alitheia In reply to ??? [2006-06-15 13:01:11 +0000 UTC]

*hides camera

Your butt? Er, uh. *cough. Why would anyone want a picture of that?

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escapism In reply to alitheia [2006-06-15 22:16:42 +0000 UTC]

Dunno, maybe you should tell me!

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alitheia In reply to escapism [2006-06-18 15:51:42 +0000 UTC]

I think it's pretty self-evident.

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escapism In reply to alitheia [2006-06-19 13:08:22 +0000 UTC]

So, how much do you want to prevent this from ever showing up on the interweb?

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alitheia In reply to escapism [2006-06-19 14:16:54 +0000 UTC]

Not at all. You?

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escapism In reply to alitheia [2006-06-19 18:45:07 +0000 UTC]

I want to prevent it at all costs! It's a photo of my butt we are talking about here!

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alitheia In reply to escapism [2006-06-19 21:21:42 +0000 UTC]

Ah, I see what you meant.

Nobody has to know it's your butt. But when everyone starts saying, "Whose hot, sexy butt is that?!" what do you want me to say?

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escapism In reply to alitheia [2006-06-20 13:00:46 +0000 UTC]

I'd want you to ask them how much they pay for a Playgirl photoshoot!

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alitheia In reply to escapism [2006-06-20 13:04:24 +0000 UTC]

I think pretty good coin. Can I be your agent?

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escapism In reply to alitheia [2006-06-20 14:15:49 +0000 UTC]

What's your percentage?

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alitheia In reply to escapism [2006-06-20 15:18:35 +0000 UTC]

How about 5%?

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escapism In reply to alitheia [2006-06-20 17:36:54 +0000 UTC]

Deal. When's my first gig?

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alitheia In reply to escapism [2006-06-20 19:36:52 +0000 UTC]

Better start doing some lunges and squats.

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escapism In reply to alitheia [2006-06-21 16:25:52 +0000 UTC]

Awful demanding for an agent. And I think women prefer their men to have curves. Or is it that men prefer women to have curves? I'm so confused.

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alitheia In reply to escapism [2006-06-21 20:58:49 +0000 UTC]

A few curves in just the right places on my men is alllllll right...

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escapism In reply to alitheia [2006-06-22 12:36:18 +0000 UTC]

My elbow has a curve. Is that one of the right places?

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alitheia In reply to escapism [2006-06-23 00:22:05 +0000 UTC]

Mmmm, elbow curve...

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alitheia In reply to escapism [2006-06-20 18:42:16 +0000 UTC]

Next Tuesday at 10.

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blackzer0 In reply to ??? [2006-06-09 10:02:53 +0000 UTC]

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bradstone In reply to ??? [2006-06-09 05:09:57 +0000 UTC]

ah, TBL is so underappreciated

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bradstone In reply to ??? [2006-06-08 20:45:12 +0000 UTC]

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

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blackzer0 In reply to ??? [2006-06-07 14:37:00 +0000 UTC]

yeah? well

"has 7,777 pageviews"

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alitheia In reply to blackzer0 [2006-06-07 14:57:06 +0000 UTC]

That's good luck, is it not?

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blackzer0 In reply to alitheia [2006-06-07 15:42:53 +0000 UTC]

That's perfection

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alitheia In reply to blackzer0 [2006-06-07 20:24:36 +0000 UTC]

You would know!

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SRaffa In reply to ??? [2006-06-06 01:47:43 +0000 UTC]

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alitheia In reply to SRaffa [2006-06-06 16:30:33 +0000 UTC]

Privyet, Smushka.

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blackzer0 In reply to ??? [2006-06-04 22:47:15 +0000 UTC]

"has 7,700 pageviews"

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alitheia In reply to blackzer0 [2006-06-05 12:00:05 +0000 UTC]

Would you like a piece of that pie?

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blackzer0 In reply to alitheia [2006-06-05 13:06:35 +0000 UTC]

with ? or juice

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alitheia In reply to blackzer0 [2006-06-05 13:11:51 +0000 UTC]

Whichever you prefer. I bet I know which one you'll pick though.

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blackzer0 In reply to alitheia [2006-06-05 22:08:04 +0000 UTC]

and I already took a slice before I gave it to you. You can see it missing

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alitheia In reply to blackzer0 [2006-06-05 23:47:57 +0000 UTC]

Greedy bugger.

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blackzer0 In reply to alitheia [2006-06-06 08:52:48 +0000 UTC]

v_v

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alitheia In reply to blackzer0 [2006-06-06 10:23:44 +0000 UTC]

Now, now. No need for that face.

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blackzer0 In reply to ??? [2006-05-28 18:41:43 +0000 UTC]

"has 7,502 pageviews"

100 in 10 days, not baaaad.

ho hum. This page is very quiet now.

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alitheia In reply to blackzer0 [2006-05-29 20:41:07 +0000 UTC]

Pff. Are you making fun of my page? I like it quiet, so there!

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blackzer0 In reply to alitheia [2006-05-29 21:58:20 +0000 UTC]

I meant quiet without you, silly

now bust out that duster.

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alitheia In reply to blackzer0 [2006-05-30 21:57:37 +0000 UTC]

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blackzer0 In reply to alitheia [2006-05-30 22:30:54 +0000 UTC]

Why are you not online?

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alitheia In reply to blackzer0 [2006-05-30 16:29:06 +0000 UTC]

Are you calling me a loudmouth? P. F. F. F.

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blackzer0 In reply to alitheia [2006-05-30 22:29:35 +0000 UTC]

what's that? i can't hear you, i think i went deaf from your voice.

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alitheia In reply to blackzer0 [2006-05-31 10:22:50 +0000 UTC]

I think that is the sound of all the air whooshing around inside your head.

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blackzer0 In reply to alitheia [2006-05-31 13:20:17 +0000 UTC]

You got me. I am defeated. Owned.

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alitheia In reply to blackzer0 [2006-05-31 13:21:41 +0000 UTC]

Score:

Bassem: 1,034,136 Owns.
Claire: 1 Own.

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blackzer0 In reply to alitheia [2006-05-31 14:02:17 +0000 UTC]

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TwistedNerve In reply to ??? [2006-05-25 01:49:31 +0000 UTC]

How dare you be missing for a day, after I disappear for three weeks!

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SRaffa In reply to ??? [2006-05-23 13:26:20 +0000 UTC]

Hai!

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blackzer0 In reply to ??? [2006-05-18 10:08:19 +0000 UTC]

"has 7,400 pageviews"

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