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LibraryPoliceman [8247862] [] "I find teeth interesting"

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Comments: 289

LibraryPoliceman In reply to ??? [2009-08-07 13:08:15 +0000 UTC]

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Like a donner party kind of party?

I have no pity for them.

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Pickled-Poppy In reply to LibraryPoliceman [2009-08-07 15:26:48 +0000 UTC]

Exactly like that kinda party.
With more naked people but you know...

You haven't had any pity since the accident!
Move on!

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LibraryPoliceman In reply to Pickled-Poppy [2009-08-07 15:37:22 +0000 UTC]

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I don't really want to starve or anything...

I don't need pity, and I don't need to move on. There's nothing to move on FROM.

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Pickled-Poppy In reply to LibraryPoliceman [2009-08-07 15:39:44 +0000 UTC]

There's never any need to starve, not with Steve around.
Remember what happened on the plane.
I still see it you know.


Look, I know there's a lot of unpleasentness. but you can't lie to yourself for ever damn it.
SHE WAS REAL!

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LibraryPoliceman In reply to Pickled-Poppy [2009-08-07 15:47:11 +0000 UTC]

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I still see it too, as I kept the security tapes. Or should I say SEX-curity tapes.


She wasn't real, she was a damned manifestation of YOUR goddamned guilt.

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Pickled-Poppy In reply to LibraryPoliceman [2009-08-07 17:48:43 +0000 UTC]

Sex-curity.
Well, sex is one work for it. I've still not figured out what the chicken was for.

My god-damned guilt is what's keeping her memory alive! At least give back the body!

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LibraryPoliceman In reply to Pickled-Poppy [2009-08-08 00:19:54 +0000 UTC]

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It was for flavour, methinks.

The body being in my house is nothing but a statuatory coincidence.

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Pickled-Poppy In reply to LibraryPoliceman [2009-08-08 11:42:19 +0000 UTC]

It was just the look on it's face.
It would have been funny if not for the screaming.


Coincidence hay? I can think of a few other coincidences surrounding her.

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LibraryPoliceman In reply to Pickled-Poppy [2009-08-08 13:31:15 +0000 UTC]

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It wa funny because of the screaming.

Coincidences like???

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Pickled-Poppy In reply to LibraryPoliceman [2009-08-08 14:16:29 +0000 UTC]

I suppose you have a valid point there.


Coincidences like, the body, the chess pieces and don't get me started on the telly.

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LibraryPoliceman In reply to Pickled-Poppy [2009-08-08 15:18:53 +0000 UTC]

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I never have points that are valid past the point of possibility.

There's lots of coincidence on television, feel free to give me a couple ideas here.

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Pickled-Poppy In reply to LibraryPoliceman [2009-08-08 17:13:33 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure that you some times have others.


The fact i found you slitting on it.

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LibraryPoliceman In reply to Pickled-Poppy [2009-08-08 19:27:27 +0000 UTC]

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Others that are pointless and not worth the time it takes to say them, and certainly not the time it takes to think about them.

It's the first time I've ever heard you care.

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Pickled-Poppy In reply to LibraryPoliceman [2009-08-08 22:46:26 +0000 UTC]

All points are worth the time it take to think about them
Unless there about high school musical....or anchovies.

I always care, but, it's hard to tell you

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LibraryPoliceman In reply to Pickled-Poppy [2009-08-09 01:49:05 +0000 UTC]

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It's not worth the time, trust me.

Hard to tell me I mean something to you?

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Pickled-Poppy In reply to LibraryPoliceman [2009-08-09 01:59:31 +0000 UTC]

It always is with your human kind

so
tell me something interesting.

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LibraryPoliceman In reply to Pickled-Poppy [2009-08-09 10:43:39 +0000 UTC]

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And your kind? With your genocidal tendencies?

Here's something interesting, you're killing me.

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Pickled-Poppy In reply to LibraryPoliceman [2009-08-09 10:46:18 +0000 UTC]

Honestly! You kill one itsy bitsy race and people never forget about it!


I shall endeavour to stop then

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LibraryPoliceman In reply to Pickled-Poppy [2009-08-09 10:51:07 +0000 UTC]

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I don't think I could, considering it was such a wide-spread and hateful act.

You should endeavour to read my work and then tell people about it so I can have blatantly apparent self-satisfaction that I can use to purchase an ego that isn't broken.

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Pickled-Poppy In reply to LibraryPoliceman [2009-08-09 10:52:37 +0000 UTC]

One day maybe.


Ahh the true meaning of deviant art.

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LibraryPoliceman In reply to Pickled-Poppy [2009-08-09 10:57:03 +0000 UTC]

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One day you maybe just turn your guns t'wards us.

The true meaning of deviant ISN'T so that I can have somewhere to post things that I wouldn't tell to people I know, but don't mind telling complete strangers!!?!?

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Pickled-Poppy In reply to LibraryPoliceman [2009-08-09 12:11:18 +0000 UTC]

Just don't anger me.


deviantArt has many meanings.

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LibraryPoliceman In reply to Pickled-Poppy [2009-08-09 12:12:22 +0000 UTC]

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I shall do what I please, my dear!

Maybe it's got one meaning and just a lot of interpretations?

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Pickled-Poppy In reply to LibraryPoliceman [2009-08-09 12:13:48 +0000 UTC]

I could never slaughter one so interesting.
Darned.


This is also possible c:

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LibraryPoliceman In reply to Pickled-Poppy [2009-08-09 12:19:30 +0000 UTC]

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My supposed interest has kept me alive?

It is, but I doubt it, I'm just being difficult.

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Pickled-Poppy In reply to LibraryPoliceman [2009-08-09 12:21:16 +0000 UTC]

That and the fact I haven't mastered killing people with my brain yet


Again.
S'all part of the fun.

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LibraryPoliceman In reply to Pickled-Poppy [2009-08-09 15:13:49 +0000 UTC]

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I suppose that would be a tough one 'eh?

Fun! Who needs fun, there's no fun to be had on this site.

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Pickled-Poppy In reply to LibraryPoliceman [2009-08-09 16:46:26 +0000 UTC]

I just make myself dizzy

a pox on fun!
We'll have no of that here

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LibraryPoliceman In reply to Pickled-Poppy [2009-08-09 19:48:25 +0000 UTC]

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Dizziness sounds like a pleasant way for you to forget who you are.

No fun, none, none none.

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Pickled-Poppy In reply to LibraryPoliceman [2009-08-09 20:00:05 +0000 UTC]

It works well for a short time, then the truth comes back quickly


Only order!

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LibraryPoliceman In reply to Pickled-Poppy [2009-08-09 20:02:02 +0000 UTC]

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Then you must spin again and again and again but for longer periods of time. It's kind of like the ecstacy use mind-set.


Order, in which court?

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Pickled-Poppy In reply to LibraryPoliceman [2009-08-09 20:34:51 +0000 UTC]

Or possible I could just get some ecstacy...

All of them really

So
How has your day been and such other convasational pleasantries

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LibraryPoliceman In reply to Pickled-Poppy [2009-08-09 20:39:17 +0000 UTC]

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Do a heavy dose of E, see how it goes.

I only like the one with the king who talks backwards.

My day has been alright I suppose. Not really the best though, I'm in a bit of a funk, though I'm working on a play currently, and it's going well so things are looking up. Perhaps we should find some other manner in which to converse? Ahah

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Pickled-Poppy In reply to LibraryPoliceman [2009-08-09 21:43:45 +0000 UTC]

Hrmm, from my experience with drugs E is never something that I figured would go well for me... So mayhaps not.

Kings who can talk backwards are always brillo.

Sorry to here about the funk. Funks are never good.
Whoot! a play! What play may i ask?
I muchly agree,
if you have msn mine is shiny_star_6@hotmail.co.uk

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LibraryPoliceman In reply to Pickled-Poppy [2009-08-09 22:14:52 +0000 UTC]

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I've always been interested in speed myself.

Kings who can't talk backwards are failures.

You've been added!

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Pickled-Poppy In reply to LibraryPoliceman [2009-08-09 22:24:53 +0000 UTC]

Never tried it, I prefer calmiemaking thing.
or acid.
That one was fun.

Like the ones who mericifully behead.

I shall be on sometime in the near future!

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LibraryPoliceman In reply to Pickled-Poppy [2009-08-09 22:27:15 +0000 UTC]

Ohhh Acid, nice. I did shrooms once, but they were trash and I felt nothing.

Torture is the only way to go.

Well, I'm glad, now I'll have people on my msn from a few different continents.

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Pickled-Poppy In reply to LibraryPoliceman [2009-08-09 22:37:08 +0000 UTC]

Never done shrooms.
i don't trust the people who pick them round here.

of course.
maybe a boiling in tar or two.

Whoops C: I have a few people from all over on this one.

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LibraryPoliceman In reply to Pickled-Poppy [2009-08-09 22:40:29 +0000 UTC]

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Are there a lot of shroom grow ops?

Ohh, or anything involving whips. Cuz clearly that's what I'm in to.

It's kind of odd, when I think about it, because I know them well enough that it's hard to think they're so far.

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Pickled-Poppy In reply to LibraryPoliceman [2009-08-09 22:44:16 +0000 UTC]

surprisingly many. I just think they're dull enough to pick the ones that kill you to..
Shame that :c

Ditto! Horse whips are the most effective.
methinks

I often struggle with that, particularity with Satah, It's hard to think I can't just plan to hang out with her some days. The internet is odd.

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LibraryPoliceman In reply to Pickled-Poppy [2009-08-09 22:49:51 +0000 UTC]

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Ahaha, why not pick them yourself?

I'd have to say, that's hawt.

Oh Satah, she's absolutely fantastic. We've become ridiculously fast friends.

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Pickled-Poppy In reply to LibraryPoliceman [2009-08-09 22:52:26 +0000 UTC]

I only think the people would pick the killer ones.
I am sure I would do it.

haha nothing hotter that Hawt

She's magic like that! I've know her half a year and think of her as on of my best friends.

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LibraryPoliceman In reply to Pickled-Poppy [2009-08-09 23:00:06 +0000 UTC]

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Ahaha, I think you should grow your own.

Well, HAWT is a little warmer.

Ahaha, she's definitely a really close friend. She's utterly charasmatic.

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Pickled-Poppy In reply to LibraryPoliceman [2009-08-09 23:04:35 +0000 UTC]

Clever.
In the garden, tell the folks there a school project.

About 10degrees I've heard.

Deffo. Want to ship her out here.
You should totally come to!

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LibraryPoliceman In reply to Pickled-Poppy [2009-08-09 23:07:11 +0000 UTC]

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Ahaha, "For a project, I'm growing illegal narcotics, not a problem, right?".

I suppose that's how hawt I am.

Man, can I?!?!

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Pickled-Poppy In reply to LibraryPoliceman [2009-08-09 23:08:11 +0000 UTC]

Look at least I'm being safe and growing my own.

most assuredly.

Totally!

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LibraryPoliceman In reply to Pickled-Poppy [2009-08-09 23:13:48 +0000 UTC]

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I misread that, I thought you said, "Growing up on my own"

Aww yeaaahhhh.

Nice! I'll make sure Satah brings her Uke, and that's how we'll enjoy ourselves on the long ride over.

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Pickled-Poppy In reply to LibraryPoliceman [2009-08-10 13:26:52 +0000 UTC]

Would have had an interesting take on it.

Awesome! That would be so great!

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LibraryPoliceman In reply to Pickled-Poppy [2009-08-10 14:15:21 +0000 UTC]

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You woulda been a great single-parent-child.

I don't know if Satah could handle all that much of me for that long of a time.

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Pickled-Poppy In reply to LibraryPoliceman [2009-08-10 17:50:48 +0000 UTC]

Was for a while...

She seems to have a pretty high tolerance for people and you seem pleasant enough ♥

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