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Metaknightdoesddr [7774760] [] "Derp."

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# Comments

Comments: 442

TheEclecticEccentric In reply to ??? [2009-01-12 20:51:31 +0000 UTC]

Me: I-I just got over a stomach virus *runs to the bathroom*

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-12 21:04:40 +0000 UTC]

Me: Then you better stay away from bound while he's juggling, he'll make you even more nauseous!
Dolly: Sooooooo, bound, you wanna see the world from a different view?
Bound: Sure
Dolly: *pulls out pump from pouch* Heheheh!

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-12 21:11:02 +0000 UTC]

Leo: DO EET 8D

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-12 21:21:01 +0000 UTC]

Dolly: *crams hose in his mouth*
Bound: What are you- *mouth is taped shut*
Dolly: Heheheheh!!! *starts pumping*

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-13 17:23:16 +0000 UTC]

Leo: YES YESYESYESYESYES >:3

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-14 01:28:08 +0000 UTC]

Boing: Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmm!!!!! *Starts blowing up*
Holly: *tries taking pump* STOP THAT!
Dolly: Why? It's fun to see him like this!
Holly: It's not nice!
Dolly: When was the last time I was nice? That's your shtick!
*meanwhile, the whole time, Dolly's pumping away*

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-14 16:00:21 +0000 UTC]

Leo: *howling with uncontrollable laughter* THIS IS SO GREAT

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-14 16:48:57 +0000 UTC]

Boing: MMMMMmmmmmm!!! *now floating in air*

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-15 00:30:35 +0000 UTC]

Leo: *taking pics*

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-15 00:34:48 +0000 UTC]

Dolly: *Looks up from her rant* There, that's good enough.*takes out the hose, tapes his mouth shut, ties string to collar* Ohhhhhhhhhh, TOOOOOOOOORCH!
Torch: Yes aunty.
Dolly: Here! The most fun balloon you'll ever have!

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-15 00:39:23 +0000 UTC]

Leo: *about to die of laughter*

Torch: YAY! THANK YOU AUNTY! *takes the balloon and runs around with it*

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-15 00:46:05 +0000 UTC]

Boing: *floating high in the breeze* MMMMMMHHHHH!!!!
Laze: Yo, dude, man, You is stealin mah shtick!

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-15 00:54:22 +0000 UTC]

Leo: FIGHT!

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-15 00:56:27 +0000 UTC]

Boing: Mmmmhh, mmmh mhh!
Me: *gasp* BOING, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT AROUND A KID!

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-15 01:12:24 +0000 UTC]

Me: whoa that's bad!

Torch: What's that mean?

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-15 01:20:12 +0000 UTC]

Leo: Well, uhh, ummm, CAN SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
Laze: Sorry, can't help you!

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-15 02:04:54 +0000 UTC]

Leo:

Me: *taking a nap*

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-15 02:07:31 +0000 UTC]

Torch: OOOOOHHHH, OOOOOOOOH! I WANNA GO THERE! *point*
Me: Huh? *realizing that he's pointing to Carnival house of horror*
Holly: Torch, I don't think that's such a good idea....
Torch: BUT I WANNA!! PLZ?!

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-15 02:10:51 +0000 UTC]

Me: He should go...to learn about how NEVER to go to those places O^O

Leo: FFFF NO

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-15 03:00:40 +0000 UTC]

Laze: Sooooooooo, you wanna go there?
Torch: YESYESYESYESYES!
Laze: Then come with me!
Me: I better go along......

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-15 03:09:10 +0000 UTC]

Me: This won't end well....

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-15 03:37:59 +0000 UTC]

Torch: *goes in with Laze* Wazy?
Laze: Yes little dude?
Torch: I'm scared!
Me: Just keep on going!
*creepy noises*
Torch:
*comes across big box, handle turns*
Torch: 8D
*giant evil looking jack in the box jumps out*
Torch: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts crying*

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-15 17:13:07 +0000 UTC]

Leo: YOU IDIOTS! *takes Torch outside*

Torch: I WANNA GO TO THE MALL ;-;

Leo: WAT

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-15 17:41:39 +0000 UTC]

Boing: MMMMMMHH, MMMMMH!
Me: Oops, forgot about Boing.... *Rips the tape off of his mouth*
Boing: WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *Goes flying all over the place*

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-15 20:01:11 +0000 UTC]

Me: BEST BALLOON ANIMAL EVER!

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-15 23:55:43 +0000 UTC]

Boing: *lands on ground* Oof!
Laze: Lol, and a literal balloon animal!
Boing: So, bouncy, where to next?
Me: Torch wants to go to the mall!
Boing: Sure! *walks towards Torch*
Torch:

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-15 23:57:16 +0000 UTC]

Leo: GET AWAY FROM MY KID 'K 'K THNX! *snatches up Torch*

ME: I guess we go to the mall! *runs off*

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-16 00:05:46 +0000 UTC]

Boing: *following*
*at mall*
Torch: Me want TOYS!
Leo: No, Torch.
Torch: PLZ?
Laze: Oh no! Not the cute face!

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-16 00:08:37 +0000 UTC]

Me: LOOK AWAY, I'M BROKE

Leo: *eye twitches* must....resist...FFFFF

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-16 00:18:10 +0000 UTC]

Boing: HI EVERYBODY!
Torch:
Laze: At least he stopped the cute face...

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-16 00:22:33 +0000 UTC]

Me: Yeah....

Torch: BUY ME SOMETHING?!

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-16 00:24:47 +0000 UTC]

Me: SURE!
Boing: Alright, if bouncy is doing so.......
Torch:

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-16 00:25:29 +0000 UTC]

Leo: -.-

Me: RUN AWAY

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-16 00:41:21 +0000 UTC]

Me: Seems like he's scared of clowns....
Boing: WHY! D: I'M FUN!
Torch: DADDY
Leo: WHAT'D I SAY ABOUT GETTING CLOSE TO MAH BOI?!

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-16 00:48:03 +0000 UTC]

Leo: I'LL SET YOU ON FIRE

Torch: CLOWNS

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-16 00:55:12 +0000 UTC]

Boing: BOUNCY!
Me: Yes boing?
Boing: THEY'RE BEING MEAN TO ME!
Me: Stop being mean to him!
Leo: LOOK WHO'S CRYING! *points to torch*

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-16 01:08:34 +0000 UTC]

Torch:

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-16 01:23:42 +0000 UTC]

Boing: BUT- BUT WHY?
Me: Probably that clown horror house we took him in.......

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-16 01:36:28 +0000 UTC]

Torch: CLOWNS ARE BAD

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-16 01:48:12 +0000 UTC]

Boing: Just come here for a moment......
Torch: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!! *runs off*
Leo: Now look at what you've done!

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-16 01:57:13 +0000 UTC]

Leo: FFFF

Torch: *hiding behind me* I'M S-SCARED

Me: Awwww *picks him and cradles him* It's okay, I won't let the scary animal hurt you :3

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-16 02:09:55 +0000 UTC]

Me: FFFFFFFFFF SCARY ANIMAL?
Boing: I'm not scary! *steps toward Torch*
Dolly: Not another step if you know What's good for you, or do you want the balloon treatment again?

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-16 02:14:53 +0000 UTC]

Me: HEY I'M TRYING TO MAKE THE KID STOP CRYING! >:c

Torch: EEP *hides*

Me: SORRY ABOUT THE INSULT BUT IT'LL MAKE THE KID FEEL BETTER

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-16 02:19:57 +0000 UTC]

Me: Ohhh, I get it. *whispers something in Boing's ear*
Boing: You wanna do THAT routine?
Me: Yep!
Boing: But, but,
Me: No buts.
Boing: Alright.........

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-16 02:26:30 +0000 UTC]

Me: What are you gonna do?

Torch: *crying*

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-16 03:07:20 +0000 UTC]

Me: *pulling up curtain, when done, a mountain of pies remains, Signals to Boing to Run off to the right* Sooooooo, I have all these pies, but nothing to do with them, I can't eat all of them!
Boing: *flouncing infrom the right* Hey! What's happening?
Me: I think I found out what to do with these pies!

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-16 03:08:18 +0000 UTC]

Me: Ohhhhh....

Torch: Pie? *looks up meekly*

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-16 03:45:02 +0000 UTC]

Me: Hey boing, wanna slice of pie?
Boing: YES!
Me: You really want it?
Boing: YEEEEEEEESSSS!
Me: You REALLLLLLLLLLLLY WANT IT?
Boing: *jumping up and down* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Then here! *SPLAT*

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TheEclecticEccentric In reply to Metaknightdoesddr [2009-01-16 03:49:09 +0000 UTC]

Torch: *giggles* FUN

Me: Awesome

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Metaknightdoesddr In reply to TheEclecticEccentric [2009-01-16 03:59:06 +0000 UTC]

Boing: That wasn't nice! O^O
Me: How's about I give you TWO pies to make up for it!
Boing: YAY!
Me: *claps them together on his head like a pair of cymbals.*

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