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"Part-time scribbler"
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# Comments
Comments: 380
You're welcome. 
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One thing I can assure you, It was cold as hell. Im lucky I still have my fingers intact
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Well, losing fingers can't be very good for the photography business xD
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I guess it would make the buttons a lot harder to press
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Not to mention the part where you have to grab the camera...
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A strap holding it to the neck and the camera resting on my palm might do the trick
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Well, it might... but then you still have the button pressing situation to solve...
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humm...
what about nose pressing?
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It will probably require a lot of practice, but it might do the trick
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Thank you for the Totoro human gif fav Ö w Ö
And don’t worry that your name is mising an a , you’re obviously hoarding the a XD
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You're welcome
Damn! You uncovered my secret! Now I can't peacefully hoard the a's
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Oh that’s great <3 , so they are useful, animating them nearly made me cry XD
Yes, your terrible secret has been unvovered!
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Wait, was it harder than animating totoro?
You mustn't tell a soul!
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Nah but I had one of them walking across the screen, then photoshop complained too much and I had to delete all of it and make them stand in one place ; v ;
I’m so sorry, tke ll my ’s, I swer I’ll keep my mouth shut!
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Tx tx tx, seems to me Photoshop needs to be taught a lesson xD
Yeesss, excellent. I need those a's to make evil laughs
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XD I’m going to "close it" so photoshop knows it has been a bad program and will behave better!
HAHAHA that’s the best reason to hoard a’s ever!
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Yes, teach that program a lesson!
I know!
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I bet photoshop is crying now, I’m so bad xD
Or you develope your own evil laughes with only a’s like a weird cackling
a -a-a-a-a-a it could work!
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Don't feel bad for it, totally deserved it!
My own evil laughter, hein? Well, that sounds brilliant! Evil-Master-Lord-brilliant! I love it!!
As appreciation for that great idea I shall kill you last
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You have to practice every day to make it sound good though xD
a a a a a exercises
You are most merciful ; v ;
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ugh, I hate practicing stuff every day. It makes it sound like a chore :S
But you are right! I'll never be a true master of Evil until I get that laughter done properly.
Yes, I know And you are most resourceful. If you keep giving me this kind of great advice I might actually consider having you in my ranks of trustworthy advisers.
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…that’s true, then just casually fit it in conversations XD I’m sure your friends/colleagues?/classmates? won’t
mind you cackling madly from time to time
My benevolent Overlord, you won’t regret your kindness, a jester is always a good adviser, not crazy at all !
And thank you very sweetly for watching me overlord xD <3
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Good advice as always jester... I'm sure my Evil friends won't even notice. It will just be a minor change from the usual maniacal laughs.
And if they do, they'll be so jealous!
Ah, you see jester, all the good Masters of Evil know that sometimes the best strategies are the crazy ones. We just call them bold or innovative instead, and no one will question our sanity. Well, no one would, at least out loud anyway, but they will also agree with us inside their little, simple heads. Besides, it's all part of one of my most terrible plans
You're most welcome my loyal subject. All proper Overlords know to keep an ever watchful eye on their vassals. It's one of the most basic rules on the manual (I can't believe this actually exists xD www.eviloverlord.com/lists/ove… )
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Unsuspecting fools! xD Jeah watch out for other aspiring overlords, we can’t have them
trying to steal your laugh
HAHA excellent, that’s what I am then "innovative". I guess it’s easier when no one is allowed to question your
decisions xD you decide what’s crazy and what’s normal
That’s an awesome list XDD You can really count on the internet to provide quality content like that haha
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Say jester, do you think I should patent my Evil cackle? Go on, don't be afraid to speak your mind...
Yes... perhaps too easy... I wonder if my world domination plans will be threatened by the lack of questioning. Should I keep some of the political opposition alive, just in case I need an honest opinion? After all, that's also on the manual...
Oh the internet... what would we be without it... you know, apart from bored xD
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LOL *bows 10 times* it’s quicker and more befitting to imprison or kill the people who dare
to steal your laugh ~
Hm why not, otherwise it would get bored…but make sure you have blackmail material on all of the political opposition, so you’re save in case of an uprising or revolution
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You're absolutely right! It's probably less expensive too.
You fool! You think I would let them roam free to conspire against me? sigh... I thought you were wiser, my dear jester... give me a good reason to keep you as an adviser. Or alive.
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PSH That’s the fun part of being an overlord, winning over "good" over and over again xD !!
I stand by my advice, dead or alive LOL
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Yes... so rewarding
Sigh... now I'm not sure if I should punish you for daring to go against me, or reward you for showing such courage... damn!
I'll just send you to the dungeons until I figure it out.
But first, I need some personal info in order to blackmail you in case you escape xD
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Well give me a heads up if you’re going to behead me ö v <
Lol that will be hard, you know crazy people have no shame, you’d ned something really bad
to blackmail me Sir Overlord Sir
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ahahah
Oh jester, cracking jokes even when staring death in the face. I must say, if I do decide to kill you I'll have a hard time. All my other counselors are just so serious and dull and... meh...
I'm sure my men will find something even a crazy person would be ashamed of
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Lol I really think being an overlord would be 80% of the time thinking about killing people 19% actually killing people and 1% a little torture
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Yes, most people would think that. They aren't aware of the depressing truth. The percentages go more like 90% paperwork and bureaucracy, 5% giving orders in menacing tones, 2% threatening the good guys, 2% daydreaming about the day my doomsday device will be complete and 1% for the occasional torture or kill, you know, to relax, have some fun, maybe on parties.
Speaking of parties, we have already established I'm a terrible person, so no surprise I was late to wish you a happy birthday. I hope it was a happy one nonetheless, even though you're behind bars.
As a token of my good will, proof of my infinite wisdom and birthday present, I decided to release you from your incarceration. You shall sit again in my counseling room. Bring birthday cake.
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90% paperwork! That‘s barbaric!! Hope the 1% torture parties make up for it XD
Ahw no worries ; w ; thank you!! My brother sent me a package full of swiss/french
chocolate (he works in swizerland) for me to try, it was awesome XD
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I know, it's terrible :S But the parties totally make up for it
Welcome ^^
Ahh, Swiss chocolate
Don't eat it all at once xD
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LOL of course, I’ll even bring dip~
I ate it over 2 days except for the plain one, I kept that for when I was despreat because I had nothing sweet xD plain chocolate is so boring
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Is... is that part of a torture method?
Oh wow, that's a massive intake of sugar xD
Plain chocolate is still better than no chocolate
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Uh…it could become one, be creative xD
It actually wasn’t that much, surprised me too
yeah, I hate it when it’s weekend, the shops are closed and
you don’t have any sweets at home .__.
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Dude, that's your job xD I'm a classic villain, I only do traditional torture. But I appreciate learning new techniques
Uuuhm... something tells me you're only saying that cus you could have eaten triple the amount in the same time with no problem xD
But I could be wrong, of course.
ALL the shops closed? No place to buy sugar? How are you supposed to satisfy your sugar addiction if all the stores are closed?
That's simply cruel! I could adopt that as a measure for my reign of terror!
Never happened with sweets, there's always some supermarket open even if that means having to walk further in my "house clothes". It happened a lot with cigarettes when I smoked though, and it sucked
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AH I see, well you know there are different types of villains, some are dreamers that like to invent new techniques themselves XD
What me?! Never! *stuffs face with a bathtub of icecream*
OMG come on, that’s going too far even by my standards, I mean sure, torture and bloodshed no problem, but depriving them of sweets? no
HAHA jeah comfy houseclothes XD (But I always wear make up, can’t go out without it ; v
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I can't wait to see what techniques you'll invent for our party!
Ahahah, I never realized I NEED a bathtub of ice cream until now...
It's not depriving... I'm just forcing people to plan their logistics in advance, so the sweets are never missing. I'm actually doing them a favor. They'll live better organized, more efficient lives. Think about that...
Make...up... such an interesting concept I've never heard of xD Kay, I'm a mess with make up, can't remember the last time I used it... but I remember my black lines usually looked like black eyes...
Even if it's just to go buy a chocolate bar to the nearest shop?
Btw, I heard something about floods on the news... hope everything's fine
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Jeah me too, but it’s just a dream, because we don’t have a bathtub in our flat…XD
I’ll have to eat the ice cream out of the box, like a civilized glutton ; n ;
HAHA I see your style, you’re being evil but convince your people you’re kind and just want their best!
A brilliant plan sir overlord lady
That’s exactly how make up should look like, charcoal tears xD stunning
Yes . n . I’m obessive/low self esteem, if my feet is out of the door my face is painted lol
Hm no our weather is sunny…I wish we had rain
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Such a cruel thing to have a dream that is impossible to achieve
And a most beautiful dream it is... I promise, when my castle / evil headquarters is finished I'm gonna give you a POOL full of ice cream! I may be evil, but I'm still sensitive to people's dreams...
Thank you
After that, I think I'll close all the public schools and tell them it's for the quality of their education... I also thought about doing the same to the hospitals, but I need capable soldiers...
Damn, if I knew that I wouldn't have give up on make up xD
Oh, I'm sorry to read that... something in the deep, forgotten part of my brain is whispering stuff about how I should be telling you that I'm sure you're beautiful without make up, and have no reason to have low self esteem and all that... but that's more on the good guys jurisdiction... and I never saw you sooo, it would be rather silly...
On the other hand, everyone on the dark side is FABULOUS!
(You seem to be really nice and funny, speaking seriously...for once... I know it probably won't do much for your esteem, but it's something I can say for sure 
So no eminent catastrophe. The evil part of me is somewhat disappointed, but at least my trusty jester is safe!
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LOL I’d freeze to death in the pool of ice BUT IT WOULD BE WORTH IT
Haha your logic is sound, you clearly want only the best for your people!
But are dumb soldiers good soldiers?
Don’t give up on make up, just take some coal and smear it on your face, easy breezy beauticoal~
Ahw you’re so sweet to say that ; v ; <3 sorry I didn’t want to sound so emo, it‘s just I’m really pale and often have
bags under my eyes /Likes to stay up late/ so when I don’t wear make up people think I’m sick or maybe take drugs XD
I get that, I mean how can you respect a person that actually has feelings?!
Hm well it drizzled a bit today, that is a clear sign of a hurricane
(even though we don’t get hurricanes) so don’t be too disappointed XD
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Totally worth it. But it's OK, I'll get you one of those floating mattresses... one made of ice cream cookie!
Of course, did you ever doubt that?
I guess the dumber they are, the less they question my authority and the orders they're given. I can't have soldiers bailing out on me because they made some basic thinking and decided whatever I told them to do was wrong or immoral. That would bring considerable delay to my evil plans
Loved that idea! War makeup!
Uuhm... I sometimes paint my nails. That counts as make up, right?
Ah ha, same here, but the glasses kinda cover the bags xD
Now remember, I never said that. I'm not sweet, I'm a merciless conquerer and I demand respect. FEELINGS ARE FOR THE WEAK!!
Any hurricanes yet?
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LOL ahmg if I could really swim in such a pool
they’d truly have to write "died of happiness" on my gravestone xD
Makes sense!… our conversation is sadly probably the same
dictators are having irl O . o
Suure, I love painting my nails when I’m bored or want to feel
productive lol
Oh nice! What kind of glasses do you have? Harry potter? Nerd?
Nope, but the heat is getting deadlier by the day .___.
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"Died of happiness" xD
I want to die of happiness too
You just inspired me to think about a new purpose to my life... It's so short, specially in my line of work, I can't spend it all with paper work and endless, pointless meetings. I truly need to torture and kill some more ungrateful subjects, otherwise, what will people write on my grave stone? "Terrorized plenty of documents and pens"?
Since you keep giving me such good advise, I promise the day I have to execute you it will be with a pool of ice cream
Yeah, isn't that great?
Can't wait to meet such clever people, they surely will have some interesting advise.
Uhm...I don't know... regular glasses? Uh... they're black... glasses... xD
They're drawn in my profile pic if you want to have an idea...
Ugh, so it's here...
I hate heat so much, it's impossible to go out during the day, unless you're intending to be close to a big water surface... or ice cream pool xD
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Don’t worry, you too can die of happiness, I believe in you x‘D
Just combine somthing you love and something really dangerous~
And here I expected a lovepoem as a description of your glasses,
not a fan of glasses? They seem so fun to me…
Ugh summer is the worst, the wooorst, it’s even hot inside ; n ;
I often dream of living in a country without summer ~
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