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Comments: 400

springl0cked In reply to ??? [2012-06-29 01:09:10 +0000 UTC]

mkay 'Londra.
love you. xD

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-29 01:18:05 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I SWITCHED SONGS. I AM NOW OFFICIALLY INFURIATED. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-29 01:19:50 +0000 UTC]

oh shit

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-29 01:22:54 +0000 UTC]

OH SHIT IS RIGHT. NOW IS IT A FREAKIN' SHIRT OR NOT?!

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-29 01:25:32 +0000 UTC]

nope.

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-29 01:28:17 +0000 UTC]

Darn. Is it some plushies?

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-29 01:28:31 +0000 UTC]

maaaybe

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-29 01:33:20 +0000 UTC]

:3 okaaaaay, is it NOT passport/wallet?

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-29 01:33:29 +0000 UTC]

maaaaaybe

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-29 01:34:30 +0000 UTC]

Shyenne, you are going to kill me!

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-29 01:38:07 +0000 UTC]

maaaaybe

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-29 01:43:51 +0000 UTC]

JHADFK,BLAHRV SLD,FHJBKLAJBD,MJBFKVJBSDK,DKS!!!! D:<

pinche nana. >:I

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-29 01:46:29 +0000 UTC]

PUTA
*shot*

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-29 02:01:10 +0000 UTC]

QUE ME DICES PENDEJO?

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-29 02:07:25 +0000 UTC]

...
Te amo. ;~;

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-29 02:10:20 +0000 UTC]

aww, te quiero tambien <3 ya no vamos a pelear

tu eres mi amiga por siempre, si?

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-29 02:12:21 +0000 UTC]

...
*runs to google translate*

Β‘sΓ­! siempre seremos amigos, Alondra! Hetalia mejores amigos para siempre!

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-29 02:23:06 +0000 UTC]

*it should be mejores Hetalias amigas* aye Shyenne. Todavia no sabes espanol? a, pero 'sta bien. Sabes que quiero aprender Romanian?

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-29 02:26:08 +0000 UTC]

mkay i give up

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-29 02:31:14 +0000 UTC]

awww, but I was having such fun ;^; oh well! Did you even understand the last thing I sent you?

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-29 02:32:56 +0000 UTC]

no.

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-29 02:37:59 +0000 UTC]

xD oh Shyenne. You're great, you know that? :3

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-29 02:41:18 +0000 UTC]

..ohrly?
ive been told different

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-29 02:44:56 +0000 UTC]

by who?!

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-29 02:51:56 +0000 UTC]

my step-father and many others.

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-29 17:23:08 +0000 UTC]

well don't listen to them. They're just jelly!

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springl0cked In reply to ??? [2012-06-26 04:49:45 +0000 UTC]

[link]
I love ya bro.
XD

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-26 17:48:03 +0000 UTC]

te quiero tambien!

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-26 18:08:02 +0000 UTC]


EY BRO
I MIGHT GET A POLAND PLUSHIE~

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-26 18:21:51 +0000 UTC]

WHAAAAA? when?

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-26 18:40:12 +0000 UTC]

Either Wednesday or Thursday. Theres a place in the Mall in Fairfield CA with ALL KINDS of Hetalia stuff o3o

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-26 18:42:13 +0000 UTC]

djns fg.kGAFSXCZ .˚jrthba,sdfhg,kafgbd,hb,jhbsf. cgurfbbv.kjbds!!!!@!

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-26 18:46:33 +0000 UTC]

calm down bro
i plan on bringing you something. owo'
you and Kyra are both gettin somethin' cause your my Hetalia tarded buddies.

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-26 18:53:21 +0000 UTC]

aww, really? thanks so much!!! I seriously don't know how I'll be able to thank you!

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-26 18:57:31 +0000 UTC]

you dont have to thank me in any way, its fine. xD youre my buddy, so its just a gift. :3

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-26 19:01:47 +0000 UTC]

really? I'm your buddy? 'Cause it just so happens that you're my buddy too!

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-26 19:03:23 +0000 UTC]

oh really?? well im happy to be your buddy, buddy!

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-26 19:06:41 +0000 UTC]

oh mein Gott! it's just like that porcupine from the movie Open Season, the blue one, and he just says "Buuuuuuuddyyyyyyyy . . ." xD

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-26 19:17:27 +0000 UTC]

YES
Buuuuuddddyyyyyyyyyy

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-26 19:21:13 +0000 UTC]

BUUUUUUDDYYYYYYYYY . . .

oh! and did you read the Harry Potter books/watch the movies?

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-26 19:26:44 +0000 UTC]

nope.
I hate Harry Potter.

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-26 19:29:05 +0000 UTC]

QUE?! oh well, I lost the link to the Potter thing I was gonna send you anyways. Here is a link for Aph Denmark hugging . . . someone: [link]

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-26 19:29:50 +0000 UTC]

das cute

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-26 19:30:12 +0000 UTC]

^_^ I likes it

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-26 19:37:08 +0000 UTC]

i has new APH love

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-26 22:28:40 +0000 UTC]

really? tell me more!

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-26 22:30:21 +0000 UTC]

His name is Austria.
And he expresses his anger with Pianos.

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-26 22:34:07 +0000 UTC]

His anger is Chopin. xD

Also, he and Prussia are like mortal enemies.

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springl0cked In reply to DistortedHumor [2012-06-26 22:34:38 +0000 UTC]

I know. That makes it even better~

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DistortedHumor In reply to springl0cked [2012-06-26 22:38:43 +0000 UTC]

xD you mad scientist.

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