secondary school, so yeah. 'm pretty mature for my age apparently >///>;; So, wait, what age is sophomore? I'm confused o^o
I dunno, why not Zoidberg?
Well, I have been told I am~ 
My favourtie colour's probably cerulean blue~ I have never smoked, I do asmit to partaking in the consumption of alcoholic beverages, in the presence of family and not. My ideal date? Uh, I would like the perfect date to be spend with my partner doing things I love, like going to the cinema, maybe the park and maybe going to the arcade afterwards, maybe walking home together, sharing a nice cuddle, maybe a sweet little goodbye kiss? ;v; It sounds so sappy and nerdy. Hell, I would even love a library date, UGH I AM A FREAKIN' NERD, but you know what? I don't care because I love nerd-ish awkwardly adorable people. ;v;
Pfft, we all do it, it's okay ;v;
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My brother was a lazy bastard and wouldn't carry a very heavy item up the stairs. So i was forced to. And half way up i twisted my hand to get a better grip on it and my wrist suddenly became very flexible
I didn't cry though;; Everyone was all surprised that i didn't. I haven't cried since i was born. >n>;; I may have wined but there was never any tears D:
WELL THEN I GOT ONE FOR YA.
There once was an ugly Barnicle.
And he was so ugly everyone died.
The End c:
HAPPY STORIES WOOT.
Noooo your not naive. Your just new to it is all c:
For me? It comes naturally.
I feel so nervous and uncomfortable around men xD
But with women it's a lot nicer for me.
Comfortable and just an all around nice feeling.
BUT THATS JUST ME. ;^;
NO.
LEMME BITE YOUR FUTURE BABEHS IN THE SCALP.
IT WITH MAKE ME SMARTERERERER.
WOAH HO HO, I'M SORRY BRO.
I have no idea what that means.
Sophomore? That means i only have 2 years of school left until i graduate and go to collage c:
i'm 16 lol.
How old are yyyooouuuuuu
What if i told you.
That Zoidberg isn't used because hes not loved.
MMMMMMM >W>]]
OH MEH GAWD.
Them dates~ That's actually super adorable xD
Well i don't like to label myself but i guess i'm a /nerd/ ;;
But my ideal date would probably going to a park or something, Then just like chill on a bench there and have it rain~ Not just like rraaiinn Like.. Pouring rain lol. And then walk home hand and hand. Take a shower with the other person/WITH CLOTHS ON./ And just get into something comfy and snuggle with a scary movie c:
I would so love that /DDIIIEEEESSS//
YAAAYYY APPROVAL. If you could move anywhere, where would you go?
Whats your favorite horror movie?
Do you like dogs or cats?
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That sounds really painful o^o;; Also, your brother sounds like a very helpful person xDD;; Oh, how could you not cry?
Aww, that's so sad, but so true. //sniffles. It was marvellous.
That sounds actually quite magical. ;w; I don't know, I feel kind of awkward around anyone I feel non-platonic feelings towards. I get all flustered and stuttery and all like "//brb can't form coherent sentences." Ahaha, it's so embarrassingly awkward ;//v//; Especially sexual innuendos/moments in real life and on tv/movies/whatever. I'm just all, "omgwhyyyy?//blush" Then again, I feel more at home around women if you know what I mean, but I get along with guys better as people? Like, I have the same frame of mind as them or some shit? I dunno, my friend explained it to me once, I can't remember it though owo;;
BUT MY BABIES ARE TWATS. I HAS NO INTELLECTZ FUR YOUZ. OAO
Ahaha, not even the English do ;v; Uh, right uh, forget grades and years and shit, I'm 14 going on 15. Well, let me rephrase that, I turn 15 in December //nodnods. Eyup. o//w//o;; Ah, you're so lucky, I still have three years of school left, then there's the possibility I might be going to college or university or maybe even both, I don't know, but then there's the issue with going out to buy a house, and living with roomates as such, which I don't have a problem with because my friends and I are already saving up to buy and apartment together, and we're getting jobs already, so we're gunna earn money and shit, so yeah! :'D Seriously, I should stop this, I'm probably boring you out of your skull ;//;
//gasps. But, Zoidberg has to be loved, I mean, it wouldn't be right if he wasn't! ;A;
Really? owo;; I got told by friends that it was sort of lame, and that I know nothing of romance xDD;; It was embarrassing but insightful I guess, I mean, everybody likes different things, right? <3 Yay, a fellow derp/nerd! <3 
Oooh, may I ask what your favourite colour is? Or colours? Oh, and your favourite alcoholic beverage ewe 's always a good one~ Ah, and I would like to ask you where about you live and one interesting fact about it! Oh! And your favourite book and/or movie if you have one ;v; I feel awful about asking you things 'cause of your wrist ;v;
Anywhere? Probably the USA, for a road trip or something! It sounds really good! And all the cool things I've heard about it ;v; It makes me want to visit desperately~ Where would you go? My favourite horror movie? Oh, I guess it'd have to be uh.. oh my, I actually don't have a favourite horror movie ;v; It's too hard to choose, you know? Well, what would be your favourite actually? I prefer cats to dogs, mainly because of the amount of noise, and how loud dogs are, but they make me wary, because I get quite intimidated easily by them ;^; What about you?~ Hm?
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Omg noooo it wasn't that bad really ;w;''
It was like a slap and a tickle xD
DAWWW. I would huggle you until you stop o3o;;
Aweh~ Your now officially the most sweetest person i know :'D
WELL THANK YOU. HURHURHUR//
>3> I try I try~
Well it's really up to you xD
Iv'e actually been kinda hoping you were so i was sorta pushing that fact;; Sorry ; n;''
Hope It didn't make you uncomfortable Nah just be who you wanna be and like the people whom you would want to like c:
OH GAWD SEXUAL JOKES.
They make me lololololol.
LOLYUP.
Nothing else to be said on that really PFTT--
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT I'M GOING TO EAT THEM ALL AND GNAW ON THEIR SKULLS.
You are pretty grown up for you age ;w;
Ah Irish. Not to be stereotypical but Thinking of the Irish makes me think of Leprechauns and Leprechauns scare me. And they make babies around fire hydrants. >W>;;
Ahh silly silly people.
FFFF// That's kinda nice that your planning ahead so much though. It's going to overall help you so much in the long run of everything.
America? Kinda sucks. It's so corrupt and bleh.
I'm going to start a bakery shop with my best friend in Florida <33
But if that doesn't work i'm going to go two years to Madison art collage than Two years in Germany collage than live there FOREVER.
Or Russia. Yeah Russia xD
ZOIBERG IS NOTHING MY A GIANT LOBSTER THAT I WOULD LIKE TO COOK AND... Not eat... Wait maybe.. I DUNNOSHUDDUPPEOPLEYOUDONTKNOWME.
ITSBECAUSEIMWHITEISNTITBLAHBLAHBLAH.
Ahhh Cheesy romance is the best ;w;
Poems and cheesy jokes and fun /but simple/ dates.
THATS THE LIFE.
The shower is more to warm up really~ Then one at a time get on PJ's
c:
THEN SNUGGLE.
gawd snuggling in a comfy basement bedroom xD
I have everything planned out to well;;;
Scary movies are /the/ best xD
I love horror~
Not much a fan of gore though. It's just not entertaining.
Unless Paris Hilton gets an ax to the head like in Wax Museum <3 Then i'll watch it xD
Mine is Glacier Blue~
Vodka UV blue Or a dirty martini xD
USA, Wisconsin. We are the leading provider of cheese ever.
We are known as the cheese-heads xD PACKERS WOOT.
I like the warrior cat series. But i never got past the first book. Or page 53.... I'm not good at reading really
Movie would have to be Blair Witch 2 Oh gawd. It's so freaky.
Blair witch 1 was just plain stupid but 2 is ubber coolio ;3;
Ahhh USA again.
I wont ruin your hopes but don't go North /were i live/ Nothing but hicks and cornfields up here.
RUSSIA OR GERMANY. Favorite places <3
Most for The Cold War and World War II
Ah History junkie~
Errr there's one horror movie i refuse to watch is 13 Ghosts. That movie for some reason terrifies me to death...
I like cats but big dogs definetly have my... HFGERKG <33
I want a Siberian husky and a whiter German Shepard <<33333
They wont hurt you!
..Much.. LOLWHAT
I lie
I LIE.
OKAY QUESTIONS.
We are writing so much and ranting so much to each other i loose track of what i'm writing so please. If I forget anything just tell me <33
Where do you live and tell me and interesting fact about it~
whats your favorite candy bar
Would you ever smoke weed? or try drugs?
Whats your favorite alcoholic beverage >u>;;
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Ohmygosh, I am so sorry for replying so fucking late. There really is not excuse for my tardiness ;^;
That sounds actually rather pleasant, considering what the consenquence was owo;; ;v; I would cling back and be such a pansy bitch it'd be embarassing :'D;; Aww, you don't mean that~ <3 You're just freakin' amazing. One of the most amazingnest people I know. I know amazingnest isn't a word either. SEE? I MAKE WORDS UP. 'M SPECIAL! You'rewelcome;v;
A-Ah! No need to apologise hun! ;v; <3 I just. I get so confused and am not always in the right frame of mind to think logically 'n' shit, so I guess it's my fault for unloading all this whiny bullshit at you >w<;; <3 No~ You didn't make me uncomfortable ;v; Promise! <3 It's just when mostly real life, can't handle that shit, yo. owo;; //nodnod. I'll do that! ;v; Oh, I see :'D I can just imagine you with my friends then, you'd have a field day x3;; Although, the guys can be a bit obnoxious.... butmeh.
//LE GASP. BUT WHY? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPESHAL WITH THOSE LEETLE BAHBIEEEZ.
Aww, thank you ;v; You're pretty epic for your age too ;w; When did the irish arrive?
But what if he 'whoop whoop's and leaves us forever?
Cheesey romance makes me smile, but it sorta stinks. ThatjokewassobadI'mashamedofmyself. But seriously. I love all that stuff it's just someone to share it with hdgsdlvb ;^;
Snuggling is the fucking best ever. Hands down. My favourite thing? Snuggling. I've only ever snuggled with my friends in a platonic way though, but I imagine it's better in a non-platonic way? owo;; Also, why would you want your bedroom to be in a basement? owo Scary movies are amazing. I like gore films, but that's just because I imagine myself being the one who's killing everyone and I feel a lot better ;v; Oh, I take it you don't like Paris Hilton then?
Oh, cool! owo We're pretty big for cheese over here too, but mostly whisky. Whisky's great though :Y I haven't seen Blair Witch owo;; nor have I heard of warrior cat >w>;;
Aha, I'll remember that ;v; <3 Oooh, I'm not much of a fanatic, but I used to be so interested in it, I don't know. I guess my interest dwindled? ;^; Ah, I do miss sitting down and pouring through history books and shit to find out about them. ;v; Sounds interesting actually~ o3o Eheh, I like Siberian huskies, but I don't like it when they bark ono It scares me oAo
Ah, it happens to the best of us ;v; Iwill~
Ah, I live in bonny Scotland, in the city of Glasgow~ At one point we were the murder capital of Europe, but also the friendliest city in Scotland :'D I find that hillarious. My favourite 'candy' bar would be... uh.... I suppose cadbury's chocolate caramel bar ;v; [Yours?] Oh, no. Never in my life. I also think I will never put my mouth to a ciggarette or anything in the like. I'm quite strongly opposed to smoking. My favourite alcoholic beverage has to be apple sourz. They're shots ;v;
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Hey uh... I kinda have some bad news here.
I'm not going to be able to reply to your comments back that much...
I know we got into the loonngg and fun conversations for a bit there but I don't think that I can keep up my pep anymore.
I'm sorry I know that I shouldn't bring this upon you but I can't do it that much anymore...
I am really truly sorry for this inconvenience and probably the bringing down of your day.
I've been so off my game that even people who barley know me are asking whats wrong, heh.
Guess i bring the Gllooooooomm along with me, since im not my usual spazzy self.
I'm usually and really am like i talk in my messages.
I am a peppy person. Also very paranoid about government and cannibals. I have a fear of thunder and everywhere I go i'm pretty shy but most people like me. I'm also a strange person to get along with.
Thats just who I am.
I've been going through a lot of troubles with a couple close friends of mine and love interests.
Most of them want to, "do away with themselves"
and the girl of my dreams keeps saying that she likes me over and over and over again. But yet she has a boyfriend.
Then she has the guts to say, "oh but i like you more than him."
But that's what I get for being attracted to people who can truly piss me off;;
sorry sorry sorry.
i'm ranting about my life here.
Ignore it please;;
Talk about happy// happy things
If you wanna reply back that is.
/hughug/ luv you
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Thanks you for being AMAZING <33 O wO;;
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>///< You're so sweet, thnk you
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Thanks For The Fave' ~<3 (:
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and thankies for being....AMAZING-----~! : DD
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D'aww thankyou (':
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Thankies for being..AMAZING :'DD
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Thankies for being....AMAZING!! : DD <33
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N'aw you're too sweet :'D <33
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thankies for being...AMAZING :'DD
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Thank you for faving my style fic. It's the first real fanfiction I've written and it means alot that you support it
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Thanks for being amazing :'DD
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And thank you for being... AMAZING :'DD <33
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thanks for teh addy fave thingy ma bobber xD
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Thankies for being....AMAZING~ <33
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Thankies for the awesomeness : DD
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thank yoo for both faves! much love 
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And thankies you for being...AMAZING~! C:
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