I-am-Slender-Man In reply to ??? [2012-12-22 05:38:51 +0000 UTC]

Good I suppose.

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AskGayZalgo In reply to I-am-Slender-Man [2012-12-22 05:47:47 +0000 UTC]

...damn it, why do you have to be attractive?good, good to hear. um... mm. is there, uh... anything you wanted to... *makes a vague hand gesture and leaves the sentence hanging*

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I-am-Slender-Man In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-22 05:49:02 +0000 UTC]

I just wanted to meet you....you're so wonderful! So.......handsome.

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AskGayZalgo In reply to I-am-Slender-Man [2012-12-22 05:53:05 +0000 UTC]

... ////////////////////////////////////

... you think i'm handsome? wait, let me rephrase that. you think i'm...?

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I-am-Slender-Man In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-22 06:06:40 +0000 UTC]

.......well....yes.....

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AskGayZalgo In reply to I-am-Slender-Man [2012-12-22 06:08:55 +0000 UTC]

... sorry, i just... no slenderman has ever thought i was handsome before. sorry about my whole thing, i just... dunno, it's just... unexpected.

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I-am-Slender-Man In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-22 06:11:35 +0000 UTC]

Ohh...if I made you feel awkward I'm sorry...

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AskGayZalgo In reply to I-am-Slender-Man [2012-12-22 06:14:05 +0000 UTC]

oh, no, it's... it's not awkward, honey, it's just... *smiles a little* ... it's flattering. thanks for that.

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I-am-Slender-Man In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-22 06:17:40 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome.

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AskGayZalgo In reply to I-am-Slender-Man [2012-12-22 06:23:31 +0000 UTC]

///////// hey, uh... why don't you come talk to me a little later, when i have my minds sorted out? i think we could have a nice chat.

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DangerFlow In reply to ??? [2012-10-27 22:50:45 +0000 UTC]

Haaaaaaaai mommy. c:

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AskGayZalgo In reply to DangerFlow [2012-12-22 05:05:37 +0000 UTC]

honey, last time i checked, i was male-bodied. you might be looking for a female version of me. i'd direct you, but no zalga i know has an account here.

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DangerFlow In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-22 17:25:57 +0000 UTC]

I call everyone mommy. c:

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AskGayZalgo In reply to DangerFlow [2012-12-24 03:50:03 +0000 UTC]

oh... well, that explains that, then.

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Assasingirl101 In reply to ??? [2012-10-21 03:36:21 +0000 UTC]

OH MER GERD!! IT'S LIU.HE'S ILL.

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EmilytheNeko In reply to ??? [2012-10-09 11:19:24 +0000 UTC]

You look sooo fabulous~!

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AskGayZalgo In reply to EmilytheNeko [2012-12-22 05:05:48 +0000 UTC]

don't i always? <3

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EmilytheNeko In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-23 21:50:14 +0000 UTC]

Oh, yeah, totally~!

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AskThread In reply to ??? [2012-09-01 18:09:07 +0000 UTC]

Lord Zalgo? Something is wrong with Liu. Please help him...Please O^O

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FaithfullyNeutral In reply to ??? [2012-08-29 23:25:50 +0000 UTC]

5 weeks andcounting....Get online. D:

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AskGayZalgo In reply to FaithfullyNeutral [2012-12-22 05:06:21 +0000 UTC]

sorry, hun. i'm here now. i fell the fuck to sleep and i guess my secretary didn't think about waking me up.

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FaithfullyNeutral In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 05:43:45 +0000 UTC]

It's fine~

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Frost-Paw123 In reply to FaithfullyNeutral [2012-12-02 08:46:34 +0000 UTC]

I FOUND YOU SNIKY-KUN

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FaithfullyNeutral In reply to Frost-Paw123 [2012-12-02 18:33:39 +0000 UTC]

Crap :0 Noooo I have been found out

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Frost-Paw123 In reply to FaithfullyNeutral [2012-12-03 00:07:58 +0000 UTC]

Mwahahaha NOW BACK.ONLINE.PLEASE.

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FaithfullyNeutral In reply to Frost-Paw123 [2012-12-03 01:38:16 +0000 UTC]

I ISH ONLINE

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Frost-Paw123 In reply to FaithfullyNeutral [2012-12-03 01:38:54 +0000 UTC]

Holy SH-T YES.

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FaithfullyNeutral In reply to Frost-Paw123 [2012-12-03 01:52:07 +0000 UTC]

I know right? XD

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Frost-Paw123 In reply to FaithfullyNeutral [2012-12-03 01:52:44 +0000 UTC]

Yessss

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Ask-Jeff In reply to ??? [2012-08-29 17:52:59 +0000 UTC]

*Running, has to stagger to a stop at the speed he was going. He looks terrified.*
Zalgo! H-Hey, you gotta help me! It's my b-brother...he's....there's something wrong with h-him!

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AskGayZalgo In reply to Ask-Jeff [2012-12-22 05:07:54 +0000 UTC]

i'm so sorry, hun, but i literally just woke up from the longest fucking nap ever fathomed. did liu make it out okay?

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Ask-Jeff In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-22 20:04:16 +0000 UTC]

......No. *He gave a small, cold, humorless chuckle.* ...And you missed a lot. He's dead. I left after he died, I went back to my empty house. I sat there...I went crazy. I killed the whole Neighborhood. Pets and all. I'm going insane, heh...my mom brought me back from it for a little while, but it won't hold. I'm slipping, badly.

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AskGayZalgo In reply to Ask-Jeff [2012-12-24 03:53:40 +0000 UTC]

... liu told me at least about his current state after i asked you that. i'm sorry about that. and... it breaks my heart to hear that, honey. if there's anything i can do for you, say the word... that is, if you want to be saved.

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Ask-Jeff In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 08:08:07 +0000 UTC]

*He gave the god a look...a look that held that insane part of him that would be coming very, very soon.* ...Heh. Heheheh. Heh..ha ha haa! Saved! *Inching a little closer to he god of corruption, his manic expression almost fully mimicked his future self's smile.* Me...saved? What happens to fate? What happens to Jeff the Killer?

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AskGayZalgo In reply to Ask-Jeff [2012-12-24 08:29:53 +0000 UTC]

... honey, i know all too well what usually happens to jeff the killer. there is nothing that says that certain fates can't be avoided. it all depends on which fate you would rather prevail.

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Ask-Jeff In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 16:52:56 +0000 UTC]

*Jeff let his head tilt slightly.* ...Doesn't it feel good, Zalgo? *That...smile, still in place. His eyes manic.* What you do. Doesn't it feel good when you destroy, corrupt? Don't you lie to me...I despise liars.

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AskGayZalgo In reply to Ask-Jeff [2012-12-27 09:31:39 +0000 UTC]

... to a point, jeff, yes. it's in my nature; i'm built that way. but that doesn't mean that i go around fucking shit up all the time, even if that's true. that's another thing, though, honey. i'm the god of corruption. i'm supposed to enjoy it. you are human, honey. that's why humans were made: to have free will. to make choices, fate be damned. if you choose madness, sweetheart... that's up to you. but i can guarantee you so many more possibilities open up for you if you remain sane.

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Ask-Jeff In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-28 20:17:53 +0000 UTC]

*He waits for a long while, silent. Jeff then, completely unprovoked, burst into cackling laughter.*

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AskGayZalgo In reply to Ask-Jeff [2012-12-28 20:24:18 +0000 UTC]

... guess i should've expected it. the vast majority of you end up tipping.

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Ask-Jeff In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-29 05:59:28 +0000 UTC]

You expect me to believe I'm able to get help! *The wild laughter continues.* Be locked away in a mental ward for the rest of my pathetic, drugged life? Or dead, is that the way to go? It's in here. *He knocks against his skull.* And it's not goin' anywhere...Zalgy.

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AskGayZalgo In reply to Ask-Jeff [2013-01-10 01:31:48 +0000 UTC]

... believe it or not, honey, there are people who can help without locking you up anywhere. there are also gods who could help, but... well, most of you only believe in me, if any gods at all. but, sweetheart, if it's already there... well, i guess i can't lie that you're in for some hell of pain.

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WolfoftheWilds In reply to ??? [2012-08-28 01:24:01 +0000 UTC]

ZALGO
BRO
liuissickandheneedsacureorwhateversohelpmeplease. *pantpant* Ohgod... Ijust*cough*ranamiletogethereandIbrokemyspacebar.
deviantART muro drawing

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AskLiu In reply to ??? [2012-08-25 22:28:47 +0000 UTC]

Ḇ̸̨̰̟̦i̴̱̻̕g̛͕͎̀ ͏͍͙̹͖̠̩̠̘̫͠b̵̧̹r̯̟̀o̖͔̰̠t̨̧̙̣͇͙̥̰̗͈̼h̘͓̱̕͠e̸̶̠̼ŗ̹̗͘.̧̼̻͖͟.̢̮͚͎̦̟̳̟͍.̪̖̺͕͕̪͜

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AskGayZalgo In reply to AskLiu [2012-12-22 05:06:54 +0000 UTC]

... liu, baby, what's the matter? is this still happening? fuck, why did i have to fall asleep...

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AskLiu In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-22 05:17:49 +0000 UTC]

...No, big brother, don't worry, it's already gone and passed...in a way, I'm grateful...no more pain...but on the down side, I ended up dying...so...now I'm a spirit...simply wandering between the dead and the living...

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AskGayZalgo In reply to AskLiu [2012-12-22 05:20:49 +0000 UTC]

... fucking mother of fucking fuck shit. damn everything. of course i would fucking sleep through--

... sorry, hun, that's probably not what you wanted to hear from me right now...

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AskLiu In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-22 05:22:34 +0000 UTC]

We all have problems we must deal with...I don't blame you at all, you have things you must deal with as well...and I can imagine you're busy much...and a rest was well-deserved...

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AskGayZalgo In reply to AskLiu [2012-12-22 05:29:03 +0000 UTC]

... it just feels wrong to have slept through something that...

shit, half my minds still aren't working, and i can't fucking communicate. i mean to say that i slept for, like, six months straight, and that shouldn't have happened, and i have no idea why it did, and i'd really like some fucking answers about that but i have no idea who to ask because i'm the maestro here... *sighs* and it hurts to think you died when i could have prevented it.

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AskLiu In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-22 05:35:05 +0000 UTC]

Try not to worry over it too much...I can't hurt really anymore...so that counts for something...doesn't it...? *He asks softly, frowning as he becomes tangible, a more solid form though he's still transparent* ... [link] At least...my brother got what he wanted in the end...

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AskGayZalgo In reply to AskLiu [2012-12-22 05:37:59 +0000 UTC]

... yeah, i suppose it does. guess i never really got the perks of being mortal. maybe it's just because i can't relate...? i don't fucking know... but i do know one thing. reading that conversation breaks my heart.

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